Afternoon sir, we've been having reports of people driving

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>683181343
S-sure thing o-officer.

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>>683181343
No repeating digits here!

Of course officer, here's my dubs

FUCK THE POLICE

>>683181343
you're way outside your jurisdiction officer

>>683181343
Sure sir, I'm glad to help in any way I can. I hate those damn dubs, ruining this board!

Th-there's no repeating digits in this car, officer.

>>683181343
I think you missed him officer, saw a lunatic up ahead. I think you should do your job better.

NOTHing tio see herem, PIG

So what if I've got dubs I ain't driving a car nigga

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Nigga does it look like I have dubs.

>>683181343

I am travelling. I am a traveller on the open road.

>>683181343
I believe everything is in order officier

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PULLING ME OVER WHEN I CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE DUBS?!

>>683181895
HE"S GOT A GUN

That stick on the machine is a donut holder right?

No dubs here

>>683181343

I didn't know dubs were illegal, officer! I swear!

Nuffin tu c heer offisuh

Nah just waitin for a mate

1v1 me u cheeky slag

I'm sorry officer. Perhaps we could working something out? ...

Go catch a real criminal! Im gunna film this you copper dog

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>>683182863

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>>683182899

THIS IS RAPE

Go fuck yourself, pig!

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>>683182899
yeah yeah tell that to the judge sunshine

>>683181343
Repeating digits? is that what the kids are doing these days..

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>>683182938

>>683181343
FUCK U M8 I'M INNOCENT BRUV

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>>683181343
Sure thing officer, right away

>>683181343
s-s-sure thing officer. i'm certainly not under the influence, i swear

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>>683181343
Of course, officer. No dubs here.

No dubs here

dindu nuffin

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Who said I had dubs?

I dindu nuffin pig

>>683183566
ah shit

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>>683182899
GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!

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>>683183077

woah waoh, hold it right there, you're coming with me

>>683183633
AN ACCOMPLICE

>>683183633
Check 'em, officer

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No dubs here no siree nope

>>683183566

Out of the car boy!!!!

HE'S GOT A GUN!

>>683183633
>>683183566
2 in a row

>>683183788
>>683183633
>>683183566
3 in a row

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whats a dub

>>683183778
hly shit im lucky

double donks

good afternoon officer.
uh, these red eyes? Just allergies, sir

Why am I getting pulled over? I just passed a couple guys doing dubbs a few posts back. Profiling bullshit!

dont worry officer, i quite dubs years ago, but ill be on the lookout

Whayou want

>>683183862

50 bucks

Digits? Repeating? I would never think of such a horrible idea. Just think of the consequences.

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I AM A FREE INHABITANT OF THE EARTH
I SAW IT ON REDDIT AND TUMBLR

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Trips for the pig

I'm clean, officer.

No way dude thats gay

>>683184222
checked

>>683184222
shot on sight... rip

>>683184222
Checked

I SWEAR OFFICER I DINDU NUFFIN

im drunk oof my ass but im not on dubels sir

>>683184222
cheeky

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>>683184388
SIR I SWEAR IT WASNT ME

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>>683184222
nice

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>>683181343
XD lmao le get rekt, le good sir

>>683181343
FUCKING SHIT!

*runs away*

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>>683181343
i dinna do it !

N-n-no problem Mr. Offica sir

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here it is sir, the license for singles and the license for the license and god save the queen!

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>>683181343
aight faggot

It's because im latino, right?

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these are the only dubs i'm packing, officer

fuck the police , catch me if you can nigger!

I dindu nuffin

no problem, just got off the night shift

>>683181343
I don't have anything on me officer I swear.

Sure thing officer

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they belong to that nigga over there

dindu nuffin

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oh, no, senor.. no dubs are here

No, officer, I don't have dubs. Dubs is a crime, and crime is for faggots.

>>683185542
>>683185725
Hmm...

Im just passing through officer, i dont even like those repeating digits.

Pls don't hurt me I am only black

This is rape.

I'll show you my tits if Ill get off free ;)

>>683181343
I do dubs and this checkpoint is bullshit.

>>683186211
bring em out

No dubs here

Um no offasah they aint no dubs here

I hope theres not a problem officer

>>683186322
Get him!>>683186322

I'm just going to close my window..

>>683186322
Get out the car nigger

https://youtu.be/F1Bhl3yjzsQ

>>683181343
Okay. I am not dubber, I only sin

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>>683186322
WE IN HOT PURSUIT>>683186322
>>683186211

>>683186211
Winrar...?

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HELLO OFFICER

>>683186665
lol get rekt

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>>683186665
Fuck

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>>683186665
YOU'RE ON THE BUBBLE, BOY

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Theres a problem official sfautshenhaiser

no dubs here

Check my sobriety

>>683181343
ok

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>>683181343

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>>683186665

>>683181343
No dubs, sir!

I DINDU NOTHIN?

>>683182899
He's a got a dub!!

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Do you like my trips official

>>683181343
I'm innocent.

>>683187202
Rerolling - Gimme dubs!

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Let me get trhou fucking gringo

hey buddy

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>>683187631
No way mr.jump'a'wall im building a bigger wall right now

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>>683187566

I DINDU NUFFIN!

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>>683188127

>>683183644
Uhh...

I'm clean.

>>683181343
ayyunk

>>683181343
Can't shoot me yah got nah gun wanker

I've never touched dubs in my life, officer

>>683186665
Shit so close.

>>683181343
No dubs here occifer

okay

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huh huh huh huh he he he he huh huh huh huh haw haw haw haw haw haw huh huh huh huh dubs

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NOTHING HERE OFFICER-KUN

No dubs here, officer

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>>683181343

no dubs here, officer. really.

Nothing to see here

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>>683189400
CHECK 'EM! CHECK 'EM!!

Lel you can't shoot me niggers

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Sorry Office,r but no dubs here!

roll, i is not drank officer

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>>683190022
NO WAIT, THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING PLS DON'T SHOOT ME!! ;_;

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>>683189400
oh, errr... where do THESE come from so suddenly...?

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>>683190022

DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS, OFFICER?
JUST FUCK OFF, OK.

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>>683190138
wow

>>683181343

I swear I was only holding them for a friend

Alright officer

>>683190377

GET YOUR DICK ON THE GROUND COMMIE SCUM

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Hello Officer. Fucking pig

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>>683190377
YOU'RE COMING DOWN WITH ME MOTHERFUCKER

>>683190522
how bout you too

>>683190022
>>683190377
>>683190522
3 in a row? we having a gory threesome here?

Fuck da police
Check em

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>>683190522

We both hittin the ground you fuck!

>>683190606

You'll end up at the same place with the 7th hokage soon!

Sure thing.

What if I get trips?

I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding officer

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>>683182899
>>683183077
>>683183566
>>683183633
>>683183644
>>683183788
>>683184222
>>683184299
>>683184388
>>683186211
>>683186322
>>683187566
>>683189400
>>683190022
>>683190377
>>683190455
>>683190522

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why hello there fellow singles

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>>683191321

IM NOT RESISTING,
IM NOT RESISTING,
IM NOT RESISTING,

>>683191688
RESIST

>>683191321
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!

>>683181343
Got nothing officer. Check'em.

>>683191688
O SHI-

>>683181343

looks like a pussy britbong cop who doesn't have a gun

skip the roll, punch him until he dies

Hitler did nothing wrong, officer

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>>683186665
So close but so far away.

>>683192061
>BOOM
Ok Johnson, lets just sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here

>>683192133

Shhhhhhhhiet anon, you could have walked son. dude blows a negative result, still beats the fuck out of cop. You are truly a savage

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

I've never seen repeating digits in my life

>>683192750

*gets tased on the spot*

>>683181343
O-ok

Goodnight

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>>683191586
>>683191843
You're going with me, boys
>>683191688
You too, rascal

>>683193530
Its only my first offence sir.

PLEASE STOP KICKING ME

I like tuwtles...

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>>683193763
stop resisting, boi

check em'

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>>683195199
Nice dubs, but you have picked a bad time to use them, son

>>683195199
winrar

>>683184187
Lmao that cop was having none of that dumb bitch's shit

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Checkem faggot

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>>683181343

ill turn myself in

>>683196735
rollin for the trips tho

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Nah I'm good