As long as you stay on your side of the pig pen then we're ok.
Lee Marvin reincarnated!
follow the rules dude, i mean bitch
Im married with 2 kids. Great generalization though.
What were you thinking? Because I gave a compliment without wanting something in return? Or was it because I seen a female of my same species and did not immediately demand to see her tits?
>mfw people actually believe that OP is really this hot psycho bitch
Just a bitch
....lots of STD's
Great accomplishment in life though.
It was rather because of all those whiteknights here trying to get out of the friendzone by being a personal butler (physically or emotionally). Here on 4chan chances are way higher to encounter someone who is a fedora wearing whiteknight than someone who actually meant it as a compliment without anything in return
We don't care about your facebook cringe. Nudes or gtfo.
Youre different. Which is pretty much the sexiest thing there is.
You look cute at the same time as you have a different look than any other washed out girl out there.
In my eyes you are a 10/10
If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to **** you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to **** you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: TITS OR GET THE **** OUT
Just making a point and giving my poor handsome men something to look at.
what's your excuse
Gun control is rather strict in my country... I mean... i could get a bullet from a biatlon rifle and literally eat it.
But if you want me to an hero, i think a rope would be easier
oh no now the chicks (neckbeards) are gonna have a cat fiiiight
I think I remember you OP. We where in one of those group chats where there can be tones of webcams waiting for some dude to an hero. He took loads of drugs and logged off and some Texas bitch showed up and got her tits out but then started crying about some shit. It was like 2 years ago. Maybe more. I remember some nigger has his dick out for a while. Shit what was that website. I miss those chatrooms.
U Virgin being motherfucker thats not U
dont act like a girl to get some Dick
if its really U post a Pic where u hold 2 Finger up on 1 Hand and 3 on the other
lets derail this bitch, im gonna post all of my "bait" pics, hoping to build my collection, feel free to contribute
The space inbetween your front teeth is slightly larger than the wage gap.
>Talking to a fat virgin guy posting pics that he found off on instagram
FUCK OF BITCH THE ONLY REASON YOUR'E EVEN ALIVE IS TO SHOW ME YOUR UGLY TINY TITS SO GO ON BITCH YOUR'E AWAITED!!
These niggers don't even know i just wanna goof around
FUCKING BETA MALE CUCKS YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING MANHOOD!!
Oh do calm down, I have a girlfriend and nothing to prove, I can't be arsed acting all edgy, so I gave a compliment to a girl who I will never meet, even less of a chance you meeting her, so in effect, I'm not trying to gain anything from a simple compliment. You complain about killing 'manhood', yet you sound like a little boy, go figure. :^)
This thread is principally composed of fail and AIDS.
FOOLED EVERYONE. i was neither dog or man. I AM HORSE
attention whore. ur worthless and empty inside, except for the foul smelly shit that comes protruding out your orifices, much like your pig slut mother's gaping asshole. die you lump of cancer.
Yeah shut the fuck up fag shes clearly over 18
- Bleached your hair too much, use your original color.
- Too much dark make-up, it makes you look like you are not healthy, use some lighter coloring (or no make-up at all).
- Your ear extenders or whatever they are called are gross, do surgery on those to make them look normal.
- Someone could park their bike between your front teeth, get braces, easy to fix within a couple of months.
- I don't even know what that shit on your nose it, remove it, it looks terrible.
- If this is your tattoo >>680201220
, way to ruin a pair of tits, get it removed.
If this is bait, well done for wasting my time.
If this is not bait, please follow above instructions, the guys interested in you will increase to about 200 times the amount it is now, (implying it is one or higher now).
Oh, and above all, smile, don't try to look passive, interesting or mysterious or whatever the fuck it is you are doing, it's not working.
I don't know man everyone was screaming it... I got caught up in the hype.
That is definitly CP/BESTIALY MOOOOOOOODSSS
I dont know but here is a tiny story (english-level: mexican ...fuck english)
>be 13 yo fag
>Since I had a laptop i consum tons of porn
>I managed to fap in my bed while my LapTop is on my thighs
>I was so poor i hadnt even headphones (turned sound very low or muted)
>I got this good asia-massage porn from my stepdad
>OMG THIS IS IT.jpg
>1 day i fapped like each other
>sister rushed in room to tell me diner is ready
>she was like the STASI an would tell everything parents
>she was 16yo lesb
>saw me fapping
>I looked in here paralyzed face
>she ran instantly to dad
>its over guys im going to get raped
>he crashed through the door like herakles, grabed my faptop and took the dvd
>get a girflfriend you fucking fag!.wmv
>sister watched the scene and smiled
>everyday since this she swatted my room without knocking in my door
>i felt like in prison ,every day could be my last
>i fear her and i paniced everytime she rushed in
>she said bad things to me /b like "with this little dicklike potatoe you will die as a virgin" or "you know, mom wanted to abort you"
>blackhole in brain.whatever
>sometimes she stuck me in her wardrobe while her friends were visiting and forbid me to leave it till she allow me to
>they laughed about my faggyness
>they throw things on me, hit me and spit on me
>parents arent interested in their faggot son
>couldnt fap for days after this
i know you dont want to cont.
>but one day i when i had bronchitis and were choking in the bathroom my fucked up sister saved my life
>maybe she felt pity that her little slavebrother could have be dead now
>she wanted that i sleep in her bed
>i freezed because the shock was so intense that i could had have been dead now
>she cuddled me to get me warm
>but i got a boner because it was the highest honor to sleep in the bed of my master
>"what now anon? what are we going to do?" she asked me
>she obvoiously felt my stick and rubbed it with her leg
>she got angry and strangeld my throat "If you tell somebody, there will be nothing of you that remains!"
>she told me what i have to do and i did so, because she was my older teaching sister
>we touched each other as she ordered and i was very carefully so i wont hurt her or make her
>our body were going hotter and we began to sweat
>she wanted that i lick her boobs and the stuff from the porn
>i wanted to resist but she choked my dick very hard
>it fucking hurt but i had to do it
>i tried my best and she began to smile
>im happy now.exe
>i had fun and got wilder to pleasure her
>somehow we were too loud and my dad rushed into the room
>he saw how his son ate his diamond and how she moaned
>he grabbed me, threw me to the ground and punched against every single bone i had
>it was weekend
>nobody will see my penalty
look at those little fucken WHITE GIRLS and their fucken WHITE PRIVELAGE OMG kill the whiteys lets go black panters
Well, it's obvious.
Look at all the changed parts, hair color, nose piercing, fugly ass tit tattoo, too much make-up.
Someone has something to hide, and I'm betting it's a dick.
What the fuck is going on on this world !!!
>for the next weeks i thinked about nothing, emptyness in my mind
>but one day i was like i woke up from this
>sister was in the shower
>I wanted to made her a favor and so i wanted to join
>opened door very slow and joined my lord
>she was very surprised first and wanted scream first but then i requested for retrieval for what happened
>because parents wanted that i move away or shit
slave will never leave his master.bat
>so i started where we finished
>she liked it how i nicely massaged her boobs and her glorious birth-hole
>"let me touch him as your reward" she answered after her quiet orgasm
>master is proud, my life is not worthless anymore!
>first she gave my tiny dick a godlike handjob but forbid me to cum
Do you know the feeling when you watch a very good porn but would cum after 10% of the vid? its like quiet impossible anon
>than she blow him very very slow and before i could came she stopped and went out of the shower
...it was a miracle day
last part nuggets
>masters slave could join her bed again
>but my greed from this unbelievable feeling was too big and after she felt asleep i touched my goddess
>her breasts smelled like coconut and were perfect like the testicle of god himself
>I dishonored my masters body
>but it wasnt enough to touch her i wanted to feel her inside
>so i prepared her glory hole
>after 10min it was ready and my dick could dig for honey
>its was incredible to feel this moment and use her like she used me
>in this night she was MY weak-willed puppet
>i came a massive load on her belly and cleaned her fast up
nothing happend anon...
>after some weeks she made a baby test
OH FUCK MOM.wav
>she was pregnant...WHAT?
>i threw up in this moment because i destroyed my masters future and paniced
>hole family thinked im the father
>dad was so in rage but mom could stopped him somehow
>he had anger in his face like a berserker-german
>Death wispered in my ear...
>in this night i packed some things and wanted to leave this hole of crap
>i dishonored everyone in my life, no mercy will await me
>i left home for some days and slept in parks, the forest, underground etc.
>future is gone guys
>on the 4th day my mother found me
>she cried how i could do that
>she told me she will divorce from my dad again (stepdad, you forgot?)
>dad fucked my princess and pumped a baby in my goddess
>go home anon...we will prepare everything for the abortion
The End, niggs