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Waifu thread >College/High school stories edition The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu thread
>College/High school stories edition
The rules are as follows:
>something about lewds
>wahwah too tired to care
And most importantly
>have fun
kagami claimed!
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Kurumi Claimed
Speaking of wahwah i can sure go for a whammy bar for the geetae Im crafting
In my freshman year of high school I drew a dick and turned it in for art class.
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top lel
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>slow clap
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let me guess, you got an A?
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Lmao and how did that story end?

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Best Ass Game Waifuu claimed!
How's everything going everyone?



In my freshman year of high school I drew a dick on some other dudes locker and I got spotted by the camera...
I had to do 12h of volunteer work and paint the locker again... fuck me
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still can't believe that video lol...
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hi aqua, you seem excited today....how's it going???
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H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
I didn't write my name on it so the teacher didn't know it was me.

I think I got a B or something.

Hello booty.

In my senior year I accidentally emailed hentai to a teacher instead of a project.
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Kill it guize
Kill it with GET
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Good morning to all

You know how girls do the star thing with fingers? In freshman year, my bros and I dick the dick hand thing

Hello ms. New booty
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Holy sweet Jesus now THAT is an ass.
Megumin claimed~
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morning shinoa, what'chu been up to??
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NoTM for best Death Grips album.
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Seryu is the thread-mom now i guess
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I need the rest of the story
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Yeahh lol I guess I am!
Its beautiful outside and just that makes me hype!
What about you? Hope you're doing fine!

This pic is awesome!

Heyy titties!
>accidentally emailed
Top lel what did she/he say?

Hello my smug queen!
How's life going so far?

Thanks hanako!
Do you like it?~

Mah boi! Wassup??
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I would rate it an A.
Nothing happened, the teacher probably saved it.

My nigga.

The hentai one?

Trips confirm
Now Seryu is mum
im doin more than fine!! im great!! glad to see you're doing good too
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If a mech unit like me drops its jaws at the mere sight (literally), you know that shit is legit.
>the teacher probably saved it
Top kek
Had a nightmare and just found out that an ex tried to contact me tonight. My day could've had a better start. What about you?~
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Laying in bed atm. Slowly waking up. You?

Good, steady and calm. You?
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Rikka claimed.

In high school I was on the video production team for the weekly bulletins, we did a skit of us blatantly doing drugs and it somehow got on. So much fun.
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did the teacher tell you something?
did he treat you any different from then on?
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nice...sounds comfy, just chatting lol, enjoying my time off

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Akiko late claim

Just rolled the bbq and some garden tables out. Gonna get grilingl tonight. Also did you know sometimes stone marten hide their shit and kills in your empty pool? I sure didn't until just now
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I still have that story fam
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yeah sometimes its nice to have a boring day
>sachi claim
Whatt that's soo weird.
My buddy only bring a dildo once during the class and got suspended lel

But yeah its right..!You're done with your meeting/lesson thingy!

Fuck yeah!
Im glad we got an other booty lover in the group
Welcome fam~

Ohhh...yeah that's a shitty start.
Nothing much, just enjoying the nice weather and still trying to make Quebec Great Again

That a perfect life I can already tell!
If only the doggy wouldn't smash your balls everyday..kek
Id say the samething! Got no problem atm so life's good!

Heyyy Rikka!! How are you in this fine morning?
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hello there
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Thanks Tats.

It's true.

It was aquatic science, and I had to bring my grade up so I did some extra credit and I was very tired when I finished, so I wasn't thinking and attached hentai to the email instead. Then I emailed him afterwards telling him to ignore the first one. He barely talked to me before, and it was at the end of the school year so he didn't say anything to me for the next 2 or 3 weeks and then I graduated.

Thanks, I needed that.
Glad you enjoyed that I wish I could go back and do it again. How are you doing Megumin?

Hey Aqua! I am doing fine I just got a breakfast burrito and coffee, starting my day off right! How are you goddess of the butts?
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Always remember that you got my vote~
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Base is now operating in Lockdown Mode until morning.

Reminder to all active units. If you see the rouge H.A.N.A.K.O unit,

Kill her.
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I had to reread it because i thought it said pentagrams
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My day could use a better start.. But there's no winds whatsoever in town!~ You've succeeded in your mission~
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you probably got lucky and he didn't see it
or maybe he liked it
>aquatic science
never heard of that

night Hanako!

a dick made out of pentagons could probably be considered modern art
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Rolling in
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Breakfast burrito?!? Why have I never heard of this before? I need one right now!
Doin great thanks! Aslong as my booty's still here, theres not problem!

Ohh hell yeah! If it wasn't for that vote I would have already quit

Sure will do! Thanks for the info!
Good night!

Heyy tank buddy! Wassup?
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Nice Galko, I didn't know this one yet
Saved for my /waifu/ memes folder
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I'm off to bed.
Later guys, I'll leave this for you

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I guess it depends on the teacher. One of my friends got suspended for typing "allahu ackbar" into a calculator.

He probably liked it. He was a neckbeard.
>aquatic science=fish and shit

I had a couple of other greentexts, but I don't have them screencapped.
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Mioda. I hope that all is well. Or well enough, at least.
Oh shit didn't read rule!

I got high in high school in my senior year first the first time. Was test week and we skipped school that day. Went and bought a pipe and $30 worth of weed. Friends let me have the green and I smoked it. Told me to keep going til the say stop or I can't take it anymore.

Coughed real hard and inhaled through my teeth like they told me to since it'll get me fucked up faster. Didn't feel shit but 10-15 min later, I just smiled. And from the smile I look into a mirror and saw my eyes were glossy and was lightly red. Mouth felt dry.

Then I felt super happy. I don't know why but I did. Couldn't help myself but walk in circles laughing like a dumbass while everyone else was in a circle all chill.

Came up to the group and they asked me to sit down and I said no because I'm fine. Someone gave me a lighter with the flint end facing me and I thought it was funny because it's a lighter and I'm holding it like a cigarette. But its a lighter!

Someone took it away from me and I gother really sad for some reason. Then they gave me an Arizona can cause it was safer for me. I got happy again and it said in a "happy drunk" voice:OOOOoooOOOooo... ariZOOONa.

After that we went home and my as was in the trunk of an suv face on mat and ass in air. Head a light headache feel but friends said I got fucked up real good. Went home and parents thought I had a headache and I went to bed early. Woke up with the greatest sleep ever.

Next day I told some of my friends that wasn't there with me that I got high for the first time and they're like "MY NIGGA ANON HOW WAS IT?! TELL US YOUR STORY!"

Felt good mang
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I'm going to watch more K-On
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Playing some cs:go?

G8 stuff mang

Nigga you ain't gotta remind me.. lol

Hey duce

Hello akiko
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i played like one game, tomo was having problems with it yesterday...
See you later.


Have fun.
Awesome! My wind spell did its job, so now you can have a nice, chill bike ride and hopefully maybe there will be a nice breeze going with you.

Youve never had one before!? They are so so good! Well it depends where you go I guess. But thats great and as long as its here I have no problems either aqua!
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Thread mom us lurking
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night Kirino!

just well enough, kinda stressed out due to exams, but I'll cope
how are things going for you?
Is posting and driving a bad idea?
RIP Penorcut

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i would think so
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Sometimes, someone who trusts you is all we need~
Rikka's magic is real, huh. Who would've thought
>jk, your magic is the best!
If you want an accident, it isn't
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Yeah I guess you're right cause that's fking dumb to suspend someone for that...

The tale of a true senior year!
Good hold days...
Must felt like a fking king telling your story to your friend kek

Have fun! Lataaa

Im always there to remember good stuff ;)
This will never die lol

Noo never! Where are you going to get yours?
I have to taste it!
Awww thanks Rikka~
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Also I have my mecha acronym
S.E.R.Y.U- Stalker Elite Ranger of Ubiquity
Nice trips

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He was a true hero.
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Nothing much,just enjoying the weekend.You?
It's Katyusha not Duce fam
I'm gonna go somewhere, I'll be back.
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Pretty sure it is

EXACTLY! Well said mah boy!
Ever thought of writing an inspirational book? lel

Pretty much the samething!
After this weekend I got my last final test fuck yeah
Poor tomo. I'mma get through games to day and game with you guys!

Yes it was


Yes it is

They were happy like I lost my virginity.
I'm still a Virgin and the closest I got was fingering a girl ;_;

Oh sorry

Bye Galky
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I hope I come across them. I need all the memes

Hey, what's up Shinoa?
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thanks, your singles are pretty good to kek
nice! im looking forward to that, have you played it at all??
Battle me m8
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Never has and never will! Too much of a chore for someone stupid such as I~
Do stay safe~
Thank you, I'm proud of them kek
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Tatsuta claimed.

>College/High school stories edition
I don't know if that's a good idea...
I...its real! Trust me!
>Thanks I practice my magic everyday <3

I got mine from farmer boys, those are great. But I mean whats around you restaurant wise? Like every place around here has them so I got alot to choose from only problem is I dont wake up early enough for them.
Of course no problem Aqua <3

>Fingering a girl
Niiiiice, almost there frenemy!
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Laying in bed like a lazy fuck. How's them peaches?

Top kek. Nope

Do it. I shared mine lol

So close yet so far ;_;
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So, what'd you guys think of the new Radiohead track?
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>said I got fucked
>up real good
I felt scared for real for a moment there.
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Keep practicing, one day you'll have some good explosion spells~
>So close yet so far ;_;
Don't worry, one day you'll get there
>tbh tho, it isn't that good
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I love bros, always there to cheer when their bud achieve something!
Its fine shino bro don't worry about that it will come one day! Just be ready cause when I lose my virginity I wasn't able to come...I had to fake it...rip lol

I kek'd
You're right it takes a lot of times but people are so stupid that im sure it would sell well!


Okk! (No farmer boys in Canada rip)
Yeah I got the same problem..Usually wake up at 10:00..I will do my research to find the great burrito!
Love ya<3
hmmm, this is gonna be interesting
>trips then dubs confirms you're gonna go past third base and get a home run kek
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Wait I'm totally confused.
Those trips into dubs are a sign youre close!

Explosions huh hmmm I shall look into those some more, youre right I dont practice them enough, well not enough as you!

Do it! And when you find one please tell me how you liked it, they are like my 4th favorite food! I love you too Aqua <3 So what else are you doing today?
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>checked trip dubs
Peaches is fine if not a bit tired and worried about finances
I'm just gonna try and leech as much food as I can from my dad and hope I can get through the next 2 weeks. Also kinda sad I won't see my mother tomorrow
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What are you fucking gay?
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Fine. I'll share one. Give me a few minutes to think of one.
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Good luck. Exams are painfully tedious, as everyone knows. But you'll do fine, I'm sure.

Me? Eh. It's been bleak, but I'll live.
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You're going to die.
Bored af
Wat do?
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Fair point. People are stupid they'd buy anything
>even more stupid than I~
Of course not! I spent all my life on explosion magic~
>Yours will still be nice tho
Wank yourself?
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Dio you do care!

Dude I really don't know what to say about that. Did you try not fapping for a week? They say it makes you sesnetive again

Dubs says you'll make it too

I hope man. Heard that it's big cums when you're with a chick than with your hands

Best wishes on your survival for two weeks lol
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wew!! dub dubs, i hope so too shinoa, you got this in the bag if you've made it that far already...
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Anomaly, you out there?

I'm wondering what the best medium tank line is.
I'v made it to tier IV in the Japanese line but I'm hearing bad things about the STB-1.
Should I switch over to the German medium line?
It's in the middle of the day thooo ugh
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Hmm, college stories eh?
I decided to leave my mark on my campus, quite lterally.
I wrote the first five lines of the song Psycho Killer by the talking heads
I did this in various locations

Kneesocks claimed
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I keep forgetting the chord progression to the chorus in Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~
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Still go for it..? You could also workout to pass some time
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Of course! I'll tell you my experience lol
>Just thinking about it makes me hungry
Hmm just chilling, I might go see my other bros later today

okk take your time!

hahaha top lel!
Yeah exactly! Im even thinking about starting on now...

Yeah its exaclty what I did!
Because I didn't come and shit my balls were hurting soo much it was terrible lol
>So when you think i'll soon lose your virginity don't fap before! Pro tip kek

Nice Bicep pump you got there
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good song choice! did you write qu'est ce'que c'est??? lol
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ive been "working out" B)
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Story as requested.

>be me, 17
>had three hours to kill before my next class
>was practicing karate at the time and figured that it was the perfect time to review a few things
>started with a kata before moving on to simply practicing kicking and whatever else I felt like
>ended up moving around more than I had anticipated and got a little too close to a door
>spun around and reverse roundhouse kicked the safety glass in the door that separated two hallways
>classroom next to the door opened and a teacher came out looking for the source of the loud bang
>turns to their left and sees me and shattered glass everywhere
>I retract my leg while admiring my work
>preceed to next day
>get called to the school psychiatrist
>the headmaster was also present
>they asked me if I was getting bullied as well as a bunch of questions regarding my mental status
>couldn't tell them that I was simply bored and that I wanted to pass the time
>lie my ass off to not get severely punished
>they believe every word because I was a fairly quiet kid
>headmaster seems satisfied, tells me that they never want anything like to happen again
>I agree and excuse myself after a session that lasted two hours
>proceed to next day
>everyone and their mother had learned of this
>the story got exaggerated
>people started referring to me as 'Karate Kid'
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>thinking about starting on now...
DO IT! Seriously tho, if you want to make one, do it~
>I will not buy it tho
>>So when you think i'll soon lose your virginity don't fap before! Pro tip kek
I wish I knew that when I lost mine, Jesus... My balls were hurting ;-;

wink wink, nudge nudge :^)
You should totally train me, I could be your apprentice magician!

It honestly just depends, sex is actually boring after a while.

Aw hell yeah! Sounds like fun, you should come down here to Cali and see Civil War with me pls.
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I used to be in Karate.
That's fucking great.
Fuck it, I'm gonna practice Geetar
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you might be taking life too seriously
leave your worries behind and enjoy the ride

has anything happened the last few days here?
Nope! It was...
I cant seem to face up to the facts
Im tense and nervous and I cant relax
I cant sleep because my beds on fire
Dont touch me Im a real live wire
Psycho killer

God I was edgy
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I only know so much...
>one spell to be specific kek
>sex is actually boring after a while
Agreed, I lost interest in it a while ago lol
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we were all edgy in middle school and high school.lel, i mean i guess they're exceptions...
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I can tell ;^)

Fuck tatsuta, that story is epic!
Can't believe you got nothing from the headmaster..! LUCKY

Hahaha well im fucked..You were my first and only customer..
Guess I wont be writing anything lel

If I had money for plane ticket you don't even know how down I would be! This movie looks really good! And you're living in Cali..thats awesome!
>Take me with you please
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Shiki claimed
You guys are awesome. You know that right? And I will keep that in mind ms. New booty and frenemy. Thanks for the advice!

Dude you got soem powerful legs for kicks. And I wish I can get back into dojo MMA. It was great

Peace yotsuba

Best moon?
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Well fuck... You could've written "Sometimes, you can lose the only person who trusts you, as long as you can trust yourself, everything will be alright" kek
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Wish I was still active. I don't have a dojo where I currently live, so I'd have to travel around two hours every single time. Maybe when I graduate I'll be able to move somewhere closer.

The only thing great about it is the fact that I didn't hurt my foot/leg as I destroyed the glass. Safety glass is tough, and I could've very well sliced up my leg had I not practiced the kick that I did.
As for the headmaster, they were fairly easy to lie to. It just took a decent amount of time and words.

Key point: I had some powerful kicks. Haven't trained in many years. I wouldn't mind starting to train it again, but see above for one reason as to why I haven't already.
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While playing guitar left handed sucks ass I think it's super cool at the same time because it isn't something you see everyday
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Teach me that one spell!
Yeah I met this one chick and it was just to much after a while I was turned off by it and now im like meh.

Yeah Southern Cali, Its not that far of a drive you can make it!

Aw thanks frenemy not as awesome as youuuu though, no problem at all!
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>Best moon?

So what is everyone up to today?
I was out for a jog and otherwise studying all day.
Fair point.
I dressed in all black for most of it
Thatand the makeup, Oh god JI almost forgot about the make up
Fuck that, I'm too lazy to learn how to play more geetar. I'm gonna disassemble my battered electric (broken) and start making measurments for my custom guitar
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I will teach you everything I know, young one. First, we have to make sure you have enough mana.. I'm sorry, I can't sense your mana at all
I met this one chick who always wanted to do it. It became a chore after a while and now I have no interest in it
>We pretty much did everything possible anyway kek
Oh shit nigga

I consider anyone who lost their virginity awesomer than me cause I'm still Virgin fag

Still laying in bed lol

How was your birthday?
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>leave your worries behind
That's a luxury that I can rarely afford.

>has anything happened the last few days here?
Nothing noteworthy or interesting. Business as usual.
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Who's that faggot?
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ditto on the black, i would change my shirt color every once in awhile, and wore guyliner once while doing a gig
you've made it farther then i have kek!!
Might make a second one to give away
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Awww Shino bro you're welcome!
I fking love you too~
>Make sure to came and tell us when you'll lose it (im sure it will be soon)! WE HAVE TO KNOW!

That's actually really good loll
>I really kek
Dude you have to do more of theses imma take somes notes

Yeah you're right! Shit that kick must have been something to break this glass..!
Welp Good Job Tatsie^^

Ive tried playing guitar and I flat out suck ass at it I don't know how you manage do learn it lefty but grats!
Yeah its really cool!

>not that far
Its the opposite of where I am! It would take me like a week to get there in car top lel!
Why don't you come?
>Please! Please! Please!
The faggot in the second front sit to the right.
Its funny how things likethat change quickly...
Hell its been years since then, Im literally earing all white right now
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My smug comrade with high melanin.

>Good Job Tatsie
You could say that.
I passed out, if that counts. I'm looking over on what I said. What was wrong with me? I don't even know.
>Not including best legs
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you shouldn't give up that easily, Yotsuba
lazyness is hardly ever a good excuse

then think positive, there has to be a bunch of things about your life that you like, enjoy them
>Business as usual.
in these threads it looks like nothing ever really happens, but they keep going somehow
mysteries of life, I suppose
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Lefty is the only way I can do anything and it sucks lmao
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I'm going for the emergency exit.
N...no mana? But but look at my shield!

I just got super lucky actually, youre gonna be awesome cuz youre gonna destroy the girl you get with titan cums

Hmmm I could look into how much a plane ticket would cost me I would love to come up and meet some fellow canadian waifus!
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I included the first claimers of a certain thread yesterday, best legs wasn't there.
I'm doing something more productive
>fukken math
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