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Girl I met in my class trying to hook me up with her friend,

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Girl I met in my class trying to hook me up with her friend, help me out /b/ros
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>>679089244
send her a dick pic and tell her you're not interested in her friend, you want her
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>>679089514
She has a boyfriend
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>>679089629
is he a bro? no? then who gives a fuck
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post corn emoji then XD
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>>679089684
>>679089514
rollin
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Just send this and don't say anything
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I touch myself and think about you two together in my free time.
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>>679089684
She's ugly and her friend is hot anon
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>>679089921
roll
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>>679090017
dubs decides, not you fam
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>>679089958
rolll
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>>679089244
Sorry ladies, i happen to indulge in homosexuality
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>>679089921
Roll
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>>679089958
rroll
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>>679089921
Rawl
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>>679089244
Say you wanted to stick your penis in both their anuses while they engage in a wet lesbian kiss
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>>679089958
roooooll
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>>679089921
Rollin
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>>679089958
rrolll
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>>679089244
Ask them to both send nudes now
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>>679089921
Rolling
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>>679089958
reroll
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>>679090260
Roll
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>>679090067
Well then keep rolling faggot
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Send your dick and say, hi :D
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>>679089921
Rollin for this
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>>679089244
So tell me have you made out with Rachel or Tia?
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>>679089244
Ask for a pic of the friend, cum tribute it, send back to girl and say you approve.
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>>679089958
roll
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>>679089244
Tell her to send nudes then you'll date.
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>>679089917
ROLL
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>>679090511
WASTED DUBS FAGGOT
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>>679090511
WINRAR
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Way to not block out her number OP
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>>679090260
Rawlin for buttsecks
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>>679089921
Roll
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Send your dick and say "fuck im in the wrong chat"
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>>679090601
this
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>>679090511
Goddamn beta faggot
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>>679090511
WINRAR!
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>>679089958
rolllllll
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>>679089244
Get dem nudes and post them, I couldn't care less about what happens after that.
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>>679089921
Reroll
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>>679090517
Roll
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>>679090511
Met Rachel like a week ago and I havent met Tia, so no. And nice dubs
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>>679090599
7zip
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>>679090677
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>>679089921
Rawlin
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>>679090677
winrar
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>>679090711
Dubs
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>>679090677

Winraw
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Do any of you have any used tampons you can give me?
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>>679089921
They see me rollin
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>>679090260
Rolling
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>>679090744
nice dubs yourself
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>>679090744
Nice dubs yourself
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You in IV op?
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>>679090677
Do this one OP
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>ask her if she's into furries
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>>679090888
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>679090601
I'm calling Tia for you, Tyler. I got this, you'll be getting laid in no time.
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Soo do you guys hate niggers too?
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Pic of girl
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Tia just sounds like a needy muthafucking bitch ya know what I mean?

Close down convo: masturbate to thoughts of raping her fart box hard.
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>>679090601
OP fucked up now.
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>>679089921
This tbh
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>>679091118
KEK!!! Go for it faggot.
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>>679091043
STFU and wait nigger. Let us have our fun
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>>679090888
text this you cunt
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>>679089244
+1 (201) 491-3038 let's call her
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>>679091118
Say "your ancestors weren't nuked nearly enough"
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>>679091118
What did I tell u Anon?
Am disappoint, Anon.
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>>679091280
/b/ never got anybody laid. We only fuck things up.
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Kek, I white-knighted this shit.
>Betafaggot
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>>679089244
>>679091307
You fucked up op
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>>679091118
Act like you are sending this to a friend.. I met a nice girl, was gonna ask her out on a date but I am scared to find out her answer... what do you think I should do?

Then say: sorry oh my wrong chat...
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>>679089921
Do it faggot
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OP you better start delivering on those dubs or /b/ gon git nasty
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>>679091478
prove it or may your fedora forever remained untipped
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>>679091307
Ayyy lmao
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Why the fuck would this idiot not cover the number? It's fake
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OP DELIVER OR WELL CALL HER AND SAY SOME SHIT
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>>679090744
Are they hot?
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OP here, I'm fucked
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>>679091940
THISSSSSSSSSS
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>>679091940
kek
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OP here, since you white-knight beta faggots are fucking this up, I'm gonna kill myself.
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>>679092017
positively
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>>679092017
Good job faggot.
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>>679091520
This is the most beta, pussy shit I've ever heard.
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>>679091940
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>>679092105
OP here, I am not killing myself I'm going to fix this
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>>679091940
>Could've been mysterious stalker who knew her name.
KYS lame ass faggot
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>>679091940
oh man OP good luck with your reputation as a creep
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>>679091520
Holy shit. Have you ever considered committing suicide?
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>>679092289
You fucker she's reading as we speak!
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>>679092289
Lol might as well do it at this point, have fun in school.
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>>679089921
Rolling for this!
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>>679091940
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>>679092560
Heyyyyyyyy tia
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I mean he didn't really do anything wrong did he, I mean he kinda just asked for advice from the complete wrong community
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>>679092560
Tits or GTFO
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Umm.. Don't ever talk to me again.
-Tia
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Haha, jk. I love this. Makes me so horny.
-Tia
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Btw we should have sex sometime.
-Tia
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>>679092935
Tia!

I love you... tits or get the fuck off
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>>679092935
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>>679092935
TITS OR GTFO
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>>679093016
Ikr? I'm all wet too. We should 69 each other.
-Rachel
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>>679092935
>>679093016
im dying
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Tia should post
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>>679089921
roll
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>>679090677
OP better fucking deliver
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>>679093016
>>679093016
I'm Tia me so horny me love you long time sucky sucky
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>>679093036
>tits or get the fuck off
>get the fuck off
>off
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>>679089921
rolling
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>>679089244
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>>679093016
Stop pretending to be me!
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Tia if your reading you should totally post OP's number
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>>679093114
Lol you're such a slut Rachel. We should get Tyler in on this
-Tia
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>>679093114
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>>679091118
Nice native
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who the fuck are you guys and why are you posting pictures of me. seriously like leave me alone, smh
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>>679091940
Top kek
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>>679093391
I want you to take a big shit on my face, Tia.
-Rachel
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Post Tyler's number so we can send him fucked up shit
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Tia what's op #?
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>>679093391
Tia OMG, that would be like so wierd ;-)
-Rachel
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>>679093223
fucking keked
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op here.. I dun goofed
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>>679089921

rolling because reasons
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>>679093678
911
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>>679092935
OP is so dead. Lmao
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>>679093223
sittin at home with my dick a hard... no? k.
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>>679093516
Stop lying, I am Tia. Delete this now!
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>>679093777
WHAT HAPPENED OP?
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>>679093678
Roll
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>>679093777
Post results nigger
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Why are you guys posting pictures of me and my number? /: how do I delete this and downvote it?
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>>679093871
too late
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Op post convo please. It's the least you can do.
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>>679093871
Haha silly samefag
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The post and thread will delete automatically, as do all posts on this website
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>>679094122
I am not a lesbian, stop this or I will call the cops.
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>>679094083
This. Please do this. The situation is already fucked, we might as well have fun at this point.
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>>679094160
Except for the archive... And screenshots and saving the picture of her.
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OP pls post screencap of ongoing text msgs
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>>679094276
What will the cops do, send a female officer to strip for you?
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>>679093687
Do you think he's gay?? Lol
-Tia
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+1 (201) 491-3038
+1 (201) 491-3038
+1 (201) 491-3038
+1 (201) 491-3038
+1 (201) 491-3038
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>>679094276
It's okay. I like tacos too.
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>>679094524
First five of you who text me and talk dirty will get nudes ;)
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Also calling the cops is useless, you can't find us anyway, all the names are anonymous for a reason this will be lost almost immediately in the Internet tho
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>>679093871
run tia pls this site is full of rapists
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>>679094276
But have you licked pussy before?
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>>679094524
It says that's Shawntia Calhoun on my google hangouts... I guess a short version would be Tia?
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>>679094659
Kek don't do this she's probly underage
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>>679094740
Kek you spelled 'rappers' wrong. Sup nigga
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>>679090888
Lol this utterly blows, don't be a fag and listen to these lulzaddixt
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>>679089244
you happen to live in Hackensack NJ?
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>>679094759
Only boy pussi
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>>679094524

Damn, i called her, she sounds cute
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OP hung himself
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Op fucked up
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>>679094759
Tons of pussy
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>>679094836
I am not underaged!! You guys are the ones acting like kids!
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>>679094803
Confirmed with fb search.
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>>679094854
WE HAVE OVER 9000 THOUSAND PENISES AND THEY ARE ALL RAPING CHILDREN!
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OP currently has his head in an oven
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Guys you should totally stop, and if I were you Tia I would turn your phone off for awhile, people will get bored and leave if you stop reacting, it will end in a day most likely
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>>679094524
Someone text her dick pics and post response
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OP is currently slitting his wrists
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>>679095140
You should probably hang yourself from a tree
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Reacting and acknowledging will just make it worse
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OP definitely blew his brain out
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>>679095140
Screw this guy. Stay and play Tia! Post the crap people are text in you!
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>>67909531
Np dude Lemmie just get the rope and oh there we go oh jeez time to kill myself here we go
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>>679094854
You know what assface? How about you quit fishing for replies on the goddam Internet. At least go back to fucking reddit where your hilarious "mememaster" comments will garner cuckvotes. Who knows? Maybe you'll actually cum harder jacking off to your magical internet points rather than the REPLIES you get on an ANONYMOUS image board. You are so sad and pathetic that if I had even the tiniest shred of empathy in my body, which I don't, I would probably still feel bad for you. I honestly bet you knuckleblast your grandpas prostate for gas money. I'll let you know one thing and one thing only douchefag. I am /b/. I am the collective voice of the greatest board of the greatest site on the greatest internet in the goddam universe and I only have one thing to say to you. You. Are. Cancer. I speak for the rest of this community when I say you should seriously and unironically consider ending your pathetic cuckeroni and cheese excuse of a life by ingesting 18 liters of kangaroo cum. Stay gay cockthroat
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>>679089921
Rolling 'cuz darc sulz fag
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She seems to have a nice rack though
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>>679091940
Ffs. Could of waited til he sent this
>>679089921

Im all for fucking op up.but it's all about timing
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>>679095606
Goddamn newfag. Where's the tl;dr?
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Hahahaha suck a dick op
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>>679094854
yeah cockthroat!
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OP are u there?
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I'll post some quotes for OP
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>mfw this thread
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>>679096026
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>>679095727
Shut up newfag
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Lol you guys are craycray. Muaks.
-Tia
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>>679096213
>>679095727
Stop pretending to be me!!
-Newfag
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>>679094803
>>679095071
Her fb url is
/screamtiababy
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>>679096114
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@TLCalhoun
This is her twitter
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>>679096224
"Muaks"
Believable, but this is /b/. We need proof that you are Tia. Screenshot the group chat from your phone and upload it.
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>>679096343
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>>679094077
underrated post
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>>679096435
You already know my number silly! Just don't abuse it ok?? And how do you do that number linking thing?
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Tia's rack isn't too bad. Would bang.
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>>679096783
I got it! :D This captcha is annoying tho
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>>679096848
Too bad her face is shit tier
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>>679096848
Would bang and grope from behind
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>>679095606
Look, I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>679096980
So keep your eyes closed.
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>>679094659
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>>679096848
would sell to satan for a corn chip/10
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>>679095606
>>679097026
STFU already samefag. So. Fuckin. Autist.
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>>679097105
True. Or just bang her from behind
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OP U STILL HERR? POST CONVO NIGGA
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>>679097257
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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