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dubs tells me what to say. she's the one on the left.

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dubs tells me what to say. she's the one on the left.
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UC Berkeley? U gonna C my dickeley.
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>>683037160

"It's really courageous to make a tinder profile featuring a girl more attractive than you "
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>>683037388

A champion already
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>>683037160
Are you Aryan?
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You ever thought about getting a nose job?
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>>683037437
This
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>>683037160
Hey wonna bang?

Hang***

Well whatever
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>>683037160
are you named after my favorite shemale pornstar?
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>>683037606
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>>683037388
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I used to be an adventurer like you, until somebody stole my sweet roll
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"if I Fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole; if I get bleach on my t-shirt, then Imma feel like an asshole"
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>>683037777
Afskafskd
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>>683037777
nice quads
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>>683037777

still waiting, exception made for quads
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Do you have anyone else while we wait for the reply?
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>>683038403
Kekaroonie
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>>683038725
Are you that desperate on a Friday night?
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>>683038403
she definitely isnt going to respond
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>>683038725

sure. dubs gets it.
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>>683039053
Well, we are on /b/. I'd say we're as desperate as they come.
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Jesus, that's embarrassing. Friend wanted to see what Tinder is about and messed around. I think your face is beautiful the way it is which is why we matched and no, I do not expect you to see my dickeley. I'm impressed by the school that you go to do you want to fuck because I was considering going there but went elsewhere instead to get my masters. What do you do for fun?
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>>683039323
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
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>>683039323
Have you ever thought of going on an all dick diet?
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>>683039395
Gotta pepper in the "do you want to fuck."
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I'd love to give you AIDs some time ;)
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>>683039323
Your name would have been cooler if it was MaryJane
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I fucked around with a girl from Berkeley. We were making out and she was stroking the crap out of my cock. Then out of nowhere the crazy bitch jumps up, and literally runs out of my house to her car. Strangest shit ever.
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>>683039600
there we go
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>>683039323
wanna smash?
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>>683040060
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>>683039323
Didn't dirty white trash stop wearing birkenstocks in the 90s?
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>>683040254
No dubs but you should send that anyway. Who the fuck wears that shit anymore.
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>>683039953
She might have felt her period start or maybe she needed to fart.
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>>683039323
What's your opinion on giving rimjobs?
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>>683040422
Whoop, there it is
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>>683040254
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Wat bitch b real don forget hu u r
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If I play my cards right would you swallow my seed?
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>>683040456
Nah. She told some guy that was trying to fuck her that I got too horny and started groping her. Stupid bitch was stroking the hell out of my cock with her hand while we were making out.

That dude was a bitch and never showed when I wanted to confront him.
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I would love to give you bruise in the back of your throat. Then drop you off on the side of the road bc i would be disgusted with you after
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>>683041312
Rolling for this
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>>683041113
Rolling
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>>683037160
u'd probably catch more dick if u didn't look like youre friends with a serial
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>>683039953
Rolling for this right here lol
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>>683039953
Rollllll
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>>683039953
Rooollllllll
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ugly fuck
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>>683041877
Winrar!!!
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>>683037160
u'd probably catch more dick if u didn't look like youre friends with a serial killer
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Tits and clits are for giggles and shits. what doth life
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>>683041946
Roll
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>>683039953
Post it OP. We got a winner!!
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>>683041877
Yes!
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>>683041946
Another one
>roll
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What does my dick a gram of coke and a fifth of jack have in common? They'll all be in your body in an hour
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next set of dubs, gogogo
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>>683041946
Rollin
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>>683042102
Now OP just needs to deliver and my night is made
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>>683042074
Incorrect
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>>683042199
Winrar
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>>683041877
OP deliver!!
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I've killed bitchez smarter than you
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>>683042173
Her reply was fucking weak, but I'm sure she thought it was pretty goddamned witty.
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>>683042199
Weener
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Before we get too serious you should know I injured my scrotum in an accident while "ghost riding the whip". I cannot have children. :-(
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>>683042199
not going with this one since it's aimed at the wrong post
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>>683042173
Transplant my face into that pussy
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>>683037160
Show me them boobies girl
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>>683041877
Seriously OP? You better be texting this shit right now as we speak. This is hilarious, send it
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You have an extremely sensual shoulder. Make love?
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>>683042711
Woo I'm on a roll with this girl
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>>683042711

Do this pls
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>>683042688
Fucking faggot
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>>683043130
He's got 2 more to post before that. He's being a faggot and not delivering
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Wow edgy bitch
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>>683042688
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>>683042711

oh lawd
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>>683039323

>>683039953
>>683040254
Both of these need to be posted. Dubs were seen on the rerolls!

Make it so op!
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>>683043268

btw are you an archeologist?
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>>683042711
HAHAHAHAH MAXIMUM KERKKKKK
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Dubs needs to get back on this level.
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next
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>>683043296
OP what da fuck bruh? You aren't honoring dubs. YOU started this thread now do it fuckin right.
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>>683043549
alright hold on a god damn minute
fuck
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>>683042688
Faaaaagggggoooooootttttt
>faggot
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>>683043537
What do you want? Tell me what you want and I'll do it massuh.
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>>683043296
So basically OP is a massive faggot who is cherry picking which ones are the least offensive. Did I get that right?
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becky will you be the filthy whore and send me a picture like this
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>>683043786
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>>683043795
Nah. You guys are just butthurt that after rerolling 5 times you finally got it and he's not sending it
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>>683042688
Whats it like to gargle copious amounts of semen
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>>683043518
You have nice pecs
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>>683044098
NO fucking shit anon. Of course I'm pissed hes being a little cocksucker. Wasting my time Reroll ingredients and following through
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>>683043545

So how about you show me your titties so I know if you're worth my time?
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>>683044227
And fuck autocorrect
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>>683044227
Come up with some OC to send
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>>683044344
Nah I'm good. I'm gonna go with the post I rolled on
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>>683037160
I'm 5 miles from UC Berkeley bruv
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>>683044344
If your gonna be a pussy and just cherry pick which ones your gonna send why should I bother?
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>>683044273
Roll
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>>683044518
I'm not cherry picking you nigger nog receptacle. I'm doing other things at the same time cool your tits off you panda fucker
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>>683044518
I'm not OP. But so far I've gotten dubs 3 times and quads. It's not that hard.
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>>683044518
Roll
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>>683044666

Satan must be obeyed
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>>683044462
I fucking hate you so much OP. Not even the same chick. FUCK YOU. Next time you make a thread like this don't waste people's fucking time if your gonna pussy out and censor the responses you don't like becuase becuase you're a 10/10 faggot. Next your thread should say "dubs decides what I say to this girl....but not really bc i have a micro penis and don't wanna offend her".
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>>683044518
Roll.
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>>683044462
Cool. I wrote both of those. That bitch gave me blue balls.
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>>683045021
That's the chick we rolled for with those comments.
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>>683045021
mad/10
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>>683037160

Can I shove my tongue up your ass?
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>>683045010
show full gif plz PLZZZZZZZZ im drunk lel trips 4 bewbs
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>>683044666
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>>683045021
KEK. I'm rolling for this until I get it
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>>683045021
Rollllll
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>>683045604
no halbla espanol
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>>683045021
full retard
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>>683045604

Bitch I love you. Feet?
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>>683045700
Holy shit yes!
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>>683045021
If dubs, this is off limits.
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>>683045700
shit, who am I sending this to???
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>>683045565
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my cock was in the war.
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Kill yourself
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>>683046096
Rolll
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>>683045826
Are you fucking serious? You're not gonna beleive this but I'M THE SAME FUCKING ANON THAT WROTE THAT SHIT POST. OP I don't want a go through this again with you. I mean holy shit, here we go again cherry picking. Why do you lie to me?
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Show us ur face OP
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Do you want to go to the Olive Garden?
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>>683045835
Anyone
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>>683044462
I know I'm taking a risk here, but I believe honesty is important. If we ever went on a date, and it turns out you were a trans with a freakishly large penis. I would willingly be the girl of the relationship. I think I could learn to love your feminine penis, no matter how much it hurt me.
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>>683046172
You keep thinking I'm OP but I'm not. And I know it's you and I want to fuck with you
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>>683046220
not good enough, need a name. Sarena or Marylee?
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>>683046363
Sarena
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>>683046298
Marylee
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>>683046314
Congrats anon. You did a good job becuase my jimmies are rustled
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>>683046454
>>683046560
I don't care OP, whichever one you want. I don't even know who OP is anymore.
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>>683043518
Hey baby I got a whole pocket full of chocolate chips. What do you say?
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>>683046298
Roll
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>>683045604
i will find you, and i wll go to your house, and i will fuck you,, in the ass, and then your mouth, and then pussy, and mouth again
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OP stop being a fag. Send this:

>You want to be my pet bb?
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>>683046454
you got it.
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>>683047398
Oops wrong person
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>>683047100
Nice. That's for marylee btw
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>>683047398
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Post the link to this thread to Sabrina then tell her you were just fooling around to break the ice. Ask if she's heard of 4cham and tell her it's the gutter of the internet and to not waste her time.

Compliment her looks in an honest way and ask how her Friday night is going. Mention that yours is obviously boring now after <something worht mentioning that you did earlier> since you are entertaining yourself with 4chan and tinder.
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>>683047340
More of your pet pls.
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>>683047519
I didn't care which one.
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>>683047765
I was rolling for that hah.
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>>683047100
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>>683047711

Only other one I have.

Also the dubs should count. Do it OP
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>>683047924
why does she have 4 ears and only 2 nipples
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opps
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>>683048091

Dude I don't know. Girls are weird that way.
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>>683047911
I hope she responds.
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>>683037160
Wait is she at Haas? I'm sure I see her quite regularly in passing.
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she is real easy to find on facebook
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>>683047398
i want to fuck your skull soooo bad
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>>683047924
>>683047711

fine
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>>683048142
That's metal
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>>683044443
quid bro, except im in downtown b
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>>683048732

You stupid faggot. Post the image you cunt.
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