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I give up. Im getting a hooker. Been trying to stay loyal to

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I give up. Im getting a hooker. Been trying to stay loyal to wife. Been successful for 5 years. But ever since we had our first child, sex life went to shit. Masturbation isn't enough, needed interaction. Tried Kiking snapchatting randoms for fun, but doesn't really cut it.

I could just go to a bar, mingle and meet, but I don't want to invest that much effort, I just want sex.

Any pointers for successful backpage hookups that won't lead to arrests.
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>>683093144
Just talk to your wife dude.
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Talk with your wife, don't be an asshole.
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Express your problems with wife. maybe a deal can be made or she wont mind you fucking other women. it's not unheard of, give it a shot
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Do it. Just be carful it's not a sting operation
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>>683093392
>>683093522
>>683093549
When did /b/ get this sensative? Just roll the dice and find one you like dude its your dick do what you want
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>>683093144
Fuck you faggot, donĀ“t complain about that shit and especially not here. Do you know how many kissless virgins are on here?
>Fucking triggered
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>>683093144
...or you could just talk to her to try and figure out what's messing your shit up, idiot.
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Fucking modern /b/ and it's SJW's.

Seriously man, just fuck someone who also doesn't want a relationship. Whether that's a hooker or a female in similar situation.

You can talk to you wife about it if you wish. Some actually understand. Some don't,
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Fuck these redditor fags man. I browsed extensively until I found a chick that had been posting for an extended period of time and using different photos in her ads. Seemed more legit than a copy pasta ad. Also try to get her to expose herself to you before money or even roses are discussed. A cop won't do that
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My wife says I can fuck other women because she's insecure of losing me. She even said some of her friends are okay in a 3 way. Maybe it will happen for op as well. But I can't get myself to actually do it because I love her too much.
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>>683093144
I've told you before man, why waste money on whores when a gooey cheesey double cheeseburger is all you need. Those warm tender all beef patties have the exact feel and texture of real vagina. Get with the new evolution of man, praise burger praise burger
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>>683093144
Also this was literally what happened to me. She pops out a babby and even a year later sex is infrequent and shit when it occured.
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>>683093800
How has this anything to do with social justice? I can't see a single SJW in here, you retard.

Those anons are about finding solutions for a problem, and fucking a hooker is nothing but a quick fix for something that's gonna fuck OPs shit up for years to come if not handled correctly. It's merely bros looking out for bros, and despite it's cruelty, this was always part of /b/. Maybe you just need to lurk some more.
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>>683093144
Seeking arrangement is a great alternative been using that as of lately better than backpage definitely more time consuming though much much safer and better quality though
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>>683093685
This hahaha /b/ has gone soft just fuck a bitch get your dick wet OP who gives a fuck
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>>683093733
>faggot confirmed
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>>683094092
All i see is SJWs in here, including you.
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>>683094103
>"just talk to your wife"

Look, I'm old as shit. "just" talking to your wife isn't always an option. Some will be OK with it, some won't. You have to know what their thoughts are.
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>>683094103
What's seeking arrangement exactly
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That's where the issue lies. Brought it up to her a couple of times. And the arguments that escalated were astounding. One of which ended with her trying to walk out with our daughter. I'm not an asshole about it, tried to explain, quite a few times. But standard is a rubberband, gets better, then worse.
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>>683094251
I meant this for

>>683094092
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Fuck off faggot. You lurk more. /b/ is shit now. If anyone wants to help they should give good advice so he doesnt get caught up with the laws or his wife.
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>>683094247
All I see is a fucking retard who think /b has gone soft despite the presence of several gore threads each day
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OP which country are you?
People should just answer the question.
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>>683094103
That works. I'll check that out. I've heard horror stories about backpage stings. Plus I'm in the south right now, so the quality is rough
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When did b get so many white knights?
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>>683094437
I'm in the states currently
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>>683094251
Yeah but the teens and 20s on there are much hotter than the old lady. If she is losing interest in sex then I will lose interest in her.
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>>683094247
Then maybe you should pull your head out of your ass, mate. Shit's clearly clouding your view.

>>683094251
Maybe you should go into more detail then. Sex life gone to shit has a lot of faces and can have a ton of different reasons. Is it frequency? Is it lust? Is it enjoyment, passion, intimacy?
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>>683093733
I can feel the summer coming off you
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>>683094274
Sugar daddy website work good
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>>683093144
You're not getting sex from your wife because you let yourself get fat and disgusting. It's horrible what you've done to your body and you deserve not getting sex. Your testosterone is low and your penis has shrunk because of it. You are suffering from anxiety and depression because you rarely exercise or go outside. Your degenerate lifestyle has let you to this point in your life where you don't even enjoy looking at yourself naked in the mirror because you're fat and have no muscle. If you want to get sex from your wife, you should immediately join a gym and alternate lifting and running.
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>>683094580
Stfu bruh. The guy asked for hookers, not advice on his marriage.
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>>683094463
What part of the south Iam in the same boat
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>>683094092
T t t t t t t t trigggeredddd
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>>683093733
Sounds like you need some burger love too. Get some beef grease on your cock and let go of all this anger. >>683094334
Who are you trying to defend? The wife? His morals? Give us a break this dude wants pussy not marriage advice. He needs burgers, be it the fur or beef variety.
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>>683094420
Ooooo, a handful of #rekt threads? Absolute bismuth. I'm a summerfag of '05 son. I seent some shit. And I promise you, this site is complete trash and a mere shadow of what it used to be. When was the last time anyone had a good raid? The last lulzy thing we did was dupe oprah into talking about >9000 penises raping children. Fuck your opinion nigger
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He fucked up when he decided to get married...
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>>683093144
Most of these faggots have never and will never be in your position op. Your natural needs ofca man are kicking in. This happens. Now your story could be an excuse for what you really desire. Other woman. That's normal. It just comes down to choice do it if you really need to or talk to your wife. Natural instinct trumps marriage vows.
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>>683093144
If parts of the phone number are spelled out, they don't want you to Google them. They are hiding something, and it's going to be a bad time.
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>>683094334
/b/ was never good. Fucking summerfag.
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>>683093144
I've considered this as well but decided that carrying the guilt wasn't worthy the new pussy at this particular junction and I am lucky to get laid once a month.

That being said I thought it all the way through - this is a financial and logistics problem. Eros. Com or whatever, finding a hot escort that is not a cop is easy; all is done with roses and the gfe experience tag; once you link simply act normal and say you want to see her tits before you discuss anything financial (under overs just need you to talk money in the right way but they can't just show their tits like a whore would). But that is not if you are worried...

They cost a lot of money most places for anything that is not horrific and then you need a place which equals more money all of which has to be off the books. And then there is the time you need to get it all done; you will have to plan the fuck out of it which completely removed any argument of spontaneity.

Gl I still haven't written it off, I'm not gonna die without certian numbers but now was wrong on every level
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>>683093144
just find a cock sucker on craigslist for free. there are tons of us out there.
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>>683094781
Raids are what fucked up /b/ in the first place, super awesome and ultra cool anon
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>>683094247
you are an ignorant faggot.
take your antiquated edge lord views somewhere else.
good luck finding anyone who will put up with you just giving shit advice just for the sake of being edgy.
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op, cheaters turn me on.
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>>683094580
How old are you?

You've heard of swingers?

Most couple want to root other people, because they lose interest in their partner. My partner and I still love each other, we just fuck others.
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>>683095026
Wrong. 05-11ish was great. The scientology years caused a huge wave of newfaggotry the likes of which have never been seen again, but we used to care about the lulz.
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>>683095215
Is this the new edgy of 2016? Fuuuuuck you faggets make me feel old...

Meta reverse edgy?
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>>683093144
oh god! I am in the same boat! Im just gonna give it a little longer before I seriously consider messing around. My wife has depression and anxiety and whats it called when everything is my fault? because she has that now too
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>>683094092
There is nothing wrong with hookers. Its a business transaction between adults.
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>>683095162
fucking this.
shit was too high profile.
fuckin blew the lid right off this place.
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>>683093144
>having a wife and child (probably not yours)

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>683094092
You only find it detestable because of some ignorant sense of a moral code which is about as fragile as the people/generation who claim to have one. Morality is relative and BTR with you SJW faggot.
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>>683093144
First of all, have you talked to your wife about it? Maybe you guys could figure something out something that would work for you both. If you really need pussy that bad, find a good whore that you can see regularly, that way its not as risky. When you start seeing different ones all the time it increases the risk. Just make sure you dont get caught, speak in code and shit, because if you do you'll lose your family. But shit man, paying child support is cheaper than taking care of a family so its up to you.
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>>683095588
also the mental illness persistant in dystopic society is that of priority retardunce!
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>>683093144
A cop will probably not come to your home, and probably not have you come to some other home/apartment. If the meet up place is at a hotel, you have higher odds of trouble, but that certainly doesn't mean its a cop. First, I'd make sure you do a reverse search of any images they use and see if its from somewhere else, that can be a clue its either a cop or a bullshitter. Second, when they meet you, tell them to give you a strip tease and get completely naked to start, don't say anything about sex (stripping isn't illegal). If they are a hooker, they will obviously get naked, but if its a cop they will almost certainly not, their faggot colleagues are probably watching the ordeal in a another room.
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>>683095404
>what's is called when every thing is my fault
Being married.
>Depression and anxiety...
Being a woman you mean?

I'm fucking surrounded by them as well, on all sides; I will tell you this -- I don't understand women for the most part but women seeming understand each other and they fucking hate one another...
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>>683095162
Raids made it worth being on here. Oprahs >9k,pools closed nationwide due to aids,schools and stadiums closed because bomb threats, and many more antics made life worth while. Cp is what fucked /b/. It caused the /b/day schism. It brought the feds and sjw and really made moots life shit, thusly dicking up the site for all.
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OP: old fag here, I have experience with most forms of commercial sex, if you have any questions.

Incall is the way to go. Google the phone number to evaluate and see if there are other ads with diff pictures or whatever, or search the erotic review with that #. Also, asian massage parlours, here cost $60/hr plus handie at the end for $40. Warning signs on BP are TGTBT, strange writing, etc. Let her perform a cop check, and you're golden.

Street girls...that's a whole other subject. I'd suggest doing the massage thing to start.
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>>683094638
or his wife could just be a bitch, women do that as they get older.
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>>683095454
The only sht that blew the lid was the sarah palin incident that made moot have to go to irl court and the cp man.
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OP and others in this situation should just level with the wife, and possibly seek joint counseling. She might say she's ok with him getting his rocks off with someone else, only to nail him in an infidelity divorce suit, so that's not necessarily a safe route. Worst case, talk to an attorney. In some states, withholding of sex is grounds for divorce and would mitigate the financial damage.
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>>683095702
did the same image because channel 4 wouldn't let me post it in one go m8.
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>>683093144
I was in your shoes once. Married, kids, sex was almost non-existant and starfish when offered.

I didn't get a prostitute, I had affairs. Once you know how to look it's not hard - but paying up front for a pro is easier.

My best advice: Just divorce the bitch right now. Honestly, it might be scary but any cheating is likely to come out at some point, cause a divorce, and be expensive. Your kid will get over it.

THEN never marry again and have a happy sex life.

If you can't bring it to that, be very focused on safe sex. No matter what anyone here says, paying for it isn't the end of days. Don't leave a paper trail, don't get the AIDS, and don't fall in love.

Just get a fuck toy and enjoy it for that.
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So many kids in this thread. This sort of thing is pretty normal, when you have kids or have been together for a long time, the sex life dies down. Taking care of kids and working has a way of leaving you tired as fuck, and most people arent in the mood when they only want to sleep. Welcome to the real world kiddos, exercising to look good doesnt fix every problem.
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Build it
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>>683096307
lazy lard ass detected
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>>683093144
The real question is how are you going to convince your wife to take a course of anti biotics when you get a dose of the clap from a whore
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>>683093733
checked
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>>683096307
Normal for it to slow down a bit, not normal to go to once a fucking month.

>inb4 "kid" - married 21 years with more than 4 kids, still getting busy 4+ times per week
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>>683095843
>>683095710
>>683095011
Highlighting the only good advice in this thread.
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Unlikely to happen. Who's dumb enough to not wear a raincoat to the shitstorm, Afgan Ran?
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>>683094080
Same. Shit sucks. Even worse she got fatter than when pregnant.
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>>683096390
The wall will be build!
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>>683096767
Time to make nigga move and go get cigarets.
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>>683093144
get a fleshlight
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>>683096616
You'd be surprised. I talk to so many guys who havent had sex with their wives in over 6 months regularly. A lot of couples dont even have sex once a year. Its just the way it goes, kids kill the attraction.
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>>683093144
Maybe you should have worn a condom.
>deal with your fuck ups
Op is a faggot
>hope you get busted ir get AIDS and die slowly.
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>>683096905
>Maybe you should have worn a condom.
Not even 100% effective.
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>>683096219
Point made man. I've been juggling the concept. Been sticking it through for my kid.
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Just go to a rub n' tug place. If they wear mini-skirts or short dresses it a winner, leave a small tip exposed when your getting ready. When you get flipped accidentally touch their thigh, it a signal. Then without discussing shit let em ask you, give nod responses, if you want more then speak up.

Married for 5 year, same shit, wife went to Vegas, but I worked. She took the kids and I was spanking it 5 times a day and it was no bueno, figured 60$ for a spank job was good just for a change of pace. I wont commit to anything more because I don't fuck around like that, but its like hiring a painter. I paid her to do what ive been doing anyways, she did an ok job though. 5/10 ,wouldn't do it again. May the odds be ever in your favor
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>>683093144
So weak, I like a good bunk up with the wife but if she suddenly decided she never wanted to do it again if be disappointed but could live with never doing it again.
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>>683093966
Kill yourself you faggot. You clearly don't like pussy.
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>>683093144

Is your baby a girl?

Train her to satisfy you. Be sure to include lots of joy, reassurance, compliments, love and tender kindness at all times with her.
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>>683094103
>Seeking arrangement
its a sugar daddy website....not for prostitutes....10/10 women expecting loads of $$ to suck your dick and not cum in their mouth or be able to put it in their asshole? fuck outta here with that shit website
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AlexisIsThaBomb will send nudes make you horny
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Co worker got busted from using back page. He just wanted a massage, lmao. That's what he told them. But wife wouldn't care about how much trouble you're in. In his case, a $35 fine lol.

Ask for nudes. Cops won't show nudes, would be entrapment otherwise. Get go phone for making calls. Also, a cop can lie to you about being a cop. So asking is pointless.
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>>683093144
Don't listen to these gags. If it's been 5 years it's only gonna get worse. I have a kid and ever since my sex life has been terrible. Sex 3 to 4 times a month and not willing to do new stuff. It's the same routine sex every time. Good luck!
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Have you tried ending it with your wife?
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>>683097171

Your fucking brutal bro. BRUTAL
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>>683093144
Why the fuck did you get married if you couldn't deal with it, you giant baby?
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>>683096495
you just say some sickly homeless guy sneezed on you and then you scratched your balls and caught the clap
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>>683096877
Nice dubs.
My house was like this. Then I started being the one to cook dinner some nights and get the kids to bed while my wife chilled out or chatted on the phone. Sex started happening all the time.
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Hey, OP. Married guy of 5 years here too, one kid, and pretty dead sex life too.

All married men know what you're going through. We all do. Show me a man who has been faithful to his wife for over 3 years and I'll show you a man with immense self control. It's OPPRESSIVE being faithful, because women are out to try to out-slut each other more and more. Have you walked through the mall lately? Their asses are on display in what can only loosely be called pants. It's both wonderful and yet so terribly frustrating to just look and know you're trying to be a good man and ignore it.

Anyway. Enough rambling. Just saying we get it. We all want to fuck other women too, we just don't, but it gets to you after a while.


Here's my suggestion, and take 2 seconds to consider it before going down the hooker route. Even if you did avoid a police sting, you can't avoid bringing home STDs possibly, and, the guilt may turn out to be worse than you think it will be.

My suggestion is this: Have you considered a Real Doll? It was my solution. I didn't want to fuck around on my old lady, but, like you, I couldn't take it. I needed some sex that was more frequent and with some fucking variety. Laugh all you want, judge too, but that Real Doll was worth every fucking penny. Incredible. Scratched that itch.

They have Chinese knock offs on Amazon, even. You can get one for 2500-3000 bucks. Worth it, Anon. If you do go this way, there are two materials you will find, TPE and full medical-grade silicon. Spend the extra money for the silicon. TPE is a cheaper knock off of silicon, and it smells. It doesn't feel the same or hold up the same. Silicon is the best.

Hang in there, big guy.
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>>683095716
>they hate each other
that made me laugh.
but no, she has clinical depression from our son being born. So basically she still has most of her pregnancy hormones...so imagine how that is. She gets angry over random shit and cries over random shit....fml
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I used backpage about a dozen times. I was paranoid about it at first so I found a couple of girls I found attractive and just used them as my steady side pussy.
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>>683097283

Fuck yes.

Love is the way to go. Sometimes only children understand this, so nurture that understanding and forget the cruel and unusual punishment of the adult idiots.
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>>683096877
Didn't say it didn't happen - said it wasn't normal, and it's not.

I'd put 40% of the blame on the women who refuse, and 60% on the men who tolerate it, and keep on providing for them. It's not like he only works for the family's food/clothing/shelter when he's "in the mood" for it.
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>>683097360
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>>683097059
Doubt your wife would care that it was just a hand job. It was sexual contact. I just had phone sex and the wife called me a cheater.
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>>683097571

Dman straight. Women in America have such a fucked view of things if they weren't taught sexual love at a young age (and especially if they were left to fend for themselves as teenagers).
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>>683097477
Damn, please change name to "Savage Mutherfucker" so I can avoid your future posts. Hahaha
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>>683097360

Of all the cheap masturbators, Paloqueth works the best for me, and that's a step up from the UR3 toys.

Simply put: Sex is the purpose of marriage. If she doesn't put out, she's not a wife.
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>>683097571
From what I see its normal. When 90% of married guys I talk to complain that they never get laid, its more than a coincidence. I think the blame lies equally on both partners, they both need to figure out how to solve the issue. But I doubt most people want to have that conversation and do what it takes to solve it.
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Get her pregnant again, then have anal sex with the fetus at about 8months. It feels like a little jelly donut on the tip of your cock .
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>>683097743
Meh, im not justifying it. Not really. Your SO sounds pretty savage.
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>>683097360
Don't listen to this faggot OP. Nothing beats the real thing.
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>>683097826

Why is the truth savage? It's simple math. The more bullshit a female is taught, the more she has in the way of the real purpose of her sensuality. The less in the way, the better, and the best is when she's taught what her sensuality is for before she gets contaminated by this fucked up world.
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>>683093144
YOU ARE SUCH A WHITE FUCKING CUCK! ITS YOUR GENERATION WHICH HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO THESE FAGGOT CRINGE CICSTS THAT ROAM THE STREETS TODAY!
Fucking talk to her faggot. tell her 'look, I'm a guy and I want to fuck so either we can spice up our sex lives or I'm going to fuck someone else'

seriously, man up and fix the damn problem you pussy!
>she is no longer attractive or healthy
take her to the gym with yourself
>she is always moody
brighten her day up; your mood affects hers
>shes a prude
break her ass. push her into dirtier stuff, show her you dont care what society thinks
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>>683097404
Kind of there with you. Except more anger and irrationality, less sadness
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Anyone in aus tried a hooker?

Also tell me if im an idiot, I'm having doubts because I have only been with 2 people. I want to try others and I think a hooker is a good idea because it means I can't get attached or at least there isn't any pretense compared to a normal girl. I just wanna fuck someone else to experience it and to satisfy my stupid ego.
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>>683093966
Don't do it. I can promise you shit will get fucking weird really fast.
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>>683098039
Look at this tough guy, obviously has been around.
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>>683093549
>>683093522
>>683093392
These guys are faggots. I've cheated on my gf 11 times. Never been caught.
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>>683098141

Seconded. It gets really weird, even if it's her daughter and she's into that.

Rape her if you have to.
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>>683097360
I'd feel much worse about myself for wasting thousands on and fucking a "real doll" then I would spending $100 for a cheap hooker.
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>>683093966
Thats a setup, it will only give her evidence against you in court.
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Human males never meant to fuck just one woman for the rest of their lives. Even in the Bible, men had multiple wives. We desire to fuck tons of different women. It's natural, it's part of our evolution.
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>>683098039
Literally mad me lol. This 16 year old kid who reads pickup artist shit thinks he can give advice on marriage
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>>683098039
Fuck these wight knights OP. Get a package slut. Some of them are pretty classy and just need the money. College girls ect
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>>683098111
Ausfag here. My wife used to be a hooker. That's not how we met but I would say yes I've run one heaps of times. No different to any other chick. You just gotta ask them what their rules are before you start. Some don't give a fuck and want to get nailed, some just want your money as easily as possible.
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>>683093144
Backpage has next to no cops because people are getting smarter about it. Make the phone call very brief and do not discuss money over the phone. She can say like "100 for a half" and that's fine but not specific details. When you arrive, ask to see her tits first. A cop will not expose themselves on the job, it just doesn't happen. After that, go wild but be respectful.

I've used backpage to fuck no fewer than 10 hookers, it's simple and easy.

All that being said, you could try talking to her. There's always the chance she thinks you're not interested anymore or feels gross because she's had kids.
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>>683097459
Pics?
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>>683098681
>Ausfag here. My wife used to be a hooker.
big fucking surprise
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>>683095417
It's a dishonest profession which prays on the desires of desperate men, trust me I've paid for them and at the end of the day you regret it because you have just wasted your hard earned cash. the only way around this feeling of despair after purchasing a hooker is to pay for a cheap hooker which is buying everything for lower than 250.

Not to mention that prostitutes are undesirables in society, breaking up families and literally doing nothing to develop the country. their profession is a useless one taken on by either lazy, desperate or enslaved individuals.

point being, yes its a business but its no better than a drug dealers business; the refine their product, sell it, encourage repeat business, all while being useless on the whole
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>>683098810
You would be surprised how many chicks have had sex for cash
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>>683093685
>>683094133
Edgy 13 year old kids
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>>683098856
>the refine their product, sell it, encourage repeat business, all while being useless on the whole

Soooo, Apple, Inc.
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>>683098039
edgy faggot detected also this is bait.
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>>683098856
If they were so useless why do so many married men pay them the money they do? Prostitutes are a woman men can screw without having to worry about the woman blowing up his spot.
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>>683098856
> implying different kinds of businesses are more noble than others

It's fucking capitalism. People can make their money how they want. If we could get cucks like you to stfu about it we could actually make it a taxable business and then your argument would have no merit because their taxes would contribute to society

tl;dr kill yourself cuck
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>>683099004
Most have, marriage is prostitution, we just dont call it that.
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>>683093685
> btard fag logic
>Durrrr if she cheats its bad
>Durr if I cheat its ok
>durrrrr why don't I have any friends.
Durrrrr
You people are fucking idiots. No wonder all you do is post feels threads. You do this shit to yourselves. Goddamn you are making me side with normies on this one. Thats how fucking autistic you are
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>>683099171
>
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>>683099004
I wouldn't. My current gf used to do it.
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>>683093144
If you like Asians, rubmaps is the way to go. Don't create an account, just look for the local places with the most reviews. Usually $50 to get in the door, $100 to the hooker. In and out in 30 minutes.
/thread
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>>683099370
That's the exact opposite of what a fedora would say, fucking autist
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>>683099370
What would you call paying money for a woman?
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>>683099431
Yeah I used to get funny about it, but who really gives a fuck. I used to sell pills for fun on the weekends. Everyone has a story.
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>>683098856
>It's a dishonest person which prays on the desires of desperate men
So is McDonalds. Stop being dramatic.
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>>683099537
150 for a half hour is a bit pricey. I've gotten qts for 100 for a half hour or even 80. I got this half Portuguese, half Mexican 20 year old for 80 one time. She had a thick ass and huge tits, shit was cash (pun intended)
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>>683098173
yeah, I've been around. whats your point?

>>683098535
>This 16 year old kid who reads pickup artist shit thinks he can give advice on marriage
>virgin who has to resort to this
not 16
never even read any pick up artist shit; waste of time and money. key to relationships is confidence
Oh I can give advise on marriage. happily married 7 years. We actually communicate unlike this faggot.

>>683098632
>wight knight
I'm no white knight. I just hate pussy faggots who get married, have kids, then go out and 'cheat' on their wives because they are such huge fucking fags they cant just talk with them
>dont get married in the first place if you are like OP
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>>683098856
Your morality is about as stable as a house of cards m8. I bang at least 12 hookers a year, there is nothing wrong with it, im not depressed, i have a good job and for the most part i actually talk and hang out with 1 or 2 hookers since they know me. Also its just American society (from what ive seen) that actually cares about the "degeneracy" that prostitutes bring. One more thing South East Asia is full of hookers and there society does not look down at them at all. It's just sex m8 get over your self.
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>>683099592
I know the feels m8. The hardest part was finally being convinced having sex with me was very different than having it for money. But that's what happens when we have a retarded society that likes to shame everyone for everything
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>>683099914
>yeah, I've been around. whats your point?
Obviously, kid. Watch dem edges
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>>683099950
/thread
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>>683093144
Okay OP, here's my two cents. If you wanna fuck a hooker, just pick one you like and do it. I've fucked escorts off of backpage 5 times now (I know, it's sad as fuck but that's not the point.) and aside from having to shower myself in bleach one time because one turned out to be an ugly, smelly dumpster whore, it's always turned out fine. I haven't picked up any STDs, none of them were cops, I had a good time 4/5 times. Just fucking do it.

Now I will say, I live in Houston so since it's probably a bigger city than where you live things might be easier for me, but I've yet to see any real downside to hiring most of the escorts I've seen on backpage.
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>>683093522
17-year-old detected
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>>683100099
>aside from having to shower myself in bleach one time because one turned out to be an ugly, smelly dumpster whore
He still fucking did it kek
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>>683098681
Where's a good site to find them?

Know any good ones in Darwin?
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>>683094638
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>>683093392
>>683093522
>>683093549
3 fucking newfags
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>>683100099
It's not really sad, I mean sometimes we just want sex without a relationship. A lot of that also comes from our society and looking down on open sex. We shame people who want to have casual sex, calling women whores for wanting to have a casual sex with dudes without relationships. That's the one and only think I wish had stuck around from the 60s. It's still like that in Europe (at least that's what my yuro friends tell me) and they're happier because of it.
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>>683100326
Well I mean I'd already paid her, and she did have some pretty big tits...
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>>683096877
Hell no
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>>683100569
> being this obviously new
> "hurr everyone on bee is le edgy"
> not realizing white knights have been around since /b/'s inception

Kill yourself
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>>683099976
Yeah I was seeing her while she was still working. Hardest part was knowing when she was at work. It's been 10 years though so it seems like another life time
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>>683093144
Im in the same situation, have talked it over with wife, she said she would try harder, still nothing at all for 6 months, do it, just dont get caught
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>>683100715
Should've just asked to tittyfuck then
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>>683097233
This guy gets it
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>>683100388
Nice dubs.
Not sure about websites. They lurk around the pokies in the casino in Perth.
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>>683099060
lol. exactly

>>683099113
>married men pay them the money they do?
key word in my post; desperate
they just dont talk to their wives, so become sexually repressed to this point.

>woman men can screw without having to worry about the woman blowing up his spot.
>blowing up his spot
>dont even know

point is he is married. prostitutes are for desperate, sexually repressed men; vigins and bad husbands

>>683099168
>tl;dr kill yourself cuck
this tldr says it all. you typed about 50 words and felt that might be too long.

the business of prostitution, as I said prays on the desperate and hormonal man while degrading the woman doing the hooking, these women are never prostitutes forever and most of the time regret doing it later in life.
also by legalizing the practice you have the potential to further harm the economy. If anyone can do it, and it becomes acceptable, a lot of mens earnings will go to these businesses which are run by very few employees; in short the rich will get richer and the poor will suffer
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>>683093144
fuck the whore in front of her xD
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1). Look for hookers who advertise with pics in what is obviously a hotel room.
2). Said pics should include nudity of some kind. Not just suggestive poses and such.
3). Google this hookers phone number! If there is no good review information online you should take a pass.
4)Call the hooker on the phone. A simple coversation can help you determine whether or not you're going to have a good time with this hooker.
5). Fuck this hooker with no inhibitions. She is a hooker and she has accomadated the most ducked up requests you could possibly imagine.
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>>683100959
too obvious place to be I'll get spotted :(

Good luck with your whore wife :P
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>>683100793
I met her as a client and it was different than the other times I had gone. Like we had a legitimate attracting to each other right away. Like she fucked me a second time for free when we went way over the time. She also gave me her number and we started hanging outside of her work. Then I convinced her to give it up and come live with me. We've been together 18 months so far. Bitch is still insatiable though...
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>>683093144
You have to do a lot of research, Google the number they give, read reviews. If you get one that says they are working with police move on. Do body rubs instead. Can get a really amazing happy ending. You just have to do your homework anon.
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>>683099762
Yeah, but for $150 you get a half assed massage first, hot towel wipe down afterwards, and water and a candy before you leave. Though your deal sounds pretty sweet too.
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>>683099741
yeah macdonalds are the same but they provide sustenance, where as prostitution only removes sustenance so to speak

only difference being is that macdonalds is about excess
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