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Aight b. I got a few hundred matches on Tinder I never wrote.

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Aight b. I got a few hundred matches on Tinder I never wrote. 1 decides what I write 20 of them. If someone answers we will chat with her, if not we will write 20 more.

Ready?
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And I'm of course referring to a post ending on 1
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>>680010411
hello m'lady, would you be kind and let me take you out for dinner this evening? i hope you say yes. I'll put it right next to my chocolate cookie!
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ayy bb wan sum fuk?
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I'm looking for some pussy and some burgers and I'm all out of burgers.
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>>680010770
Roll
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hi , two in the pink one in the stink?
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>>680011861
:-)
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Winrar
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>>680010411
>9gag
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Since I'm not expecting any replies on that one I'll text 20 new chicks with whatever post ends with a 2
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say: wan't to do it in front of the fireplace on a bearrug?
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>>680012669
I'm not into all this internet bullshit, let's just go grab a drink.
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>>680012669
Whats your favorite tool song?
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>>680013140
Reroll
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>>680013140
Roll
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>>680013140
Plenty of angst teens out there
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>>680013540
no tool is just cool
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The vast majority of women on Tinder do not respond to messages. Instead, they swipe every single man to the right to see what messages they get. They laugh at those pathetic losers while relishing the attention.
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People wanna go in this whale or wait for a better one?
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Messed up the pic. Wanna go for the whale or wait for a better one?
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Not trying to be weird but I see you every day. I really like your hair today :)
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>>680014231
Roll
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Rolling on 3 for replies to the whale, 4 for 20 girls
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>>680014375
You look like a fat miserable cunt
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>>680014684
Winrar!
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I'm a whaler, here to catch you
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Sheez. Meanie
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Got a go on this one. 5 gets it
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What I really mean is, can I eat your ass out?
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>>680015202
Y'know - song you play when you're using your vibrating tool. (I'm talking about when you masturbation your vagina with a vibrator)
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Cunty cunt ass boobs
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Birch you haven't heard of tool?
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Das Deutsche Reich wird wieder auferstehen!
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>>680015202
Its a band you dumb whore
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>>680017525
s1ck, im the guy who posted th tool thing initially :-)
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>>680017525
...
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>>680017714
hehe i guess that one wont work out
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>>680017807
Not unless b has some serious game hidden somewhere... In other words: Hell no
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Well, that was a quick unmatch. Rolling on 6 for this one
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>>680018236
Google is your friend
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>>680018236
Don't make us roll for 1, the thread moves really slowly right now anyways
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>>680017582
1337sp34k g1ves m3 c4nc3r
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It's the best bano to do anal on me ;) #strapon
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I'd eat my dickcheese from ur taco after we fucked
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>>680018679
sorry friend ^-^ my "i" key is broken
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>>680018746
Lol. Dat winrar
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Delivering
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Rolling 7s
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I have a thing for kids
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Toddlers do it for me
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>>680014072
You're danish.
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i have 2 hands, wanna fuck?
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Still 7s
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Would you considering fucking an honorable gentleman with a 2" dinglydong?
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send dick pic
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>>680020036
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>>680019979
Roll
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>>680019979
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>>680019961
Your mom has cancer
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>>680020036
>>680019979
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>>680020402
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Tinder doesn't actually support sending pics

Op here
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i think i love you senpai
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>>680020562
reroll
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>>680020562
roll
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>>680020562
rerolling
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>>680020562
rawling
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>>680019979
Rerolll
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>>680020554
thats sad.
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>>680020562
retrolling
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>>680020562
lets go
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>>680019979
Reroll
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>>680020562
come on
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>>680020562
rawr
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>>680020562
close call
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>>680020562
ok im done, just take this one OP
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>>680019979
Rerollin
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>>680021080
fuck off faggot
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Do you play LoL? :)
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>>680021197
:'-(
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Can you supply my daily quota of bulging rock hard pecker juice?
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Gonna gas some Jews later tonight if you're interested
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>>680021197
Sad winroll. Rolling 8 for someone to save it. Once this girl unmatches I'm out
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>>680021491
Sorry that was my mother. Wanna fuck?
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>>680021491
Can I see your greencard?
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>>680021491
Sorry, my cat stepped on the keyboard. Also, ixnay on the eavageclay.
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Aight, let's step it up. 8s and 4s then
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>>680021868
pic 4 pic?
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>>680021491
Sorry got the wrong phone, im on Grinder with the other one.
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Sorry, wrong chat window. Some dude is posing as a girl.
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Fuck me in the ass and call me a white middle schooler
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Netflix and chill?
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I have a scat fetish, care to partake?
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>>680021968
man i hope it works
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>>680021491
What's crackalackin', nigger?
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She's not liking it
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Listen up nude 4 nude if you say no I will melt you understand lil nigga
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>>680022143
Sorry My English no good.
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Fuck the dubs just post our stuff OP
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>>680021968
Check it.
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>>680021974
9s and 5s now
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Sorry my slave stole my phone and said fuck off fag :( nudes?
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Raaasengaan!
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Bump this shit
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>>680022317
What's that smell?
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>>680022317
We can watch MLP together!
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What up wanna check my dubs ho?
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Is op being gay again?
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>>680022577
kek
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Are you also voting for the Trump?
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>>680022399
She's snappy

0 and 1
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These threads aren't going anywhere because anons have no patience in building up a conversation.
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>>680022725
I love you
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Op get your dick out of your boyfriend
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Sorry babe having a bad day
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have you ever thought about recieving anal sex from a giraffe:)
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>>680022790
7 and 8
Dominatrix stuff is hot
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I'm sorry I am bipolar
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>>680023025
rr
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>>680022725
How about we go out for dinner? We can split or I'll pay for everything in exchange for sex. Think of your body as a currency and we're just doing some currency exchange :))
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Let's start over ok?
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>>680023140
Queen of bitches you are
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>>680023387
Fuck! You're faster than me
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>>680023363
Rollin this
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>>680023363
How about we go out for dinner my queen.
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I want to fuck your ass with my balls
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Lets go for a walk...and then I can show you my sex dungeon
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>>680023287
1 and 2
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If my dick wasn't in my slave I'd show it to you
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Let's start over my name is kaka weenier pants and I want some fuck
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>>680023523
reroll
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Let this humble servant please the queen the way only he can.
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>>680023564
Cunt
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Put a leash on me and take me for a walk
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Sorry, you're not my type. I fuck children
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Jk my name is Barry Allen
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>>680023671
Cheked
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>>680023671
She's fast
2 and 3
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>>680023769
reroll
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Sorry about all of this,I just really want to fuck you
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>>680023564
Fuck you pretentious cunt. If you come here to fish for compliments, you better make the world a favor and kill yourself.
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>>680023860
u want sum fuk?
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>>680023860
>>680023890
Roll for this
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My name is a actually Oliver Queen
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I want to gangbang you with 7 niggers
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>>680023873
wintar
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TRIPS NIGGER
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My name is OLIVER QUEEN
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Trips niggers
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>>680023873
4 and 5
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You look like you just fucked a dog
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You seem like a kind girl I would like to know more about you!
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>>680024345
I'm thirsty. Let me fuk yo booty
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You want to see my pp
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With 5 other girls and strapons
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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15 euro, my good man. Put that shit in my hand. If that bitch will not blow. Slap a ho, slap a ho, slap a ho.
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Can I know more about you?
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I want to choke om your dads nutsack
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>>680024385
7 and 8
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Are you into rape?
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>>680024572
so close, reroll for this
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>>680024637
I don't need luck to fuck you, I have a balaclava
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>>680024572
this
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OP post more than 1 person who gets the number
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>>680024572
>gorilla warfare
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Truth or dare?
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/b/ makes me say this because i'm a lonely faggot
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>>680024637
in all seriousness though, i bet nobody has ever started a conversation is such a fashion. on a scale of 1-10 rate my icebreaking skills.
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>>680024637
I don't need luck to find you. I'm going to find you and fuck you so hard
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>>680024687
Aight. 2 or dubs. Fuck it
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>>680025018
Pic 4 pic?
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>>680024637
I have a dick and a knife and I'll put one of your choice inside you.
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>>680025018
Obey trips
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>>680025018
Can I see your yawning wallrus?
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>>680025018
this one >>680024572
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Cuz a wanna rape you with my hood niggers
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>>680025018
>>680025113
Reroll
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You into white middle schoolers with 6 packs? If so you came to the right guy (I'm in 6 grade so if you wanna be fucking I have to go to sleep at 8:30 ok?)
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Can I get an amen for chocolate truffles?
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lets see those tits you filthy whore
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You into white middle schoolers with 6 packs? If so you came to the right guy (I'm in 6 grade so if you wanna be fucking I have to go to sleep at 8:30 ok??)
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You into white middle schoolers with 6 packs? If so you came to the right guy (I'm in 6 grade so if you wanna be fucking I have to go to sleep at 8:30 ok!!)
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>>680025018
Your faux self steem tells me you have some daddy issues. I love bitches with daddy issues, you're the dirtiest bitches. You'll do anything to please a man.
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>>680025182
3 and 6
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>>680025430
Reroll
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You into white middle schoolers with 6 packs? If so you came to the right guy (I'm in 6 grade so if you wanna be fucking I have to go to sleep at 8:30 ok?) dubs btw
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ayyy bby want sum fuk
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>>680025494
>>680025430
3 get
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>>680011105
roll
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You into white middle schoolers with 6 packs? If so you came to the right guy (I'm in 6 grade so if you wanna be fucking I have to go to sleep at 8:30 ok?) OK!
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>>680024921
reroll
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>>680025648
reroll
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>>680025494

What kind of fucked up name is Neringa? I'll tell you, it'll be the one on your cities missing persons board, thats what.
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>>680025494
she dropped it
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>>680025706
winrar
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>>680025704
reroll
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>>680025258
Best comment, hands down
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Aaaand, I'm unmatched.

Cya anons
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>>680025738
>>680025797
It looks like it. Fuck her, she looks like a "bitch princess"
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>>680025797
Bye! Thanks for delivering.
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>>680026026
Yeah, why isn't she into zoophilia and rape? Completely incomprehensible.

>guys, guys, guys...
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>>680025773
Samefagging
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Guess OP is off to watch the girl.
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