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super power duck thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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super power duck thread
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>>679076522
yeah, "consider" it
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>>679076661
I am not good enough to get plat anyway
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I'll duo with you baby

all
night
long
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I don't have a power duck
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coke
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Squash has a duck

it's a badass
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i mean quack
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>>679076884

How about a dick?

My butt could use some of that.
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>>679076735
weren't you diamond a couple seasons ago

you were plat last season
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>>679077068
I could probably make that happen if you lived anywhere near me. My dick could use a butt, and my butt could use a dick.
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>>679077145
plat 1 with lots of failed promo series last season
diamond 2 the season before that
diamond 5 for the two before that
I have taken too many breaks and am now trash
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>>679076908
Coke beats Pepsi.
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quack
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>>679077444
only one way to get back up there I suppose

whether you want to is another question entirely
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>>679077299

>obscure european country

>still wizard

>too poor to move out

ECH
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>>679077511
I would be that cheetah. Fuck hunting, I'll live on zebra cum.
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Fine I didn't want to duo with you anyway

I'll just go solo
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>>679077682
portugal?
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>>679077682
Ah yes. I'm in the land of snow and maple syrup so you're gonna have to continue being a wizard.
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>>679077674
I do not particularly care anymore.
There isn't any way for me to get decent again I'm washed up, now I just spend my days suffering through a rotation of Ian's misserible MF support and pretty much anything alexis plays
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>>679077914

Slovakia.

>>679077929

Awh
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>>679077824
GOOD

>>679077931
and m-me and darwin...
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>>679078119
Yes but Darwin causes me pleasure, not suffering.
You're neutral. Except when you're drunk then you are insufferable.
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>>679077511
>brainlets having such strongly an opinion between two things which are in actuality very similar
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>>679078114
If you ever make it to the great white north we can plow each other into oblivion.
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>>679078119
I hate you so much

>>679078324
"Very similar" and "the same" are two different things.
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>>679078324
are you still tripping on shrroms?
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>>679078290
yes I offered us as a source of comfort

and I realize I am miserable to play with when drunk

and it makes me perform worse in ranked the next morning

for this reason I have not purchased any more booze since I ran out a couple days ago

>>679078493
I hate me too
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>>679078493
but it's the strength which with people defend their position that's so hilariously outrageous. do you mean to tell me you can say what ingredient or balance it is about the coke that makes it better? no. i guess it just means we don't need to be able to justify our opinions sometimes.
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>>679078537
I love shrooms
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>>679078483

I mean, I could, but my NEET ass would need supporting

I guess I could pay back with Slaaneshi rituals giggity.
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>>679078537
we're actually on a deep level dose of shrooms already. that's why doing shrooms is so intense. it's because you're making shrooms do brain stuff.
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I'm sleepy
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>>679078714
A good call. Solo queue even at mid diamond is so messed up right now it's not even worth going for again.
dynamic queue is cancer
>>679078483
>>679078948
fucking kill yourselves
as soon as possible
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>>679079151
me too. Knock me out please.
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>>679079151
ever heard of yerba mate
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>>679079220

Nah.
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>>679078948
I meant for a visit. I'm a poor fuck right now so as long as you can live on cum and toast for a couple weeks be my guest.
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>>679078845
What the fuck are you on about? He literally just said "coke beats pepsi" and you're acting like he's trying to tear your entire world down

Jesus fuckin Christ woman, calm down
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>>679078714
I'd offer to hate you together but as we just went over, not duoing
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>>679078918
did they change your life?

>>679079133
why not lie down on the floor and listen to some trippy music. Theres probably not much to do around here
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>>679079452

>toast

>cum

>free sex

>internet connection

>get away from family

What was the downside again-
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>>679079499
that's the argument, it's not justifiable. i'm not presenting an argument just making a joke
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>>679077799
>Not commenting that the zebra looks like he's rocking out from the thumbnail

>>679078324
Taste and smell are some of our greatest ties to reality. Dismissing them as trivial is to deny experiences, making one lower than the base animal.
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>>679079220
That was slightly extreme. I'm just letting the poor guy know there's free dick everywhere.
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>>679079743
Your joke is awful and you should feel awful
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>>679079610
For the better most of the time and also caused one of the worst nights in recent memory so, yes. I believe they are a medicine and should be respected as such.
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>>679079881
>Your joke is awful and you should feel awful
>>679079881
>>679079881
>>679079881
>>679079881
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>>679079610
i'll do that. want to actually do shrooms again sometime.

>>679079749
you let taste and smell get the best of you then

sometimes you should say i can't choose, because you know you can't defend your position
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>>679079220
I only queue alone for ranked any more because the mmr adjustment for queuing as 3 matched us with absolute idiots consistently

so far I have enjoyed an acceptable mix of good and bad teammates alone, though

but yeah I hear the system is so easy to game at diamond and up and no one up there takes it seriously any more, which is part of the reason they tightened the party restrictions at that elo

th-they'll bring solo q back eventually
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>>679079687
None. Hope you like femboys, cause that's what I be.
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>>679079306
if only
>>679079323
no
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>>679079896
Was the bad trip because you weren't feeling well before doing them?

>>679080183
This is just not the best place to stay when high or w/e
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>>679080213
They brought solo queue back for a day
It was a disaster so they took it away
Even without gaming the system if you queue up as diamond 3ish you can get matched with/vs masters/challenger players fairly often
it's dumb
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>>679080277

Same here.

Pic related, OC.
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>>679080444
No, Something quite bad happened during the trip and all I could do was pray for it to end.
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>>679080515
Rin's path was such a mind fuck in KS. Holy shit. Good and bad endings had me all fucked up.
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>>679080731
kill
yourself
you're disgusting garbage
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>>679080404
it's a weird drink. they put cocoa powder in it which is itself kinda strange

>>679080444
my bed isn't helpful unless you're in it with me tbh
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>>679076525
Kik:gameover169
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>>679080602
Not fucking bad. Thank you for not having baby dick. I'd return the favour but I deleted all my pics a while back and I'm a hairy mess right now.
>>679080921
Thank you, I appreciate your input.
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>>679080515
that's so dumb

I suppose it's a part of their efforts to make queue times at challenger shorter than an hour

but the only way to do that is to reach into the lower elos for players
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>>679080646
fuck im sorry to hear

>>679080934
I usually just lie on the floor anyways. It feels so much better sometimes
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>>679080213
>>679080515
They got rid of solo queue?
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>>679081076

I mean, kinda-

It gets pretty big but as one would say I am a grower rather than a shower.

Most of my OC is like a few days old because I only recently started actually giving a fuck about my appearance again.
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>>679081204
awh man you have no freaking idea how much the floor is like, heaven to me. something about being in contact with solid surfaces makes you realize how upright and stiff you are all day.
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>>679081399
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/na/site/2016-season-update/ranked-improvements.html
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>>679081489
As am I. Most aren't impressive flaccid. I'm 6.2 inches. Nothing special but above average ever so slightly.
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>>679081165
Riot is once again doing something they're very guilty of:
Giving us things no one asked for
no one likes dynamic queue
no one asked for dynamic queue
fuck you riot
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>>679081557
exactly. now go do it and stop browsing this shitty thread
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>>679081697
Oh right, I heard something about this

So when you solo queue you can come up against a group of 5 and basically get massively raped by a real team and not just a clusterfuck of strangers.

gg
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>>679080602
the presence of another twink with a seemingly better body intimidates me
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>>679081887

Same, just about above average.

Either way, add me on some shit or something since I kind of wanna sleep.
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>>679082136
>So when you solo queue you can come up against a group of 5 and basically get massively raped by a real team and not just a clusterfuck of strangers.
this pretty much
Theres tons of videos of full pro teams doing it and it's just a massacre
League as a potential outlet for my competitive drive has died for me.
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>>679081898
I like the choosing roles concept as well as the new champ select better than how it used to be, although I think choosing roles could have been implemented better

but I do agree that they should never have allowed party sizes to be greater than 2

>>679082136
they try to match groups of 5 against other groups of 5 and similarly for 4-1 splits etc but I dunno how often this actually happens
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>>679082250
There is me as well. Sorry I don't have any pics.
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>>679082250

I'm kinda chubby though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gER7xe11nz

>>679082031
i was actually gonna. feel like i need to lie down anyway
skeet skeet cya later
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>>679082335
Skype would be the easiest. I probably have anything you'd want to use though.
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>>679080183
Such a defeatist stance. So boring.
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>>679082393
Yeah, and they also try to match you to players of your calibre but I was getting plat enemies on my bronze account and silver enemies on my diamond account.

Even you put more effort in than Riot
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>>679082560
cee ya
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>>679082567

Aye, I got skype.

Either "rubastax" or "Ruba the Tenno Trap".
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>>679082421
i must battle to be the top twink
wait no
im too weak to battle

>>679082490
true, but you probably have a bigger booty
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>>679082393
New champ select is retarded
it never pops up
it plays annoying sounds so you have to have your sound off
it takes forever because they let you pick only one at a time
if you don't lock in you dodge
Choosing roles is like okay at best. It boosts queue time so badly in some situations that it's just not worth it.
Soloqueue has never been a reflection of true competitive play, there isn't any way it could be. It generally reflected mechanical skill and ability to play your champion well in fights.
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oh fuck me i'll post a different video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wdTd8PWk8
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>>679082907
If I get the motivation to shave I'll give you a booty pic. I like. Nice and jiggly.
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>>679082907

I dunno, the only one I know is mine, be the judge of it yourself.
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>>679083110
if i get the motivation ill do the same

>>679083116
its not bad c:
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What is this faggotry i am witnessing today? People posting pics and no one raging about it? this is highly unacceptable.
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>>679083485

Thank c:

Insecure as fuck about my skin though-
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>>679083485
I'm going to start gyming it up soon so I can get those wide hips. Little more tone on the booty too. Need to work of a bit of chub but I still have my abs so I'm ok for now.
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>>679082844
they use mmr rather than rank I think but that being a hidden number causes a lot of confusion

I agree that their algorithm needs a bit of work though

>>679082985
didn't say it was perfect, just that I like it better than the old draft

and yeah that's true, but that's gonna happen in any competitive team game that doesn't require you to have a full premade team to play

but it's not like you can "git gud" at league or csgo or anything in a reliable amount of time by grinding ranked 5v5s or tournaments at your local net cafe
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>>679083739
i get the exact same thing. the bumps.
idk how to fix

>>679083768
i dont think you can get wider hips at the gym, lol.
you can make it nice, round and firm tho
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Although..... Femboys feel free to post pics. That I do not mind.
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>>679083989
It helps widen them out a bit by toning the muscle on your hip flexors. It does make a difference. Never gonna look like a girl but I can make them better.
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>>679083989
Also, the bumps are avoidable by waxing or using hair removal that isn't shaving.
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>>679083989

Yeah, those are annoying, I mean eczema though.

I got that shit because of allergies and it has left quite a few marks on my skin even though I keep it suppressed.
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>>679084297

And that is why I intend to start taking hormones.

Mother nature can go fuck herself, I don't wanna be a half-ape.
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>>679080934
sounds like the perfect sleepy drink
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>>679083852
NA solo queue is kind of a joke in some ways too since there are 2many people that don't play to win at high elo.
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>>679083852
>they use mmr rather than rank I think but that being a hidden number causes a lot of confusion
Yeah I know how MMR is. But considering my numbers and win rate, there is no fucking way I should ever be getting forever-Silver or even Gold players as Diamond 2

These weren't "obvious smurfs climbing", these were actual solo queue silver-gold players. They weren't even duoing.

It hurt my brain, man
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>>679084373
i do not have access to anything like that
>>679084297
true i guess. im currently only really squatting, and donkey kicking and stuff like that now. about to start jogging soon too. what are you going to be doing if you have that figured out yet
>>679084385
oh, that's kinda worse. im sorry anon :c
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look at me everyone

im posting non-porn, sfw, non-irl pictures that are guaranteed to not offend most people
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>>679084804
you sick fuck.
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>>679084804
that's disgusting
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>>679084772
Basic shit. Squats, glute bridges, donkey kicks. I'm going to do full body but I'm mostly there for the squat rack, pull up bar, and stationary bikes.
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>>679084772

Is fine, if I didn't have it I would've grown up to be a normalfag, wouldn't want that would we.
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>>679084990
is gote for sexual?
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>>679084135
is my butt cute?
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>>679085202
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>>679084804
You're too late! Non-porn, age images that only offended certain people were used yesterday
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>>679084590
well yeah, that's a separate problem entirely

from what I hear streamers and such say (namely saintvicious) the only soloq worth paying attention to is Korean soloq because everybody there is actually trying to win every game as best they can

and also they are just better than everyone else

probably because they are actually trying

>>679084699
that just means something's fucking broken
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>>679085293
its okay
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>>679085293
Pretty small but it's kinda cute.
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>>679085293
no, it's gross
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>>679085320
God's not that merciful, you know.
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>>679085531
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>>679085428
They also all have good ping. It's a true test of being able to smash people with pure mechanical skill and map movement.
I hated playing with streamers like trick or sirchez they like memes more than gameplay
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>>679085320
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>>679085320
>>679085320
ima fuck dat gote
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>>679085038
sounds good.
best of luck to u
>>679085071
tru
>rees silently
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THERE YOU GUYS ARE
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>>679085428
This happened fairly often, at least 1/10 of the games over two seasons.
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Fuck, killed that zombie that turns into a snake muthafucker.
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>>679085293
I'd lick it.
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>>679085748
Gonna be even trappier in no time. Then I just need to start buying some cute clothes and shit.
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>>679086018
you wat
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>>679086018
Good job snarf. Did my warning help at all?
>>
dev would lick anything tho
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>>679086018
scary
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>>679085652
The anus wasn't designed for sexual purpose either.
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>>679086085
youd lick any butt
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I'm at that weird stage in life where like I'm slowly moving from being attracted to women to being attracted to men. Mostly feminine boys or traps. And I still like women too. Definitely more interested in being a top. But part of me wants to dress up as a girl and take dick. IDK. Help.
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>>679086277
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
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That's definitely not true.
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new exercise bike arrives thursday :D
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>>679086193
a dog that licks everything is a man's best friend
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>>679086277
kill yourself please
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>>679086092
cute i bet youll get lots of dicks
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>>679086277
sorry cannot relate
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>>679086277
Welcome to my life 2 years ago. Just embrace it. I still like both sexes but dudes are just so much less shitty than women. They can actually be a good friend and also plow your ass.
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>>679086433
prove it
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>>679085660
yeah, good ping helps too

kinda wish america had the culture to support competitive gaming like asia

>>679085964
that's gross

I think the worst I got this season that I can remember is plat 5 on the other team as a gold 4

don't think I've seen anyone more than a full division removed
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>>679086138
Killed the zombie that turns into the snake goo monster, like the tutorial boss.

>>679086190
Nope. Eventually got it by luring it to the ladder and jump attacking it.

>>679086205
Fucker hits HARD.
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>>679086604
It's true. Plowing femboy ass is great.
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>>679086805
>zombie
>snake goo

Snarf please.
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>>679086853
plowing farm grown man bush is good too

with the right kind of lube
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Idk. Maybe it's the fact that guys can't pretend their satisfied? Something like that.
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femboys r overrated and kind of trash
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>>679087082
nothx
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oh I dunno what was going on in this game
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>>679087192
>opinions
>>
I never did that transition thing a lot of furries did
literally just one day thought... y'know there's something special about maleness

I'm going to go fap to gayporno now

the end
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Aaaaaand it turns out the fucker respawns. Luckily, running up while two-handing does enough damage to kill it before he transforms.
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>>679086702
It was a LOT worse in unranked, but still pretty gross in ranked.

Got even worse when OCE servers came out, one of the reasons I quit.
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>>679086277

This is me like 9 months ago.

Just go with the flow, being a femboy is fun.
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>>679087575
Yeah, he's a cunt. Just gotta kill him quick.
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>>679087459
Some of us had to lose our religion to have this epiphany.
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I don't know man. Maybe it's just the fact that it's easier to relate to another dude.
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>>679087628
unranked has its own mmr which is a factor since rank would be an inaccurate representation of skill if you spend 95% of your time playing normals and also I think they sacrifice accuracy in normals in favor of queue times

also there would be a greater disparity between the ranks of people queuing in the same party

yeah makes sense it'd get worse when you reduce the number of players to choose from to make a game
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>>679087257
>frozen fist mao
why
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>>679088141
That is a huge part of it. There are awesome relate-able women but most just aren't.
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>>679088196
nobody else was hitting the fucking towers so I figured I had to do something about it
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>>679076525
>>679088323
Newbie here, what is this thread?
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>>679086503
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>>679087955
I'm sorry.
I'm glad my parents didn't hammer that shit in.
lost my religion at 13 and made my own bullshit religions untill I gave it up at 15
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>>679086085
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>>679088496
g/fur. Gay furry shit. Lots of fags like us and a few that like to pretend they're not.
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>>679088196
Fetishes:

Fisting
Ice cubes in butt

>COMBINE THE TWO
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>>679088458
why do you have a deadmans plate against that team
they're like 80% magic damage
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>>679088603
Oh. thank you then.
>>
>>679088533

prude
>>
>>679088916
prunes
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>>679087932
Some grade A bullshit.
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>>679088916
>>679088916
>>679088916
>>
>>679088995

poon
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>>679088907
It's pretty great. Stick around if you like. Lots of cute butts and dicks to look at. Some good people to chat with too.
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>>679088720
I honestly can't remember why I bought it

I think I had backed with like 3k gold and we had just won a fight so I just went and bought something aggressive
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>>679088916
Dooooom I said do not get involved when I am calling Dev out.

>>679089106
You shush.
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>>679089203
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>>679089287

you've never said this to me

>>679089348

no, man poon, ugh
>>
>>679089263
Mistake
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>>679089504
Well I am now.
>>
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oh it seems that was not the case at all

yeah I have no idea why I bought that item

maybe I was just going for any kind of damage since I had already gone for iceborn
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>>679089504
>>
>>679085472
is this better?
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if you did not go RoA first, do not buy offensive items, they're not very efficient and you do more for the team by bringing your auras and cc chain by living longer than you do by doing a bit more damage
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>>679089945
Its an okay butt.
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>>679089945
no
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>>679089945
yes.
its still on the smaller side. start squatting and shaving your legs and using lotions to smooth your skin out
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>>679089694

beg for it.

>>679089940

>>679089945

alright stop
>>
dom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6GuCQDgq_Y
I was listening to this and thought of you
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>>679090127
yes I accede my build was not well-thought-out
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shaving is for women, remain hairy
>>
Maybe it has to do with how much I love cum?
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>>679090460
It's alright, kiss is here to ridicule you until you improve on your itemization.
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>>679090234
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..why?

>>679090528

disregard this i suck cocks

>>679090614
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Or maybe it's just loneliness and desperation? Whatever the case is, traps and femboys are really cute.
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>>679090770
what does that have to do with anything?
>>
actually he is right, do not disregard it, but do not discontinue shaving your legs
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>>679090604
thank god I have that small blessing

I also bought aegis because I thought bard did not have one but I did not notice his banner of command

I am so bad I do not deserve to be in gold 3 promos
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>>679090528
DELETE THIS
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>>679090919
It's alright, I believe in you
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>>679090770
>>
>>679091153

wish a hot enormous dragon amazon forcibly had sex with me
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>>679091133
thanks <3
>>
>>679091132
It is the truth
>>
>>679090867
but in furry porn they are dreadful
their faces are always drawn so jacked up
they try so hard to soften the facial features but in the process ruin the charm of furry by giving them uncanny human faces with big lips and a dog nose
i hate it

you don't have to smoosh their faces to achieve a femine looking bro
>>
>>679086227
The anus wasn't designed. Full stop.
>>
also for some reason frozen heart just seems like a bad item these days, but I really need a mana item of some form and iceborn gives more
>>
>>679089237
Not a fan of real dicks, but dont mind drawn ones (does that mean im a 2d homosexual?)
>>
>>679091810
New thread
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>>679091532
Body hair is awful and gets stuck on your tongue
>>
>>679091774
You like the 2DQT's. I was very much the same way even 6 months ago. I've learned to appreciate the real kind now.
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