Fluffy thread
>>683038764
mandatory fire in your ass
SMOKY WAWA! !
SMOKY WAWA! !
When was the last time you guys got special hugs?
>>683039140
You beat me to the punch. I am ashamed.
Bubby here, I made something weird. You guys get to have it before the booru.
>>683039205
poopie abuse, best abuse
A FAV OF MINE
>>683039342
FUCKING NICE.
>>683039342
>chuckled
sad fluffy for you
damn that sucks
>>683039054
okay, another thing about fluffy programing...
again, they go through the trouble to program fluffies to discriminate agisnt brown foals, rather than simply program them never to produce a brown trait.
despite that making little sense, if they can still program instincts, what is the merit of training to mother and other fluffies to treat brown foals horribly when the mother can be program to euthenize, crush it short after its born and eventually, the brownies are weened from the gene pool.
where is the efficiency of dragging the life of the brownie out?
>>683039434
ya poopie karma/justice is pretty common
some people neeed the abuse to be justified too
>>683039767
There will always be those who want a brown fluffy.
>>683039434
I'm genuinely curious to know if you have autism. Not bait. Just the fact an adult likes cartoons of baby talking ponies being put through harm or play with feces is a pretty fringe thing. It's not erotic or even the least bit artistic. Are you diagnosed with something?
>>683039793
I DEF NEED IT TO BE. MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE, WHEN DONE RIGHT
>>683039140
Is there more?
>>683039793
poopie babbies make good stories
How about a mummah that shits on her poopy baby, so the owner takes her out to the stable where a horse unloads massive shit onto her?
Retributive Justice FTW
>>683039960
>>>>>683039998
>>683039960
Hey. I'm not the person you asked, but this is a good comic. It's one of my favorites too. It checks all the boxes and has a compelling storyline.
>>683039434
god, I cannot unsee the satire in this.
>>683039960
No.
Everyone on /b/ is the poster child for mental health.
>>683039932
then that defeats the whole marketing argument as to why they programed fluffies to discriminate against browns in the first place!
>>683039960
I'M NOT SURE TO BE HONEST. I CAN SWAY MOST PEOPLE WITH THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
TO BE HONEST. I CAN SWEET TALK MY ASS OUT ALMOST EVERYTHING. I CAN EVEN TALK GIRLS INTO HATING THEMSELVES. IT'S GREAT!!
>>683040562
It's a small portion of the market. By having flufies self select it prevents the stock of brown fluffies outstriping demand for them.
>>683040748
>>683039767
Keep in mind, the programming thing is actually a pretty recent development from newcomers to the fandom after fluffy threads got rejuvinated by a guy posting exclusively smarty content and people got it in their heads that fluffies should deserve abuse because they're largely bigoted, demanding dickwads.
So how much sense it make in an already bizarre fandom is going to be a mileage-may-vary type deal. Originally, fluffies just reproduced as an accident, but were still designed to be pathologically friendly and loving in nearly every case. And smarties were far rarer than one-in-every-herd.
>>683039434
I mean lets think about this.
ignorant bigoted animals who think they are god's fucking gift and use this sense of superiority to bully others.
they in particular treat brown colored versions of their race like shit for little to no reason save for being brown.
how can no one else see the connection!?
the fluffies are telling us something!
>>683040845
>>683040877
*reproduced a lot as an accident
>>683040945
I LOVE YOU. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I LOVE YOU
>>683040222
That didn't answer my question. I'm not trying to poke fun or be mean. Are you personally diagnosed? How many friends do you have in real life and of those how many would also agree this is a good comic?
>>683040945
That SJW are worthless pieces of shit?
>>683040712
again, you can just hinder this trait on a genetic scale, make them a rare occurrence.
besides, if fewer of them make it to adulthood, doesn't that make adults collectible by default?
>>683040638
You are clearly autistic.
>>683039767
who knows, its head cannon, could be it was easier to make the mothers dislike the dull colored babies than it was to remove the color traits..
and in a lot of cases the mother does kill the baby if it thinks it will still milk from other babies. or if its crying will attract predators.
some cases they only keep the foal around as "nummie babbeh" incase the mother cant find food, it will eat the dull baby to make milk for the others.
>>683041099
THAT WASN'T ME.
>>683040945
I think you're onto something. Can fluffies wear white sheets? Poopie niggers need to be tawt a wesson
>>683041226
WELL FUCK YOU THEN. I'M GOING TO THE BAR. I'LL BE SHORTLY
>>683041344
I know it wasn't you. But now I am directing the question to you too. As a fan of this fringe entertainment.
>>683041099
not him, but fuck, why do you care?
>>683041154
not a social justice warrior, bjust some one who found enlightenment in the most unlikely place, spelled out so plainly.
>>683041372
>>683041526
TOP KEK
>>683041372
that' is exacly what I am getting at, its nearly the same god damn thing just with stupider animals
>>683039342
quality
>>683041503
>>683041503
I'm just curious what kind of people like this. Subcultures interest me immensely. Maybe you can answer. What are you like? Age? Profession? What do you find compelling about this?
>>683041526
kek
>>683041702
>>683041195
>again, you can just hinder this trait on a genetic scale, make them a rare occurrence.
You mean turn it into a recessive gene? Generally speaking darker colors are more dominate geneotypes. This is across species; humans, dogs, horses, etc.
I'm not sure you can't turn a dominate geneotype into a recessive one. I'm so clearly not a geneticist.
Fluffies: the perfect mix of art & autism
>>683041099
hah. No autism here. Many friends. They would think it was super fucked, but I'm sure they could see the humor after a bit of explaining.
>>683041812
>responding to trolls
friendly reminder that the only sign of autism is the inability to understand the game being played.
>>683041721
first curiosity and now habit, i know the majority of this is not for a sexual fetish and if you want to know more see
>>683039009
and
>>683039054
>>683041835
or just make it so that combination results in a sterile off-spring, like a mule. no reason to discriminate. self solved. still rare
>>683042075
Thanks. If anyone else in inclined speak up.
>>683042123
That's a lot more work than Hasbio wanted to invest in developing fluffies.
>>683042123
They were released before they were ready. Think of them as prototypes.
not all abuse has to be justified or social acceptable.
>>683042075
Fluffy comics are entertaining and there is a metric shit ton of fresh content. It's better than ylyl, dick rate, pics you shouldn't share, would you bang, etc. It's just different enough to be interesting.
>>683042282
BUT THEY WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING TROUBLE TO PROGRAM THEM TO DISCRIMINATE, BUT NOT KILL!
SO WTF!?
Why has no one made a fluffy version of this yet?!?
they kill through neglect
>>683042501
yeah... clearly the brownies have stronger traits...
>>683041721
INTJ
47
Brain Surgeon
It is an iconic, cathartic simulcrum of postmodernism
someone asked me to pic this earlier so here you go
i think we are falling for sjw crying or trolls
if you dont like the answers, make up your own.
im not crying over brown fluffies
>>683043037
but literally, the connection to the brown fluffies and black people is clear now.
prove me wrong. some one will call brown fluffies 'niggers' in no time, I guarantee it.
>>683042691
Brownies are stronger and are more grateful because they have to put up with more shit in their lives. When brought to full health and pitted against the bestest babbeh in several challenges on equal terms they will probably win.
>>683043313
and?
and are you going to cry about that?
are you offended?
>>683042900
The bwee boo realisation fucked me up
>>683043415
>Put up with more shit
Pun Intended?
>>683043556
yes
>>683043313
>>683043525
I live to serve
>>683043480
nah, i am just amazed by the naked irony
>>683043762
Even though I literally had my mouth gaping after that - I enjoyed it
Make more
>>683043415
so stronger through attrition. you'd think they would sell better for that.
>>683043873
k
>>683043755
I don't know why people in all of the comics hate brown ones. Brown ones are probably the best ones to have as a pet as they will be forever grateful after getting bullied by literally every other fluffy since the point they came out of their mother.
>>683043294
Fluffies in harvest. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>683043873
no irony. They are based on mlp. people want mlp colors or unique colorations. browns look too much like real animals.
>>683043901
I have to go fucking ruin a game of dota for nine other people but after that I'll mull something new over
>>683043224
>>683044121
Please do it with an ungrateful pregnant smartie
>>683044026
it REALLY reflects our society very nakedly don't you think?
>>683044241
>>683044514
>>683039353
I'ts a shame this wan't continued
>>683043415
Alicorns are genetically superior though
>>683044022
Fluffies however are not strong in the first place so there is not much point in buying a brown one if a brightly colored one has nearly the same strengths. The reason for buying a brown one however is because brown ones are more grateful than their litter mates. Because the brown ones are pushed aside and abused from the point of birth they learn to use the litter box with no fuss, cherish every bowl of kibble much less sketti, and love their owners that much more. The only problem with getting a brown foal is teaching it not to sleep in the litter box.
>>683043224
But how can it learn to paint properly if it doesn't have paints? Watch some Bob Ross?
>>683044107
I never thought of that. Would still get a brown though.
>>683044713
Might as well get a pillowfluff if you just want a grateful little shit
>>683044713
actually, most browns turn out to be like other fluffies if you don't give them enough attention or discipline.
>>683044241
why does she care if the poopy baby keeps his no nos or not? Don't fluffie mummas hate their poopy babies?
>>683044866
Dunno how well old Bob and fluffies mix
>>683044975
pillowfluffs are vile. you would have to be demented, even in the fluffy universe, to want one. They may be bio-toys, but they are still alive.
>>683044290
Well that was an unexpected twist.
>>683045103
some times the programing doesnt take and teh mother loves the dull ones just like the rest, like the brownie comic
>>683039434
>>683039767
It's the same with Alicorns. Kill enough of them, and there becomes a demand because of the low population.
>>683045103
Eh, I figure not all mummahs have the poopie babbeh mindset. Usually those are wild ferals or just shitty spoiled fluffies who get punished in most stories
Or just crazeh mummah
>>683044713
yeah, but genetically, they survive harsher conditions, therefore have to be stronger to do so. in that respect if removed from human selection, would they be more fit for natural selection?