Can we get a cringe thread going. Haven't had a good cringe in years.
OH well, too close to the sun.
Now, Story time!
I present, the saga of the Voice, the Y, and Betabro
>Have friend since kindergarten
>Go through HS together
>Like same girl since sophomore year
>I get over it around senior year, because fuck friendzones
>Betabro does not
>Thus begins the saga
>About a year after high school, we're all 19ish
>Just got back from the casino
>Won 50, spent 60
>Topic of sex comes up
>She's asking about our dicks, what we'd do in bed room
>Betabro exclaims "MINES 8 INCHES"
>Topic gets to oral sex, more specifically, technique
>Betabro says, and I quote
>"Well, if you let me do that, I can tell you there'd be a lot of kissing..licking, and sucking and you'd come so hard so many times"
>Die a little inside
>Excuse myself, walk my fat ass home
>Go to bed, questioning existence
>Be much more recent
>Like, 2 years ago
>Betabro, Y both still in my life
>Both come over to my place to visit me and the old lady
>Was planning to go see another friend of mine
>Decide fuck it, invite them along
Now, before i continue, might as well physically describe everyone involved
Y is about 5'3, slender, long dark hair, light complected mexican
Betabro is about 5'10, dumpy, beer gut, receding hairline
Friend we're going to visit is 6'1, big bushy beard, toned, deep voice
>Get to friend, lets call him Voicebox's, home
>Y is pretty instantly enamored
>Betabro, as he usually does, is following her around like a puppy. Standing way too close.
>We get lawn chairs to sit around bon fire. Beta bro puts his practically on top of Y's, that sort of thing
>All night, Y and Voicebox are hitting it off, getting chummy
>Betabro butts into the conversation, physically stays between them, or right up on them
>Eventually leave, because Voicebox was too drunk to continue
>Whole ride home consisted of Betabro downtalking voicebox, and Y asking questions about him
>Awhile after the last story
>VB and Y in full courtship mode
>Betabro in total meltdown
>Old lady decides we should take VB and Y to the river with us as a double date thing
>I like rivers, so cool
>Invite them both. VB accepts, as does Y she just has to finish up lunch with a friend
>You can guess which friend
>We pick them up, after deciding to carpool. Because gas
>On the way to pick up VB, betabro rode up front with me, the girls rode in the back
>As soon as we pulled into VB's driveway, betabro leaped from the seat, and hurried into the back. Putting Y in the middle of him and my old lady
>VB gives me a knowing look, then gets in shotgun
>Whole drive to the river, VB and Y are flirting up a storm
>Betabro is butting into their conversations, hanging all over Y, attempting to be alpha and flirt with her more
>Betabro, in the process of this, is also pounding beers
>Betabro is not a good drunk
>Betabro says shit like "The fucking government is just dark overlords ruling over us" and "I'm a hippie nomad" when he's drunk
>Don't drunk, betabro!
>It's too late
>Arrive at river
>Find a good spot on the shore, set our shit up
>Betabro dives in the water after throwing his shirt off, yells at Y to get in with him
>Y gets in, immediately calls for VB
>VB gets in slowly, hates cold water
>I laugh at VB, hiding how shrunken my testicles have gotten in the ice river
>After a bit of frolicking, Y gets back out, lays on her blanket, and calls for VB
>I'm sitting nearby, watching my old lady be drunk and swim
>Betabro comes upon VB and Y on the blanket
>And sits on the smallest available corner, practically in Y's lap
>VB gives me another knowing look
>He's not mad, he's just amazed at this display
>Literally, the Y is on one half of the blanket, with maybe a free corner
>VB's skinny ass is right next to her, leaving a big chunk of available ass space
>Betabro takes the corner
>Presumably to sniff Y
>Time flies, we freeze, decide to go to our friend, /pol/bro's house
>/pol/bro does not like betabro, but we're bringing beer so he's okay with it
>On the way to /pol/bros, betabro is getting more and more distraught, and touchy feely
>Arm around Y, kissing her cheek
>She's getting a bit uncomfortable
>Dis gon b gud
>Arrive at /pol/bros house
>/pol/bro and VB are bullshitting, Y takes off walking because drunk chicks do stupid shit
>Betabro follows her like a puppy, keeps trying to be touchy feely
>Y lays on the ground, Betabro is grabbing her arm tying to yank her up
>VB goes over, tells him to fuck off, asks wtf
>She asks VB to lay with her on the ground
>Betabro goes over to /pol/bros fence, red faced. Makes a phone call, and is crying on the phone
>Flips his shit
>Starts wailing and kicking /pol/bro's chain link fence
>Tell him to calm his shit, he carries on
>We decide to leave before /pol/bro turns into /k/bro
>Everyone in the anonmobile
>Go to liquor store in town. Because we're all young, and hate our livers
>It only gets worse
>Betabro has a meltdown in the parking lot
>Asking shit like "Why can't she like me?!" "Why him?! Why HIM?!"
>I do love betabro
>Known this sucker for 20 plus
>Try to explain that if it hasn't happened between them, it won't
>Just walk away, man
>Says he can't, its his dream, he loves her
>Try the at least he has a friend, some people don't even got that
>No man, i love her as more than that
>VB has taken the anonmobile, and the girls to the aforementioned library up the street
>Walk with betabro over there when he's calmed down
>He makes a beeline to VB
>No. He starts crying to him like he was to me
>Y is asking me what's going on, drunkenly
>I know she's getting stalked, but this broad has always been an enabler, and kept him comfy in the friendzone
>Plays ignorant to how he's been acting
>Eventally, lets us know she has to get back home
>Inform Beta and VB, Tell Beta i'm going to take him home first
>He refuses to leave until he knows Y gets home safe
>K, fuck, whatever
>Take her home
>She kisses VB goodnight. Goes to hug betabro, who goes to kiss her lips, but she moves, he gets cheek
>Take VB home
>Take Betabro home
>3 hours later, knock on door
>Wtf it's 4 AM
>Betabro, still drunk.
>Why me, god?
Got one more good one.
>Be last year
>Y's birthday party
>Her and VB have been an item for awhile now
>Betabro has been a passive aggressive objector
>Y spent a little time in a mental hospital since the last story
>Invited two of the friends she made there to the party at VB's
>Also invited betabro
>Night is eerily similar, due to how boring we are
>Bonfire beer and grilling
>Betabro brought heineken.
>He drinks the whole 12 pack
>Good god, no
>To his credit, he acted pretty alright, hit on the crazy chicks, didn't cause too much a ruckus
>Then, he made a toast to Y. Telling her how much he loved her, she was the best thing to ever happen to him, etc etc
>Again, Y is a hyperdramatic enabler
>Night goes on, she's fucked up, her and VB get into an argument, she goes to sit in the back of my car
>Old lady was in shotgun, high as fuck
>I remained by the fire, chillin with VB, buzzed off painkillers
>Notice lack of betabro
>Eventually, go to car, with VB, find Betabro is in back of car with Y, cuddled up to her, kissing her neck and shoulders
>Y is passed out
>VB drags betabro out, yelling at him.
>Other friends hold VB back, crazy chicks get Y out of car. She's yelling at VB for being mean to Betabro
>I get betabro back in car, take him home, him bitching and crying about it not being fair the whole way
>Don't say anything to him
>Get home, make sex with stoned old lady
All i had pretyped. If I can think of more stories, i'll post em. For now, bump!
If this isn't cringe enough for you, I don't know what is
>Strategically covvering her second and 3rd chins with orange juice
>Hyper close up
>Crackers hide shoulder fat
Them skills could lead to one hell of a disappointing OKCupid experience
Crazy Albuquerque woman thinks a Blake's Lotaburger manager is a Mexican cartel gangstalker.
The same woman harassing paramedics.
The same woman harassing a road maintenance crew.
Someone else's video of her showing what she looks like while she disrupts an Albuquerque community meeting about some incidents regarding police-related shootings.
Weak shit. The optical illusion the furries use to make their eyes move is actually kinda cool.
I'm not sure where her body parts are.
These are pretty weak so far. Can no one make me cringe?
I've actually tried on several occasions to do just that. But he's never given up. Got as far as a kiss one time, but that was just because she was drunk and freshly dumped.
The whole thing was/is a lot like a drug addict who had one friend out of the millions who'd continuously enable them
Damn, that's cringey...
Firstly, Raul -> older brother of Sakura? Fuck? That's some wide split in ethnic names.
19 and still in high school? Retard much?
Those intense muscles + that height, and... plays in a band? Firstly, those attributes are inconsistent, because that's some serious lifting he's got time for for someone in a band...
Secondly, wouldn't someone with that build generally aim for something a bit more... athletic?
Moreover, hedgehog -> that height... dafug?
And he looks like a gang member or otherwise hooligan. Why is he not joining the mob and beating the fuck outta people? He should be extorting money with those talents. Or at least acting as some sort of bodyguard.
No, no, holy shit NO! NOTHING in that picture makes ANY goddamn sense!!
This is fucking stupid. Get a Mexican friend to come over. Give her money to but the cupcakes and then stand in front of them as she gives them to me. Fuck are they gonna do about it?
That person would have a point if not for the fact Humans and cows need different nutrients, have many differences in weight, height, other irrelevant stuff to fill space, and that cows are almost as big as the average feminist.
Here's one more off the top of my head
>Be fresh out of High School
>Like, year after graduation
>Hanging with my friends Vikingbro, and /pol/bro
>Vikingbro was kind of a psycho
>Lived in a trailer in his mom's backyard and made his own knives and machetes
>6 ft 4 and long blonde hair
>Me and other fatbros used to yell "Fuck you, fabio at him"
>Anyway, me, him, /pol/bro, and Scooby the illegal mexican are drinking, when Y calls me
>Wants to hang out
>Ok, cool. Break up the sausage fest
>Half hour later, she arrives
>Betabro is in the car with her
>Everyone is keenly aware of the puppy dog like obsession betabro has with Y
>Collective, silent groan
>Night goes as expected
>We get the town hobo, Patas, to buy us beer
>Betabro slams a couple beers, acts like he's hammered
>Hangs all over Y
>Walks her to Vikingbro's washroom and back
>Gets to the point where everytime she gets up, even just to stretch, he does to. And puts his arm around her
>Vikingbro, and /pol/bro begin making puppy dog whimper sounds everytime they leave the room together
>Kinda messed up, but hilarious
>At one point, while Y was actually seperated from betabro he starts talking to me
>About how she is so beautiful and perfect
>She's exactly the kind of woman he wants and needs
>If only it weren't for that guy she's been dating since junior year
>Then, he drops the cringebomb on me
>Tells me about a dream he had of him and Y
>Driving along, when suddenly her boyfriend shoots and kills her, and she dies in his arms
>He begins tearing up, talking about how he can't lose her
>She's his everything
>She happens upon him crying, wonders whats wrong, they walk off to her car, sit in there for a while, then drive off
>O well, more ill gotten beer plox
Because for as long as i've been on the internet, I've never learned how. And when i looked it up, I discovered my shitty laptop does not have a prnt scrn key. Been hoping for someone else to do it, then i'll just save it and spam it that way
Nah dude they are. The Tumblr stuff is hilarious because they just cry to each other about stuff that will never change in their favor. Furries and bronies and shit are still way worse
Ya know, if you want to like a show that's inappropriate for your age group, who gives a shit.
But to sexualize fucking ponys? memorize the songs? have sweaty, terrible conventions? Put fleshlights in plushies?
>>my end of summer resolution is to post more pictures of myself that i don't like.
>>look exactly like her
I.. I just can't deal with this picture.
I'm all of those, besides the fucking a plushie part. But I act and look like a normal functional adult in public. I just find it cringy when people can't keep it to themselves
So you do not strive for the deliciousness that is chicken tendies???
Exactly. Just like with fags. Keep it to yourself, or just in front of like minded people, I don't give a shit.
Do that shit in the open, and shove it down people's throats? Fuck right off
Okay... *Remeber 6 years old*.
Oh! When you make a good thing they give to you "Good Boy Points".
I remember with 20 Good Boy Points Daddy or Mommy can give me an Junior Hamburger.
But know... I need work packing in supermarket only for a fucking cheap hamburger with no "Ketchup Smiley Face".
This literally just popped up on Facebook.
I identify as +-kin you shitlord CHECK your LGBT privilege how would it FEEL if you were put in the BACK of the gender/sexual orientaion line? Oh, THATS RIGHT, you NEVER HAVE. GET out of my board and give money on patreon or I will kill myself pls. YOU should be WIPED from the Earth, you shitlord.
>don't be scared
>I'm a nice guy
eh, i'll give it a pass. Performing arts is usually full of strange shit like this. The people are pretty normal tbh. One of my buddies used to do theater and he said it's super easy to get numbers when you can do some decent stage acting.
Come at me faggot.
Oc cringe. That blue plushy cost me a fucking lot
Where can I find these Tumblr types or bronies, srsly. I've never seen one. I really would love to enrage them and incite a fight so I can smash some skulls in, in the name of rape and cis-gods
so it seems that the cookies can be sold for 54 cents, implying that there still is a bargin for the seller at this price, OR that they expect not as much hispanic girls to buy their cookies, which could be critiziced as racism itself, just like the whole price-difference by race/ethical background.
As these things always want to raise awareness, we must conclued that they did. If they are expecting for people to meet these prices, they are just as bad as the situation they want to raise awareness to. Perhabs it would be better to sell all people the cookies at the same price, the price hispanic women have to pay, so all have the same condition, while explaining the odd price for the cookies ("in a survey it shows that for every dollar a white guy makes, a hispanic woman gets 54 cents, that why we have choosen the odd price, to raise the awareness of the wage gap, etc").
tl;dr: this is racist and doesn't help their cause at all in my opinion
Don't fully remember anymore, I think it was around $250 USD
She was 'kind' of cute in the first one.
A little pudgy but still rootable.
What a shame.
That's a gross comparison. Lots of guys for whatever reason have fat fetishes..... No girl in their right mind wants a fat fuck with long greasy hair and a pony tail. Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with being fat but there's everything wrong with a fedorafag that lives with his mother and doesn't shower regularly.
It's an original character, just to add to the cringe
These are sad as fuck. Furries that take the shit beyond porn and unspeakable sex acts are downright criminal.
I swear to God next week I'll be visiting my brother on tybee. I will meet you anywhere in Savannah or on the island and square up or are you a puss. Bring your katana too, I know you have one. This is fate right here.
Lmao square up, you serious...I'd beat your ass in the fursuit just for shits and giggles but Fuck, I'm in the military, I can't risk it...and no I don't actually own a katana...they don't make those anymore really...Im not spending 10k on a Fucking sword...I'll just buy a ruger....I won't fight you but I'll Damn sure follow your ass around...I'll hug your kids too if you got em
I would totally, it's a white wolf, but I don't have it here, I'm from Florida, and I'm in Savannah at ft Stewart for the week, so I don't even have it, but I'm coming back to savanna after a couple weeks..I'm going to head to atl just to see this guy
I died at "2pac and akl the norse gods
Oh you graduate too of your class in the navy seals too faggot? Don't be a bitch. You think the military makes you a badass? Wish youd prove it next weekend and man up to the challenge instead of backing off like the fursuit faggot you are
I've seen this a million times and every single time it hurts. I cant express my sympathy for the parents. Must be absolutely devastating to know you brought that loser of a human being into existence.
When will that fat fucking faggot just finally fucking kill himself?
Holy shit ya got me anon I lost.
Bruh he won't show. Talking like I got kids. Do I sound like the type of chump to have fucking kids? Hell nah, I got nothing to lose in this world, just so I can do shit like this, go back to jail and not give no fucks about it. I was born in the A and I was raised by the A and this pony-fucking faggot can come to the A and find out why I haven't ever seen one of his kind around the Southside. Because it don't fly down here
There's only one faggot here boyo.
Double trip 0's in the same bread.
I'm glad I've made it 20 years into my life without a clue as to what a "cis gender" is. Life is good.
Cringe at the shuumster
I've accepted this long ago
No. Not ever. As far as biology goes no female ever wanted to breed with the loser. It doesn't produce good offspring. It goes back to the caveman days; women will always look for someone who has something to offer in regards to offspring such as good genetics. You don't find that in basement dwellers, fantasizing about sanic.
I know so many girls that want to fuck a chubby guy or one with long, greasy hair. Saw it in high school and see it all the fucking time. They flock to anyone who reminds them of daddy, or a boy who daddy would hate.
they don't have to. Often times they'll deny someone if they think the person will grow to regret it some day. I think he found a very open minded artist or one who is into the same stuff he is
I don't have kids. I get the insult to injury though. I'm guessing you're a tall dude, maybe athletic since military and all. Probably banking on your basic training cqc to win coupled with your size.
Yeah for sure, lots of ladies would have no issue fucking a fat guy but again.... No one wants to fuck a fat neckbeard loser who lives in their moms basement when they're 30+. UNLESS they themselves were also a total fucking loser with no other options.
Dog memes are the best though