You Rage You Lose YRYL
>feminazi cringe edition
not feminazi but still made me rage
The first paragraph is astounding.
There's some fucking cosplay cringe-lord that's talking of himself like a normal guy and a part of the supposed in-group. I wasn't aware that the popular kids are cosplayers nowadays.
but yeah, the code on the left is weird as fuck the right is a clear parody, but it's well commented and even though there's one comparison more than there should be, it's pretty ok... wth..
>code on the left is weird as fuck
I sure do hope this is bait.
Code on the left is one of the most famous algorithms in the history of computer science.
>the right is a clear parody, but it's well commented and even though there's one comparison more than there should be, it's pretty ok... wth
It's NOT pretty ok. You'd do that with bitwise operations. Literally everything else is below shit tier coding.
I posted the wrong picture dammit
this is the one
i lost to OP being a massive faggot. starting with fake ass bs... if you want anons to hate women, then at least come up with something real... or just go back to /r9k/ you low life piece of shit
You missed the point.
There's a woman who has literally no clue about programming whatsoever posting "give me attention, I can into tech, women>men!" bullshit publicly on social media and her equally retarded friends celebrate eachother and themselves while none of them has any actual knowledge in what they're joking about.
This one damn near makes me pop a testicle
I mean statutory rape isn't exactly in the same league as standard rape. At 15, a lot of dudes would want to bust a nut in their 34 year old teacher. If it was entirely against his will, sure. But that line does frame it in the wrong light.
I mean statutory rape isn't exactly in the same league as standard rape. At 15, a lot of girls would want to bust a nut in their 34 year old teacher. If it was entirely against her will, sure. But that line does frame it in the wrong light.
See the difference yet, dumbass?
the freakin edit at the end. She spends the entire time saying that men and women are different, then complains and bans people when they say that men and women are different.
>At 15, a lot of girls would want to bust a nut in their 34 year old teacher.
I'm pretty sure you don't know how sex works.
I've heard from and experienced things like that throughout my entire life. The portion of women who can't into workforce is almost big enough to generalize all women. But even the ones who are capable and who are going their way aren't necessarily good workmates or good for the company they're working for. Give them just a little power and they'll abuse the shit out of it. They'll always think of themselves first, everyone else last to a point where they'll actively damage the progress of workmates to be better - slowing down the overall progress of the company.
The bad experiences I've had with women in the workforce are absolutely insane. The smallest things can start a "war" that has to be "fought" for YEARS. Usually you disagree with a male co-worker and worst case scenario words get ugly and you ignore eachother whenever possible, limiting conversation to company relevant topics. But dear lord, disagree with a woman and shit hits the fan. She'll gossip the shit out of the incident with other female co-workers, inflating the story and then beliefe it herself. There's basically no way to keep working with a female that you got in a fight with if you don't cushion her to a cuddly death and be ever-forgiving.
I whole heartedly agree with the blogger there and I'm sorry for all the women that are potential good co-workers, but seriously, for the betterment of everyone, don't let the number of female employees exceed the critical mass.
this is one of the most ridiculous things I have read
Switching genders doesn't do it for me. I'm all for looking at it case by case and the age of consent simply can't be equal for every boy/girl. I can seduce a retarded 18 yo and she'd have no idea what I was doing to her, but I can't have consensual sex with a 17 yo or I'll go to jail and be a registered sex offender? That logic.
shocked how easily i laughed. and upset cuz uno
i used to cum inside this chick
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
This is still kind of rustling my jimmies.
I mean, I'm all for gender segregated teams, women just aren't on par with men when it comes to physical strength and other critical traits, but on the other hand it's kind of cruel to not allow a child to follow their desires. I guess with fringe groups like that we have to live with some inequalities. Poor guy tho.
IT IS NOT
Every unnecessary line of comment, any unnecessary comparison adds to the complexity of the code.
return a > b ? a : b;
Is incredibly easy to process. When you see it, you know it returns the greatest of a and b.
If you write the same thing in 15 lines of code it takes your brain much more to decode what the fuck it is trying to do.
In this case it doesn't matter much, but I see it all the time coding in PL/SQL.
Whenever I have to cycle over a data set, I tend to write an enormous query and stuff it in a for loop.
If the query is very cryptic I bolt a comment just on top of the for.
So If I have to cycle over all the data streams, for all the days in the current month, for three times with a different parameter, I'l write a query that returns a data set that covers all these scenarios and then iterate over it.
>--Cycle over all the inpout data streams, for all days in month with parameters A,B and C
This is easy. One for loop. One cycle.
A lot of my colleagues have a tendency to write ten million nested loops.
So in the same situation, they'll write something like:
>for streams in (
>for days in (
>do many things with parameter 1
>do many things with parameter 2
>do many things with parameter 3
This takes your brain an enormous processing power to compute and makes it ten times harder to understand what the fuck is going on, especially when you get some weird bug where some cycles are being skipped or something.
The more concise and not littered with useless comments your code is, the easier it is to read and maintain.
I really really really want to punch thst cunt to death. I escaped an abusive relationship with a woman, and women like this cunt make me even more of a misogynist. I hate women, I hate feminism, and I hate feminsts of all kinds. You retards are the reason I stayed so long. You thunderthighed twat fanciers are the reason nobody believed me until she stabbed me in the fucking throat. Feminism is a cancer that proves Hitler had the right idea, just the wrong target.
As an occasional coder, the code on the left pisses me off more because it is improperly documented. The right may have some lol randum shit, but at least it is fucking documented properly.
Well, I mean, this is you rage you lose and he got me there, so I lost irregardless of being right.
I guess I have been fortunate that most of the women I work with at work don't do this shit and are generally squared away individuals with regards to their work.
However, that being said, there are a few that I am aware of that are drama factories at work, think their shit don't stink, or browse face book all fucking day. I've heard of famous cases where we had to transfer these no-work bodies out of the division to someone else just to fix bottlenecks they were causing.
Reminder to not suffer the furry, desu~
In a way, her radicalization make sense. She was basically forced to fit a particular image for the HP movie series her entire childhood, so this is her rebelling and getting all that edgy teen feeling out because she wasn't allowed to.
I dunno, it really seems lIke biting the hand that feeds. She's made a shitload of money off of being sexualized and fitting into a certain beauty standard, but all of the sudden it isn't okay for others to have the same?
I've come across a handful of women who were as capable as me and other male co-workers when I was at the lowest level of employment, but in any layer above that I have yet to meet a woman were I could call working with her productive. I don't doubt their existence, of course, I'm not an idiot, I just made bad experiences.
I didn't say she wasn't being stupid or that she was right. Just that it makes sense given what she went through. It's a shame she doesn't have anyone to explain to her how she has been indoctrinated into a superiority/hate group and how that is going to bite her in the ass.
I really do think it's because she is so far disattached from the supposed struggles of women that she has to rely entirely on what she's told. She has no way to experience what it means to be a woman (read: a regular human being), that she just can't know any better. Makes what she has to say even more pathetic.
It's very easy to end up with only people that agree with you around you, especially as a celebrity. I'm guessing she probably doesn't have a lot of people around her who will call her out if she says something wrong or stupid. Basically the recipe for creating a self centered person who is guided by emotions rather than truth.
>She is eventually murdered
Why but of course
Well anon as a programmer you got me to rage. Those comments are the worst and just show how little they know about code and how little the girl that wrote that knows about code.
I'm going to take the bait just for the hell of it. The standards for getting into the military is lower for women than for men, so this is a bunch of women getting fucked because of it. The result of those injuries should be men and women having the same standards for entry, not that the women get paid because they were accepted when they should never have been in the first place. Add to that they got paid more than men who suffered injuries in actual combat and it makes it look like an onion article to me. Utter insanity that they won the case.
Have you actually watched her UN speech? Or do you just know she gave a speech about feminism, you fucking moron. Her speech was entirely about feminism not being about man hate. It bashed on the newest generation of feminists and tumblr tards.
I don't blame them... they're driven mentally unstable by faux-help books claiming to work.
If only they'd read my diet book, it's the only legitimate one on the market, that actually works permanently.
The comments are just typical pat-on-the-back bullshit women have to do to each other because women are such fragile creatures.
The two problems with the code on the right is the extra code repetition (&& b<a), and the fact it does not properly handle the equals condition properly (giving 5 instead of a or b). The cute comments are also just wasted space (note that code documentation via comments is a legit practice). Granted the example is probably from some student's code, so this probably suffers from cherry picking, but it fails in its objective of proving women are better coders.
>getting involved with a psycho then becoming bitter about it
wow, this is a new level of being cucked. you made the error in choosing to stay with a psycho, you idiot. stay mad.
If true he, his wf, sd all should be beaten and raped by niggers for weeks. The boy should sue them. Sad world we live in. Sluts get away with everything and all they got to do is cry. I'm 40 and this never ends. Bitches is why the fags are taking over.
I'm guessing if true the son never spoke to him ever again after getting back into college/moving out, I know I wouldn't. The father fucking took his step-daughters word over his own son, inexcusable.
You obviously don't program professionally, I assume you're in school since you're talking about commenting in the code which is only encouraged in school so your teachers know that you know what you're doing and why. This is the opposite of the professional world.
I would kill to have had a dad like that.
Where I live we had guaranteed anonymity when donating sperm for a few decades and all of a sudden it was over-thrown and children in their 30's can now track their "fathers", despite the fact that at the time of donation the father's anonymity was protected by law. Fuck this shit, really.
Are we comparing daddy issues?
My dad told me "Don't call me, don't visit me, I don't want any contact with you, ever", when I was five. He never payed child support, never told me where he lived or contacted me in any way up until the day where he sued me for paying for his eldercare. I lost.
I browse tumblr just to find content for these type of threads. I'll post more.
Also I found this project called Blacklyst. It's gonna be a social network just for blacks. We MUST raid it when it becomes available.
Mine said, "Yeah, I'll come up and see you around New Year's while I'm in the area."
>I was 7
>I'm 30 now
Good comparison anon, not sure which one would have been worse, that waiting... I felt so week, waiting for another human being to show me attention. Never again. I'd rather have the same shallow cold response you received, but that's because I just like honesty now.
Check your fucking privilege anon
>regressive left in america represents leftist idealogy
>niggers who wants to smash shit up represents leftism
>man who was decieved into believing shit is leftism
just a reminder, Hitler was also a far leftist
Yea I get the point. I didn't suffer any damage, maybe you're right and it was due to the clear cut line. Knowing that I work several hours a week just to prolong and enrich the life of something lesser than a stranger is angering me, though.
ou start getting used to being as concise as possible in your coding, you need to do less coding, can get more done, they get more work out of you, then bck to the Synagogue for drinks and Brisket, L'Chiem
squirrels are fucking omnivores, they eat insects and bird eggs when they get the chance
and this bitch is complaining about eggs, bird eggs are squirrels' delight
they generally stick with the nuts tho
All the previous posts were valid but not sure this is. Not every girl could compete in guys' sports, but literally every guy would be able to wreck a bunch of girls at field hockey.
The reason guys and girls are separated in sports is because guys are naturally better. It makes sense to be impressed by a girl stepping up, but a guy going down a level is not much to be proud of.
Girls hit puberty earlier and, for several years, have a height and weight benefit. She's competing with children the same age and therefore with lesser physical ability.
He on the other hand is competing with kids older than him.
So I'm in an Army leadership development program and just read Lean In, and I've got to say I 100% believe this. And it sucks. And I'm fortune to work in an Army MACOM/DRU that has some great woman leaders. But so many upper level career eligible women just put themselves at such a disadvantage by how the pigeonhole themselves.
I've got a 5 year old and 2 year old daughter and the two things I want them to learn are emotionally resilience and problem solving. Be an engineer. Be a writer. Be a biologist. Be a social worker. Be happy. Just don't succomb to some cultural stereotype. You can be so much better, if you want to be.
My dad does this, but he texts me right after we hang up and he repeats the last thing he says before goodbye. So, it's like he has to tell me what I just heard 10 seconds ago.
That perfect 666
I think Satan's giving you the green light on this one.
>Chicken unborn fetuses
it's getting dark, /b/.
I couldn't proof that he was the one neglecting me. My mother and I had people giving testimony that he neglected me, my father had people giving testimony that he tried his best and my mother supposedly shielded me from him. Both sides couldn't proof anything and in the end it was a decision based on money. I'm earning well, he's a drug-destroyed cripple. I lost and "on a personal note" one of the judges added "He's your father, how can you be so cruel".
That's of course only the pun of a five year fight with lawyers, tons of paperwork and a few court cases.
In most states if the person is obviously retarded then most lawyers could argue that their mental age is much less. This happened when a guy I knew at college had sex with an 18 year old down syndrome girl and was charged with statuary rape.
I remember this. All of my wut. That's precisely the problem with the regressive left: Bringing everyone else down, so nobody has an advantage and everyone is equally miserable.
MFW she is most likely to vote for Trump. She suddenly became 400x better.
Well I guess eating food is also an advantage over African kids then huh
>9 year old
>wants to excercize
>instead of playing video games
I truly don't know how I feel about this. On one hand, he's (hopefully) going to be outside and not infront of the idiot box as much. On the other hand.. WHY IS A NINE YEAR OLD CONCERNED ABOUT HIS BODY IMAGE??
You are right we should get a campaign going for this like #stravingforAfrica where people should stop feeding their kids in solidarity with all the under privileged kids in Africa.
Looking at the fact that the US has a population of 360million and how fucking advanced their technology is, I doubt that back in the days there was such a MASSIVE number of people living there.