Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It took a half hour, but my internet lives. So i will now say farewell.
Good night beautiful thread.
smug?
claimed
Yuno claim
Heres a question to souls players, what's your favorite weapon?
>>680101778
Goodnight friend! Sleep well :)
boot boot
But uuuh, probably the last time today.
>>680101778
Night
>>680098642
Not bad. Can't complain about it being a grand every month since millitary pays for everything else
>>680098990
Feels
>>680099045
Wow that was a guess and ok dude have a good shower
>>680101785
Always
>>680101778
goodnight
>konata
Milinda claim.
>Done lurking now, I promise
>>680101919
claimed!!
>>680100100
ummm, well... kinda, but i thought i would spend one last night with you....
>>680099410
Galky's boobs had me like
Tenryuu claimed
And totally not tired
Well, I guess this is how it's going to be.
Claimed
Evening everyone!
>>680101919
Hows it goin boaty?
>>680101978
Heyo! Hows it goin?
Hey hey how is everyone doing tonight?
Just wanted to share this since it's true
>shinoa bro
Claiming my glitchy waifu
>>680102333
Whats gud Haruhi?
>>680102405
Yo yo yo what's poppin?
Doing fabulous, just beat what might be the hardest boss in dark souls 3
>>680102417
Didnt get any rain today at my area
I'm already getting tired...
>>680102594
This kush man. I picked up some good stuff..
>>680102649
All you waifufags seem to get tired early.
>>680102844
What kind? I wanna try weed at some point
>>680102649
Sleep is for the weak.
>>680102339
Not too bad friend. How about you?
>>680101769
>>680101785
>>680101805
>>680101829
>>680101919
>>680101978
>>680102021
>>680102181
>>680102238
>>680102250
>>680102333
>>680102405
>>680102649
Welcome friends
>>680102594
Oh shiiiiit nice one dude, im just playing SFV gotta practice that Zangief
>>680100199
no it's just my hobbie and interest. When i turned 18 it was always my plan to join but my brother was in iraq at the time near the beginning of his contract and my mother begged me not to join. I felt really bad and put it off long enough for me to get caught up in other shit and by the time i wised up my brother had already done his second tour and the war was drawing down. I want to be infantry, if i join for Iraq 3: i Irock and I roll i want to be airborne qualified infantry or if i can make it rangers/sf. for my whole life it has always been my dream to be a ranger or in delta or sf and just kick in doors and put down the bad dudes. I would want to be fighting with driven competent people and i would actually want to directly engage the enemy, i grew up watching black hawk down over and over and i have an emotional hard on for being an operator.
but it's unrealistic especially now that we are inbetween fighting seasons.
did you ever deploy to the middle east?
>>680100376
there weren't any hot pockets at the 711 i posted a timestamp at the store.
>>680103009
Green Lantern. It's a pretty strong sativa. This blunts have got my head soaring.
>>680103104
Hello there you~
Claimed
>>680102594
Best if it stays like that for now
>>680102649
Kinda feel it but rtw keeps me busy
>>680103009
That gives me an idea for question of the thread! Thanks
>>680103142
defintely not man, even though we're drawing down right now, war is about to start up again, my unit is already scheduled to deploy either the middle or torwards autumn of this year...
and no i've never deployed....one of my biggest upsets with the military
>>680102844
>time zones
>>680103041
Sleep is for the week.
>>680103511
rtw?
>>680103104
Gracias amigo
>>680103131
Is juri in SFV?
>>680103396
Any ideas on what kind of blunt I should try? Never smoked before
>>680103474
Yo Ruby! Whats gud?
>>680103511
Still have more rain predicted this week
Mako Mankanshoku is now
>mine
>>680103728
Not yet but she will be coming soon, our next fighter is going to be guile
>>680103586
That's no excuse. I'm up until 4am.
>>680103474
I respect this.
>>680103728
The blunt doesn't matter that's just the wrap. I would get a simple glass bowl, hit up your neighborhood african american, and shove that shit in there and spark up. Just make sure it isn't spice/laced/oregano.
And here I was, thinking that I'd be the one to disappoint you.
>>680103061
Pretty good, just hangin out. What about you?
>>680103142
Damn I missed it!
>black hawk down over and over
Fuck you got me wanting to watch that again now
>>680103654
ayyy
>>680103841
Hows it goin?
>>680103901
Whatsup?
Okay guys, Question of the thread: what was your first high experience like? If you haven't gotten high, gimme your cute pics. You can greentext it or just type it out
>>680103396
Hello qt
>>680103586
Rome Total War. Classic strategy game
>>680103654
>>680103841
>>680103901
Welcome
>>680104093
here's a cute pic
>>680104093
How are you this evening sweetheart?
>>680104241
So sad Kagami-san..
>>680104050
Fixing to go to bed actually. I was gonna do some work for a group project, but my group seems to be dragging their feet...
>>680103998
I am on weekends.
>>680104093
<3
>cute pic because I was a good kid
>>680104093
Drug free, but one time my friend got high and started having like a panic attack or some shit and we had to go pick him up and stay with him for a few hours while he calmed down.
>>680104093
Here's a cute pic then I guess.
>>680104278
>>680103396
look at that cute fucking tomboy jesus christ.
>>680103530
maybe re-enlist and be a salty as fuck bird mechanic for the next big thing. The US has got a lot of ground to cover to actually fix this isis issue. I'm sure the Chinooks are gonna need some love.
>fast forward 5 years
>we meet in person for the first time as we are flying to a LZ
maybe we can talk about waifus
>>680104050
do it fgt, it's the best war movie ever made.
>>680104093
Cute pic, because I'd rather not discuss it.
>Vigil/Mikan-anon
>>680103998
>oregano
kek
>>680104093
The very first time I got high was when a friend and I smoked some spice. I only smoked a little bit. I was mellowed out and laughing at dumb shit but he hit it more then I did, took a bath and would come out every now and then to tell me "turn down the loud rap music" There was no music. And when he was done with the bath he said he thought the water was trying to drown him. Never touched spice since haha
>>680104050
Watching some tv. Just chillin
>>680104093
>first high
kek guess I owe you a cute pic
>>680103900
Dayum, ah well im busy on dark souls 3 anyways lel
>>680103901
Excellent taste my man
>>680103998
Oh I got a bunch of negros in my neighborhood but we got bad beef going on.. to the point I carry a knife/gun when i walk my dog
>>680104093
Havent but plan on it for expierence
>>680104486
ahahaha, as fun as that sounds, im done with the military, i've had a lot of fun, but i just don't feel like it's my thing....definitely look into joining if that's what you want, and if you have any questions feel free to ask, i'd rather have you be better off than i was when i joined
>>680104304
I guess it is always a weekend for me. So you make a good point.
>>680104093
>childhood friend invites me over to smoke
>We head into basement
"Anon the smoke is gonna stick to our clothes. We should take them off"
>Makessense.jpg
>Strip to our underwear and go into a 3' x 3' closet
>Smoke one bowl of the harshed weed I've ever smoked
>Fall out off closet in a naked heap
>sosoft.gif
>put clothes back on and remember describing this "Fuzzy potato" in my brain that wouldn't go away.
>>680104486
;3
>>680104640
You laugh but I've seen it/dealt it to people.
>>680104697
Spics get okay shit but it's usually brick weed for back over the border. TAstes and smokes like shit but it does its job.
Claimed
>>680104819
I plan on moving to seattle anyways, least it's legal there
>>680104697
Same to you, I'm not much for crazies but there's something about Yuno that I really love.
>>680104296
Fuck em! haha goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680104486
Watching it right now fgt, fite me irl
>talk about waifus
Im imagining two hard as motherfuckers discussing waifus and its pretty hilarious
>>680104916
Lord Dio?
>>680104736
lets just focus on the good times man. I don't even know if i'm gonna join. we will see how the next couple years turn out.
tell me about your love for kagami and how neat it is to be flying through the air in a giant angry tube.
>>680104661
Breast Friend.
>>680104819
I guess.
>>680105024
Ya'll niggas need SpeedWagon.
besto waifu reporting in
>>680101530
Smug, you say?
Rory-sama claimed
>>680105010
>Im imagining two hard as motherfuckers discussing waifus and its pretty hilarious
its more common then you think. I talk with service members on /k/ all the time about weeb ass shit.
>>680105040
Booby brother.
>>680104976
She's such a sweetie before her parents abused her to the point of insanity
claimed
>>680104975
And quality too. That's the best part.
>>680105040
*crickets chirp in the distance*
>>680101530
Surely we could do better than that?
What is the absolute TOP SMUG possible?
Who has the image?
>>680104241
>>680104278
Good.you?
>>680104304
>>680104371
>>680104382
>>680104581
>>680104662
>>680104697
Lol i forgot this thread was a good, clean waifu thread
>>680104640
Oh shit I heard spice was that synthetic weed lol
>>680104819
I know you mean
>be senior year
>wanna try out weed for the first time
>we get this good stuff from guy he knows
>go to creek
>inhaled it and waited and felt nothing
>10 min later couldn't help but smile like a dumbass
>15 min later started walking around the group where everyone else was smoking
>friends look all fine
>cont
>>680105297
I know for sure it won't be spiced. I'm tryin to keep it clean
Just a cute pic
>>680105010
For real though, fuck group projects. This is the term project that's due in a few days too...
>>680105209
Even her psychotic side is hot to me. Pic related is my favorite pic of her
>>680102021
Sorry for replying so late Kagami.. <3
>blame Ruri, lol
I'm happy you feel that way.
Did you like the way Homura hugged you earlier?
>>680102339
Sleeeeepy
>>680103104
Thanks!
>>680105027
i hope you do, if it's really what you want
all i can say is it's a sensory overload lol, you have transmissions and engines screaming at you...it's almost like being a passenger in a bus flying 2000 ft above the ground, they awesome thing about it though...is how cool everyone around you is....you have warrants who are 27 years in the military talk to you like you've been friends for years, you'll meet some of the best people in a bravo company....and some of the cockiest....
>>680105159
How's your night going?
>>680105349
>>680104093
Ive been high off a combination of legal drugs.
>been late in the week
>forgot to take meds
>fuck it, all at once with a double dose of ibuprofen
>lie on my bed
>stare at ceiling with literally no brain activity for 30 mins beyond 'wat... wat... wat...'
>get up
>go drinking with friends
>>680105549
mmmmm, well....yeah, but i really missed you....last night
>>680104093
>Ex girlfriend calls randomly says she has weed
>get high in her car and talk about our new lovers
>realize how unhappy we both are
>introduces me to pineapple Fanta
>hasn't tasted good since/doubt it ever will
I dumped mine and she's married to hers. Funny, how things turn out.
>Mirai
Back to lurking.
>>680105452
Spiked stuff can be fun. I have some white rhino in case of a rainy day.
>>680105438
waiting~
>>680105490
I love Ruby. She is amazing.
>>680105621
Probably about to go to bed.
>>680105297
hnnnng
>>680105588
it sounds like fun, every shitty job breeds cool people. I got to ride in a Huey briefly at an airshow.
>>680105798
that's all you got?
>>680105891
Same, it's getting pretty late.
>>680106000
I have some eventual lewd smug. Dont have the lewdness though.
>>680105798
ibuprofen.... That.. can't do anything.. are you okay Anon?
>>680104662
Comfy, what are you watchin?
>>680104819
>dealt it
Heartless lol
>>680105145
To smug you say?
>>680105157
Really? Thats pretty cool, I mean i've seen the occasional pics/videos of guys running drills with their waifu pillows but I never would've thought they were service members
>>680105261
Hows it goin?
>>680105438
it is, I injected like 4 weeds before too
>>680105528
I got lucky with my last group where one guy was really passionate so he didn't even ask for my help. I mean i did do stuff but he did the majority, whats it about?
>>680105549
Ressssst
>>680105438
Well I'm not 100% pure, I down a fair amount of alcohol when given.. then again alcohol is kinda part of adult life so idk
>>680105490
Ruby a cute
>>680105528
I like how she invented that face into a meme sort of thing
>>680105870
Hah lemme get used to the regular stuff first
>>680105870
Good to see someone else who appreciates best girl
>>680106200
I don't sell drugs to kids. They get cooking spices.
>>680105940
hueys are pretty nice!!! they're great helicopters, i know civillians still use them nowadays, how did you like it???
>some chinook pics for your collection i guess lol
>>680101530
what up waifu posting avatarfags
i just made a bunch of bath bombs
So is this like a new avatarfag thread type or?
>>680106159
I combined it with 100mg of folic acid, 10 mg of methotrexate and 40 mg of adalimumab.
>>680106200
>>680106228
Probably for the best. I've done my fair share of drugs so I guess I know my way around them.
>>680106261
Well now lets not get to hasty, but she is very amazing. Top 5 for sure.
>>680105827
Oh.. yeah, I understand. I'll be happy to have you over again. I think can give you a nice hug, too.
>>680106200
Still have to chat...
>>680106437
I still have contacts to some potheads so I'm sure they'll show me the way.
>>680105891
Same here.
Spent too much time writing, up too late.
>>680105438
>kept on walking in circles around them laughing like a dumbass
>felt really happy and I don't know why
>friend to me to sit down
>said "nah nah I'm guuuoood" like I was super tired and was holding in laughter trying to communicate
>went to group after I thought I was done laughing
>friend gave me lighter
>end with flint was towards me and I thought it was like a butt of a cigarette
>"Hey guys look! I'm holding this lighter like cigarette but it's not a cigarette! It's a lighter!"
>someone saw it as a hazard and took it from me
>got real sad
>lighter was replaced by Arizona can
>was really happy
>said "OOOOOooooOHHHHHHHhhhh! ariZOONNnnna"
>friends said it was over and we went into some suv
>I remember being in trunk with face on floor and ass in air
>listened to the radio and it was beautiful
>don't remember song tho
>went home and had mom's spaghetti
>best spaghetti she ever made
>went to bed parents thought I had a headache when I was fucked
>feels like a headache but doesn't hurt
>best sleep ever
It was a one time thing that was maybe 2 years ago. Never did anything else and never drank
>>680106437
>I've done my fair share of drugs
what have you tired, so far ive had
>xanax
>adderal/concerta/vyvanse
>coke
>heroin
>lean
>weed/edibles/dabs
>alcohol
>air duster
>>680106421
Go to a fucking hospital, mate.
>>680106692
>>680106437
forgot to waifu post
>>680106200
11.22.63. Watching the last episode. Not sure what to watch after though
One waifu to rule em all with
It's getting late, so I'm gonna try and get more than 3 hours of sleep.
Goodnight everyone.
>>680106200
some people are some people aren't. mcnig did a whole video series about saving his waifu pillow and he was army vet and security for the bundy ranch thing.
>>680106353
it was super fucking cool, it was all done up vietnam style with fake M60s and shit.
yah dude post those pictures.
i used to work with a guy who was a in the marine corps as a Huey door gunner and mechanic for them on the aircraft carriers during the time right after vietnam.
>>680106517
i can't wait!!!! hopefully homura will share the bed tomorrow....
>>680106200
It's a mobile application development course. We get to make whatever we want, as long as it's like unique and marketable and stuff. We decided to make a meme generator (real super original..) that pulls pictures from your photos and you can add text to it. The problem is the app has mostly been written on my partner's computer, so I don't have the code to add stuff.
>>680106228
Yeah, she's definitely one of my favorite characters just because of her personality.
>>680101785
Smough?
>>680106740
I was fine, and I am still fine 6 months later. Thise drugs worked wonders.
>>680106816
Goodnigbt Galko!
Giorno claim
>>680106421
Again just based of the chemicals those should have no psychotic effect.
>>680106641
A guiding hand is better than no hand.
>>680106692
>Xanax
>Adderal
>Coke
>Heroin
>Crack
>Hydrocodone/Oxycodone
>Mary Jane
>Booze
>Whip its
>25i/25c
>Mdma/MDA
>Meth
>Dragonfly
>LSD/Acid
>DXM
>Ketamine
I know I am forgetting a few.
>>680106829
nice!!!! i bet he had some damn stories.....
hello
>>680106933
He ded?
>>680104916
Lurking hard eh Dio Sama?
>>680105112
Is the game that fun?
>>680105145
Always
>>680105261
Hello
>>680105349
Me
>>680105798
Kek
>>680105835
Wat
>>680106228
Maybe next thread we can do drunk experience
>>680106816
Night Galky <3
>>680106310
Ah well that's different haha
>>680106421
>>680106517
Im just pokin fun, as if Id want you to leave early :)
>>680106787
Never heard of that, what is it?
>>680106816
Goodnight Galko! Sleep well :)
>>680106829
I can see that, I think thats actually the guy I was thinking of lol
>>680106074
Whoa, the trash talk comin' from this direction...
>>680106692
>>680106956
y'all need to calm the fuck down god damn, gonna get yourselves killed
>>680106816
Good night.. I have to fight, as well and my typing suffers.
>>680106849
If our panties are all gone again tomorrow we know why.
>>680106816
Goodnight! I'm going too. Night everyone!
>>680106956
>I know I am forgetting a few.
forgot shrooms on my list
nice amount you have under the belt, did you have DXM powder or did you have syrup or pills
>>680106662
Well I never drank as a teen. Did drink when I was 2 from what parents told me
>>680107123
its all good, im as healthy as an over weight drug addict horse
>>680106875
Boy I envy Asunafags, having an app that wakes you up and talks to you and shit. Wish there was one of Yuno
>>680106956
Indeed, Wouldnt want to imagine trying these without any knowledge
>>680107062
Sounds like a plan
>>680107142
Night
>shinoa bro
Claimed, not like theres another /b/tard as gay as me tho
>>680107123
Not all at once Anon.. Life is no fun without some spice.
>>680107170
I've made my own powder and just chugged the bottles. It definitely pays of to extract the powder.
>>680107250
Honestly I just dove into the underside of the US and got exposed to all of these. I learned real quick what does what.
>>680107140
she said she emptied out a drawer....just for me...just don't let her steal the ones i gave you!!!! .
>>680106875
Fuck, that sounds like a nightmare, I hate when one partner has all the shit and just goes dark and wont respond shortly before its due
>>680106882
Smoug?
>>680106999
Chek'd, hows it goin?
>>680107071
Its a Hulu original starring James Franco about President Kennedy's assassination. Its really good
>>680106991
he said they used to do drills were they would fly up and turn the engines off and free fall and he would be sitting on the gunners bench with his butthole clenched so tight it could make diamonds.
>>680107071
he was a pretty cool guy but he's moved away from /k/ for some reason.
>>680107343
did you use this?
ive been considering doing it
I forgot to post my claim
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680107493
Exactly that. Works like a fucking charm.
>>680107361
Heheh, she'll never find those...
Do you still have a pair you wear?
>>680107404
Smough.
Yume claimed
>>680107533
I turned this into a drug discussion thread lol
>>680107437
that's what kinda sucks about chinooks lol, you can autorotate with them really....they're so damn heavy, sounds pretty fun though!!!
>>680107142
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680106074
>>680106659
Yeah I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
>>680107404
trying to relax
>>680107587
no!!!! somebody took them again!! im not sure who this time though.....
>>680107568
stoked to here it im going to do it this weekend then
>>680107651
can't*