I am not good enough to get plat anyway
How about a dick?
My butt could use some of that.
weren't you diamond a couple seasons ago
you were plat last season
I could probably make that happen if you lived anywhere near me. My dick could use a butt, and my butt could use a dick.
plat 1 with lots of failed promo series last season
diamond 2 the season before that
diamond 5 for the two before that
I have taken too many breaks and am now trash
only one way to get back up there I suppose
whether you want to is another question entirely
>obscure european country
>too poor to move out
I would be that cheetah. Fuck hunting, I'll live on zebra cum.
Fine I didn't want to duo with you anyway
I'll just go solo
I do not particularly care anymore.
There isn't any way for me to get decent again I'm washed up, now I just spend my days suffering through a rotation of Ian's misserible MF support and pretty much anything alexis plays
and m-me and darwin...
Yes but Darwin causes me pleasure, not suffering.
You're neutral. Except when you're drunk then you are insufferable.
>brainlets having such strongly an opinion between two things which are in actuality very similar
If you ever make it to the great white north we can plow each other into oblivion.
I hate you so much
"Very similar" and "the same" are two different things.
yes I offered us as a source of comfort
and I realize I am miserable to play with when drunk
and it makes me perform worse in ranked the next morning
for this reason I have not purchased any more booze since I ran out a couple days ago
I hate me too
but it's the strength which with people defend their position that's so hilariously outrageous. do you mean to tell me you can say what ingredient or balance it is about the coke that makes it better? no. i guess it just means we don't need to be able to justify our opinions sometimes.
I mean, I could, but my NEET ass would need supporting
I guess I could pay back with Slaaneshi rituals giggity.
we're actually on a deep level dose of shrooms already. that's why doing shrooms is so intense. it's because you're making shrooms do brain stuff.
A good call. Solo queue even at mid diamond is so messed up right now it's not even worth going for again.
dynamic queue is cancer
fucking kill yourselves
as soon as possible
I meant for a visit. I'm a poor fuck right now so as long as you can live on cum and toast for a couple weeks be my guest.
What the fuck are you on about? He literally just said "coke beats pepsi" and you're acting like he's trying to tear your entire world down
Jesus fuckin Christ woman, calm down
I'd offer to hate you together but as we just went over, not duoing
did they change your life?
why not lie down on the floor and listen to some trippy music. Theres probably not much to do around here
>get away from family
What was the downside again-
>Not commenting that the zebra looks like he's rocking out from the thumbnail
Taste and smell are some of our greatest ties to reality. Dismissing them as trivial is to deny experiences, making one lower than the base animal.
Your joke is awful and you should feel awful
>Your joke is awful and you should feel awful
i'll do that. want to actually do shrooms again sometime.
you let taste and smell get the best of you then
sometimes you should say i can't choose, because you know you can't defend your position
I only queue alone for ranked any more because the mmr adjustment for queuing as 3 matched us with absolute idiots consistently
so far I have enjoyed an acceptable mix of good and bad teammates alone, though
but yeah I hear the system is so easy to game at diamond and up and no one up there takes it seriously any more, which is part of the reason they tightened the party restrictions at that elo
th-they'll bring solo q back eventually
None. Hope you like femboys, cause that's what I be.
Was the bad trip because you weren't feeling well before doing them?
This is just not the best place to stay when high or w/e
They brought solo queue back for a day
It was a disaster so they took it away
Even without gaming the system if you queue up as diamond 3ish you can get matched with/vs masters/challenger players fairly often
Rin's path was such a mind fuck in KS. Holy shit. Good and bad endings had me all fucked up.
you're disgusting garbage
it's a weird drink. they put cocoa powder in it which is itself kinda strange
my bed isn't helpful unless you're in it with me tbh
Not fucking bad. Thank you for not having baby dick. I'd return the favour but I deleted all my pics a while back and I'm a hairy mess right now.
Thank you, I appreciate your input.
that's so dumb
I suppose it's a part of their efforts to make queue times at challenger shorter than an hour
but the only way to do that is to reach into the lower elos for players
fuck im sorry to hear
I usually just lie on the floor anyways. It feels so much better sometimes
I mean, kinda-
It gets pretty big but as one would say I am a grower rather than a shower.
Most of my OC is like a few days old because I only recently started actually giving a fuck about my appearance again.
awh man you have no freaking idea how much the floor is like, heaven to me. something about being in contact with solid surfaces makes you realize how upright and stiff you are all day.
As am I. Most aren't impressive flaccid. I'm 6.2 inches. Nothing special but above average ever so slightly.
Riot is once again doing something they're very guilty of:
Giving us things no one asked for
no one likes dynamic queue
no one asked for dynamic queue
fuck you riot
exactly. now go do it and stop browsing this shitty thread
Oh right, I heard something about this
So when you solo queue you can come up against a group of 5 and basically get massively raped by a real team and not just a clusterfuck of strangers.
the presence of another twink with a seemingly better body intimidates me
>So when you solo queue you can come up against a group of 5 and basically get massively raped by a real team and not just a clusterfuck of strangers.
this pretty much
Theres tons of videos of full pro teams doing it and it's just a massacre
League as a potential outlet for my competitive drive has died for me.
I like the choosing roles concept as well as the new champ select better than how it used to be, although I think choosing roles could have been implemented better
but I do agree that they should never have allowed party sizes to be greater than 2
they try to match groups of 5 against other groups of 5 and similarly for 4-1 splits etc but I dunno how often this actually happens
There is me as well. Sorry I don't have any pics.
i was actually gonna. feel like i need to lie down anyway
skeet skeet cya later
Skype would be the easiest. I probably have anything you'd want to use though.
Such a defeatist stance. So boring.
Yeah, and they also try to match you to players of your calibre but I was getting plat enemies on my bronze account and silver enemies on my diamond account.
Even you put more effort in than Riot
i must battle to be the top twink
im too weak to battle
true, but you probably have a bigger booty
New champ select is retarded
it never pops up
it plays annoying sounds so you have to have your sound off
it takes forever because they let you pick only one at a time
if you don't lock in you dodge
Choosing roles is like okay at best. It boosts queue time so badly in some situations that it's just not worth it.
Soloqueue has never been a reflection of true competitive play, there isn't any way it could be. It generally reflected mechanical skill and ability to play your champion well in fights.
I dunno, the only one I know is mine, be the judge of it yourself.
if i get the motivation ill do the same
its not bad c:
I'm going to start gyming it up soon so I can get those wide hips. Little more tone on the booty too. Need to work of a bit of chub but I still have my abs so I'm ok for now.
they use mmr rather than rank I think but that being a hidden number causes a lot of confusion
I agree that their algorithm needs a bit of work though
didn't say it was perfect, just that I like it better than the old draft
and yeah that's true, but that's gonna happen in any competitive team game that doesn't require you to have a full premade team to play
but it's not like you can "git gud" at league or csgo or anything in a reliable amount of time by grinding ranked 5v5s or tournaments at your local net cafe
i get the exact same thing. the bumps.
idk how to fix
i dont think you can get wider hips at the gym, lol.
you can make it nice, round and firm tho
It helps widen them out a bit by toning the muscle on your hip flexors. It does make a difference. Never gonna look like a girl but I can make them better.
Yeah, those are annoying, I mean eczema though.
I got that shit because of allergies and it has left quite a few marks on my skin even though I keep it suppressed.
sounds like the perfect sleepy drink
NA solo queue is kind of a joke in some ways too since there are 2many people that don't play to win at high elo.
>they use mmr rather than rank I think but that being a hidden number causes a lot of confusion
Yeah I know how MMR is. But considering my numbers and win rate, there is no fucking way I should ever be getting forever-Silver or even Gold players as Diamond 2
These weren't "obvious smurfs climbing", these were actual solo queue silver-gold players. They weren't even duoing.
It hurt my brain, man
i do not have access to anything like that
true i guess. im currently only really squatting, and donkey kicking and stuff like that now. about to start jogging soon too. what are you going to be doing if you have that figured out yet
oh, that's kinda worse. im sorry anon :c
look at me everyone
im posting non-porn, sfw, non-irl pictures that are guaranteed to not offend most people
Basic shit. Squats, glute bridges, donkey kicks. I'm going to do full body but I'm mostly there for the squat rack, pull up bar, and stationary bikes.
Is fine, if I didn't have it I would've grown up to be a normalfag, wouldn't want that would we.
well yeah, that's a separate problem entirely
from what I hear streamers and such say (namely saintvicious) the only soloq worth paying attention to is Korean soloq because everybody there is actually trying to win every game as best they can
and also they are just better than everyone else
probably because they are actually trying
that just means something's fucking broken
They also all have good ping. It's a true test of being able to smash people with pure mechanical skill and map movement.
I hated playing with streamers like trick or sirchez they like memes more than gameplay
best of luck to u
This happened fairly often, at least 1/10 of the games over two seasons.
Fuck, killed that zombie that turns into a snake muthafucker.
Gonna be even trappier in no time. Then I just need to start buying some cute clothes and shit.
I'm at that weird stage in life where like I'm slowly moving from being attracted to women to being attracted to men. Mostly feminine boys or traps. And I still like women too. Definitely more interested in being a top. But part of me wants to dress up as a girl and take dick. IDK. Help.
new exercise bike arrives thursday :D
cute i bet youll get lots of dicks
Welcome to my life 2 years ago. Just embrace it. I still like both sexes but dudes are just so much less shitty than women. They can actually be a good friend and also plow your ass.
yeah, good ping helps too
kinda wish america had the culture to support competitive gaming like asia
I think the worst I got this season that I can remember is plat 5 on the other team as a gold 4
don't think I've seen anyone more than a full division removed
Killed the zombie that turns into the snake goo monster, like the tutorial boss.
Nope. Eventually got it by luring it to the ladder and jump attacking it.
Fucker hits HARD.
Idk. Maybe it's the fact that guys can't pretend their satisfied? Something like that.
I never did that transition thing a lot of furries did
literally just one day thought... y'know there's something special about maleness
I'm going to go fap to gayporno now
Aaaaaand it turns out the fucker respawns. Luckily, running up while two-handing does enough damage to kill it before he transforms.
It was a LOT worse in unranked, but still pretty gross in ranked.
Got even worse when OCE servers came out, one of the reasons I quit.
Some of us had to lose our religion to have this epiphany.
I don't know man. Maybe it's just the fact that it's easier to relate to another dude.
unranked has its own mmr which is a factor since rank would be an inaccurate representation of skill if you spend 95% of your time playing normals and also I think they sacrifice accuracy in normals in favor of queue times
also there would be a greater disparity between the ranks of people queuing in the same party
yeah makes sense it'd get worse when you reduce the number of players to choose from to make a game
nobody else was hitting the fucking towers so I figured I had to do something about it
I'm glad my parents didn't hammer that shit in.
lost my religion at 13 and made my own bullshit religions untill I gave it up at 15
Ice cubes in butt
>COMBINE THE TWO
It's pretty great. Stick around if you like. Lots of cute butts and dicks to look at. Some good people to chat with too.
I honestly can't remember why I bought it
I think I had backed with like 3k gold and we had just won a fight so I just went and bought something aggressive
Dooooom I said do not get involved when I am calling Dev out.
oh it seems that was not the case at all
yeah I have no idea why I bought that item
maybe I was just going for any kind of damage since I had already gone for iceborn
if you did not go RoA first, do not buy offensive items, they're not very efficient and you do more for the team by bringing your auras and cc chain by living longer than you do by doing a bit more damage
its still on the smaller side. start squatting and shaving your legs and using lotions to smooth your skin out
beg for it.
yes I accede my build was not well-thought-out
Maybe it has to do with how much I love cum?
disregard this i suck cocks
Or maybe it's just loneliness and desperation? Whatever the case is, traps and femboys are really cute.
thank god I have that small blessing
I also bought aegis because I thought bard did not have one but I did not notice his banner of command
I am so bad I do not deserve to be in gold 3 promos
but in furry porn they are dreadful
their faces are always drawn so jacked up
they try so hard to soften the facial features but in the process ruin the charm of furry by giving them uncanny human faces with big lips and a dog nose
i hate it
you don't have to smoosh their faces to achieve a femine looking bro