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Satanic trip says what I do with this dead cat.

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Satanic trip says what I do with this dead cat.
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>>679053822
Eat its heart then burn the organs
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insert it anally faggot
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burn it, then snort the ashes.
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>>679055255
>rolling for this
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>>679053822
bbq it, eat it
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Matalo!!!
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eat it
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>>679053822
eat its asshole on live cam
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skin it and wear it as a mask
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Put the cat between ur ass
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offer to inanna
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Sacrifice to Quetzalcoatl
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>>679055779
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Fap in the cat
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>rape
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cum in the cat
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>>679055863
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Put it in your mother's mailbox
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Berry it
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>>679056032
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fuck it
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>>679056079
youre one of those special kinds of faggots, arent you?
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Send pic to the last female you talked to and say "this was for you".
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Wrap it lovingly in a shirt, bury it in a well-sized grave and place a nice rock over the burial mound.
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>Revive it.
>Kill again.
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sharpie in pooper
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>>679055797
you're such a faggot
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>>679056272
This
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FUCK IT IN THE ASS SO HARD AND THEN STAB IT AND POST PICS
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>>679056326
Kek'd
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>>679056309
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Put it in a post box
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Give it a good funeral
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>>679053822
Make it alive or you die!
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Throw the corpse to a muslim.
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eat that fucking cat raw
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>>679056556
reroll
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Fuck it in the pussy
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>>679056624
Roll
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insert genitals into anal cavity
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>>679056630
rolling
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This.
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>>679053822
Bury it with full military service honors.
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>>679055255
>roll
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Give it a proper Christian funeral.
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>>679056675
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>>679056661
So close
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COVER IT IN MUSTARD
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Perform a satanic hexing ritual
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>>679057666
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bURY IT WITH MUSTARD
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bury it
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>>679056661
Checked with a 666.
Post it faggot
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>>679053822
Send to valhalla
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Leave it on a doorstep with a minivan in the driveway and record it
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Skin it then bury the remains
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BURYIT WITH KETCHUP SAUCE OR MUSTARD
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give it a vikings burial
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>>679057013
Bump
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>>679056755
>>679056255
>>679055255

triple fiver dubs!
WTF is going on in this thread, OP must do one of these!
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>>679057095
this
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Fuck her pussy.
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Find a family home with a dog. Put the cat near the doggyhouse or its lease. Owners reaction would be topkek
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>>679057229
re
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>>679057308
re
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>>679057368
re
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Viking funeral!
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>>679057412
re
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>>679053822
Satanic pepe summons satanic trips and says to give it a proper burial.
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Suck it's dick
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>>679057443
This
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How about a timestamp first, lad?
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>>679056661
Fuck the pussy in the pussy. Catception
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>>679053822
buy the biggest hotdog bun you can.
Buy mustard and ketchup and dill pickle spears
put cat in bun. add generous amounts of condinments and top with pickle
Put in neighbours mailbox and wait
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drop kick it
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>>679057459
re
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>>679057443
This!
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>>679057480
this
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>>679057563
re
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>>679057466
FUCK
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Soak it in a sink and squeeze the liquid from its fur into a cup and drink
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>>679053822
Eat it
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>>679057596
re
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Rape the cat and post pics
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>>679053822
cut off one of the legs with a cleaver and use it as a dildo, bringing yourself to prostate orgasm with it

livestream it all
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>>679053822
praise jebus and read the bible to him
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BURN IT AND SUMMON SATAN
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Viking funeral!!
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>>679057498
reroll
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>>679057667
off by one
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>>679057667
What the fuck
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>>679057667
Off by one
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>>679057667
SOOO CLOSE
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>>679057667
Hah off by 1
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>>679057498
this roll
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>>679057652
re
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>>679057667
rolling
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Put dick in mouth
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>>679053822
How about you timestamp it first
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>>679057776
your were close to quads m9.
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>>679053822
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>>679057667
fuck me, off by one
reroll
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Give the cat a viking funeral burn him then grind his bone to ash and spread it to the wind.
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>>679057936
quads don't mean shit here
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Nah, Just bury it :) RIP
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>>679057999
WINRAAAAR!!!!!
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>>679057498
roll
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>>679057667
roll for dis
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>>679057999
Antisatanic trips count right?
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>>679058091
Upside down satanic doesn't count... Do they?
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>>679053822
pretty sure you have done what you can

rolling for microwave, though
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>>679056936
when you dont even notice you got trips
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>>679057667
You were so close m9
Would say that op will do the same tho
.
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>>679057498
rollin
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>>679057926
maximum kek
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>>679057443
Rolly rolly
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>>679057498
rerollinnnnn
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take it on a date
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Live stream you raping it than eating it raw
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>>679057498
Rerollaroll
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>>679058372
nice italian restaurant. table for two. red wine. candles. purrfect
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>>679053822
Autopsy to determine cause of death, then viking funeral.
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>>679058028
Quads are still better than no quads
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>>679058444
Checked
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>>679057498
gona gibs it a roll
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>>679058444
Nice but not quite
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>>679057667
It has to be this, reroll
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>>679058410
Reroll Tho
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>>679057498
getting close. Reroll
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Fuck it through its wee earholes
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>>679057498
pls close
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>>679058372
>>679058461
rolling
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>>679058605
Reroll
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Do nothing except bury it OP.
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Cut it open with a stick and light the intestines on fire
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>>679057667
rollan'
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Give him good funeral
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Fuck it
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microwave it
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>>679057667
roll
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cut his head and try to open the eyes
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Bring it inside and if you have family/gf, act like it's alive and you love and kiss it on the regular until the head falls off. Everytime someone says that it's dead, yell in your loudest voice and start hitting them with the cat.

If you don't have a family, put something on it to cover the smell and sell it to a dumb kid as a sleeping dog, or you cut off its paws, and kidnap other cats in the neighborhood. When the family starts to worry, put the paw in a box and leave it next to their toilet with a letter saying, "pay the brotherhood or next time it's the head."
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>>679057667
>>679058669
Fuck this fucking thread tbh
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>>679057667
odds are 1/1000 but I'll roll anyway
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Finger its butt hole, webm
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Walk away.
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Give it a proper burial.
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Cum inside it!
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>>679057443
Rolling for this, also check em bois
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Give it a proper burial.
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Say, RIP kittycat and then bury it.
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>>679057667
rell
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Rip its head off
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Put it in a shoebox in your room for one year, taking it out once a day to keep us informed.
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>>679057667
rolling for this
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>>679058902
Not actually. the the real odds would be very difficult to take, it's not 1/1000 because the number isn't random, it goes up, so you have some kind of idea of when it's coming up.
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Look at it then smash your head against a wall then backflip
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>>679058444
WINRAR
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Viking funeral
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>>679059236
kys
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>>679059666
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>>679059296
This and snort the burnt body, just like the time OP snorted a mouse.
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>>679059236
not satanic enuf
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>>679059394
>>679057926
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Blend it
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Send her to space
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fit the entire cat in your ass while it's still in one piece
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Spray paint it silver
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>>679059299
FUCK YOUUUU I WILL NEVER KILL MYSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M TOO AWESOME AND SO NOT AUTISTIC
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>>679059581
Reroll
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>>679059585
reroll
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Fuck it
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>>679059581
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>>679057013
Bump
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Paint it red and ask the pharmacy if you can get some tampons, your pussy is bleeding
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Cut it open and put it on like a hat
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funeral pyre
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cook it then eat it
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Stick your sick inide its butt.....for it in no matter what...webm
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Guys what does bantz, strawman and sage mean? Yesterday everyone was making fun of me and calling me names and hurting my feelings and not answering so can you guys help THANKS :)
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chop it with axe 100times
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>>679059782
rooll
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>>679053822
Kill it
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>>679053822
Fuck it, cum inside, nail to wall
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Ask a tailor to make a hat out of it, or kitten mittens.
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>>679059950
reroll
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>>679059782
reroll
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roll. fuck it
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Cum my lady, cum cum my lady.
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>>679059782
rereroll
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>>679059664
good damn it
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>>679058473
Roll for this.
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>>679059782
rollio
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WTF is a viking funeral?
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>>679057667
roll
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>>679059782
do it
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>>679053822
Get it stuffed and have a fleshlight put into it. Use the cat fleshkight for 4 months straight without cleaning. Then leave at the door of a neighbor you dislike
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Dick in cat
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>>679057667
Roll
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>>679060268
or at whoever's cat it was
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>>679059950
reroll again
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>>679058473
Roll.
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fuck the cat and post here
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>>679059782
Rollerino
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Chop it up and make a dream catcher
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>>679060488
rooll
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Space program
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fuck cat. cum in cat. post video here
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Swing it by its tail and then sling shot it at a car driving by, webm
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>>679059782
Roll
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go sleep
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>>679060589
Reroll
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>>679060554
Cat the fuck and here post.
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>>679060591
roll
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>>679060591
>fuck cat. cum in cat
this
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revive it
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>>679059585
reroll
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>>679060646
ye
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>>679060578
Roll again
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>>679060589
Roll
>>
Cat sex!
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>>679057667
Roll
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>>679060646
close. so close
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satan commands you bring the cat back to life, it has not fullfilled its destiny... sacrifice your own life if you must
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>>679060646
pls
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>>679060646
do itt
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mouth to mouth save the cat
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>>679060766
Oh son of a bitch
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Fake mania and try to get people to bury it with a full procession
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Obviously stab it
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>>679059782
Get to it OP
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How did the cat die? Also, timestamp
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Put it in one of those blue recycling boxes outside of the post office. The ones with the weird lid
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Fucking drown the cunt
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>>679061059
It's already dead you absoloute fucking retard
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>>679060646
rollllllll
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>>679060666
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>>679060766
You dumb fucker
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>>679060578
Rawl
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>>679057667
TRIPS GET
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Fuck it then eat it
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God dammit, just fuck the pussy, then post
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Impale it on a spear and stick the spear in the ground to serve as a warning to intruders
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bury with honours
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Put it in your mom's pussy
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Cum in cat
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Cut its head off and skullfuck it. Post pics of the whole process.
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stick your pee pee in it
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put your penis in it
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Burn and cum on the ash with timestamp
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>>679061620
roll
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Rip its torso open and fuck it
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>>679060268
>>679060382
Reroll for either of these
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Burn and come on the ash with timestamp rolling
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give it a proper, respectful burial
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Cum on
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>>679059296
Rolling for this, also
check me bois
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espero que todo quedara en un susto
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>>679053822
Lick its arsehole
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>>679057667
roll
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>>679061679
rerollll
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Char it up and snort that shit
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>>679053822
fuck her right in the pussy
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fuck this
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eat it
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>>679061679
roooollllllll
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>>679053822

Viking funeral!,VIKING FUNERAL!
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Microwave it then throw it on someone in a public place.
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BURY IT WITH A JAR OF MUSTARD
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VIKING FUNERAL
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>>679062015
roll
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>>679061679
groll
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fuck it, then eat it
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BURY IT WITH MEMES
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>>679061679
mole
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>>679053822
Give cat a respectable burial
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>>679056792
Roll
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>>679053822
fuck it
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>>679061679
pol
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>>679053822

space program
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>>679062137
Roll
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>>679062137
Roooolll
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SMASH IT TILL ITS NOTHING BUT A SACK OF MEAT AND GUTS, THEN SWING AT YOUNG CHILD.
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>>679062259
Roll
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Dress it up in camo, then leave it there until someone asks you about it, then pretend you haven't seen it
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>>679062137
roll
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rape it in front of your friends, family and coworkers
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>>679062301
caps
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Put it in the God damn trash
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>>679062239
roll
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>>679055255
I'm OP. I'll do it.
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>>679062333
Respectable burial wins!
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>>679059782

This and post pic.
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You realize the thread limit will cap before we even reach 666?
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>>679057498
Rolling for this
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>>679062333
Winner
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>>679062433

Roll
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>>679062433

Rolling.
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fuck it
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>>679062433
NEED THIS
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>>679062137
Roller blades
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>>679062433
ROLL
>>
do nothing
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Viking Burial.
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>>679061966
One more time!
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eat cat
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>>679062650
yes
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>>679062566

Roll
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>>679062333
Roll
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>>679062671
fuck i almost had it 6 off
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>>679059782
roll
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>>679062757
kys
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>>679062757
larn 2 count dickweed
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>>679062433

Rolly
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>>679062903
fat
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OP can you prove you are still here?
Timestamp the dead cat
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>>679057498
Rollin around at the speed of sound
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>>679062920

Roll
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>>679062920

Rolling
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>>679062666
>>
>>679062433

ROLL!!
>>
Gunna 404
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>>679062433

Roooollll
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>>679062738
Roll
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>>679062433

Roooooooolllll
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>>679053822
404 is among us
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>>679062433

Rolll
>>
>>679062433

Rollio
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