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Can we get a cringe thread going. Haven't had a good cringe

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Can we get a cringe thread going. Haven't had a good cringe in years.
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>>679268283
You win
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>>679268283
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https://youtu.be/umcCNJDhV0I nope, I win, God teir
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReHd7fOmcXc&feature=youtu.be

This.
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>>679269033
is there a video of the play?
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Anyone interested in my shitty cringe story? Some people enjoyed it last night, then someone called me a Trump supporter for posting it
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>>679269466

Nice dubs, me! bump
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yeah post it
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>>679269666
Then I got trips...Quads now?
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>>679269767
OH well, too close to the sun.

Now, Story time!

I present, the saga of the Voice, the Y, and Betabro

>Have friend since kindergarten
>Go through HS together
>Like same girl since sophomore year
>I get over it around senior year, because fuck friendzones
>Betabro does not
>Thus begins the saga

>About a year after high school, we're all 19ish
>Just got back from the casino
>Won 50, spent 60
>FML
>Topic of sex comes up
>She's asking about our dicks, what we'd do in bed room
>Betabro exclaims "MINES 8 INCHES"
>cringe
>Topic gets to oral sex, more specifically, technique
>Betabro says, and I quote
>"Well, if you let me do that, I can tell you there'd be a lot of kissing..licking, and sucking and you'd come so hard so many times"
>Die a little inside
>Excuse myself, walk my fat ass home
>Go to bed, questioning existence
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>>679269883
>Be much more recent
>Like, 2 years ago
>Betabro, Y both still in my life
>Both come over to my place to visit me and the old lady
>Was planning to go see another friend of mine
>Decide fuck it, invite them along

Now, before i continue, might as well physically describe everyone involved

Y is about 5'3, slender, long dark hair, light complected mexican

Betabro is about 5'10, dumpy, beer gut, receding hairline

Friend we're going to visit is 6'1, big bushy beard, toned, deep voice

>Get to friend, lets call him Voicebox's, home
>Y is pretty instantly enamored
>Betabro, as he usually does, is following her around like a puppy. Standing way too close.
>We get lawn chairs to sit around bon fire. Beta bro puts his practically on top of Y's, that sort of thing
>All night, Y and Voicebox are hitting it off, getting chummy
>Betabro butts into the conversation, physically stays between them, or right up on them
>Eventually leave, because Voicebox was too drunk to continue
>Whole ride home consisted of Betabro downtalking voicebox, and Y asking questions about him
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>>679269950
>Awhile after the last story
>VB and Y in full courtship mode
>Betabro in total meltdown
>Old lady decides we should take VB and Y to the river with us as a double date thing
>I like rivers, so cool
>Invite them both. VB accepts, as does Y she just has to finish up lunch with a friend
>You can guess which friend
>Yep
>Betabro
>We pick them up, after deciding to carpool. Because gas
>On the way to pick up VB, betabro rode up front with me, the girls rode in the back
>As soon as we pulled into VB's driveway, betabro leaped from the seat, and hurried into the back. Putting Y in the middle of him and my old lady
>VB gives me a knowing look, then gets in shotgun
>Whole drive to the river, VB and Y are flirting up a storm
>Betabro is butting into their conversations, hanging all over Y, attempting to be alpha and flirt with her more
>Betabro, in the process of this, is also pounding beers
>Betabro is not a good drunk
>Betabro says shit like "The fucking government is just dark overlords ruling over us" and "I'm a hippie nomad" when he's drunk
>Don't drunk, betabro!
>It's too late
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>>679270042
>Arrive at river
>Find a good spot on the shore, set our shit up
>Betabro dives in the water after throwing his shirt off, yells at Y to get in with him
>Y gets in, immediately calls for VB
>VB gets in slowly, hates cold water
>I laugh at VB, hiding how shrunken my testicles have gotten in the ice river
>After a bit of frolicking, Y gets back out, lays on her blanket, and calls for VB
>I'm sitting nearby, watching my old lady be drunk and swim
>Betabro comes upon VB and Y on the blanket
>And sits on the smallest available corner, practically in Y's lap
>VB gives me another knowing look
>He's not mad, he's just amazed at this display
>Literally, the Y is on one half of the blanket, with maybe a free corner
>VB's skinny ass is right next to her, leaving a big chunk of available ass space
>Betabro takes the corner
>Presumably to sniff Y
>Time flies, we freeze, decide to go to our friend, /pol/bro's house
>/pol/bro does not like betabro, but we're bringing beer so he's okay with it
>On the way to /pol/bros, betabro is getting more and more distraught, and touchy feely
>Arm around Y, kissing her cheek
>She's getting a bit uncomfortable
>Dis gon b gud
>Arrive at /pol/bros house
>/pol/bro and VB are bullshitting, Y takes off walking because drunk chicks do stupid shit
>Betabro follows her like a puppy, keeps trying to be touchy feely
>Y lays on the ground, Betabro is grabbing her arm tying to yank her up
>VB goes over, tells him to fuck off, asks wtf
>She asks VB to lay with her on the ground
>He does
>Betabro goes over to /pol/bros fence, red faced. Makes a phone call, and is crying on the phone
>Flips his shit
>Starts wailing and kicking /pol/bro's chain link fence
>Tell him to calm his shit, he carries on
>We decide to leave before /pol/bro turns into /k/bro
>Everyone in the anonmobile
>Go to liquor store in town. Because we're all young, and hate our livers
>It only gets worse
>Betabro has a meltdown in the parking lot
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>>679270105

>Asking shit like "Why can't she like me?!" "Why him?! Why HIM?!"
>I do love betabro
>Known this sucker for 20 plus
>Try to explain that if it hasn't happened between them, it won't
>Just walk away, man
>Says he can't, its his dream, he loves her
>Try the at least he has a friend, some people don't even got that
>No man, i love her as more than that
>VB has taken the anonmobile, and the girls to the aforementioned library up the street
>Walk with betabro over there when he's calmed down
>He makes a beeline to VB
>Fight?!
>No. He starts crying to him like he was to me
>Y is asking me what's going on, drunkenly
>I know she's getting stalked, but this broad has always been an enabler, and kept him comfy in the friendzone
>Plays ignorant to how he's been acting
>Eventally, lets us know she has to get back home
>Inform Beta and VB, Tell Beta i'm going to take him home first
>He refuses to leave until he knows Y gets home safe
>K, fuck, whatever
>Take her home
>She kisses VB goodnight. Goes to hug betabro, who goes to kiss her lips, but she moves, he gets cheek
>Take VB home
>Take Betabro home
>Get home
>3 hours later, knock on door
>Wtf it's 4 AM
>Betabro, still drunk.
>Still crying
>Why me, god?
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>>679270196
Got one more good one.

>Be last year
>Y's birthday party
>Her and VB have been an item for awhile now
>Betabro has been a passive aggressive objector
>Y spent a little time in a mental hospital since the last story
>Invited two of the friends she made there to the party at VB's
>Also invited betabro
>yudothis.jpg
>Night is eerily similar, due to how boring we are
>Bonfire beer and grilling
>Betabro brought heineken.
>He drinks the whole 12 pack
>Good god, no
>To his credit, he acted pretty alright, hit on the crazy chicks, didn't cause too much a ruckus
>Then, he made a toast to Y. Telling her how much he loved her, she was the best thing to ever happen to him, etc etc
>Again, Y is a hyperdramatic enabler
>Night goes on, she's fucked up, her and VB get into an argument, she goes to sit in the back of my car
>Old lady was in shotgun, high as fuck
>I remained by the fire, chillin with VB, buzzed off painkillers
>futureofamerica.jpg
>Notice lack of betabro
>Eventually, go to car, with VB, find Betabro is in back of car with Y, cuddled up to her, kissing her neck and shoulders
>Y is passed out
>VB drags betabro out, yelling at him.
>Other friends hold VB back, crazy chicks get Y out of car. She's yelling at VB for being mean to Betabro
>I get betabro back in car, take him home, him bitching and crying about it not being fair the whole way
>Don't say anything to him
>Get home, make sex with stoned old lady
>Fin

All i had pretyped. If I can think of more stories, i'll post em. For now, bump!
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>>679269357
>I thought that said panasonic
>the weird feel when I thought they identified as a TV that fucks humans for fun
When will I die
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>>679270397

What, are you marginalizing telesexuals? Check your cis-biosexual privilege!!!
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If this isn't cringe enough for you, I don't know what is
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https://vid.me/es4I
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>>679270601

>Strategically covvering her second and 3rd chins with orange juice
>Hyper close up
>Crackers hide shoulder fat

Them skills could lead to one hell of a disappointing OKCupid experience
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Crazy Albuquerque woman thinks a Blake's Lotaburger manager is a Mexican cartel gangstalker.

https://youtu.be/BtVI3TAdDb8

The same woman harassing paramedics.

http://sendvid.com/832xxknu

The same woman harassing a road maintenance crew.

http://sendvid.com/ln3vlmkn

Someone else's video of her showing what she looks like while she disrupts an Albuquerque community meeting about some incidents regarding police-related shootings.

https://youtu.be/_ic-A86mDXk
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>>679269128
>>679269191
Weak shit. The optical illusion the furries use to make their eyes move is actually kinda cool.

>>679270075
I'm not sure where her body parts are.

These are pretty weak so far. Can no one make me cringe?
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>>679270683
OH GOD WHY
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>>679270739
This is just par for the cringe course. Nothing special.

>>679270809
All about them myspace angles.
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>>679270301
Good story anon. Are you gonna tell Beta to man up and move on or do you not really care?
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>>679271173

You know what's real fucked up? With all the tumblr shit now...Furries don't seem that cringe anymore
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>>679270397

never. the ride never ends.
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>>679271424
How fat do you have to be to have to slide your hips on bewteen the arm rests?
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>>679271575
Why does this seem too retarded to be true
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>>679271391

I've actually tried on several occasions to do just that. But he's never given up. Got as far as a kiss one time, but that was just because she was drunk and freshly dumped.

The whole thing was/is a lot like a drug addict who had one friend out of the millions who'd continuously enable them
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>>679270683
great, now i have to try that...
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>>679271507
I would rape her.
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>>679270301
i love it, wish there was moar
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>>679271507
>sentient trash

for once, something makes sense
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>>679270744
haha wtf
nice dubs tho
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>>679268283
But what instrument does he play? Who are the two friends? so many unanswered questions.
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>>679271785
Welp, I guess all you can do is continue to laugh at the situation.
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>>679269883
>>679269950
>>679270042
>>679270105
>>679270196
>>679270301
I've seen this 4 times now. why haven't you screencapped it yet for ease of access?
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>>679271772
It was made to be funny by some /b/tard probably, but it's still obligatory because its just weird.
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>>679268283
Damn, that's cringey...

Firstly, Raul -> older brother of Sakura? Fuck? That's some wide split in ethnic names.

19 and still in high school? Retard much?

Those intense muscles + that height, and... plays in a band? Firstly, those attributes are inconsistent, because that's some serious lifting he's got time for for someone in a band...
Secondly, wouldn't someone with that build generally aim for something a bit more... athletic?

Moreover, hedgehog -> that height... dafug?

And he looks like a gang member or otherwise hooligan. Why is he not joining the mob and beating the fuck outta people? He should be extorting money with those talents. Or at least acting as some sort of bodyguard.


No, no, holy shit NO! NOTHING in that picture makes ANY goddamn sense!!
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>>679271424
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>>679272102

This is fucking stupid. Get a Mexican friend to come over. Give her money to but the cupcakes and then stand in front of them as she gives them to me. Fuck are they gonna do about it?
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>>679272066
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>>679271360
I call bs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9aGljPmd4
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>>679270601
>too fat to find a vein
>can't donate blood
>takes snacks anyway
Fucking fat piece of shit. THOSE SNACKS ARE FOR DONORS YOU SELFISH CUNT.
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>>679272066
I refuse to believe that this is real
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>>679270835
>>679269128
Hnnng I'd let that green and black one suck my dick, grip the back of his fluffy head as he moves up and down on my hard ass member...
>hnnng inside as well
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>>679272184

post is autister than the picture. congrats.
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>>679272066
This is rage, not cringe.
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>>679269883

I remember this you Trump Boater
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>>679272486
yeah it sounds pretty fake, the best answer is retarded though
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120702193420AAcKgD0
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>>679271424
i love happy endings.
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>>679272158
That person would have a point if not for the fact Humans and cows need different nutrients, have many differences in weight, height, other irrelevant stuff to fill space, and that cows are almost as big as the average feminist.
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>>679270739

Oh my fucking god kill me pls
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>>679272362
Is that Mac Demarco
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>>679271840

Here's one more off the top of my head

>Be fresh out of High School
>Like, year after graduation
>Hanging with my friends Vikingbro, and /pol/bro
>Vikingbro was kind of a psycho
>Lived in a trailer in his mom's backyard and made his own knives and machetes
>6 ft 4 and long blonde hair
>Me and other fatbros used to yell "Fuck you, fabio at him"
>Anyway, me, him, /pol/bro, and Scooby the illegal mexican are drinking, when Y calls me
>Wants to hang out
>Ok, cool. Break up the sausage fest
>Half hour later, she arrives
>Betabro is in the car with her
>Everyone is keenly aware of the puppy dog like obsession betabro has with Y
>Collective, silent groan
>Night goes as expected
>We get the town hobo, Patas, to buy us beer
>Drink
>Betabro slams a couple beers, acts like he's hammered
>Hangs all over Y
>Walks her to Vikingbro's washroom and back
>Gets to the point where everytime she gets up, even just to stretch, he does to. And puts his arm around her
>Vikingbro, and /pol/bro begin making puppy dog whimper sounds everytime they leave the room together
>Kinda messed up, but hilarious
>At one point, while Y was actually seperated from betabro he starts talking to me
>About how she is so beautiful and perfect
>She's exactly the kind of woman he wants and needs
>If only it weren't for that guy she's been dating since junior year
>Then, he drops the cringebomb on me
>Tells me about a dream he had of him and Y
>Driving along, when suddenly her boyfriend shoots and kills her, and she dies in his arms
>He begins tearing up, talking about how he can't lose her
>She's his everything
>She happens upon him crying, wonders whats wrong, they walk off to her car, sit in there for a while, then drive off
>O well, more ill gotten beer plox
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>>679272175

Because for as long as i've been on the internet, I've never learned how. And when i looked it up, I discovered my shitty laptop does not have a prnt scrn key. Been hoping for someone else to do it, then i'll just save it and spam it that way
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>>679270739
Haven't seen this one in years. What an asshole.

Wonder what he's like these days.
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>>679272641
And that suggestive blue one! Fuck me it's happening, that blue dog is getting the wet work....MUH DICK
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>>679271787
I really don't think you should.
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>>679271507
>Im sentient trash

Well, at least she's honest.
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>>679271575
>3pac
tupac is spinning in his grave
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>>679270105
>before /pol/bro turns into /k/bro
kek
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>>679272158
>if you are vegan why not just photosynthesize?
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>>679271508
Nah dude they are. The Tumblr stuff is hilarious because they just cry to each other about stuff that will never change in their favor. Furries and bronies and shit are still way worse
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>>679270683
closed my legs to the sight of that
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>>679272678
Not rage. Her husband was smart enough to get a prenup, bitch won't be getting jack shit in the divorvce.
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>>679271927
for an MLP tattoo.... that's actually not bad.
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>>679273381

Can't we just holocaust 'em all? And make this one real?
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>>679273579

Ya know, if you want to like a show that's inappropriate for your age group, who gives a shit.

But to sexualize fucking ponys? memorize the songs? have sweaty, terrible conventions? Put fleshlights in plushies?
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>>679270683
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>>679271360
Disney is white culture, how dare that faggot ass bitch "like" Disney when she isn't even white.
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>>679273483
There's fucking pussy juice dripping from a cartoon horse! How the fuck is that good?
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>>679272641
you're posting in the right thread
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>>679273777

Checked
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>>679270075

>>my end of summer resolution is to post more pictures of myself that i don't like.

>>look exactly like her

I.. I just can't deal with this picture.
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>>679272336
Cry and yell. I'd have the Mexican buy all the cupcakes then resell them all for 1.00 to everyone.
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>>679272102

I am Mexican... But this shit is stupid. Just put them all on 1$.
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>>679272543
What the fuck are "good boy points"?
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>>679273746
I'm all of those, besides the fucking a plushie part. But I act and look like a normal functional adult in public. I just find it cringy when people can't keep it to themselves
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>>679272746
>That person would have a point
stop right there. there is no conceivable universe in which THAT person could have a point.
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>>679272479

You're supposed to take 1 or 2 not the whole pack of cookies
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>>679274086

The ones that pass on her are the ones that get eaten.
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>>679274040

So you do not strive for the deliciousness that is chicken tendies???
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>>679273878
>pussy juice
you tell me
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cringgge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syv_uYyTZI8
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>>679269357
"LGBT+" wow that's really offensive to just group all the rest as just "+".
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>>679274342
HOM NOM
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>>679274074

Exactly. Just like with fags. Keep it to yourself, or just in front of like minded people, I don't give a shit.

Do that shit in the open, and shove it down people's throats? Fuck right off
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>>679274040

Okay... *Remeber 6 years old*.

Oh! When you make a good thing they give to you "Good Boy Points".

I remember with 20 Good Boy Points Daddy or Mommy can give me an Junior Hamburger.

But know... I need work packing in supermarket only for a fucking cheap hamburger with no "Ketchup Smiley Face".
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>>679271360
>you are not entitled to eat that sauce
sorry dude ill go have some nice american mac n cheese instead i don't wanna infringe on your sauce rights
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>>679273494

I have yet to see a brony in real life or I swear to 2pac and all the Norse gods that I would beat the shit out of them on the spot. I look but I do not see them.
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>>679271360
Because only whites use the grocery store
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>>679272066
>ima stronk independant wymyn
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This literally just popped up on Facebook.
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>>679274460
savage
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>>679269033
I fucking died
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>>679274460
I identify as +-kin you shitlord CHECK your LGBT privilege how would it FEEL if you were put in the BACK of the gender/sexual orientaion line? Oh, THATS RIGHT, you NEVER HAVE. GET out of my board and give money on patreon or I will kill myself pls. YOU should be WIPED from the Earth, you shitlord.
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>>679274383
>don't be scared
>I'm a nice guy
>mfw
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>>679274904
eh, i'll give it a pass. Performing arts is usually full of strange shit like this. The people are pretty normal tbh. One of my buddies used to do theater and he said it's super easy to get numbers when you can do some decent stage acting.
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>>679274621
The dentist went along with this shit?
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>>679269357
Fuck the world, God is dead.
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>>679270196
>aforementioned library

When did you aforemention this library?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY
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https://youtu.be/a_ZpRiHr9Ds
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>>679275260
In his mind when he was jerking to the story he made up about not being betabro.
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>>679274787
Come at me faggot.

Oc cringe. That blue plushy cost me a fucking lot
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>>679274746
Check your privilege shitlord. Macaroni are pasta and pasta is an Italian food. You are not entitled to eat it.
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>>679273914
You wouldn't smash that green and black ones ass? Or am I the only one....Jesus faggot...you wouldn't even Fuck...not even once
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He enjoys listening to music and being an edgy faggot
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Where can I find these Tumblr types or bronies, srsly. I've never seen one. I really would love to enrage them and incite a fight so I can smash some skulls in, in the name of rape and cis-gods
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>>679274325
You know you fucked up along the way when you need to hold up your stomach
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>>679272102
so it seems that the cookies can be sold for 54 cents, implying that there still is a bargin for the seller at this price, OR that they expect not as much hispanic girls to buy their cookies, which could be critiziced as racism itself, just like the whole price-difference by race/ethical background.
As these things always want to raise awareness, we must conclued that they did. If they are expecting for people to meet these prices, they are just as bad as the situation they want to raise awareness to. Perhabs it would be better to sell all people the cookies at the same price, the price hispanic women have to pay, so all have the same condition, while explaining the odd price for the cookies ("in a survey it shows that for every dollar a white guy makes, a hispanic woman gets 54 cents, that why we have choosen the odd price, to raise the awareness of the wage gap, etc").

tl;dr: this is racist and doesn't help their cause at all in my opinion
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>>679275555
Nice quads
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>>679275356
Yeah, this
>>679275356

But for real, the first part had to be retyped, and i left out the detail of it taking place in the parking lot of the local library
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>>679271129
Shes so tiny!
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>>679275369
How much, degenerate?
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>>679275228
Still getting paid m8
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>>679275725
Don't fully remember anymore, I think it was around $250 USD
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>>679275369

Please walk around South ATL with your ponies or your pursuit or diapers or whatever the fuck your derangement dictates.
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>>679274325
She was 'kind' of cute in the first one.
A little pudgy but still rootable.
What a shame.
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>>679275765
oh jesus. the caption says it all for me.
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>>679273777
Trrrrips
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>>679275895
Damn that's nice. Who'd you commission?
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>>679275923

Fursuit* my phone doesn't auto correct to that word thank god
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>>679274904
who is this semen demon?
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>>679274040
Do you not have them where you're from?
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>>679274021
Lol
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>>679275097
and don't speak to me or my son ever again
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>>679269128
And that Fox....at least I'm honest
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>>679275895
Why pay so much for that? What's special about it?
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>>679276180
Appledew
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>>679271544
That's a gross comparison. Lots of guys for whatever reason have fat fetishes..... No girl in their right mind wants a fat fuck with long greasy hair and a pony tail. Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with being fat but there's everything wrong with a fedorafag that lives with his mother and doesn't shower regularly.
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>>679275369
They are among us.
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>>679269033
That looks like a school play of Death Note... please for the love of god tell me that's a school play of Death Note.
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>>679276470
>se siente genial
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>>679276211
>>679275923
Oh mother fucker 404, I live in Savannah and I got a fursuit....prepare your anus, for my body is ready
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>>679274904
He has more balls than you, so it's not cringe
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>>679270397
sonygender you fucking shitlord
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>>679276447
It's an original character, just to add to the cringe
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>>679275366
Posted by 420 meme fanatics. Something seems amiss.
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>>679276489

You're right, it goes against human nature
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>>679275385
>>679275765
These are sad as fuck. Furries that take the shit beyond porn and unspeakable sex acts are downright criminal.
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>>679276470
lmao why is that anime bitch in the back so much bigger than all of them
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>>679270075
> look exactly like her
Well, if Nikki was injected with cheeseburgers instead of silicon, yeah, maybe, i guess
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>>679276606
I swear to God next week I'll be visiting my brother on tybee. I will meet you anywhere in Savannah or on the island and square up or are you a puss. Bring your katana too, I know you have one. This is fate right here.
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>>679275385
As a furry myself, this guy can go kill himself
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>>679273006
The one and only
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>>679276606
Post suit
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>>679277054
Yeah post it so I know what to look for when I come your city
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>>679276165
>2 times 0 is 0

Wew lad
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>>679276606
>>679276912
y'all niggas is crackin me up
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>>679272102
>Mixed race mutt
Well fuck you I didn't want your cupcakes anyway
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>>679276912
Lmao square up, you serious...I'd beat your ass in the fursuit just for shits and giggles but Fuck, I'm in the military, I can't risk it...and no I don't actually own a katana...they don't make those anymore really...Im not spending 10k on a Fucking sword...I'll just buy a ruger....I won't fight you but I'll Damn sure follow your ass around...I'll hug your kids too if you got em
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>>679276661
Just put pants on the regular blue one?
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>>679271927
It's a shame that decent artists have to waste their time on this crap
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>>679270809
Fucking kek

I looked like a giggling autist on the train because of you
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>>679277278

Probably so but I been trying to find one of these cringe lords for the longest. I'll record the shit too and of course post it on /b/
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>>679277361
Please let this happen. Please post pics of this happening. It's now very important to me
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>>679277054
I would totally, it's a white wolf, but I don't have it here, I'm from Florida, and I'm in Savannah at ft Stewart for the week, so I don't even have it, but I'm coming back to savanna after a couple weeks..I'm going to head to atl just to see this guy
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>>679273777
Nice trips
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>>679276597
Is... is that plup?
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>>679274787
I died at "2pac and akl the norse gods
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>>679276489
There's got to be at least a few women on earth who have a fetish for that. Of course they've got pick of the litter.
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>>679277361

Oh you graduate too of your class in the navy seals too faggot? Don't be a bitch. You think the military makes you a badass? Wish youd prove it next weekend and man up to the challenge instead of backing off like the fursuit faggot you are
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>>679273015
I want a picture of this guy
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>>679275385
Stuff like this makes me wish the nazis won , they wouldn't stand for this shit
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>>679276000
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>>679275555
College
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Solid white wolf, I'll walk around, probably at the mall, I drive a grey 1974 Chevy truck...I'll start a thread about it and every thing if I see you...lol prepare yourself...
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>>679277613

Oh if you wanna come here then by all means come to my home turf and get your head knocked straight. Sounds like a lot of excuses to me though
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>>679277361
>they dont make those anymore
fuckin kek'd at a faggot bronie
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>>679277361
post a pic of fur suit you faggot, dont forget the timestamp bitch
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>>679276489
I know a girl dating a fat guy though.
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>>679277494
i'd be against beating him just for being a degenerate... but that bronie talkin to you like he wants to throw hands. you got my blessing, fam.
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>>679277888

Thanks. I found one though. A jarhead at that, so maybe he'll be dumb enough to actually meet me. Though so far he got lots of excuses why he can't.
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>>679275765
I've seen this a million times and every single time it hurts. I cant express my sympathy for the parents. Must be absolutely devastating to know you brought that loser of a human being into existence.
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>>679278026
I will motherfucker when I see his ass in Atlanta...God Atlanta is shit tier
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>>679275555
Soopar quads
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>>679277418

When will that fat fucking faggot just finally fucking kill himself?
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>>679277900
Trips confirms I'm doing this shit...starting a thread when I do it too
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>>679273919
>"Popsicle Style"
Holy shit ya got me anon I lost.
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>>679278081
Yeah but is he greasy and gross? Like I enjoy big guys with beards (only with beards) but only if they are well kept and don't smell like sweat and Cheetos
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>>679278158
Vet living in Augusta. Might ride out to Savannah, this faggots a disgrace to the uniform.
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>>679278147

Bruh he won't show. Talking like I got kids. Do I sound like the type of chump to have fucking kids? Hell nah, I got nothing to lose in this world, just so I can do shit like this, go back to jail and not give no fucks about it. I was born in the A and I was raised by the A and this pony-fucking faggot can come to the A and find out why I haven't ever seen one of his kind around the Southside. Because it don't fly down here
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>>679274325
God has forsaken her.>>679274342
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W8UJZg1YvA
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>>679278405

The mall. What mall? Greenbriar? Lenox? Etc?
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>>679278426
>Yeah but is he greasy and gross?

All fat people are gross. He even has a fedora. His hair is generally not too bad though, and he doesn't wear his fedora out anymore.
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>>679276489
Well, at least I don't have a fedora
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>>679278499
>Bruh

Kill yourself
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>>679278499
Yeah ok won't show, ill be waiting for you, what's your favorite restaurant
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>>679276597
Someone should call him...
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>>679275369
There's only one faggot here boyo.
>>it's you
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>>679273919
lmfao what a fucking hero whoever wrote that
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>>679278671

Spondivits, right by the airport, right by where I stay.
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>>679276000
>>679278000
Double trip 0's in the same bread.
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I'm glad I've made it 20 years into my life without a clue as to what a "cis gender" is. Life is good.
Cringe at the shuumster
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>>679274086
>>I shouldn't have to lower my standards

So, what, men should instead?
Great equality right there.
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>>679278687
I've accepted this long ago
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>>679278620
Whichever...I'll visit spam the Fuck out of it, how can I get a hold of you what's your email I'll timestamp my spare body tomorrow for your ass if I can't find it
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>>679275369
You're fucking weird, bud.
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>>679278954

I'll make a throwaway real quick gimme a sec
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>>679275097
Oh so you're just fine with them ignoring ALL THE OTHER KINS AND ISTS AND ISMS AND ETC ETC ETC!!!! As long as you get your little "+"

Fucking so triggered rt nao.
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>>679271129
Looks like a dorm room. His poor roommate...
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>>679275555
The quads have spoken
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>>679278909
>Reply
dreadlocks have been a part of basically every culture since early as fuck times. a race can't 'own' a hairstyle anyway, and yes i am fucking racist.
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>>679270397
Well I read lithoromantic and immediately thought lithos as in rocks/earth. Very confused
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>>679279281
I honestly just feel bad for him at this point
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>>679278802
Screenshot, what should I order for you, and are the bathrooms big? Because I'm gonna need space when I fold you over a toilet
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[email protected] <---- ATL ho
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>>679277697
No. Not ever. As far as biology goes no female ever wanted to breed with the loser. It doesn't produce good offspring. It goes back to the caveman days; women will always look for someone who has something to offer in regards to offspring such as good genetics. You don't find that in basement dwellers, fantasizing about sanic.
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>>679279281
He has some surprisingly nice legs.

Also, no one has made me cringe yet. Is this all you have to offer me?
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>>679279281
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>>679279422
[email protected]
Been the same since 2004
>bronybasher
Top Fucking kek, I'm not even a brony
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>>679279421

No we're gonna do this shit in their parking lot behind the place. That way I can still run from APD when I'm done
>>
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>>679279879
The ad should be for fucking contraception, not that shit.
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>>679270301
Jesus Christ stop inviting him places. Rapey cunt.
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>>679279588

When are you gonna be here. In gonna go ahead and get some hype footage before hand like a legit street fight video so I can give /b/ a proper show
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>>679279879
Holy shit either that guys a Fucking giant or she's a midget
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>>679273309
Spat out my milk

Kek/10
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>>679280075
Idk, when ever I get off work, get back down to Florida, and cone back
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>>679271173
Erika's oh joy webcomic is usually pretty good. She helped me find a ton of good masturbation toys
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>>679277173
He sure showed him!
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>>679280204
This really razzles my dazzles in all the wrong ways.
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>>679280094
>Blanca
>hispanic name

She's a midget.
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>>679270301
Atleast he can actually hang around and talk to girls I wish I could have even that amount of female attention in my life
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>>679280485
There it is. I finally lost. The only thing worse than the sonic bullshit is minion bullshit.
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>>679280659
Holy fuck she's so Fucking small
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>>679277361
>I'll hug your kids too if you got em

real talk.
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>>679280346
I'll see that face in my nightmares.
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>>679280650
cringe, not gag
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>>679276489
I know so many girls that want to fuck a chubby guy or one with long, greasy hair. Saw it in high school and see it all the fucking time. They flock to anyone who reminds them of daddy, or a boy who daddy would hate.
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>>679274383
>sips mountain dew
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>>679280752

He would probably love to fondle some kids. But I do not have those bastards
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>>679280859
Classic
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>>679271575
lost
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>>679277435
they don't have to. Often times they'll deny someone if they think the person will grow to regret it some day. I think he found a very open minded artist or one who is into the same stuff he is
>>
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>>679280650
Oh man, remember when everything used to be made with gelatin? Those meat/jello/mayo monstrosities of the 50-70's were awesome.
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>>679277696
wtf did i just read
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>>679277494
Haha getting puffed up at a brony. You're fucking sad fam.

Anyway, record it so I can watch you get wrecked by the quiet kid you bullied in school.
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>>679280903
I'm not a pedophile, I meant how Fucking bad would it be if I am best the shit out of him and hugged his kids...or you and your kids...since I don't know who I'm talking to
>>
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>>679270683
I don't have a penis and that hurt me
>>
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>>679281061
Looks like a normal /B/ user
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>>679281087

Yea we'll see
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>>679281061
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>>679280769
Knowing that this man's name is so close to mine, just sent me into circulatory shock.
Delete this.
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>>679270739
i don't believe this is real. anyone can super impose text that looks like ok cupid onto a picture
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>>679281316
edge fag
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>>679270301
That was one sad rollercoaster
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>>679281061
>>679281316
What a waste of a good uniform
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>>679281197
Same
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>>679280769
>16 miles away
TOO CLOSE
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Dubs.
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>>679281316
>school issued ipad
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>>679270683
It took me awhile to realize that's a dick
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>>679281107
I don't have kids. I get the insult to injury though. I'm guessing you're a tall dude, maybe athletic since military and all. Probably banking on your basic training cqc to win coupled with your size.
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You all just lost
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>>679271179
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>>679272362
Ole Mac gotta put down the smokes man Jesus
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>>679281774
Wow he has a lot of cats
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>>679281748
Well, I am tall, but cqc was shit compared to my mma that I did growing up
>>
Yeah for sure, lots of ladies would have no issue fucking a fat guy but again.... No one wants to fuck a fat neckbeard loser who lives in their moms basement when they're 30+. UNLESS they themselves were also a total fucking loser with no other options.
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>>679281774
Dog memes are the best though
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>>679281458
Oh man. Blubber and human fat are entirely different things.
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