YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD! http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJ Ylg

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>>679015034
>daddyissues
Why advertise that?

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>>679015532
Because women are awful creatures.

>>679015862

Skynet wins/10

>>679015532
because they know men like that
same logic as having your tits practically hanging out

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxVQBsREnSU
>kekked out loud

Maybe its becuase at 6 foot I'm hardly head and shoulders above 5,10.
But it 5 foot 10 inches even enough to call someone "small"?
The average height in US is apparently 5,7
and a quick google search will show
>The people of the Dinaric Alps (South Slavs) are on record as being the tallest in the world, with a male average height of 185.6 cm (6 ft 1.1 in)
If a girl was 5,10 i wouldn't be interested becuase shes to tall.

Is this just
>Don't talk to me unless you make at lest 8 figures
kinda deal?

Im 5,6 i dont give a flying fuck. And if u let your height discourage you than you're a fucking idiot. Fuck you tall faggots you bony long tooth pick fucks that brag about height

>>679018980
Manlet.

>>679015034
allah akbar?

>>679019081
Go put ur dick in a shredder you ignorant fuck

>>679019764
Someone has a SHORT temper.

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>>679019764
I'm not sure if he is trolling or not. It would be too fun if he was so serious about not giving a fuck that he has to throw insults.

4chan is 4chan though

>>679016562
what is this?

>>679015563
>that one older guy at 0:53
What.

>>679020222
What happened next?

>>679020222

Trips checked... I almost did this... Instead got fucked up with another friend and met my first GF... Cured my oneitis real fast

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>>679020088
more like this?

>>679020885
User was friend zoned for this post

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>>679015563
Those girls look delish

>>679016562
>flamin hot cheetos
I dont know what I expected.

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>>679015034
When her weight is over 9000

>>679020885
Please turn in your man card at the front desk

>>679016994
Part of me wishes this was real. I'd love to know the reaction of women finding out they get jerked to.

>>679016994
Hehe

>>679015034
All peeps under 5"10 triggered

>>679020260
hot cheetos and cum

>>679016562
Wtfffff

I think at some point we all did some beta shit and were beta before being put on our asses and learning. I cringe at all this stuff because that could have been me or reminds me of a time I did something similar but on a lesser scale.

>>679022486
You...you know they already know that, right? They don't care.

>>679020828
Jake and Bryan double teamed Elysia. By the time York arrived, it was too late and she was full of and covered in cum - as she predicted it was awesome. Some say the ghost of the knobsocket, York, still haunts the Lakehouse - he died of a broken heart before he could report his findings to Reddit. Dre and Elysia's grandmother hooked up at York's funeral.

>>679020885
Why wouldn't you just write anxiety approach

>>679016562
Man at first I thought she was getting into it but then the motherzillagod of hork just shot out of her facial bits at a speed just fast enough to nauseate me.

>>679020222
It would actually be a hilarious twist if he did go and actually won the fight. I always tell guys like that to bulk up. At absolute worst you can pick a fight and ruin someone else's day.

>>679018551
Explain this pic to me, ive seen it 100 times but still dont get it

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>>679025113
Godlike

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>>679020222
Did he pull an Elliot Rodger?

>>679023212
Kek!

>>679025931
Here we go again

>>679016562
That must be satisfying as fuck.

>>679026152
RIP

>>679025931
Mods i guess

>>679025931
MODS!

>>679026152
does anyone dare enter the site? I'm not into that shit but i can't help but be curious and i don't want a party van showing up

>>679026391
it's gone

>>679026152
my fucking god this week is the week to kill myself

>>679015532
>that pic

God tier movie

>>679022101
Fuck off

>>679018426
> 6ft
> head and shoulders above 5 ft 10

So your head and shoulders are two inches in height?

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>>679025631
>cringelord detected

>>679015563
HOLY SHIT! did they manage to catch him

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>>679016562
fuck just happened

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>>679026124
Hey its meaty burger, I used to love that show

>>679026599
Its plural.

>>679018108
>moot irl

>>679020222
did york at least get the video?

>>679026914
The fuck?

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>>679018108
>we will eventually all die and people like this will be the ones to replace us

>>679026124
why did i google elliot rodger's name.

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>>679025631
It's a forced meme from some faggot with a vendetta that won't die.

>>679029419
wats not to get?

>>679020222
noone believes this is real right?

>>679026715
Fake and gay

>>679029996
dude that nigger got trips. it has to be real.

>>679025631
It's bait

>>679030499
not fake, I know a guy with the same problem. guy I know is fat though, not ripped

>>679023212
zozzle'd

>>679020222
>go sharks!

yeah, no way that's real.

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h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY.

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>>679015862
Kek

Only have gold for you, sorry. Oh yes, a pony tail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79dWICBmUvk

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>>679031472
why so skeptic? looks real to me
>loser kid friendlies up to 8/10 chick
>chick pities him a little
>autistic enough to think target was a date
>she explains things vulgarly over internet
>going to lose v card
>york gets fukkin pissed
>she gets pissed
>york wants that v card
>fuck you york, gonna get dp'd by J. n B.
>york goin to lake house to get his nut

genuinely sounds real to me. knew a similar beta at school. similar type of girl only she was never this audacious and the pity was too great

>>679032104
Enough

>>679015862
it's begining

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>>679020150
> answering with MLP

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a mexican raping pony dolls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko

>>679023302
what does that mean. i should be figthting a bull and win ?

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>>679031663
you knew this was coming

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>>679033526
thats right

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>>679028552
I miss Sam and max...

>>679033526
the pinnacle of male dominance

>>679033595

Do it then faggot

>>679020222
>bryan
>tall bryan
kek'd

>>679033526
She only wants Spanish toreros.

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>>679033964
if i can get my hands on one. until then i'll just keep standing on one arm and getting all the chicks.

>>679015862
Those shady eyes

>>679032896


>2016


>Actually caring

>>679034575
>its the current year, so my disgusting behavior should be tolerated

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>>679015862
Robot simply does not give a fuck.

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>>679020222
>Tonight is the night in the bio
Off to the cringe thread with you

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>>679035209
>mfw this was taken in public

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>>679015563
God I wish that was me, lucky bastard.

>>679015034
Lost at the fact that he talks like he has downs

>>679015862
>fuk u human
>I win

>>679016731
made me laugh

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>>679036757
not a great job censoring that..

heres a equally cringy dude for good messure anyway

>>679023354
5'7 reporting in, extremely triggered. i was the tallest guy... in the fourth grade. the feels are real.

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>>679016562
Made it hard to enjoy the last 2 bites of my sandwich

>>679027231
References for a fucking school project?
Jesus christ

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>>679026558
He looks like a slightly more autistic Jim Sterling.

>>679018426
Mate, I was 6 foot tall at 15, git gud

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>>679039211
And probably sucking cock since kindergarten. Nobody cares you nigger

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmmW7tJldk

>>679016994
what ep is that from?

>>679036757
More of that info, almost lost it! Need morrrrre>>679036814

>>679015563
That kid probably did something shitty so ok

>>679025631
I don't know and nobody seems to know so, it's just this faggot posting it and chuckling to himself

>>679015034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFEVwyt8zE

>>679026579
fat cunt detected

>>679023354
im 5"5 but ill still fuck your dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJzTlaHCWQ

>>679015034
System metric of faggots

https://www.youtube.com/user/SargonofAkkad100

>>679039211
>6 ft
>15
fucking newfag, my best friend was 6 foot at 12, 6'6" at 16.

>>679015563
that literally happened to me like daily from when i was like 10 to when i was about 13

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>>679043656
That's not even Heresey. That's just fucked up-

>>679025631
It's a scrawny, babyfaced manlet in a muh-lady tier outfit. Thing is, alot of the spergs on 4chan thinks he looks good so the pic is often used as bait. Just like the pic of that pedo loli-paintjob.

The faggot even has skulls on his goddamn tie and people still go "What? I see no cringe here" etc. I'm starting to think that the people pretending not to see the cringe are the real mastertrolls here.

>>679043687
nigger i was 7'2" at 18 months. get gud.

>>679042797
Fuck his dog with what?

>5'5''
>Male

nope

>>679015034

Women try to be all tough but crumble like cookies under a man with charm.

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>>679015563
It's not really cringe. Pretty obviously that creepy old guy hanging out with them preteens would have done something if he hit one of them.

>>679037259
Man I'm 5'7 too. It's not that bad, if you've got a nice face you've got nothing to worry about

>>679015563
When that kid is older, he's gonna rape each and every one of those girls. I hope.

>>679015563
Girls tried to do that to me but I punched one in the mouth in the other one was knocked out. Didn't think I'd hit them because they are women

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>>679044945
what even is this? what does it say?

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>>679045059
I know. I do alright. My gf still calls me a manlet, cause she's 5'8, but that just make me hatefuck her that much harder.

thanks for the support though, short/b/ro

>>679044365
Decent pants would make all the difference, I don't see the cringe here.

http://pounced.org/

Just read some of the profiled for ultimate cringe

>>679026558
> I asked imaginary characters for their opinion
> I will literally kill you over a stupid cartoon.

>>679045731
I though this was bait.
Its not bait.
God I wish it was bait.

>>679046544
I know its pretty awful isnt it? The deeper you go the worse it gets...

>>679039211
Bitch please. I was 6'0 at 13.

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>>679020998
I'm pretty sure that's actually a woman that's suffering from acromegaly, caused by overproduction of growth hormone by the adenohypophysis.

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>>679046753
Its funny, just not haha funny.

>>679045731
>
I have no words to describe what I'm feeling...God we need a pandemic.

>>679018108
>you're fat kill yourself
>has stack of 3 honey buns for a neck

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>>679045453
>Judge mental.

The court room falls silent, the ruling for the mental competency hearing is about to be read.

Judge : Mental.

The crowd sighs in relief, their dogs will be safe.

>>679015563
Not all bad, he will have somthing to look back on and fap over when he's a 25 year old gimp

>>679026558
>This sword is ready.
This sword is ready. This sword is fucking ready. Ready for what? Under what circumstance can you see using a sword on someone in this day and age reasonable? Do you fantasize stopping a shooting at your school with a sword? How about saving that pretty girl from ruffians? Does carrying it around make everyone think you have training? WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS?! WHAT ARE YOU READY FOR?! WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SWORD READY FOR?!

>>679045731
I feel assaulted.

http://www.adultswim com/metalocalypse/petition/

They've been live streaming a fax machine that you can fax shit to since this morning.

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>>679048522
You just said my exact train of thought, thank you.

>>679045453
Jesus fucking Christ... The most cringeworthy part of this shit is he gets off with a week of no pay and required therapy. Motherfucker BIT a goddamn disabled person. Holy fuck. How is this lunatic not in jail?

Please someone tell me this one is fake.......

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>>679015596
lmao

>>679026545
It was my favorite back when it came out. All the shitty matrix effects made it great

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All hail PAiNt, lord of cringe.

>https://www.instagram.com/paintarya/?hl=en

>>679051309
shave the mustache and i would dick down

>>679045132
I feel you.
Cunts need to be put in their place.
The kitchen.

>>679047044
Saw this exact pic in my bio class not too long ago, she went from woman to Shrek to bill cosby

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>>679015034
There's not much sun, and thanks to Swedish bitches on the Left, soon there's not going to be much SWEDISH.

>>679052304
dont forget to shave the rest of the places where females dont generally let hair grow

>>679015532
Final Wars was a gem.

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>>679051309
the name is pain, the game is shame.

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>>679053451
>>679053312

>>679023354
I'm 5'10" & 1/8
Almost triggered.

>>679023354
I'm 5'10" but Manlets are cute

>>679020222
Such utter bullshit, those tripps were wasted.

>>679051309
idk man, but "nonbinary slam poet" has a nice ring to it

>>679019874
Jej

>>679023354
6'2", I keked.

>>679015563
Story?

>>679016562
That's what happens when you suck Towelie's dick.

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>>679044583
We all know you're a manlet. Git Gud

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>>679023212
My sides

>>679053973
girl/gurl/boy?

>>679018426
>average height is 5'7"
Men are biologically taller than women, that's why 6 foot men are considered normal and 6 foot women are considered tall. As a male, imo a man below 5'8" is short, 5'8"-6'2" is average, 6'3" and above is tall.

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>>679039211
>>679043687
>>679044583
I'm 5'6 and you're a bunch of cunt faggots.

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>>679056003
im 5'7, and agree.

fuck you>>679055769

>>679025631
he's wearing a mix of clothes that should never go together, a horrible button down and vest with skinny jeans and sneakers just for one example.

>>679025469
idk (I don't know) why not.

>>679035209
This makes my insides shift so fucking horrible.

>>679015563
Eh kid probably did something shitty but still not right, i kek'd when they chased him though.

>>679055821
I'm giggling at this shit.

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>>679027231
lmao its pretty funny tho, like its so funny it's not emberessing, its just weird.

>>679015034
Although I failed quite a lot of times at defending myself at highschool, I still remember one girl (had big boobs at her age) got some fun stinging me with the sharp end of a compass. I told her several times to stop but she carried on and had fun with that. Until I got so mad I grabbed a blunt pencil and stabbed her in the hand she had on the table with it.

Of course, everybody got mad with me, despite they were having fun (almost all the class) when I was annoyed or insulted by other people. That was the only time the teachers sent me to the principal's office, and I bet they even thought I was a violent punk for doing that and getting all the class angry.

At the principal's office, I told them what she was doing all the time, and I had the luck she admitted it. She was in tears since I did that to her, and I'm not suring if she was bleeding a lot or not, but I think she was. So, thankfully, since she admitted it, we both were scolded equally (unfair, but since I hurted her a lot, I didn't care)

So, that was my story. One of the few times I manage to return an aggression. I'm not that proud it was with a girl, quite an air-head also, and not against male aggressors, but I'm sure I would be beaten by 5 to 10 of them.

>>679053451
Fucking shitposting

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>>679056861
You like lemons do you?