My dad just left us i could really use a YLYL thread right now
Don't worry things like this happen give it a few weeks
there's usually about 6 in this shithole, you'll be fine.
That or he should put the moves on his mom.
OP, you got pics of your mom?
Also try not to get too upset about this. It's not your fault, your folks just needed a little space from each other. It's not like they killed each other or died.
Wtf is wrong with that cat
Such a waste of a hot body
A shut in living with her parents.
I mean I consider myself a boring antisocial guy. And I hang out on /b/ evidently
But still, I'm the life of the party compared to her
Lol are you fucking retarded?
If you mean college as in sixth form then that finishes when you're fucking 18 and you've been held back for two years because you're that retarded.
If you mean uni as in an undergrad degree then you're some bitch ass faggot that didn't move into halls like a pussy.
Either way, no wonder your dad left.
>wiz cops wiz cops, cast a spell on you, cast a spell on you for doin voodoo
i used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
I'm sorry, OP.
I'm sorry that you are such a disappointment to your father that he doesn't even give a fuck about just up and leaving and never seeing you again. Maybe try not being such a little faggot next time and maybe the next dude your mom marries (who will probably be abusive) will stick around.
I'm not feeling so great either. Just walked out on my bitch wife and that useless fat boy. How did my excellent jism turn into that fat weaboo shit? I kid you not, he's got one of those anime pillows and wears a trilby. He thinks it's a fedora, the stupid cunt. Fuck them both.
I'm feeling kind of shitty too.
I'm a door, some dude just slammed me very hard while storming out of our house. He was muttering to himself about his bitch of a wife and his fat, disgusting, permavirgin failure of a son.
Dude closed me so hard, my hinges nearly shook loose! He must've been really mad!
FFS the cringe, i can't handle it. FUCK.
>wtf what a complete idiot
Actually no. Masohist, yes but it's some thinking to pull that off and keeping your dick.
>I'm Scottish, but I have to intervene. The Irish are the niggers of Britain. Scottish are Mexicans, and Welsh are Canadians.
To a typical American Irish are the violent drunks of England, Scottish are English cheapskates, and who the fuck are a Welsh?
You know if anything good came out of dammm daniel and his life time supply of white vans least he will be the faggot we know he is for life
What kind of monster puts a security camera behind a ceiling fan?
Compared to her he said lol, but yeah, top fucking kek m8
Idk anon, he looks like every other spic to me. Maybe he should start wearing Jordan's so people wouldn't recognize him so easily...
Why are the english always this fucking deluded? The false sense of superiority while england is a fucking shithole and is appauling at soccer.
At least scotland know they're shit.
No, if you survive a knife stab like that you never, ever remove it until you have it done surgically in a controlled environment. It's plugging the bleeding, and removing it would mean certain death.
They probably didn't have his smokes at the gas station, he'll be back any minute now
>Fucks up twice
Special kind of retard
ok /b/ give me some pick up lines, i've asked this girl out twice and she's said no twice, i really like her, but it's clear she's not interested, so lets hear your smoothest/funniest/worst lines to lay on as i don't give a shit at this point
There were so many times he could have played it cool and dropped it. Like he could have just left it at the fact he thought she was talking about LoL...but instead he chooses to go full retard and fail completely like a total beta