Waifu Claiming Thread - Shameless Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>show your legs to Yume
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
ITT: Post your waifu legs to participate for the title
>best waifu legs
Bright good morning to all! Claiming my girl amy.
>show your legs to Yume
All my cute little Moko leg pictures are on my desktop.
>off by one quads
Must be fucking hard living with these interests in a muslim country, even though I'm sure it's not taken as seriously as the media tells us
Yea idk here in Belgium most girls are either full barbie doll or around 4-6/10 and black girls still look like men with long hair
So does anyone know you're into traps and your waifu and all that stuff?
>tfw won't ever feel these thighs around my
Best German CV claimed
>not even giving me a (You)
Now in decent res.
Will Senpai ever learn to not save thumbnails?
I got you covered in the rules
This is almost as cold as the claw.
Welcome back everyone, make yourselves at home o/
Hello Chen-chan! How are you today?
Daily survey: most enjoyable nyanpasu edition
What's your favorite children's book? Dr. Seuss kinda stuff.
I know, I know, but trying to reply to multiple posts on mobile is fucking annoying. And I don't know if you have ever used a windows phone, but these devices are straight garbage.
>can't view WebMs in browser, must DL and play in <<<<<V L C>>>>>
Pic related is what I want to do to my phone.
Probably Dr Suess stuff
I am fine, thank you Chen, although I feel a little down because of the shitty weather.
Not sure I can do my gardening work this way..
There's nothing lewd about getting an icecream after waking up in your nightshirt.
>mfw I have exclusive rights to that gif
Welcome back 2.0 etc
A compilation of Hans Christian Anderson stories.
yes thank you but its a contest and if anybody wants the title they need to show me their waifus legs and before I go to sleep I will award the winner so nobody who is asleep right now can't say he didn't have a chance
calling lebanon a muslim country is a huge stretch. It's basically christian/muslim split in the middle and everyone is at least a bit religious except my generation and under.
people have an idea about the animus but I'm really good at pretending to be a normie so nobody cares.
My parents live in saudi arabia and I used to live there. Literally 0 fucking hope of ever finding a girl that I like as they're not allowed to show off their body and the religious po po crack down on that kind of shit.
I'm not into traps more than girls but I wouldn't mind a super feminine trap.
>tfw can't snuggle and play vidya with someone
What about you tho? Anyone about to discover your secret weeb identity?
Call me a faggot but I loved darren shan's garbage.
I don't see myself winning this but for the sake of participation...
Hey guys what's going on in this thre-
best thing I have
Green Eggs and Ham I guess
That is the perfect amount of lewd.
That is like you wake up to find your waifu wearing your shirt and only your shirt lewd.
please don't think lewd thought about her
>Lurking hard while watching anime.
>I'm going bliiiiiind
It's totally ignorant to call it a muslim country tbqh fam, but I respect you for not calling it out like me.
I honestly hope your country remains 'stable'.
It's one of the few remaining ones where Christians and Muslims actually coexist in peace.
.. but I don't want to start a politics debate. lol
Is clover available for Windows phone? If not then you're out of luck.
I really hope we get a dedicated 4chan app soon. But Hiro has already said no to that.
We have /y/ and /e/ to thank for that.
This is my progress from this new season. Today is the day when I get caught up with most of them. Are you watching anything this season?
Since I'm actually a 7-8/10 (source from r8 threads) most people don't care too much about it. Some 5/10 weebs idolize me and try to use me as a posterboy sometimes. I'm pretty private about it though, not the whole in-your-face attitude
I would actually like a trap friend since I'm way into butt stuff and legs but only if super passable
For vidya I actually have some bros from Italy and palestine so you'd fit right in
Unless you are talking about a digital clock app, no.
Where you at akiko?
I've never trusted r8 threads and that's the only reason I refuse to post there so I have no idea where I am on the scale
Good morning thread. Anyone got any exciting plans for the day?
Sorry I'm totally ignorant on most political and religious topics
Really glad your situation isn't too bad then I guess
Not really, but thats cuz i got into anime not too long ago and still have plenty to catch up. Im choosing what to watch next now tho.
Can't watch shiiiiit this season but I really wanted to check out Hero Academy and Flying Witch, read a few chapters of Flying Witch on /a/ and was instantly comfy sitting on a wooden chair.
I'm go to the Record Store in a few to get some LPs an EPs other than that nothing.
Some work on an assigment and probably start another Dark Souls 3 character
Finish Tamako Market
Get the Love Collection by the Neighbourhood or maybe Thank You or Im Sorry
just make sure you timestamp and change the url f the pic, make sure background is empty
I got r8ed about a week ago, some grill (confirmed 8/10) even gave me her sanpchat
I tend to leave long periods of time between r8s so people forget about me
there's literally no better way to phrase that, kek.
>weebs idolize me and try to use me as a posterboy sometimes.
Sadly I can't play most vidya since internet is unstable as shit and any long games result in a loss unless I get carried. Hearthstone is the only thing I can constantly play. It still hurts when I'm one star off rank 3 and disconnect though.
What do you play?
>i got into anime not too long ago and still have plenty to catch up
I envy you. You have such a good time ahead of you. If you are ever in need of a recommendation let me know. I haven't watched too much, but I have a few hundred shows under my belt.
>Can't watch shiiiiit this season
Too busy being alive? I've been there if that's the case. I'll delve into Flying Witch in a few hours. I've heard some good things about it. Really looking forward to see if DEEN fucked Swagamoto or if I'm in for a good time.
I meant this and I already own those on CD.
Happy Record Store Day folks!
No, only my phone has internet.
And download TF 2 :^) Someone's busy.
Noice. Anything in particular? Also who buys music?
Dubs acknowledged. Responsible/10.
Living the dream I see. Good for you Mugi.
Me either ;-;
mostly just means I'm tagged in all of their pictures on facebook
Sorry about your shitty internet, my Palestinebro has the same thing. We used to play tf2 and Dota 2 a lot but lately I've been wasting my time on Dying Light
yea you have a point there
Let's just say by /b/ standards I rate this high
B-but Nano, If we don't, then how will you know we care?
>only my phone has internet.
Why even live?
>I jest, keep living
I think I understand you, I haven't watched much yet I already wish I could forget some of them to watch again.
Im choosing between starting the Macross series, fate or steins;gate.
Im kinda looking for a story with feels and action since the last I watched was comedy.
Whatever I can find/afford from this list.
>who buys music
>listening to music
Watch macross; read thee visual novels for S;G and Fate
Can I claim ASSuna?
>inb4 sao is shit
Yeah well tell that to the head she gave kirito in chapter 13.5.
fuck. in another life we could have been best bros
That was some time ago now, realized how cancerous and anti-fun MOBA's are
Im not dead yet
Look at my little Kouhai being so gentle
>bout to make it rain!
What are you up to today?
Hey you guys, how are you doing?
>mfw senpai notices me
>mfw she makes it rain
>mfw it actually started raining just now
>not listening to superior 320 kbps format for the best music listening experience
Just dropped my lady off at a driving class and now im home playing Warframe
Driving class? Where are you and how old is she?
Also internally read that as m'lady.
Any fairy tale books
Allgood homie. Just woke up. Enjoying you Saturday?
I've only played warframe for a week before the repetitiveness almost stopped my heart because it was less repetitive and my brain couldn't handle that
What's so fun about if?
>PS ocean man
>Little filename quirk noticed
I've been coding a bit but I'm taking it slow. You got any plans for today?
I prefer 320kbps to be honest.
>last year + 1
>assuming I identify as a white male
Playing with friends in void missions and helping with clans is usually fun. Keeps the game from insane as it is already. There's also space mission where you gets to move in 3 dimensions
I think people are just getting food, it's that time again
Maybe go on youtube and waste my life away for the day, find new bands to listen to
I prefer it too, much smaller in size and better compatibility, but you can't deny it has more quality.
Only the dead can know peace from these memes
Never played it before
Sounds like a plan. What kind of music are you into?
I've got some chicken legs and leftover spaghetti so I won't go hungry just yet
I can send you the playlist I'm making for Tomoko that's just full of random shit I know lel
Still only maybe a quarter of the way done with it though
All these memes.
I guess, FLAC and 320 kbps are nothing but shitty memes at this point, Which is a shame because I do store a lot of my song in those formats.
My lady doodled me a froggy waif <3
Pls no. Renge sent that to me last night and I'm still recovering.
/f/ucking memes, right?
I'm going now.
Some rock, rap, classical, epic, and a bit of country. Would listing a few bands narrow down on what would be recommended?
Eh I'm a loser
Sounds great. Maybe I'll like some of it
Im here for you ill be your new waif
Also i realised Slick Rick has a weird british accent
Good morning my qt's.
How's everyone doing?
Ok guys I'm out for some time, see y'all tonight
Picked up a copy of Heart Gold today, I remember SS as my fave pokemon game and I'm looking forward to getting though it. The start is a bit slow but it should pick up by gym 2.
MOBA's totally destroy the point of games
When your game is over you feel more stressed out than before, even when you win
It's not really fun or relaxing
Mugi calm down.
Gimme a song.
only the best for dorito-head waifu
Doing fine. You?
4th gen was awesome and had best OSTs, combined with 2nd its pure awesomeness. Also pls bring back pokés following you
Claimed the cutest
Also check em
Nacho is better
>literally noone likes uncool ranch
I just woke up so I'm a little groggy. Decided to opt for a wake and bake. Now I'm just cozy in bed ogling the waifu's.
Mugi upload your dank origionals
Thats always a nice way to start the day. Hope it helps you get ideas for sum sick waifu montages.
My laptop is fucked and you found out you can't upload from iPhone
-U R Wat U Eat
-Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach
Couldn't post for a while because captcha was nonexistent
No cohesive theme and still very much a WIP but here's some random shit I know