Yeah, the cringe part is that this article had to exist in the first place
Technology isn't ready now - just wait - in about 50 years there may be the first humanoids servant bots.
anime and bronies are not exclusive to /b/... unfortunately
honestly I try to be nice about shit like that, but it's just so cringe. Unfortunately my last two roommates have been into anime, or been a brony, my current one has a pony plushie
knew the first dude, he wasn't like that when we met and decided to be roommates, but by the last year he got really into it. The last roommate was set up by the apartment complex I'm at after my last roommate had to move and I didn't have anyone else and needed someone on the lease.
It's whatever, they pay rent, and I just ignore them. Just kind of sucks to not have a roommate that I'd actually wanna hang out with
Sweet jesus, we're fucked.
> I want my mummy at this point
This just makes me sad as fuck. What if that was your son? He obviously thinks he's so worthless that he's coming up with impossible scenarios in which he's needed by the society and the people around him. This boy has given up on life and has no confidence what so ever.
>i hate her
not ylyl, but if it was, i would've lost hard 9 lines in.
Take this in return: tailspin, manages to get the nose up, and then fiery plummet into the earth.
WOOOOOOOAAAHHHHH DUUUUUUUUDES ISS MANY PACTURES OF THE NIKED WOMANS
I MANY CUMMMMMMS
It's a kind of sea worm
Literally the last thing you should do in a hostage situation. Do these people think real life is like fucking naruto. You're not gonna pull some secrete powerful jutsu, you're just gonna get shot in the face and die like a faggot.
Oh wow, I think I just found out what happened there.
>sons bday coming up
>father says he's bringing him to a place he'd like
>son thought animecon
>its a fucking hooters
>MODS, MODS, MODS, BAN THIS CUCK
Says the spastic yelling Mods.
You tumblr kids and your screaming.
Just report the post if you have to act like a cunt and move on.
You probably don't even know how to do that.
The attack with anything you have advice is usually for a situation where people are being killing, not hostages. If you're locked in a room with 30 people and your captor is killing you off one by one, you might as well attack with anything you have. If there is no way to escape, it's always best to try to defend your life. The implication is that escape is not possible at that point.
because we did, faggot. funded the rebuilding of germany, japan and italy (and helped write their new bills of rights) as well as providing relief to france and the u.k.... so, y'know. you're welcome.
Word by word, you could almost hear the sound where your shield tries regenerate in Halo.
i really used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
>Be me a 20 year old cis white male with a degree in African Drum Circle Theory
>Decide to take my polyamorous non-binary significant other (who has a masters on women's studies) on a vacation to Europe
>get off the plane
>that makes me hungry
>go to the nearest restaurant and ask the man at the register for some fish and chips
>he tells me there is no fish and chips and instead hands me a menu for the finest Syrian cuisine
>turn to my wife to ask her what diarrhea she would like to order
>she is too busy being raped by six dirty men to answer
>order my pick of diarrhea
>watch as the man at the register literally shits his feces onto some flatbread
>take my food to a table
>my wife has to eat at a special section just for women outside in the hot sun
>"how progressive!" I exclaim
>While eating my feces I can't help but grin from the delicious flavor
>hear gunshots followed by an explosion
>fear for my significant other's safety
>go outside to check on her
>sigh in relief as she is just being safely raped by 12 angry men screaming "Allahu Akbar!" as they cum into every one of her orifice
>turn to go back into the restaurant to eat my food
>struggle to find my food among the feces and blood that has spilled everywhere because of the exploded bodies
>decide to leave and take my significant other with me
>get blown up
>go to our hotel
>pay for our room
>take the elevator into our room
>significant other is raped by 2 men in the elevator
>go into our room
>take the Holy Quran out from the drawer beside our bed
>read it and then pray to Allah
>go to sleep
>have a nightmare of Donald Trump trying to convince me that I should be the only one fucking my wife
>wake up relived to see my wife in bed with me being fucked by a man who had broken into our room
>go on phone, feeling like trolling some of those evil bigoted /b/tards
>"You fucking Americans think you can just shoot and cheeseburger your way out of everything. Pathetic."
This wikihow is fucking hilarious.
Lets all vote on this.
How the fuck is having a large hard drive cringe?
mere walking is cringeworthy too
Ugh stop saying 'we' you fucking faggot. You had nothing to do with it
and even if you did, then 'you' only showed up when you had a fucking
stake in it so stop embarrassing yourself.
But again, it wasn't 'you' and it wasn't 'us'. It was our fucking ancestors who
were from a time when you actually had to be hard shit.
People like you are why the entire world cringes at us.
ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS WAS THIS!? I'M NOT EVEN MAD
>18 litres of liquid-ket grade cheap cider
>hiking in the wilderness
>all having a good time
Honestly, if this qualifies as cringe just because one of them is autistic enough to wear an MLP shirt, this is weak. Or am I missing something?
implying cheezborger isnt awesome.
sorry bro, im murrikan as i gets and russia won world war 2 by sheer attrition. they got punched in the face repeatedly until the axis couldnt swing anymore. ww2 russia was based. too bad they're being dicks now.
>She texts me later saying I'm problematic and misogynistic
This. So much this. Im murikan and this shit pisses me off. Especially with all that "U.S.A! U.S.A!" bullshit.
I love my country but you can not deny 90% of the population is retarded.
Russians and British did all the real fighting, you guys just came in a cleaned up the mess. You are like janitors or that character in the movie who everyone hates who does nothing and gets all the credit
how can the shelves support the weight of all that cringe
topkek at those filenames
'Merican here. he speaks the truth cept putting the
Brits losses on the same level as the massive losses the Russians faced is misleading as fuck. not that iwo jima was fun or anything..