How much money do you have on you right now, /b/?

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>>679264292
I don't carry money.

Ah I dunno. Like 30 Bucks.

About three dorra fiddy

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You think that's a lot of money you silly faggot? I only count 19 bills. Check this fat stack out. I bought my car with it.

>>679264292
I have $0 in chequing and $0.18 in savings
I think I have $1.75 in my car
I owe my credit card $60 and I owe my line of credit $1500
I am a neet actively seeking employment
Job interview tomorrow, wish me luck niggers

>>679264887
Give me some money fag I want to buy some chips

350 pesos

I have 2100 atm.

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>>679264890
Just be an attractive stripper it's much easier than real work.
>>679264887
$2000 in hundreds and another 1200 in 20s not in the picture. It's not buying a car money but it's also not bad for this months earnings so far (or at least as of Sunday)

130 cash
153 checking account
150 avail in credit with 1800 in debt

AR$ 184 in wallet

plus over 10k in debt.

>feelsbadman.jpg

$827 in my wallet.

>>679265006
So like a $1.50 USD?

>>679264292
Maybe 3 euro I always pay by card

>>679265212
Im too lanky to be a stripper
Although I would shave my legs and get fucked up this ass if the money was right

5,000 usd cash

i dont want my assets frozen or unavailable

come try and rob me if you want; im a tough guy

900bn credit line, almost a trillionaire

>>679264890
I know your pain anon, 2g under, NEET, owe landlord friend rent. Shitty town, nearly no job market.

>>679265518
Ok where you live?
I'm a super edgy dude in need of a fix i'd shoot you with my glock 17 which is partially held together by gorilla glue

>>679264292

Cash? Like 30 dollars. Also like 200 pounds but I'm nowhere near Bongland. Oh, and maybe 1000 in gift cards.

$240? In my room. I live at my parents house. It's all Christmas money. No job.

>>679265516
As a lanky guy who's done male modeling with a side of getting blown by lonely old men, it's decent money but more awkward and uncomfortable than stripping for 5k a month.

>>679265291
You're a fucking retard to carry that much.

>>679265369
more like 52¢...these are Chilean pesos

>>679264292
$49

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>>679264292
I count 2300 in the pic in case anyone else like me was curious

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And another $500 in a seperate "emergency" account. I once had closer to $15,000 but bought my truck cash so no car payments. Currently 26 only making 25k a year while going to school part-time.

>>679265212
You're very imaginative, anon. That's 5k, got a used but hooked up Mazda rx8. It's beautiful, bro.

>>679265626
Damn.. Sounds like my town
I got fired mar 19 and have had 2 interviews but no offers
Noone wants a guy that was let go

Have over 40k in savings. I don't make much as a musician but save everything I earn.

>>679266078
>>679265626

time to move, faggots.
>>buuhhhh i cant afford to move
sounds like you cant afford to stay.

>>679264887
>see fat stack
>realize that you only see the 100 dollar bill
>also realize that the rest of the those bills could be just a bunch of 1's

>>679265898
No but im enjoying that cat pic

>>679265970
What? How am I imaginative? The money I was talking about was my money, not yours lol. I drive a $28k 2014Acura TLX if we're comparing car dicks, but we're comparing cash here lol

>>679265679
I like this guy, he's got style.

Bit over £3k

$1 cash.
$35 debit.
$3800 savings.

I owe $3000 on a card ive been paying on for 12 years. intrest so high it never goes down.

$900 best buy credit because my dumbass had to have a drone.

>>679266280
I want to move to the states (Canadafag)
But i'm concerned about mexicans and niggers.. Whats the best, 99.99% white, low crime rate state?

>>679266078
>>679266280
I could always go back home. But I'm more likely to end up in prison if I go back there. I'm too much of a faggot for prison.

>>679265847
>You're a fucking retard to carry that much.

Why?

>>679265930
Are you me?
>$600 in rent money account
>currently $14,500 checking, used 10k to pay half my car
>Full-time school making $28k/yr
>26 in a few months

>>679266538
Vermont if you don't mind unemployment, Northern Virginia if you don't mind high cost of living but also tons of high paying jobs. Some Mexicans, but they're the help. Gotta have someone mow your lawn and vacuum the guest rooms.

>>679266540
KEK you sound like me 100%
I wouldn't survive in prison
Im actually under investigation apparently, so I might have to move

>>679266538
probably maine, vermont, idaho, nebraska

i live in louisiana and its all crime and niggers everywhere. its still not dangerous if you're smart.

>>679266788
>>679266540
Did you guys happen to get raided for that one certain darknet site going down because I might have too and I'm just kinda waiting it out and hoping they drop my case or I can get a good plea bargain.

>>679266788
I'm so fucked man. Can't even do bankruptcy because I own nothing.

dear richfags

I am going to be killed by drug dealers (happy to prove it)

Any rich fag want to save a life and donate to me

Yours sincerely
A mess of a human, (i still have potential to be great, HIGH IQ)

>>679266982
No, no correlation to that
Just theft and bne

>>679266750
im in Vermont, its getting a bit more culturally diverse lately since heroine is a huge issue. there are a ton of jobs but people here are fucking lazy welfare cunts.

>>679267107
You're a faggot, I'm a faggot, we're all faggot, you deserve to die.

>>679264890
Good luck brother! Hope it all goes well and you get back up on your feet again soon

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>>679266538
North western Washington, Olympic peninsula. I live in port angeles, we have a ferry that goes to Canada.

>>679267107
I might be willing to toss a hundred if you can prove it AND prove that you would use the money to get into rehab. Hell I may even have a job when you get out if you're telling the truth.

200.000€ at the bank
50€ at my wallet
Suck this poorfags

>>679264292
6 bucks, US

>>679266750
>>679266846
I'll check those out, thanks
Vermont does sound nice

Its sad because from what I understand Louisiana was a confederate state and was active in keeping niggers out way back when. The Son Of Mississippi makes fun of King parading thru Bogalusa in one of his songs

>>679267296
>>679267364
God damn it, gimme 400 so I can pay my fucking cell bill and get a job

>>679267198

Ahh a VT brother!

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this way.

>>679264292
Zero dollars lol. Who carries money anymore? I don't have money... I have a bank.

189 in wallet 200 more tomorrow. US

>>679267273
Thanks man

>>679267295
I wonder how hard it is to become an American citizen.. I never had it bad growing up but always wished I was born there

>>679264292
about tree fiddy

>>679267776
>off by one

Ouch

>>679267429
we kept them down, not "out." they've been a huge minority since the earliest slave days.

and we've exported tons of them to california. a lot of the blacks out have tons of family connections to texas and louisiana. so calitown can thank us for that. i wish they would have all left.

50 in savings
412 in checking
700 owed on cc limit of 1500
i had no job for about 4 months which brought my cc to 1200 but just got a job and they are giving me 35 hrs a week so about 550 bi weekly so slowly ima get back on my feet, wish all u broke b/iggers gl

>>679267198

>culturally diverse
>heroin
>same sentence

Just say you have fucking niggers and spics, but they pay for their junk in cash and not murder.

11000$ in the bank.

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$21 and like 300 in weed, I live in the pnw so it might as well be money.

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>>679268114
lold, its the truth

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So many richfags, feels like /biz/
>feelsbadman.png

>>679268441
I have 4 cats so I feel rich in feelings

>>679264292
$11
I try not to carry cash, I tend to spend it faster than if I have to use my debit card.

>>679267296

Wow, Mr. "I'm going to die"...that's an amazing offer. You would either have to be lying or not of a high IQ to reject that shit.

Not even saying rehab itself works all the time, but if some random person is offering you this, sort your shit out m8.

>>679267107

Also, who did you steal drugs from?

>>679267564
There are beggars at the rutland Walmart now. What the fuck are you going to get from those people?

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>>679264292
In cash? My wallet's got like $10-15?
Got a nice amount in my bank, though. Been saving up for a website launch, so like $2.3K

Hopefully, when I launch, that'll multiply.

>>679268441
Is that a pokemans?

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10K even.

200 CHF

>>679264292
Is that the money you paid that girl to touch your penis?

>>679268950
Buy 10k of lotto tickets fag

>>679268950
I'd lick your nuts for 5 of those.

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>>679264292
About u$s20. Yep, im broke as fuck. Dont have a job and shit. God knows how i will pay the rent next month. Dont give a fuck about tho...

>>679268950
>>679269040
I'd watch him lick your nuts for a home cooked meal and my parents approval

$6 cash .. 30k in savings/stocks... Saving for Tesla Model 3

>>679269188
Lol, we can all dream anon... We can alllll dream.

>>679269188
kek

>>679269188
Nice dubs sad man

$35 cash,
~$22000 savings,
$700 stocks
$2000 retirement
-$6000 student loans

>>679269188
I'd watch me lick his nuts too

>>679269269
Unless you pre-ordered, I don't think you'll get one until 2018 or so.

>>679266538
am from nebraska. can confirm the job market kicks ass, 99% white
live in cali now tho

>>679269495
22k in savings but doesn't pay off student loans?

390 EUR in bank
About 20 EUR in cash
I won't get more money till May.

>>679267296
Dear anon

Want to contact me online somehow, I am in a bad way and trying my hardest to sort it out,

I'm starting to fail my university course and have liverpudlian drug dealers threatening me and my family, considering an hero

let me know i understand if you don't get in contact

>>679266748
you sound just like me. spent $9k cash 3 months ago to buy a car, turn 26 in july
>also me >>679269495

>>679269679
Pre ordered night of reveal after I got the okay from the wife.

>>679264292
35 cents

>>679269742
no interest, still a student but getting paid for it now

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>>679268950
that pic looks eerily similar to another I saw on /b/ (or /biz/?) some time ago

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>>679270151

>>679266572
Maybe because if you're not careful you can be mugged or lose it. Anyone that had any sense of respect for hard earned money knows you don't need more than a couple hundred in cash tops.

>>679264292
$350 in bills, misc coins.

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>>679264292
>>679265212

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>>679270424

>>679270151
That one's not me. I took the pic (above) right before I deposited it in the bank. Trying to be a baller... failing at being a baller.

i deposited $530 cash last night. no cash on me right now though.

>>679264292
None. At all.

>>679270335
nope. i do not agree.

>>679264292
5 euros and a pack of smokes

>>679266516

Pay the card off asap, why give money to the interest jew?

>>679270477
that bitch bad as hell.

-56

I got negative 700 000 €. Poorest guy here probably.

>>679265540

Tay tay?

>>679264292
2$, 12 pack of cheep beer and 30 sack of weed

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>>679270477
>>679270424

R20

310 dollarydoos

>>679270986
Who are you, my old CO? I wouldn't be surprised. You'd be the type of faggot to go on /b/.

>>679270986
How the fuck?

>>679264292
$1100 Aud

On me..

1020 in my pocket
2400 in my gun safe

>>679264887
lmao thats like almost all 20's

>>679271309
Underage faggot

>>679270335
>Maybe because if you're not careful you can be mugged or lose it.

Never been mugged, don't plan on being mugged.
And if I lose it, I'm stupid and deserve to lose it.
And it's only $827. My world won't crumble if it disappears. I'll be pissed. But it won't be a disaster.

On the other hand, I've made some great spontaneous deals because I could whip out a few hundred, wave it in someone's face and say "We can do this right now for cash or I can walk away. But I'm not paying a penny more."

>>679271120
ballin
ballin
ballin

$7500 in savings

>>679271540
yeah like some meth-head chick who really needs $200

ive been in that situation before and ever since i've had serious fantasies about making a proposition and then serving up some hard dick and rising the STD. gives me chills just thinking about it! whoo!

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>>679271491
faggot faggot

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1600$ in savings
360$~ in checking

>>679265540
hmu fam

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This much

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>>679264887
>>679265212

Where the hell did you fuckers learn to count?

This guy is close...
>>679265898

>>679266281
apparently this guy knows what's up too...

I count 24 bills in OP pic, 19 in the second one of ol' girl., but can only see 1 of the 5 in her hand there.

Can't believe it is OP's pic if they are saying 2k on the body, and another 1200 in 20's off cam...

>>679271788

Not into whores.

But I've paid bottom dollar for motorcycles, cars, guns, art, antiques, electronics, and furniture like that.

I'm only here anymore to make myself sad enough to fuckin' kill someone/

I currenty have around $600 to my name. Paying rent tomorrow, so that'll bring it to $200.

>>679272288
mhm. sure

>>679272340
I recant my initial post >>679265898 as I did not see bill #20 in this picture. 2400 sounds correct

>>679272527
just add pussy to the list. i think you might enjoy yourself.

>>679272804
Nice to see someone owning up

Way to be, Anon!

Alas, there will be no reward for honesty in this world, possibly the next...

im naked so just the roll of pennies in my ass

>>679272959
>just add pussy to the list. i think you might enjoy yourself.

My wife wouldn't approve.

>>679264887

>one $100 bill
>several other color bills that might as well be singles
>weird faggy green phallic stick

Okay buddy

>>679264292
0$ and living with parents
>inb4 underage
Sadly not.

$1340 cash in my pocket. $500 in my safe. $1465 in the bank and like $20-$50 in $1 bills in a shoebox undr my coffee table

189€ in my wallet and 27.000€ savings

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>be me
>be 16
>be heavily into drugs, selling primarily ketamine and cocaine
>best friend in same boat
>best friend get's found dead in canal
>we don't know what happens
>probably ketamine related
>he was an addict and got in dangerous states often fully dissociated
>mfw i miss him so much there's nothing i can do but try and change
>didn't change
>still ket head
>fast forward 2 years
>move to major northern english city to escape the guilt and party scene
>clean now studying business and marketing in university
>still have serious drug debts from my reckless youth and it's haunting me
>I need help to understand how to make money quickly and move on to the new phase of my life
>make friend proud
>leave drug life in past
>need money
>need advice
>need to leave the past behind

Please rich fags, i need money to appease my crippling depression and contuinue with the sobre life i have built, help me if you can find it in your heart, i see no avenue but to ask the website that has been a staple in my life since i was 13

Much respect for reading,
Feel free to contact me

>>679274027
Please be bait

Around 1100 USD :P with no debt ;)

>>679264292
>189€ in my wallet and 27.000€ savings
How old are you where are you from?

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>>679274027
>tldr

how much money you got kid

>>679274123
not bait, legit talk don't know where else to turn

>>679274268
0 money, -£1050

>>679264292
$275.. not much..

>>679274293
Not /b/ that's for damn sure.

>>679274293
If true, I'd say you search for your family, if none for friends, and if none just try to leave everything behind and just keep going forward. Stop using drugs and prioritize studies.

>>679264292
I have a $25 gift card to target

>>679274725
I am clean and am prioritising studies, i just need a fucking break so theese crazy bastards stop threatening me and my family - I have made an active effort to sort my life out, but money is clearly a huge issue, but not for alot of the people in this thread, i don't know where else to turn

>mfw my best hasn't been good enough

i have 300 sitting in an envelope in front of me

$315000 saving
$70000 checking

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>>679274984
You only have fuckin' dealers after you, I'm dealing with an entire government, family, and friends.

>>679274027
PM me. I'll help. Peace and love.

About 20 grand debt.

>>679275150
theese guys are scary fuckers, one of their close associates recently got sent to prison for kidnap and attempted murder, leaving a guy i know in a pond after knocking his teeth out with a shot gun barrel

the worst the goverment will do is interview you and if you can talk like an artist you can get away with murder

>>679264292
In cash? €20 because a lot of German places will only take cash.
In my bank account? Around $50,000 or so, probably going to buy a something nice in 10 years with that

242 Honduran lempiras

>>679275380
These fuckers can at least just fucking kill you.

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>>679265930
>>679266748
What do you fags do for a living?

>>679275184
How do i PM you, http://www.chat-avenue.com/boysonlychat.html

join this chat room man

any help would be a blessing to me, i am so distraught

>>679275380
lol ok, go work in law enforcement or criminal law and see if that shits true

.20 USD was jobless for about month after leaving job that just hit minimum wage after 2 years of working there but hey the drugs and parties there were nice but just got another job so yeah hopefully will not be a broke ass nigger

should i invest in bitcoin /b/?

I have about 40 dollars on me OP.
I'm worth around $15,000 or so besides that.

>>679275380
ha at least you don't have to worry about pissing off a crypt kings son which can be future king if he wants to be or have fucking bloods after you but lucky me good friends with big time coke dealers on both sides

>>679266982

If they busted you, you would have known by now. You were probably too small to bother with. Felonfag btw. I did my first stint in federal jail at 19.

>>679274027
Money is not real. People with the fullest lives may or may not have money.

Shrug off money and don't get hooked thinking it is significant. Live life.

If you can pay debt good. If you can not then don't. Important not to stress things that fundamentaly does not matter.

welcome to /b/, NEETs who can't get employed, richfags, and drug issues

>>captcha wanted me to pick food
>>pictures of dogs
>>I'm asian, failed.

>>679264292
At bed, I carry no money when I go to bed.

>>679275184
https://chatstep.com/#peaceloverespect

speak on here if you are willing to help my friend

>>679276224
what does NEET MEAN

$160 cash
$1600 checking account
$8000 in savings account

$25000 in savings. $5000 in spending. No credit card. No debts. Hardly any education (saving so I can go back to school without working on the side.) and $2500 in an account to pay for vehicle maintenance fuel and whatever else my car and bike needs.

$1000 Emergency.
$200 for food per week.

>>679276914
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=neet

>>679276914
>>679276914
>google
>>679277109

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sup

31$ on me
700$ in checking
14,000$ savings
And 9,800 in a backup fund

>>679277377
kek
>Screenshot_2016-02-24-02-(...).png

>>679277830
yeah it was from when i paid off my student loan debt haha theres like $1k in there now

>>679277918
Faggot anon can't into money thread right

>>679264292
$120 in muh paperfold

wallet: ~100€
savings:~30k€
stocks: ~80k€
immobilia: ~360k€

Plz help me rich fags

I don't know where to turn

https://chatstep.com/#peaceloverespect

$7.65 in checking
$5 in savings
Around $30 change.

Feelsbadman.jpg

>>679264292
None in cash
$25 in checking
$905 in savings

Like $3.27 a guitar pick and I shitty song about some slut

>>679264887
Nice stickshift you fucking faggot

>>679271120
Holy shit this dude balling out of control.

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS NEED TO GET ON HIS LEVEL

>>679280029
He balled so hard he chased Indiana Jones

>>679266516
You should pay off your card wiht your savings...

i sell drugs and have alot of cash

>>679265212
i thought your gf did online cam shows? how do you get cash from that? or does she work at a club too? did you just withdraw it all from the bank to show off for /b?

>>679273186
dont tell her just like you dont about those few expesnive collectible guns you bought without her knowing

47 bux

>>679264714
The fuck outta here with your ass nessie

>>679264292
I see a few quarters on my desk.

>>679264292
Zero. I'm a broke ass loser.

I wanna say between 60-70