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Afternoon sir, we've been having reports of people driving

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Afternoon sir, we've been having reports of people driving under the influence of repeating digits around here in the last few days. Simple spot check, blow here, I'm sure you'll come up negative for dubs, then you can be on your way.
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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>>683181343
S-sure thing o-officer.
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>>683181343
No repeating digits here!
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Of course officer, here's my dubs
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FUCK THE POLICE
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>>683181343
you're way outside your jurisdiction officer
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>>683181343
Sure sir, I'm glad to help in any way I can. I hate those damn dubs, ruining this board!
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Th-there's no repeating digits in this car, officer.
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>>683181343
I think you missed him officer, saw a lunatic up ahead. I think you should do your job better.
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NOTHing tio see herem, PIG
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So what if I've got dubs I ain't driving a car nigga
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Nigga does it look like I have dubs.
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>>683181343

I am travelling. I am a traveller on the open road.
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>>683181343
I believe everything is in order officier
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PULLING ME OVER WHEN I CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE DUBS?!
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>>683181895
HE"S GOT A GUN
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That stick on the machine is a donut holder right?
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No dubs here
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>>683181343

I didn't know dubs were illegal, officer! I swear!
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Nuffin tu c heer offisuh
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Nah just waitin for a mate
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1v1 me u cheeky slag
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I'm sorry officer. Perhaps we could working something out? ...
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Go catch a real criminal! Im gunna film this you copper dog
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>>683182863
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>>683182899
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THIS IS RAPE
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Go fuck yourself, pig!
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>>683182899
yeah yeah tell that to the judge sunshine
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>>683181343
Repeating digits? is that what the kids are doing these days..
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>>683182938
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>>683181343
FUCK U M8 I'M INNOCENT BRUV
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>>683181343
Sure thing officer, right away
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>>683181343
s-s-sure thing officer. i'm certainly not under the influence, i swear
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>>683181343
Of course, officer. No dubs here.
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No dubs here
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dindu nuffin
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Who said I had dubs?
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I dindu nuffin pig
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>>683183566
ah shit
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>>683182899
GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!
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>>683183077

woah waoh, hold it right there, you're coming with me
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>>683183633
AN ACCOMPLICE
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>>683183633
Check 'em, officer
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No dubs here no siree nope
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>>683183566

Out of the car boy!!!!

HE'S GOT A GUN!
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>>683183633
>>683183566
2 in a row
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>>683183788
>>683183633
>>683183566
3 in a row
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whats a dub
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>>683183778
hly shit im lucky
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double donks
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good afternoon officer.
uh, these red eyes? Just allergies, sir
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Why am I getting pulled over? I just passed a couple guys doing dubbs a few posts back. Profiling bullshit!
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dont worry officer, i quite dubs years ago, but ill be on the lookout
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Whayou want
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>>683183862

50 bucks
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Digits? Repeating? I would never think of such a horrible idea. Just think of the consequences.
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I AM A FREE INHABITANT OF THE EARTH
I SAW IT ON REDDIT AND TUMBLR
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Trips for the pig
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I'm clean, officer.
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No way dude thats gay
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>>683184222
checked
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>>683184222
shot on sight... rip
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>>683184222
Checked
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I SWEAR OFFICER I DINDU NUFFIN
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im drunk oof my ass but im not on dubels sir
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>>683184222
cheeky
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>>683184388
SIR I SWEAR IT WASNT ME
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>>683184222
nice
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>>683181343
XD lmao le get rekt, le good sir
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>>683181343
FUCKING SHIT!

*runs away*
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>>683181343
i dinna do it !
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N-n-no problem Mr. Offica sir
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here it is sir, the license for singles and the license for the license and god save the queen!
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>>683181343
aight faggot
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It's because im latino, right?
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these are the only dubs i'm packing, officer
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fuck the police , catch me if you can nigger!
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I dindu nuffin
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no problem, just got off the night shift
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>>683181343
I don't have anything on me officer I swear.
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Sure thing officer
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they belong to that nigga over there
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dindu nuffin
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oh, no, senor.. no dubs are here
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No, officer, I don't have dubs. Dubs is a crime, and crime is for faggots.
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>>683185542
>>683185725
Hmm...
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Im just passing through officer, i dont even like those repeating digits.
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Pls don't hurt me I am only black
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This is rape.
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I'll show you my tits if Ill get off free ;)
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>>683181343
I do dubs and this checkpoint is bullshit.
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>>683186211
bring em out
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No dubs here
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Um no offasah they aint no dubs here
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I hope theres not a problem officer
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>>683186322
Get him!>>683186322
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I'm just going to close my window..
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>>683186322
Get out the car nigger
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https://youtu.be/F1Bhl3yjzsQ
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>>683181343
Okay. I am not dubber, I only sin
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>>683186322
WE IN HOT PURSUIT>>683186322
>>683186211
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>>683186211
Winrar...?
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HELLO OFFICER
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>>683186665
lol get rekt
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>>683186665
Fuck
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>>683186665
YOU'RE ON THE BUBBLE, BOY
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Theres a problem official sfautshenhaiser
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no dubs here
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Check my sobriety
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>>683181343
ok
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>>683181343
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>>683186665
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>>683181343
No dubs, sir!
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I DINDU NOTHIN?
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>>683182899
He's a got a dub!!
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Do you like my trips official
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>>683181343
I'm innocent.
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>>683187202
Rerolling - Gimme dubs!
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Let me get trhou fucking gringo
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hey buddy
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>>683187631
No way mr.jump'a'wall im building a bigger wall right now
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>>683187566
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I DINDU NUFFIN!
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>>683188127
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>>683183644
Uhh...
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I'm clean.
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>>683181343
ayyunk
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>>683181343
Can't shoot me yah got nah gun wanker
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I've never touched dubs in my life, officer
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>>683186665
Shit so close.
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>>683181343
No dubs here occifer
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okay
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huh huh huh huh he he he he huh huh huh huh haw haw haw haw haw haw huh huh huh huh dubs
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NOTHING HERE OFFICER-KUN
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No dubs here, officer
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>>683181343

no dubs here, officer. really.
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Nothing to see here
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>>683189400
CHECK 'EM! CHECK 'EM!!
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Lel you can't shoot me niggers
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Sorry Office,r but no dubs here!
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roll, i is not drank officer
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>>683190022
NO WAIT, THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING PLS DON'T SHOOT ME!! ;_;
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>>683189400
oh, errr... where do THESE come from so suddenly...?
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>>683190022
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DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS, OFFICER?
JUST FUCK OFF, OK.
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>>683190138
wow
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>>683181343

I swear I was only holding them for a friend
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Alright officer
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>>683190377

GET YOUR DICK ON THE GROUND COMMIE SCUM
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Hello Officer. Fucking pig
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>>683190377
YOU'RE COMING DOWN WITH ME MOTHERFUCKER
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>>683190522
how bout you too
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>>683190022
>>683190377
>>683190522
3 in a row? we having a gory threesome here?
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Fuck da police
Check em
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>>683190522

We both hittin the ground you fuck!

>>683190606

You'll end up at the same place with the 7th hokage soon!
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Sure thing.
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What if I get trips?
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I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding officer
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why hello there fellow singles
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>>683191321
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IM NOT RESISTING,
IM NOT RESISTING,
IM NOT RESISTING,
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>>683191688
RESIST
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>>683191321
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
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>>683181343
Got nothing officer. Check'em.
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>>683191688
O SHI-
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>>683181343

looks like a pussy britbong cop who doesn't have a gun

skip the roll, punch him until he dies
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Hitler did nothing wrong, officer
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>>683186665
So close but so far away.
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>>683192061
>BOOM
Ok Johnson, lets just sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here
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>>683192133

Shhhhhhhhiet anon, you could have walked son. dude blows a negative result, still beats the fuck out of cop. You are truly a savage
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ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
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I've never seen repeating digits in my life
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>>683192750

*gets tased on the spot*
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>>683181343
O-ok
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Goodnight
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>>683191586
>>683191843
You're going with me, boys
>>683191688
You too, rascal
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>>683193530
Its only my first offence sir.

PLEASE STOP KICKING ME
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I like tuwtles...
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>>683193763
stop resisting, boi
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check em'
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>>683195199
Nice dubs, but you have picked a bad time to use them, son
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>>683195199
winrar
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>>683184187
Lmao that cop was having none of that dumb bitch's shit
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Checkem faggot
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>>683181343
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ill turn myself in
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>>683196735
rollin for the trips tho
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Nah I'm good
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