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Just bought a New Gun, trips say what do?

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Just bought a New Gun, trips say what do?
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Shoot the first car you see
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Kill yourself
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>>679313694
Nice shitty airshit gun you faglord.

Shove it up your ass and pull the trigger.
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Shot one of your finger
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Shoot your tv
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Shoot a theather
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>>679313694
Buy a real gun next time and throw the airsoft gun with the red trigger you tried to block away. plastic guns dont work
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insert magazine in ass and pretend to shoot by pulling you penis trigger
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That is an airsoft gun faggot. Shove it up your ass and quit posting bull shit on 4chan.
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anne hero. like this anne, except with more gun in your mouth and less razor blades.
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Shoot your family then shoot some kids
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>>679313694
heres what a real gun looks like bought it yesterday
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>>679313694
highscore & an hero
bonus: kill only niggers & jews
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Just go ahead and shoot a BB into your testicle to punish yourself for not having any trigger discipline. Even if it's a fake gun, trigger discipline is trigger discipline. Nigger.
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Play bullet tag with sand monkeys
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>>679314004
Rolling for this
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Shoot your big toe.
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shoot yourself in the foot
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>>679313694
Rolling for school shooting
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>>679313694
call the police and shoot them with it
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>>679314903

This ҈
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>>679313694
1. lock the slide to the rear.
2. place your scrotum in the breach.
3. activate the slide release.
4. post the results.
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>>679314903
lol, but this for real:
>>679315094
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>>679314998
so close
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Put in your ass. Send photo
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>>679313694
retirement centre shooting spree!
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>>679315445
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Shoot yourself in the foot
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>>679313694
Become one with the art of ANN HE ROE
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>>679313694
unload all the rounds you have into your ceiling
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>>679313694
rape a human girl
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>>679315500
good idea, i mean, its pretty much just ending there misery
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>>679315757
this
then this
>>679315094
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Shoot yourself in the fucking head
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>>679313694
commit murder.
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Shoot your leg.
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>>679313694
Name it loli
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In mouth, pull trigger.
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>>679313694
put it on the concrete and hit it with a sledgehammer.
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>>679314023
Roll 4 dis, if ur name is elvis
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>>679313694
Gotta love dem airsoft guns...... It's obvious plastic on some places peeps.
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>>679316233
noone cares do this
>>679316208
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shoot your window
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>>679313694
hooooly fuck this looks fake
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shoot your neck airsoft normie
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>>679316334
fuckin hell, so close
reroll
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>>679316334
Off by one.
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>>679315757
this
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Quads
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School shooting then kys
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You
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>>679315757
this.
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Oooo
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>>679316334
this
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6666 get
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Got it
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KYS
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6666 baby
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>>679316611
do double dubs count?
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You fucking beta cuck that shit it fucking plastic. get the fuck out
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>>679313694
Shoot up your nearest high school
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>>679315757
this one
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>>679315757
this
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eat it
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>>679313694
rape a bitch mostly in the pussy.
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Ths is now an off by one thread!
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Shoot left testicle with bb
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Shoot your dick off
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Checkem, shoot up a daycare for kids or a school for mentally chalenged
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>>679313694
Make a new post saying :some of you are nice don't go to school tomorrow if you live in (put your state here )
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>>679316889
So close
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Instructions unclear barrel stuck in ass
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real guns checking in
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>>679316334
This
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>>679316905
Roll
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>>679313694
drive around the black part of town yelling "Nigger" at black people then shoot them when they get mad.
This is /b/ motherfucker.
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Shoot the back of your throat on vid
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Shoot yourself in the face and film it
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>>679316878
Rool 4 it
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>>679313694
Shoot up the nearest school.
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Learn trigger discipline, faggot.
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>>679317155
Roll 4 nice dubs
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Shoot your testicals and your face
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>>679313694
Shoot trump.
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>>679317291
Roll
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Visit local policestation with plastic in hand
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Fire a round into your skull.
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>>679317291
Good one
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Kill a flying fly
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Space program
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Gun in pooper
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>>679313694
Name it Round 2 and go to Columbine High School
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>>679317539
Roll 4 that, but op is fag and wont dlivr
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Stick it in your anus and pull trigger
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>>679317155
Roll
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>>679317305

reported to FBI for conspiracy to kill a political figure.

enjoy prison cuck
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Shopt in the air at a publoc place and scream allah u akbar
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>>679317305
Trips hard 2 get today
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>>679317702
perma shocked jap foot
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>>679314314
>file name
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Say to your mum "look at my new toy" then take a shoot in the wall
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>>679317781
Cool
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Fuck it...
Throw it out of the window.
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>>679313694
check that it works properly , look down the barrel and just as you squeeze the trigger you will hear it click and you should see a small flame inside the muzzle.
Please try this and report back soon for furthr instructions .
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Take a Shoot in the neighbors garden
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Go 2 bronx and shout " fuck you niggas"
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Give to a little kid
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>>679314190
That looks like it oughta sting like a bitch
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Put lube on it and push it in your sisters asshole.if you do not have a sister take your mother
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Give it loaded and unlocked to a random teenager (age <20) on the street./voicerecord/preferably a nigga
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Shoot yourself in the asshole.
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>>679318223
Close...
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Go to a bank and start to scream" this is a bank robery hands up niggaz"
then shoot in the air twice and take all the money and have a good time till the police arriveS lol
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>>679314085
>plastic guns dont work
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Give gun a bj in public
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Put your dick on it and post pic.
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Be no beta fag and go to your secret crush and ask if she gives you a bj.
When she answers yes shoot her after you got the bj.
When she answers no shoot her instantly in the face.lol
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>>679318554
Off by one this thread is always so close
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>>679318554
U are gay
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Put it away forever and get a proper education.
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No trips today mates
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>>679318223
Get
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Take a knife and glorifying the genpool
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>>679318643
Now
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>>679313694
shoot
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>>679318643
Trips get
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insert in anus
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Go back 2 school
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>>679318995
Newfag
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put gun in anus and fire
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>>679314705
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>>679318432
>implying that the barrel, slide, and multiple other parts aren't made of steel.
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>>679319074
Cocksucking Betafag
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Force a guy 2 suck ur cock
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>>679317109
Gett
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>>679313694
Faggot.
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>>679318643
Please
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>>679319386
Rolli
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>>679318643
This
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>>679313694
shoot your foot
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shoot yourself in your penis
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>>679313694
an hero
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>>679319726
roll
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888 gun in pooper tyvm.
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The amount of off by ones in this thread
>an hero
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Shoot your microwave
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9999
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Shoot a window
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>>679314004
Roll for this
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>>679319726
Roll
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>>679313694
Nice plastic toy you faggot. Please kill yourself.
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>>679319997
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>>679317594
you ok there, anon?
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Shoot your foot
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>>679313694
kill something and piss on its body
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>>679313694
"You know what you have to do. Make them pay, make them all pay."
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>>679315757
>a human girl

Who the fuck talks like this? Is this our first encounter with aliens? Is this cause we called you space niggers?
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>>679313694

faggot wand
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>>679320443

fucking shit
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Cum on it
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>>679320604
Roll 4 satan
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>>679320656
2 soon
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Shoot inside your urethra
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>>679314004
Rolling
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Bullet enema
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>>679320772
Missed an other 1
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Shoot your leg
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>>679313694
learn how to hold it properly bud
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>>679320604
Rooool
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>>679314004
Rollerino
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Lick it
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>>679319997
oh wow that was close
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>>679314004
rooolllll
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Deliver
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>>679318432
only the grip is polymer, the rest is steel.
op's airsoft shit is obvious, desert eagles are steel, not plastic with red triggers made of plastic.
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>>679313694
Sell it for $1.00
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Pop some wheels fgt
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Barrel in the pooper
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Winnar
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>>679321197
rolling for this
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>>679321000
WINRAR!
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>>679321000
WINRAR
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>>679321309
>>679321320
Op left a while ago prolly
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>>679321000
Op op op op
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>>679321000
Hey
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>>679321000
O WINRAR
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WE HAVE A WINRAR
>>679321000
Stop rolling!
OP must shove it up his ass and pull the trigger.
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>>679313694

return it to the 'gunstore' you bought it from, contemplate your life choices, possibly sit on a large fence post until you feel better
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>>679321451
Do it fag
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>>679321451
Shit! That's a .50 caliber Deagal brand Deagal. >Going to hurt like a bitch!
OP, unload the gun so you don't shoot yourself in the ass and take time stamped photos of the gun in your ass, please.
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>>679321957
Nice try... The bb wont kill him. It would be just a pain in the ass
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>>679322086
Shit, they figured it out! Run, OP, run!
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>>679322238
Oh, I forgot to tell him to take the gun out of his ass first. But OP can't be that stupid, right?
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>>679314004
Rollllll
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>>679314903
Roll
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Go play airsoft with it, since its obviously an airsoft gun.
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>>679321957
Rollliiiiinh
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shoot school; shoot self
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columbine 2.0
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>>679317024
Wtf is that? More airsoft shit.
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shoot your right feet and put bleach on the wound
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>>679319542
who the fuck was filming that if it isnt fake
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>>679319179
>>679321171
You both obviously missed the actual point of his post
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>>679323260
roll
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Shoot local school
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Op Here, I won't deliver
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