YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
>kekked out loud
Maybe its becuase at 6 foot I'm hardly head and shoulders above 5,10.
But it 5 foot 10 inches even enough to call someone "small"?
The average height in US is apparently 5,7
and a quick google search will show
>The people of the Dinaric Alps (South Slavs) are on record as being the tallest in the world, with a male average height of 185.6 cm (6 ft 1.1 in)
If a girl was 5,10 i wouldn't be interested becuase shes to tall.
Is this just
>Don't talk to me unless you make at lest 8 figures
I'm not sure if he is trolling or not. It would be too fun if he was so serious about not giving a fuck that he has to throw insults.
4chan is 4chan though
I think at some point we all did some beta shit and were beta before being put on our asses and learning. I cringe at all this stuff because that could have been me or reminds me of a time I did something similar but on a lesser scale.
Jake and Bryan double teamed Elysia. By the time York arrived, it was too late and she was full of and covered in cum - as she predicted it was awesome. Some say the ghost of the knobsocket, York, still haunts the Lakehouse - he died of a broken heart before he could report his findings to Reddit. Dre and Elysia's grandmother hooked up at York's funeral.
It would actually be a hilarious twist if he did go and actually won the fight. I always tell guys like that to bulk up. At absolute worst you can pick a fight and ruin someone else's day.
Hey its meaty burger, I used to love that show
>we will eventually all die and people like this will be the ones to replace us
It's a forced meme from some faggot with a vendetta that won't die.
why so skeptic? looks real to me
>loser kid friendlies up to 8/10 chick
>chick pities him a little
>autistic enough to think target was a date
>she explains things vulgarly over internet
>going to lose v card
>york gets fukkin pissed
>she gets pissed
>york wants that v card
>fuck you york, gonna get dp'd by J. n B.
>york goin to lake house to get his nut
genuinely sounds real to me. knew a similar beta at school. similar type of girl only she was never this audacious and the pity was too great
a mexican raping pony dolls
if i can get my hands on one. until then i'll just keep standing on one arm and getting all the chicks.
Robot simply does not give a fuck.
>Tonight is the night in the bio
Off to the cringe thread with you
God I wish that was me, lucky bastard.
not a great job censoring that..
heres a equally cringy dude for good messure anyway
Made it hard to enjoy the last 2 bites of my sandwich
He looks like a slightly more autistic Jim Sterling.
And probably sucking cock since kindergarten. Nobody cares you nigger
That's not even Heresey. That's just fucked up-
It's a scrawny, babyfaced manlet in a muh-lady tier outfit. Thing is, alot of the spergs on 4chan thinks he looks good so the pic is often used as bait. Just like the pic of that pedo loli-paintjob.
The faggot even has skulls on his goddamn tie and people still go "What? I see no cringe here" etc. I'm starting to think that the people pretending not to see the cringe are the real mastertrolls here.
what even is this? what does it say?
I know. I do alright. My gf still calls me a manlet, cause she's 5'8, but that just make me hatefuck her that much harder.
thanks for the support though, short/b/ro
I'm pretty sure that's actually a woman that's suffering from acromegaly, caused by overproduction of growth hormone by the adenohypophysis.
The court room falls silent, the ruling for the mental competency hearing is about to be read.
Judge : Mental.
The crowd sighs in relief, their dogs will be safe.
>This sword is ready.
This sword is ready. This sword is fucking ready. Ready for what? Under what circumstance can you see using a sword on someone in this day and age reasonable? Do you fantasize stopping a shooting at your school with a sword? How about saving that pretty girl from ruffians? Does carrying it around make everyone think you have training? WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS?! WHAT ARE YOU READY FOR?! WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SWORD READY FOR?!
Jesus fucking Christ... The most cringeworthy part of this shit is he gets off with a week of no pay and required therapy. Motherfucker BIT a goddamn disabled person. Holy fuck. How is this lunatic not in jail?
Please someone tell me this one is fake.......
All hail PAiNt, lord of cringe.
>average height is 5'7"
Men are biologically taller than women, that's why 6 foot men are considered normal and 6 foot women are considered tall. As a male, imo a man below 5'8" is short, 5'8"-6'2" is average, 6'3" and above is tall.
Although I failed quite a lot of times at defending myself at highschool, I still remember one girl (had big boobs at her age) got some fun stinging me with the sharp end of a compass. I told her several times to stop but she carried on and had fun with that. Until I got so mad I grabbed a blunt pencil and stabbed her in the hand she had on the table with it.
Of course, everybody got mad with me, despite they were having fun (almost all the class) when I was annoyed or insulted by other people. That was the only time the teachers sent me to the principal's office, and I bet they even thought I was a violent punk for doing that and getting all the class angry.
At the principal's office, I told them what she was doing all the time, and I had the luck she admitted it. She was in tears since I did that to her, and I'm not suring if she was bleeding a lot or not, but I think she was. So, thankfully, since she admitted it, we both were scolded equally (unfair, but since I hurted her a lot, I didn't care)
So, that was my story. One of the few times I manage to return an aggression. I'm not that proud it was with a girl, quite an air-head also, and not against male aggressors, but I'm sure I would be beaten by 5 to 10 of them.