Girl I met in my class trying to hook me up with her friend, help me out /b/ros
Ask for a pic of the friend, cum tribute it, send back to girl and say you approve.
Act like you are sending this to a friend.. I met a nice girl, was gonna ask her out on a date but I am scared to find out her answer... what do you think I should do?
Then say: sorry oh my wrong chat...
Good job faggot.
Lol might as well do it at this point, have fun in school.
I'm Tia me so horny me love you long time sucky sucky
You know what assface? How about you quit fishing for replies on the goddam Internet. At least go back to fucking reddit where your hilarious "mememaster" comments will garner cuckvotes. Who knows? Maybe you'll actually cum harder jacking off to your magical internet points rather than the REPLIES you get on an ANONYMOUS image board. You are so sad and pathetic that if I had even the tiniest shred of empathy in my body, which I don't, I would probably still feel bad for you. I honestly bet you knuckleblast your grandpas prostate for gas money. I'll let you know one thing and one thing only douchefag. I am /b/. I am the collective voice of the greatest board of the greatest site on the greatest internet in the goddam universe and I only have one thing to say to you. You. Are. Cancer. I speak for the rest of this community when I say you should seriously and unironically consider ending your pathetic cuckeroni and cheese excuse of a life by ingesting 18 liters of kangaroo cum. Stay gay cockthroat
Look, I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.