Waifu Claiming Thread - Shameless Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>show your legs to Yume
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sayaka claimed.
Best type moon claimed.
>claiming yume
ITT: Post your waifu legs to participate for the title
>best waifu legs
Bright good morning to all! Claiming my girl amy.
heil lord ilpalazzo
Moogi claim
>>679641438
>show your legs to Yume
All my cute little Moko leg pictures are on my desktop.
Akiko claim
>>679641110
>off by one quads
Must be fucking hard living with these interests in a muslim country, even though I'm sure it's not taken as seriously as the media tells us
Yea idk here in Belgium most girls are either full barbie doll or around 4-6/10 and black girls still look like men with long hair
So does anyone know you're into traps and your waifu and all that stuff?
>>679641153
>tfw won't ever feel these thighs around my
>>679641438
Senpai is here
Best German CV claimed
>>679641591
>Waifu legs
>easy
>>679641591
still here
>>679641259
>not even giving me a (You)
https://youtu.be/N2ryDXEKnXw
>>679641591
Now in decent res.
>>679641712
Will Senpai ever learn to not save thumbnails?
>>679641591
I got you covered in the rules
>>679641500
This is almost as cold as the claw.
>>679641500
>>679641546
>>679641591
>>679641627
>>679641640
>>679641663
>>679641683
>>679641701
>>679641712
>>679641762
>>679641771
>>679641783
>>679641804
Welcome back everyone, make yourselves at home o/
claimerino
>>679641856
Hello Chen-chan! How are you today?
claiming shiina
>>679641935
hello anon!
fine
how about yoU?!
>>679641861
Too lewd!
Aight gentlemen
Daily survey: most enjoyable nyanpasu edition
What's your favorite children's book? Dr. Seuss kinda stuff.
>>679641804
I know, I know, but trying to reply to multiple posts on mobile is fucking annoying. And I don't know if you have ever used a windows phone, but these devices are straight garbage.
>IE
>no flash
>can't view WebMs in browser, must DL and play in <<<<<V L C>>>>>
>VLC
>JUST
Pic related is what I want to do to my phone.
>>679641783
Fake Mugi??
>>679642096
3lewd5you
>>679642145
Probably Dr Suess stuff
>>679641867
>>679642038
>so cute
I am fine, thank you Chen, although I feel a little down because of the shitty weather.
Not sure I can do my gardening work this way..
>>679642096
There's nothing lewd about getting an icecream after waking up in your nightshirt.
>>679641701
>mfw I have exclusive rights to that gif
Welcome back 2.0 etc
>>679641856
>>679641861
>>679641935
>>679641966
>>679642145
A compilation of Hans Christian Anderson stories.
>>679641867
yes thank you but its a contest and if anybody wants the title they need to show me their waifus legs and before I go to sleep I will award the winner so nobody who is asleep right now can't say he didn't have a chance
>>679642233
Dub dubs
And nigga pick one
Probably fox in socks for me
>renge
>>679641701
calling lebanon a muslim country is a huge stretch. It's basically christian/muslim split in the middle and everyone is at least a bit religious except my generation and under.
people have an idea about the animus but I'm really good at pretending to be a normie so nobody cares.
My parents live in saudi arabia and I used to live there. Literally 0 fucking hope of ever finding a girl that I like as they're not allowed to show off their body and the religious po po crack down on that kind of shit.
I'm not into traps more than girls but I wouldn't mind a super feminine trap.
>tfw can't snuggle and play vidya with someone
What about you tho? Anyone about to discover your secret weeb identity?
>>679642145
Call me a faggot but I loved darren shan's garbage.
>>679642358
I don't see myself winning this but for the sake of participation...
Hey guys what's going on in this thre-
>>679642358
best thing I have
>>679642366
Fuck
Green Eggs and Ham I guess
>>679642096
That is the perfect amount of lewd.
That is like you wake up to find your waifu wearing your shirt and only your shirt lewd.
>>679642358
please don't think lewd thought about her
>>679642503
AW
Tatsuta claimed.
>Lurking hard while watching anime.
>>679642571
SHIT
>>679642627
What are you watching Tatsie?
Frosted Butts
>I'm going bliiiiiind
>>679642471
It's totally ignorant to call it a muslim country tbqh fam, but I respect you for not calling it out like me.
I honestly hope your country remains 'stable'.
It's one of the few remaining ones where Christians and Muslims actually coexist in peace.
.. but I don't want to start a politics debate. lol
>>679642172
Is clover available for Windows phone? If not then you're out of luck.
I really hope we get a dedicated 4chan app soon. But Hiro has already said no to that.
We have /y/ and /e/ to thank for that.
>>679642686
This is my progress from this new season. Today is the day when I get caught up with most of them. Are you watching anything this season?
-Tatsie
>>679642471
Since I'm actually a 7-8/10 (source from r8 threads) most people don't care too much about it. Some 5/10 weebs idolize me and try to use me as a posterboy sometimes. I'm pretty private about it though, not the whole in-your-face attitude
I would actually like a trap friend since I'm way into butt stuff and legs but only if super passable
For vidya I actually have some bros from Italy and palestine so you'd fit right in
12
>>679642728
Unless you are talking about a digital clock app, no.
>>679642843
My hometown is the Vatican City
>>679642843
Where you at akiko?
I've never trusted r8 threads and that's the only reason I refuse to post there so I have no idea where I am on the scale
Good morning thread. Anyone got any exciting plans for the day?
>>679643021
>>679642471
>>679642725
Sorry I'm totally ignorant on most political and religious topics
Really glad your situation isn't too bad then I guess
>>679642792
Not really, but thats cuz i got into anime not too long ago and still have plenty to catch up. Im choosing what to watch next now tho.
>>679643037
Clean the entire house, work out, plant begonias in the garden path out front, paint the dining room
>renge
>>679642792
Can't watch shiiiiit this season but I really wanted to check out Hero Academy and Flying Witch, read a few chapters of Flying Witch on /a/ and was instantly comfy sitting on a wooden chair.
>>679643037
I'm go to the Record Store in a few to get some LPs an EPs other than that nothing.
>>679643037
Some work on an assigment and probably start another Dark Souls 3 character
>>679643037
Eat pizza
Play vidya
Finish Tamako Market
>>679643187
Get the Love Collection by the Neighbourhood or maybe Thank You or Im Sorry
>>679643037
No.
>>679643025
just make sure you timestamp and change the url f the pic, make sure background is empty
I got r8ed about a week ago, some grill (confirmed 8/10) even gave me her sanpchat
I tend to leave long periods of time between r8s so people forget about me
>>679642725
>'stable"
there's literally no better way to phrase that, kek.
>>679642843
>weebs idolize me and try to use me as a posterboy sometimes.
damn, nice.
Sadly I can't play most vidya since internet is unstable as shit and any long games result in a loss unless I get carried. Hearthstone is the only thing I can constantly play. It still hurts when I'm one star off rank 3 and disconnect though.
What do you play?
D-don't worry about me. I'm just claiming.
>>679643353
Oh, I don't mean like that. I just mean I don't trust that as an accurate rating system. Then again, I don't suppose there's anything better.
>renge
>>679643127
>i got into anime not too long ago and still have plenty to catch up
I envy you. You have such a good time ahead of you. If you are ever in need of a recommendation let me know. I haven't watched too much, but I have a few hundred shows under my belt.
>>679643185
>Can't watch shiiiiit this season
Too busy being alive? I've been there if that's the case. I'll delve into Flying Witch in a few hours. I've heard some good things about it. Really looking forward to see if DEEN fucked Swagamoto or if I'm in for a good time.
>>679643344
I meant this and I already own those on CD.
http://www.recordstoreday.com/SpecialReleases
Happy Record Store Day folks!
>>679643601
No, only my phone has internet.
>>679643169
And download TF 2 :^) Someone's busy.
>>679643187
Noice. Anything in particular? Also who buys music?
>>679643232
Dubs acknowledged. Responsible/10.
>>679643236
Living the dream I see. Good for you Mugi.
>>679643345
Me either ;-;
>>679643470
>idolize
mostly just means I'm tagged in all of their pictures on facebook
Sorry about your shitty internet, my Palestinebro has the same thing. We used to play tf2 and Dota 2 a lot but lately I've been wasting my time on Dying Light
>>679643538
yea you have a point there
Let's just say by /b/ standards I rate this high
>>679643854
Thanks for the reminder famalam
>>679643489
B-but Nano, If we don't, then how will you know we care?
>>679643744
>only my phone has internet.
F
Why even live?
>I jest, keep living
>>679643601
I think I understand you, I haven't watched much yet I already wish I could forget some of them to watch again.
Im choosing between starting the Macross series, fate or steins;gate.
Im kinda looking for a story with feels and action since the last I watched was comedy.
>>679643854
Whatever I can find/afford from this list.
http://www.recordstoreday.com/SpecialReleases
>who buys music
>2016
>listening to music
>>679643988
Watch macross; read thee visual novels for S;G and Fate
Cirno claimed.
Now I leave for greater pastures.
Can I claim ASSuna?
>inb4 sao is shit
Yeah well tell that to the head she gave kirito in chapter 13.5.
>>679643880
>dota 2
fuck. in another life we could have been best bros
>>679644174
>used to
That was some time ago now, realized how cancerous and anti-fun MOBA's are
>>679644037
>2020-5+1
>having ears
>mfw I have no face
Hehe
Froggy waifu4laifu
Im not dead yet
>>679644172
I like SAO Asuna.
Haven't seen SAO2 yet, though.
>>679644172
Sao was shit story wise , but you are still welcome
>>679643969
Look at my little Kouhai being so gentle
>bout to make it rain!
>>679644613
Morning froggo
What are you up to today?
>>679644432
>>679644613
Hey you guys, how are you doing?
>>679644959
>mfw senpai notices me
>mfw she makes it rain
>mfw it actually started raining just now
>>679644354
>2012+4
>not listening to superior 320 kbps format for the best music listening experience
>>>/p/lebs >>>/out/
>>679645161
>made it rain
>>679645200
What is FLAC?
>>679644977
Just dropped my lady off at a driving class and now im home playing Warframe
Juvia :3
>>679645200
>41388.48/20.53
>actively oppressing my right of choice
>not acknowledging my triggers
>being a white male
>>679645591
Driving class? Where are you and how old is she?
Also internally read that as m'lady.
Wassup guys
>>679641591
>
>>679642145
Any fairy tale books
>>679645161
>file name
Kek
Allgood homie. Just woke up. Enjoying you Saturday?
>>679645591
I've only played warframe for a week before the repetitiveness almost stopped my heart because it was less repetitive and my brain couldn't handle that
What's so fun about if?
>>679645725
Renge why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QjvKP4fYgE&ab_channel=Quatroking
>PS ocean man
>>679645824
>Little filename quirk noticed
I've been coding a bit but I'm taking it slow. You got any plans for today?
>>679645406
I prefer 320kbps to be honest.
>>679645657
>last year + 1
>assuming I identify as a white male
ISHYGDDT
>>679645836
Playing with friends in void missions and helping with clans is usually fun. Keeps the game from insane as it is already. There's also space mission where you gets to move in 3 dimensions
did thread slow down?
>>679646011
Fucking
God dammit Tomoko
>>679646237
Destiny is waaaay cooler
>>679646324
I think people are just getting food, it's that time again
>>679641438
You have good tastes anon.
sayaka is the best girl from madoka magica.
>>679646037
Maybe go on youtube and waste my life away for the day, find new bands to listen to
>>679646204
I prefer it too, much smaller in size and better compatibility, but you can't deny it has more quality.
>>679646441
Speaking of food
I need some badly
>>679646204
Gg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc3LFIEEH2M&ab_channel=EunosKawaii
Only the dead can know peace from these memes
>>679646440
Never played it before
>>679646440
2cute4me
>>679646455
Sounds like a plan. What kind of music are you into?
>>679646679
I've got some chicken legs and leftover spaghetti so I won't go hungry just yet
>>679647065
Waaaaat?
How?
Why?
>>679646455
I can send you the playlist I'm making for Tomoko that's just full of random shit I know lel
Still only maybe a quarter of the way done with it though
>>679646781
All these memes.
https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
>>679646586
I guess, FLAC and 320 kbps are nothing but shitty memes at this point, Which is a shame because I do store a lot of my song in those formats.
>>679647266
Put U R Wat U Eat by Jesse Rutherford
>>679646336
After I Switch this Sonata I want you to roll the Dice and Latch on to my Raptor, it tastes like Candyman.
My lady doodled me a froggy waif <3
>>679647376
Pls no. Renge sent that to me last night and I'm still recovering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FQtGJjYkSY&ab_channel=Plumface-sama
>>679647618
Reminds me of my old girlfriend
>>679647722
/f/ucking memes, right?
https://youtu.be/D4v7QnBEJVw
I'm going now.
Heynow!
>>679647946
The game.
>>679647946
Bye Tits. Goodl uck at the store!
>>679647097
Some rock, rap, classical, epic, and a bit of country. Would listing a few bands narrow down on what would be recommended?
>>679647230
Eh I'm a loser
>>679647266
Sounds great. Maybe I'll like some of it
>>679648060
Morning
>>679647914
Im here for you ill be your new waif
Breaking out my cello
>>679648460
Also i realised Slick Rick has a weird british accent
>>679644316
>anti-fun
what did he mean by this
boom
>>679648184
Good morning my qt's.
How's everyone doing?
Ok guys I'm out for some time, see y'all tonight
>>679649413
Good, wbu anon!
Picked up a copy of Heart Gold today, I remember SS as my fave pokemon game and I'm looking forward to getting though it. The start is a bit slow but it should pick up by gym 2.
>>679649390
MOBA's totally destroy the point of games
When your game is over you feel more stressed out than before, even when you win
It's not really fun or relaxing
>>679649557
>nacho cheese Doritos
>pleb
>>679649412
Mugi calm down.
Gimme a song.
>>679649691
only the best for dorito-head waifu
>>679649522
>>679649669
ah oki
bye bye!
>>679649730
Um
Fuck Shit Stack by Reggie Watts
>>679649413
Doing fine. You?
>>679649522
Night
>>679649557
4th gen was awesome and had best OSTs, combined with 2nd its pure awesomeness. Also pls bring back pokés following you
>>679649801
Cool Ranch masterrace
>>679649838
Thank you but I was looking for something to play.
Claimed the cutest
Also check em
>>679649522
BaiBai Kouhai
>>679649997
Oh
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter :^)
>>679650001
What in the hell is that thing
#DFC
>>679650156
Hell yeah son.
>>679650244
DFC?
>>679649965
Nacho is better
>literally noone likes uncool ranch
>>679650455
Fucking 3dpd
>>679650415
D.F.C.
>>679649555
>>679649855
I just woke up so I'm a little groggy. Decided to opt for a wake and bake. Now I'm just cozy in bed ogling the waifu's.
>>679650415
DFC
F
C
>>679650156
Mugi upload your dank origionals
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18zg1N8RkBG
>>679650580
>>679650703
DFC 4 LIFE
>>679650654
Same
>>679650550
cool ranch masterrace bro
>>679650654
Thats always a nice way to start the day. Hope it helps you get ideas for sum sick waifu montages.
>>679650918
I can't
My laptop is fucked and you found out you can't upload from iPhone
>>679651582
That's fucked
Mixtape
-Children's Story
-West Coast
-U R Wat U Eat
-Stressed Out
-Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach
-Clint Eastwood
-Dirty Harry
-No Grey
>>679651009
Couldn't post for a while because captcha was nonexistent
https://open.spotify.com/user/relativeevil/playlist/6dLMgnNazvD0PLz5c5eMWe
No cohesive theme and still very much a WIP but here's some random shit I know
>renge
Buy muh mixtape
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QWV9PZSRz7
>>679651680
>Clint Eastwood
>not feel good inc