Aight b. I got a few hundred matches on Tinder I never wrote. 1 decides what I write 20 of them. If someone answers we will chat with her, if not we will write 20 more.
Plenty of angst teens out there
The vast majority of women on Tinder do not respond to messages. Instead, they swipe every single man to the right to see what messages they get. They laugh at those pathetic losers while relishing the attention.
Messed up the pic. Wanna go for the whale or wait for a better one?
Got a go on this one. 5 gets it
Well, that was a quick unmatch. Rolling on 6 for this one
Sad winroll. Rolling 8 for someone to save it. Once this girl unmatches I'm out
Fuck me in the ass and call me a white middle schooler
Listen up nude 4 nude if you say no I will melt you understand lil nigga
9s and 5s now
0 and 1
7 and 8
Dominatrix stuff is hot
2 and 3
You seem like a kind girl I would like to know more about you!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Aight. 2 or dubs. Fuck it