the magical genie grants you 1 wish, other anons put conditions on your wish
But you're trapped in a box under 100 ft of cement.
But you become blind, mute and deaf for the same amount of time you travelled. Eg forward one week you are blind deaf and mute for a week
You are trapped in an endless loop of Fridays
But when you do it pauses all atoms in the universe locking them in place such that the air around you locks you in place
One wish. The ability to shapeshift at will into any form I can imagine
im not even kidding when i say im writing a book of THAT exact nature...
im writing a book about a creature who wakes up on a distant planet and tries to kill himslef over and over again buut cant, eventually losing his sanity
thats so fucking weird that you brought that up
I wish that my wish no have any conditions set on it
>Breaking the law is autoban
>it costs $500 to do so and you have to physically smack them with a hammer
This is acceptable. I'll just charge the God-fearing about to die, for an escape from hell.
>Purgatory can only contain 10 people, trying to put more will release the others, and they will all know who banned them.
Doubt anyone will believe them if they told anyone. Probably get blamed for faking their own deaths.
>>not even saying anything about my condition
Both were acceptable and conditions I could work with. No further comment was necessary.
>They will find you tho. They will find you.
Let them. I'll get rich, they'll probably die before they can get to me, if i only prey on the old, dying and fearful of hell.
it's one your little brother made up where all he thought about was demon hurting you because one time you sat on his candy bar
lol no that's just a joke though i wouldn't put that on you
it comes true and then you're alone and you don't know where your family and friends went but after 15 months of crippling loneliness you realize how much it hurts and then cry out in pain and then everybody comes back and is your friend again.