[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

super power duck thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 226
Thread images: 151

File: 1455628194603.jpg (198KB, 700x541px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
198KB, 700x541px
super power duck thread
File: 1445729753474.png (3MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3MB, 1440x2560px
yeah, "consider" it
File: Rena_13.png (862KB, 614x1006px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
862KB, 614x1006px
I am not good enough to get plat anyway
I'll duo with you baby

File: 1450048313967.jpg (225KB, 1280x1026px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
225KB, 1280x1026px
I don't have a power duck
File: 1422073777267-2 (2).jpg (265KB, 1000x546px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422073777267-2 (2).jpg
265KB, 1000x546px
Squash has a duck

it's a badass
File: Vyan.jpg (228KB, 1032x774px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
228KB, 1032x774px
i mean quack
File: 1456789059938.jpg (452KB, 910x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
452KB, 910x1000px

How about a dick?

My butt could use some of that.
weren't you diamond a couple seasons ago

you were plat last season
File: HB_H_0001.jpg (659KB, 1225x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
659KB, 1225x1300px
I could probably make that happen if you lived anywhere near me. My dick could use a butt, and my butt could use a dick.
File: fox.jpg (58KB, 500x670px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
58KB, 500x670px
File: Rena_36.jpg (87KB, 550x687px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
87KB, 550x687px
plat 1 with lots of failed promo series last season
diamond 2 the season before that
diamond 5 for the two before that
I have taken too many breaks and am now trash
File: m_1403504256601.jpg (324KB, 1250x933px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
324KB, 1250x933px
Coke beats Pepsi.
File: stoat.jpg (46KB, 620x620px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
46KB, 620x620px
only one way to get back up there I suppose

whether you want to is another question entirely
File: 1459893631818.png (184KB, 480x320px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
184KB, 480x320px

>obscure european country

>still wizard

>too poor to move out

File: 290bHqL.jpg (235KB, 1200x677px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
235KB, 1200x677px
File: HB_B_V03_0004.jpg (228KB, 920x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
228KB, 920x1300px
I would be that cheetah. Fuck hunting, I'll live on zebra cum.
File: mfw.gif (193KB, 260x187px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
193KB, 260x187px
Fine I didn't want to duo with you anyway

I'll just go solo
Ah yes. I'm in the land of snow and maple syrup so you're gonna have to continue being a wizard.
File: Rena_46.jpg (221KB, 720x615px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
221KB, 720x615px
I do not particularly care anymore.
There isn't any way for me to get decent again I'm washed up, now I just spend my days suffering through a rotation of Ian's misserible MF support and pretty much anything alexis plays




and m-me and darwin...
File: Rena_17.jpg (1MB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1MB, 2560x1600px
Yes but Darwin causes me pleasure, not suffering.
You're neutral. Except when you're drunk then you are insufferable.
>brainlets having such strongly an opinion between two things which are in actuality very similar
File: HB_B_V03_0006_0.jpg (214KB, 920x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
214KB, 920x1300px
If you ever make it to the great white north we can plow each other into oblivion.
File: 1397102311730.jpg (244KB, 640x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
244KB, 640x480px
I hate you so much

"Very similar" and "the same" are two different things.
File: 1455302970223.jpg (75KB, 500x667px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
75KB, 500x667px
are you still tripping on shrroms?
yes I offered us as a source of comfort

and I realize I am miserable to play with when drunk

and it makes me perform worse in ranked the next morning

for this reason I have not purchased any more booze since I ran out a couple days ago

I hate me too
but it's the strength which with people defend their position that's so hilariously outrageous. do you mean to tell me you can say what ingredient or balance it is about the coke that makes it better? no. i guess it just means we don't need to be able to justify our opinions sometimes.
I love shrooms
File: Traps vs. Girls.jpg (48KB, 472x450px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Traps vs. Girls.jpg
48KB, 472x450px

I mean, I could, but my NEET ass would need supporting

I guess I could pay back with Slaaneshi rituals giggity.
File: 2014-09-20_232739.jpg (72KB, 900x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
72KB, 900x600px
we're actually on a deep level dose of shrooms already. that's why doing shrooms is so intense. it's because you're making shrooms do brain stuff.
File: 1439564819451.jpg (267KB, 624x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
267KB, 624x600px
I'm sleepy
File: 1437155547195.png (549KB, 800x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
549KB, 800x800px
A good call. Solo queue even at mid diamond is so messed up right now it's not even worth going for again.
dynamic queue is cancer
fucking kill yourselves
as soon as possible
File: 1437536924136.jpg (129KB, 270x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
129KB, 270x1200px
me too. Knock me out please.
File: 1406182561859.jpg (630KB, 1173x1800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
630KB, 1173x1800px
ever heard of yerba mate
File: hue.gif (1MB, 209x180px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1MB, 209x180px

File: HB_B_0031.jpg (192KB, 778x1100px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
192KB, 778x1100px
I meant for a visit. I'm a poor fuck right now so as long as you can live on cum and toast for a couple weeks be my guest.
File: 49807823_p0.jpg (893KB, 1500x2101px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
893KB, 1500x2101px
What the fuck are you on about? He literally just said "coke beats pepsi" and you're acting like he's trying to tear your entire world down

Jesus fuckin Christ woman, calm down
File: 1455092468980.png (421KB, 1100x1233px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
421KB, 1100x1233px
File: 46146787_big_p11.png (28KB, 423x266px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
28KB, 423x266px
I'd offer to hate you together but as we just went over, not duoing
did they change your life?

why not lie down on the floor and listen to some trippy music. Theres probably not much to do around here
File: 1456758804413.jpg (137KB, 1024x1280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
137KB, 1024x1280px



>free sex

>internet connection

>get away from family

What was the downside again-
that's the argument, it's not justifiable. i'm not presenting an argument just making a joke
>Not commenting that the zebra looks like he's rocking out from the thumbnail

Taste and smell are some of our greatest ties to reality. Dismissing them as trivial is to deny experiences, making one lower than the base animal.
That was slightly extreme. I'm just letting the poor guy know there's free dick everywhere.
File: 46146787_big_p24.png (36KB, 331x338px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
36KB, 331x338px
Your joke is awful and you should feel awful
For the better most of the time and also caused one of the worst nights in recent memory so, yes. I believe they are a medicine and should be respected as such.
File: TezukaRin17.png (96KB, 498x648px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
96KB, 498x648px
>Your joke is awful and you should feel awful
i'll do that. want to actually do shrooms again sometime.

you let taste and smell get the best of you then

sometimes you should say i can't choose, because you know you can't defend your position
I only queue alone for ranked any more because the mmr adjustment for queuing as 3 matched us with absolute idiots consistently

so far I have enjoyed an acceptable mix of good and bad teammates alone, though

but yeah I hear the system is so easy to game at diamond and up and no one up there takes it seriously any more, which is part of the reason they tightened the party restrictions at that elo

th-they'll bring solo q back eventually
File: HB_B_V02_0005_0.jpg (306KB, 1300x920px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
306KB, 1300x920px
None. Hope you like femboys, cause that's what I be.
if only
Was the bad trip because you weren't feeling well before doing them?

This is just not the best place to stay when high or w/e
File: TezukaRin71.png (177KB, 486x1077px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
177KB, 486x1077px
They brought solo queue back for a day
It was a disaster so they took it away
Even without gaming the system if you queue up as diamond 3ish you can get matched with/vs masters/challenger players fairly often
it's dumb

Same here.

Pic related, OC.
No, Something quite bad happened during the trip and all I could do was pray for it to end.
Rin's path was such a mind fuck in KS. Holy shit. Good and bad endings had me all fucked up.
File: TezukaRin46.png (102KB, 300x514px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
102KB, 300x514px
you're disgusting garbage
File: TTpIGvo.jpg (52KB, 480x468px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
52KB, 480x468px
it's a weird drink. they put cocoa powder in it which is itself kinda strange

my bed isn't helpful unless you're in it with me tbh
File: HB_ACE_V03_0003_0.jpg (252KB, 920x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
252KB, 920x1300px
Not fucking bad. Thank you for not having baby dick. I'd return the favour but I deleted all my pics a while back and I'm a hairy mess right now.
Thank you, I appreciate your input.
that's so dumb

I suppose it's a part of their efforts to make queue times at challenger shorter than an hour

but the only way to do that is to reach into the lower elos for players
fuck im sorry to hear

I usually just lie on the floor anyways. It feels so much better sometimes
They got rid of solo queue?
File: 1460309692136.jpg (135KB, 939x1280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
135KB, 939x1280px

I mean, kinda-

It gets pretty big but as one would say I am a grower rather than a shower.

Most of my OC is like a few days old because I only recently started actually giving a fuck about my appearance again.
awh man you have no freaking idea how much the floor is like, heaven to me. something about being in contact with solid surfaces makes you realize how upright and stiff you are all day.
File: 1455601958275.jpg (505KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
505KB, 850x1200px
File: HB_B_V05_0009.jpg (230KB, 1300x919px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
230KB, 1300x919px
As am I. Most aren't impressive flaccid. I'm 6.2 inches. Nothing special but above average ever so slightly.
File: TezukaRin42.png (100KB, 382x660px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
100KB, 382x660px
Riot is once again doing something they're very guilty of:
Giving us things no one asked for
no one likes dynamic queue
no one asked for dynamic queue
fuck you riot
exactly. now go do it and stop browsing this shitty thread
File: 48800533_p24.jpg (473KB, 627x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
473KB, 627x800px
Oh right, I heard something about this

So when you solo queue you can come up against a group of 5 and basically get massively raped by a real team and not just a clusterfuck of strangers.

File: 1435552738159.jpg (687KB, 1006x706px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
687KB, 1006x706px
the presence of another twink with a seemingly better body intimidates me

Same, just about above average.

Either way, add me on some shit or something since I kind of wanna sleep.
File: 1428542738521.jpg (22KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
22KB, 500x500px
>So when you solo queue you can come up against a group of 5 and basically get massively raped by a real team and not just a clusterfuck of strangers.
this pretty much
Theres tons of videos of full pro teams doing it and it's just a massacre
League as a potential outlet for my competitive drive has died for me.
File: 1372261680046.png (835KB, 1176x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
835KB, 1176x1000px
I like the choosing roles concept as well as the new champ select better than how it used to be, although I think choosing roles could have been implemented better

but I do agree that they should never have allowed party sizes to be greater than 2

they try to match groups of 5 against other groups of 5 and similarly for 4-1 splits etc but I dunno how often this actually happens
File: HB_B_0065_0.jpg (299KB, 1237x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
299KB, 1237x1300px
There is me as well. Sorry I don't have any pics.

I'm kinda chubby though.
File: soto zen.gif (1000KB, 500x260px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
soto zen.gif
1000KB, 500x260px

i was actually gonna. feel like i need to lie down anyway
skeet skeet cya later
File: HB_B_0067_0.jpg (701KB, 824x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
701KB, 824x1300px
Skype would be the easiest. I probably have anything you'd want to use though.
File: m_1443976736848.png (1MB, 1224x1442px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1MB, 1224x1442px
Such a defeatist stance. So boring.
File: 48041753_p0.jpg (670KB, 1378x2039px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
670KB, 1378x2039px
Yeah, and they also try to match you to players of your calibre but I was getting plat enemies on my bronze account and silver enemies on my diamond account.

Even you put more effort in than Riot
File: 3WwVZJW.jpg (98KB, 720x960px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
98KB, 720x960px
cee ya

Aye, I got skype.

Either "rubastax" or "Ruba the Tenno Trap".
File: 1435584131828.jpg (788KB, 804x1104px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
788KB, 804x1104px
i must battle to be the top twink
wait no
im too weak to battle

true, but you probably have a bigger booty
File: 1439912508787.jpg (163KB, 900x1016px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
163KB, 900x1016px
New champ select is retarded
it never pops up
it plays annoying sounds so you have to have your sound off
it takes forever because they let you pick only one at a time
if you don't lock in you dodge
Choosing roles is like okay at best. It boosts queue time so badly in some situations that it's just not worth it.
Soloqueue has never been a reflection of true competitive play, there isn't any way it could be. It generally reflected mechanical skill and ability to play your champion well in fights.
oh fuck me i'll post a different video
If I get the motivation to shave I'll give you a booty pic. I like. Nice and jiggly.
File: IMG_20160411_013416.jpg (189KB, 1280x534px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
189KB, 1280x534px

I dunno, the only one I know is mine, be the judge of it yourself.
File: 1423188730796.jpg (225KB, 1280x906px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
225KB, 1280x906px
if i get the motivation ill do the same

its not bad c:
What is this faggotry i am witnessing today? People posting pics and no one raging about it? this is highly unacceptable.

Thank c:

Insecure as fuck about my skin though-
File: HB_C_0012.jpg (503KB, 1225x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
503KB, 1225x1300px
I'm going to start gyming it up soon so I can get those wide hips. Little more tone on the booty too. Need to work of a bit of chub but I still have my abs so I'm ok for now.
they use mmr rather than rank I think but that being a hidden number causes a lot of confusion

I agree that their algorithm needs a bit of work though

didn't say it was perfect, just that I like it better than the old draft

and yeah that's true, but that's gonna happen in any competitive team game that doesn't require you to have a full premade team to play

but it's not like you can "git gud" at league or csgo or anything in a reliable amount of time by grinding ranked 5v5s or tournaments at your local net cafe
File: 1433490129673.jpg (863KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
863KB, 960x1280px
i get the exact same thing. the bumps.
idk how to fix

i dont think you can get wider hips at the gym, lol.
you can make it nice, round and firm tho
Although..... Femboys feel free to post pics. That I do not mind.
File: HB_B_V02_0006_0.jpg (352KB, 1300x920px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
352KB, 1300x920px
It helps widen them out a bit by toning the muscle on your hip flexors. It does make a difference. Never gonna look like a girl but I can make them better.
Also, the bumps are avoidable by waxing or using hair removal that isn't shaving.
File: 1457827451520.jpg (528KB, 958x1121px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
528KB, 958x1121px

Yeah, those are annoying, I mean eczema though.

I got that shit because of allergies and it has left quite a few marks on my skin even though I keep it suppressed.

And that is why I intend to start taking hormones.

Mother nature can go fuck herself, I don't wanna be a half-ape.
sounds like the perfect sleepy drink
File: 1439916382130.png (76KB, 558x511px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
76KB, 558x511px
NA solo queue is kind of a joke in some ways too since there are 2many people that don't play to win at high elo.
File: 49639010_p0.png (996KB, 914x675px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
996KB, 914x675px
>they use mmr rather than rank I think but that being a hidden number causes a lot of confusion
Yeah I know how MMR is. But considering my numbers and win rate, there is no fucking way I should ever be getting forever-Silver or even Gold players as Diamond 2

These weren't "obvious smurfs climbing", these were actual solo queue silver-gold players. They weren't even duoing.

It hurt my brain, man
i do not have access to anything like that
true i guess. im currently only really squatting, and donkey kicking and stuff like that now. about to start jogging soon too. what are you going to be doing if you have that figured out yet
oh, that's kinda worse. im sorry anon :c
File: 1433626321250.png (263KB, 701x503px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
263KB, 701x503px
look at me everyone

im posting non-porn, sfw, non-irl pictures that are guaranteed to not offend most people
you sick fuck.
File: see no evil.png (50KB, 250x365px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
see no evil.png
50KB, 250x365px
that's disgusting
File: 1315849012777.jpg (164KB, 920x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
164KB, 920x1300px
Basic shit. Squats, glute bridges, donkey kicks. I'm going to do full body but I'm mostly there for the squat rack, pull up bar, and stationary bikes.
File: 1456757405575.png (735KB, 1280x946px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
735KB, 1280x946px

Is fine, if I didn't have it I would've grown up to be a normalfag, wouldn't want that would we.
is gote for sexual?
File: .jpg (1004KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1004KB, 2592x1944px
is my butt cute?
File: not for sexual.png (152KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
not for sexual.png
152KB, 1000x800px
You're too late! Non-porn, age images that only offended certain people were used yesterday
well yeah, that's a separate problem entirely

from what I hear streamers and such say (namely saintvicious) the only soloq worth paying attention to is Korean soloq because everybody there is actually trying to win every game as best they can

and also they are just better than everyone else

probably because they are actually trying

that just means something's fucking broken
its okay
Pretty small but it's kinda cute.
no, it's gross
God's not that merciful, you know.
File: 1455340178528.png (557KB, 1000x1250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
557KB, 1000x1250px
They also all have good ping. It's a true test of being able to smash people with pure mechanical skill and map movement.
I hated playing with streamers like trick or sirchez they like memes more than gameplay
ima fuck dat gote
File: 1440201765980.gif (3MB, 1406x1279px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3MB, 1406x1279px
sounds good.
best of luck to u
>rees silently
File: 1449374259467-1.png (202KB, 931x762px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
202KB, 931x762px
File: 45011266_big_p4.png (2MB, 2055x3151px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2MB, 2055x3151px
This happened fairly often, at least 1/10 of the games over two seasons.
File: m_1449616140146.png (872KB, 1000x715px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
872KB, 1000x715px
Fuck, killed that zombie that turns into a snake muthafucker.
File: 92.jpg (18KB, 420x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
18KB, 420x480px
I'd lick it.
File: HB_B_0071_0.jpg (268KB, 964x1300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
268KB, 964x1300px
Gonna be even trappier in no time. Then I just need to start buying some cute clothes and shit.
you wat
Good job snarf. Did my warning help at all?
dev would lick anything tho
The anus wasn't designed for sexual purpose either.
youd lick any butt
File: 1428139490822.jpg (83KB, 600x863px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
83KB, 600x863px
I'm at that weird stage in life where like I'm slowly moving from being attracted to women to being attracted to men. Mostly feminine boys or traps. And I still like women too. Definitely more interested in being a top. But part of me wants to dress up as a girl and take dick. IDK. Help.
File: 110.jpg (106KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
106KB, 1280x720px
That's definitely not true.
new exercise bike arrives thursday :D
a dog that licks everything is a man's best friend
kill yourself please
cute i bet youll get lots of dicks
File: 1454761970887.png (716KB, 685x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
716KB, 685x1000px
sorry cannot relate
Welcome to my life 2 years ago. Just embrace it. I still like both sexes but dudes are just so much less shitty than women. They can actually be a good friend and also plow your ass.
prove it
File: 1445979088258.png (281KB, 500x1315px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
281KB, 500x1315px
yeah, good ping helps too

kinda wish america had the culture to support competitive gaming like asia

that's gross

I think the worst I got this season that I can remember is plat 5 on the other team as a gold 4

don't think I've seen anyone more than a full division removed
File: m_1388327912423.jpg (169KB, 980x1280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
169KB, 980x1280px
Killed the zombie that turns into the snake goo monster, like the tutorial boss.

Nope. Eventually got it by luring it to the ladder and jump attacking it.

Fucker hits HARD.
It's true. Plowing femboy ass is great.
File: 97.gif (399KB, 500x375px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
399KB, 500x375px
>snake goo

Snarf please.
plowing farm grown man bush is good too

with the right kind of lube
File: 1460279507595.png (925KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
925KB, 1000x1000px
Idk. Maybe it's the fact that guys can't pretend their satisfied? Something like that.
File: Rena_28.jpg (164KB, 600x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
164KB, 600x600px
femboys r overrated and kind of trash
File: question mark.png (221KB, 698x558px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
question mark.png
221KB, 698x558px
oh I dunno what was going on in this game
I never did that transition thing a lot of furries did
literally just one day thought... y'know there's something special about maleness

I'm going to go fap to gayporno now

the end
File: m_1407074216005.png (1MB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1MB, 1200x1200px
Aaaaaand it turns out the fucker respawns. Luckily, running up while two-handing does enough damage to kill it before he transforms.
File: 52371417_p0.jpg (481KB, 1596x1111px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
481KB, 1596x1111px
It was a LOT worse in unranked, but still pretty gross in ranked.

Got even worse when OCE servers came out, one of the reasons I quit.

This is me like 9 months ago.

Just go with the flow, being a femboy is fun.
File: CbO7WvpWIAACSSy.png (537KB, 600x541px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
537KB, 600x541px
Yeah, he's a cunt. Just gotta kill him quick.
File: 1440694540957.jpg (44KB, 136x210px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
44KB, 136x210px
Some of us had to lose our religion to have this epiphany.
File: 1460341579325.jpg (207KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
207KB, 1280x1280px
I don't know man. Maybe it's just the fact that it's easier to relate to another dude.
unranked has its own mmr which is a factor since rank would be an inaccurate representation of skill if you spend 95% of your time playing normals and also I think they sacrifice accuracy in normals in favor of queue times

also there would be a greater disparity between the ranks of people queuing in the same party

yeah makes sense it'd get worse when you reduce the number of players to choose from to make a game
>frozen fist mao
That is a huge part of it. There are awesome relate-able women but most just aren't.
File: 1445213389053.jpg (38KB, 450x377px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
38KB, 450x377px
nobody else was hitting the fucking towers so I figured I had to do something about it
Newbie here, what is this thread?
File: dropem.jpg (157KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
157KB, 1280x720px
File: image_621981975.jpg (197KB, 1000x879px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
197KB, 1000x879px
I'm sorry.
I'm glad my parents didn't hammer that shit in.
lost my religion at 13 and made my own bullshit religions untill I gave it up at 15
File: 466612809.jpg (65KB, 471x364px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
65KB, 471x364px
g/fur. Gay furry shit. Lots of fags like us and a few that like to pretend they're not.
File: 1458861042887.jpg (93KB, 784x523px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
93KB, 784x523px

Ice cubes in butt

why do you have a deadmans plate against that team
they're like 80% magic damage
File: 1456118853873.png (419KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
419KB, 1000x1000px
Oh. thank you then.

File: 1451123183557.jpg (50KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
50KB, 1000x1000px
File: m_1407461898761.jpg (284KB, 854x1280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
284KB, 854x1280px
Some grade A bullshit.
File: 106.jpg (127KB, 2048x1132px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
127KB, 2048x1132px

File: HB_B_0028.jpg (429KB, 1200x849px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
429KB, 1200x849px
It's pretty great. Stick around if you like. Lots of cute butts and dicks to look at. Some good people to chat with too.
File: 1414367257335.png (1MB, 1040x1470px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1MB, 1040x1470px
I honestly can't remember why I bought it

I think I had backed with like 3k gold and we had just won a fight so I just went and bought something aggressive
File: King (9).png (28KB, 131x145px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
King (9).png
28KB, 131x145px
Dooooom I said do not get involved when I am calling Dev out.

You shush.
File: 1460166066239.jpg (61KB, 1280x914px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
61KB, 1280x914px

you've never said this to me


no, man poon, ugh
File: King (20).png (26KB, 134x196px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
King (20).png
26KB, 134x196px
Well I am now.
File: 1438797264426.jpg (51KB, 565x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
51KB, 565x800px
oh it seems that was not the case at all

yeah I have no idea why I bought that item

maybe I was just going for any kind of damage since I had already gone for iceborn
File: 7Obgyo3.jpg (129KB, 1438x1095px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
129KB, 1438x1095px
is this better?
File: 1456177314416.png (216KB, 714x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
216KB, 714x1000px
if you did not go RoA first, do not buy offensive items, they're not very efficient and you do more for the team by bringing your auras and cc chain by living longer than you do by doing a bit more damage
File: m_1403515697467.jpg (671KB, 1200x916px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
671KB, 1200x916px
Its an okay butt.
File: 1434492307296.jpg (51KB, 800x640px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
51KB, 800x640px
its still on the smaller side. start squatting and shaving your legs and using lotions to smooth your skin out
File: i just don't know.png (209KB, 490x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
i just don't know.png
209KB, 490x360px

beg for it.



alright stop
I was listening to this and thought of you
File: 1409809968286.jpg (279KB, 850x1097px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
279KB, 850x1097px
yes I accede my build was not well-thought-out
shaving is for women, remain hairy
Maybe it has to do with how much I love cum?
It's alright, kiss is here to ridicule you until you improve on your itemization.
File: me n scales.jpg (132KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
me n scales.jpg
132KB, 1280x960px


disregard this i suck cocks

File: 1458966266012.jpg (123KB, 703x906px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
123KB, 703x906px
Or maybe it's just loneliness and desperation? Whatever the case is, traps and femboys are really cute.
what does that have to do with anything?
actually he is right, do not disregard it, but do not discontinue shaving your legs
File: 1413346533186.jpg (287KB, 577x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
287KB, 577x800px
thank god I have that small blessing

I also bought aegis because I thought bard did not have one but I did not notice his banner of command

I am so bad I do not deserve to be in gold 3 promos
File: 43312966_p2.png (237KB, 900x900px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
237KB, 900x900px
It's alright, I believe in you
File: image.png (721KB, 1280x1248px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
721KB, 1280x1248px

wish a hot enormous dragon amazon forcibly had sex with me
thanks <3
It is the truth
but in furry porn they are dreadful
their faces are always drawn so jacked up
they try so hard to soften the facial features but in the process ruin the charm of furry by giving them uncanny human faces with big lips and a dog nose
i hate it

you don't have to smoosh their faces to achieve a femine looking bro
The anus wasn't designed. Full stop.
also for some reason frozen heart just seems like a bad item these days, but I really need a mana item of some form and iceborn gives more
Not a fan of real dicks, but dont mind drawn ones (does that mean im a 2d homosexual?)
New thread
Body hair is awful and gets stuck on your tongue
You like the 2DQT's. I was very much the same way even 6 months ago. I've learned to appreciate the real kind now.
Thread posts: 226
Thread images: 151

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.