You pick a superpower other anon find a weakness I'll

>>679547017
OP's Mom

>>679547017
invisibility

>>679547017
Weakness: you can only see things related to troughs. You'd probably be blind other than that.

manipulating reality

>>679547076
Weakness: everytime you go invisible your dick gets 1 cm shorter

The ability to fly

>>679547158
Weakness: limited to what you're paying attention to, and your level of cognizance. You probably wouldn't be able to manipulate the reality of a burrowing animal a foot under you unless you knew it was there.

>>679547413

Like that matters, after 4 times then theres no weakness

ESP

>>679547739
Until it gets so small it creates a rip in the time and space continium

shape shifter

>>679547666
but i can manipulate reality so that i can surpass that weakness

>>679547633
Weakness: You're at the mercy of the weather.

Super Good Luck.

>>679548201
youre schizophrenic

>>679548201
you get sent to a high school where everybody has to murder each other because a sexy psychopath manipulating a robot bear told you to

>>679548075
So you can manipulate reality faster than a human mind can comprehend basically everything instantaneously?
You were the kid who always said he dodged the bullet or refused to die when your friends played guns, weren't you?

>>679547958
But you can only become polygonal forms like those found on a 90s console.

Ability to manipulate probability.

>>679547017
the ability to see into the future

>>679548593
you're a woman

>>679548593
You can only manipulate in increments of 50% and exceeding 0% or 100% permanently produces the inverse of the desired effect.

>>679547413
What's a cm?

Fem Being outside of my body can manipulate matter through my hands

>>679548815
only able to remember how many cats you seen in your vision

>>679548201
Only in Nebraska

>>679548839
cum master

Invincibility

>>679548815
Only the future of Nebraska

>>679548944
Super good luck in Nebraska is experiencing one season per week.

>can cause an explosion simply by pointing index finger and saying "bang!"

>>679549014
But you can't move

>>679548956
But how does a dick get "cum master" smaller?

I guess it doesn't.

>>679548430
And some baseball player kills your gril because she's about to kill you.

>>679549072
can only talk in sign language

>>679549072
Explosions are too large to survive

File: 1437989734188.jpg (123KB, 617x828px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 617x828px

ability to cum on command

>>679549072
But only in the cornfields of Nebraska

>>679549182
still cant pull out properly

i get anything by just saying the name of it

File: 1457914865236.gif (2MB, 348x323px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 348x323px

>>679547145
nice

>>679549257
You can only say Nebraska

>>679549257
You can only say spam and niggers

>>679547076
You can only become invisible when nobody's looking.

Change others' perception of time.

>>679549257
but the last thing you get, disappears. you can only wish for one thing at a time

You can always revive yourself after death, into your own body or as a new baby child

>>679549397
Inb4 Nebraska

i have a magical frying pan that creates food out of water

Can change my tits to whatever the guy im fucking wants

>>679549397
but you never know what time it is

>>679548917
can i at least remember what they look like?

>>679549397
But only if they live in Kearney

>>679549507
you have to post tits in this thread to do it

>what if thread 404s
then you're fucked

Ability to manipulate electricity

Well my power is to stop time and move around you frozen pieces of shit.

Dont care i lose 1year of life each hour i use it. Fuck you all.

>>679549507
but you are grow a dick when you do it

File: svu.jpg (76KB, 1600x746px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 1600x746px

>>679547818
N

>>679549504
The frying pan is extremely magnetic and can't be moved safely

the power to control probability

>>679549455
as soon as you die, you are only ever born into teenage white girls who were fucked by niggers and forced into an abortion

>>679548839
Centimeter fucking Amerifat

>>679549455
The child has Autism

>>679548838
So then you just double your goal.

>>679549594
but only at the level of 0.001 volts

>>679549455
only if you die in Nebraska

Can shit $USD

>>679548201
For everyone who's in close proximity to you, but never for yourself.

>>679549594
but everytime you do, it melts your fingers inch by inch

>>679549664
That doesn't even make sense. It contradicts the original ability. Learn how to do shit faggot.

>>679548815
You only see old people fucking.

Hacking electronics at will

>>679549504
but its always past its use by date

>>679549182
only when in Nebraska

>>679549745
Learn to logic

>>679549605
as soon as you stop time, you can never start it ever again

>>679549769
always constipated.

the power of money

>>679549504
water must be collected in Nebraska

>>679549594
Only in Nebraska

>>679549769
for a tax

>>679549605
When you freeze time, you can't manipulate any object, including people

>>679548815
only so far in to the future that you have time to say 'i knew that was going to happen'

>>679549900
only your own electronics

>>679549900
but only works on penguin club

>>679549649
fucking lost hard

>>679549507
only if he's from Nebraska

>>679549900
The electronics believe you're they're father upon using your power and will forever seek you.

>>679547017

FARTS

>>679549955
>>679549966
>>679549977
>>679550055

dubs thead

>>679549257
It's completely random, as in, any word in any sentence you say is fair game. E.g. if you say downs syndrome and your power just kicked in at that moment, then that's what you get.

The ability to make people cum just by looking at them only if they don't share your bloodline.

i can achieve dubs at any time

>>679549961
The money is all printed by the Nebraskan Separatist Party

>>679549841
it means youre stuck in a paradox you stupid fucking nigger. youre born, then aborted endlessly

>>679548907
wtf does this even say?

>Being really good at cs go

File: 1446238971555.jpg (23KB, 399x484px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 399x484px

>>679549943
Kek. That is why you dont know who your father is.

>>679550152
no one can smell nor hear them

>>679549769
food that activates the power must be prepared in Nebraska

>>679549900
Only in Nebraska

File: Emperor-of-Mankind-472x274.jpg (51KB, 472x274px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 472x274px

Being the zenith of human evolution

>>679550216
oh silly, im white :)

>>679550206
Broke all the time from rolling crates and a mountain dew addiction that makes your tits sweat.

>>679548430
I know that game...

>>679550008
Just watch you insert you bank pin number etc etc etc.

Sorry faggot still mine is Best.

>>679550206
but you don't have good internet

>>679550327
only being able to converse with those less knowledgeable than you

>>679548815
everything you see becomes cemented and you cannot change the outcome at all

File: Untitled.jpg (369KB, 1191x670px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 1191x670px

>>679549165

>>679550206
Only in Nebraska

>>679549675
We use cm in America eurofag

>geez

>>679550327
lesser humans hunt you for your ivory

>>679549605
when you use your ability, Nebraska and all its inhabitants keep functioning at normal speed

the power make america great again

File: 46.png (406KB, 380x511px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 380x511px

Be able to shit mountains

You Can always teleport in Nebraska

>>679550605
Only in nebraska

I can rename planet Earth as Nebraska, and then rule over it.

No need for sleep, never.

>>679550605
everyone has to wear a toupee

>>679550605
youre jfk

>>679549182
you don't have genitalia

>>679550652
once

File: 1460660100581.jpg (5KB, 219x230px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 219x230px

>>679550666

>>679547145
Kek

>>679550185
...and if they're from Nebraska

>>679550666
Only in nebraska

>>679550666
youre in hell

File: smallloanofamillion.jpg (371KB, 689x786px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 689x786px

>>679550589
Only been to NY...

Dont care for rednecks... But go Trump

>>679550711
You would be an outcast and burned alive over sub conscious jealousy

Being able to put all non-white minorities in nebraska

>>679550681
Rule it with all the other Nebraskins

>>679549397
you realize slowly that time is only an illusion and your power is meaningless

>>679549085
It cums so hard it gets shorter.

Now it's harder choice.

>>679550652
in Nebraska

>>679550494
ability to have duck teeth

>>679550666
Oh shit the trips

Shape shifting
>inb4 Nebraska

>>679550710
But you grow more and more tired

The ability to convince any girl to do anal

>>679550187
But never trips or 69

>>679550681
Only in Alaska

the power of thick mushroom penis and big cums
inb4 Nebraska

File: book-about-faggots_o_760814-1.jpg (159KB, 427x951px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 427x951px

>>679547072
The power to make OP not a huge faggot

>>679551034
It takes you 10 years

>Ability to suppress weaknesess

>>679551016
damnit!
I'll get you some day...

>>679551034
Corn on dick every time

File: 1430872443138.jpg (6KB, 213x144px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 213x144px

>>679547076
but anon, I already am invisible

>>679551034
Only if she is a trap

>>679550710
but you go insane and get locked up in solitude forever as an immortal

>>679551118
OP has to taste your pimply baby cock in order to find out they don't really want to be a faggot after all

>>679551016
Shape shifting into Nebraska

>>679551006
>everywhere but the mouth

Your cock is a miniture clone of mike tyson

>>679547072
My bad anon. I meant to type that to that faggot OP not you

>>679551242
I would go for it

>>679551200
this

>>679551155
you are arrested by Nebraska's authority everytime you step a foot in Nebraska

The ability to never fail at anything

>>679551427
No internet

>>679551368
kek

>>679547633
But only for 10 sec

>>679551016
but you can only shape shift in to a homeless nigger and a turd

>>679551242
Do I have the potential to become a lich?

>I can fly everywhere in the world that isn't nebraska

the ability to remove nebraska and every memory of it from the world

>>679551469
except when spelling/pronouncing Nebraska

File: robotchickennerd.jpg (20KB, 280x210px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 280x210px

>>679547931
It's literally concave

>>679551469
dad is still disappointed

>>679550204
Sry I'm high as fuck. A female entity(aka ghost or spirit) can manipulate matter by connecting through my crown chakra and manipulat what ever I play with I. My hands. Often creating beautiful and dark scenes of beauty. Left hand is inherently dark and menacing right hand is love and compassionate

Autism

>>679551034
but your dick turns in to limp spaghetti

>>679551582
Nebarska* shithead

Ability to eliminate weaknesses from any superpower you choose

>>679551576
Only if you live on mars

>>679551502
Who needs internet when you're insane? Thats way better than all of the shitposts, present and future

>>679547633
inability to land

>>679551576
Kentucky becomes the thing to say

>>679551569
you always have an inmense desire to fly around Nebraska's blue sky

File: 1451981273328.png (438KB, 910x898px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 910x898px

>>679551597
Lost

>>679551652
ponies

>>679551597
My dad is gone. No downside!

>>679551106
but you have aids and are rocky dennis

>>679547017
Can only see clearly when looking through a solid object. Glasses don't count

File: images.jpg (11KB, 236x348px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 236x348px

The ability to die instantly

>>679551666
Check em

>>679551784
Fuck

>>679551155
in others

>>679551666
devilish, but you can choose only one.

>>679551155
This guy gets it. Practically perfect superpower.

>>679549530
No, just how many

File: 1457910631577.gif (3MB, 413x233px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 413x233px

>>679551597
10/10

>>679551721
no masturbation or internet

>>679551854
Only in Nebraska

>>679551368
who tells you to go to Nebraska

>>679551854
You immediately reincarnate

the power of reliable happiness

File: e7175772-d17a-43aa-a11a-a29f10d77f36.png (495KB, 960x760px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 960x760px

>>679551265
Anon.. fuck you.. in your nice tight little asshole :3

>>679551854
But only when you are the happiest man alive

>>679551667
but thats living the dream anon

>>679551790
he couldnt make it because you were too much of a failure to bare
>not projecting.gif

>>679551854
relive it groundhogs day still knowing how and when it's going to happen each time with no way to avoid or stop it.

Every time you die, you come back from the dead in a blaze of glory like a pheonix only your body reverts to the state it was in a full year before your death (thus when you come back you don't have wounds that would have killed you instantly, caused you to bleed out, etc.)

>>679551550
no, you just never age and go insane in a dark room. no hunger, no thirst, no pain, nothing but loneliness

>>679551854
Only once a week.

>>679551576
You always have the need to talk about Nebraska with your friends and family, but nobody know what you're talking about

File: images-1 (6).jpg (10KB, 213x237px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 213x237px

>>679551422

File: 788989889.jpg (10KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 259x194px

>>679551986
Everyone makes fun of you for your faggy super power

this websites so fucking confusing, idk how the newfags find there way around.

>>679552076
weakness: tldr

>>679552076
Emperor Trump arrests you and takes you to government labs to run tests

File: 1447873185991.gif (3MB, 176x176px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 176x176px

>>679551663

>>679552091
I'll take the chances of fun insanity.

>telekinesis

>>679552076
eventually turn into a fetus

>>679551034
if she's from Nebraska

>>679551884
how is this a con?

>>679549900
Hacking the electronics only and always results in playing 2 girls 1 cup

>>679552250
Grow brain tumors due to using excessive brain power

File: 1460260576244.jpg (38KB, 624x480px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 624x480px

>>679551854

Quad damage

>>679551469
but you are a wheelchair bound cripple with full body paralysis so you never do anything

>>679552250
You quickly figure out that everyone hates you

>>679552314
>Hack toaster
>put bread in toaster
>toast pops out as a video of 2g1c

>>679552250
you have to steer with your anus.

>>679547017
Kill all Niggers, Sandniggers and Muslims with a snap of your fingers

>>679547633
can only land in Nebraska

>>679552374
So then the power is rendered useless or I use it to the extent of killing myself.

>>679552500
Jews dominate the world

This whole discussion is hilarious.

The ability to turn into any animal.

>>679552500
finger literally snaps

>>679552310
It is for the average /b/tard. Who can't interact with other people in order to suppress their weaknesses.

>>679549961
Some kid will always beat you at a children's card game

>>679549658
But only things unrelatef to you or anyone you know

File: 1457047315008.png (201KB, 481x338px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 481x338px

>>679552495

>>679547076
light cant refract in your eyes if they're invisible, so you would be blind while you're invisible.

>>679552500
you're inmediately transported to Nebraska

>>679552575
the inability to turn human

>>679552573
difference to now?

>>679552500
You run the risk of turning into a Nigger, Sandnigger or Muslim.

Being Donald Trump, oh wait, you said super powers, not assholes...

>>679552293
It's one year relative to the day you die, not to your actual age baka

>>679547739
this.

>>679552575
When you turn you have the brain power of that animal.

The ability to fly only when inside an airplane

Becoming immortal from the power of eternal happiness...

>live forever
>happy forever

>>679551615
still dont know what the fuck you are talking about. so, you get your hands cut off the next day

>>679552047
No O2

>>679552696
the weakness of reddit grade humour