Rekt Thread

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>>678998365

>>678998884
Kek

>>678999777
Check n kek

>>678999777
checked

>>678999999

>>679000200
Fucking checked

>>679000203
fucking bastard

>>678999777
He can just walk that off.

>>679000203
Thanks anon. I can fap now

>>679000153

Story?

>>679000313
Kek. Two woodsmen take a tree

>>679000313
are they kill?

>>679000445
Thank you for reminding me about pingu.
My childhood hates you.

>>678999777
Well.. At least he's already paralysed

>>679000498
He gave the train a run for his money

>>679000342
>>679000604
>>679000693
This isn't a ylyl you jizz jockeys

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>>678999777
DUB TRIPS?

>>679000469
Hes pregnant

>>679000030
>>000000

>>678999777
DUB TRIPS OMG

>>678999777
At this point why wear a helmet?

>>678999777
ebin get

>>679000498
haha totally got what he deserved

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>>679001205
So you don't become a quadriplegic.

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>679002457
fuck off faggit

>>679002457
B8

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>>679002457
Fuck off randy. No one gives a shit about your morals, we're here to laugh and ogle people dying.

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>>679002457

>>679000469
Black guys will do anything to avoid being a father.

when I was 13, I tied up a girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up

>>679002457
Newfag

>>679000546
the right girl is dead.

>>679002457
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>679000780
this is just sad to look at

>>679003157
Nigger oh no

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>>679003219
Holy shit I remember this pasta! :D
Thanks anon.

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>>679003565
Old copy pasta

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>>679002457
I HATE REKT THREADS PLEASE STOP MAKING THEM YOU SICK FUCKS I CAME HERE TO WATCH NICE THINGS YOU FAGS

>>679004182
>/b/
>nice things
where do you think you are?

>>679004268
mate i was making a joke

>>679004045
Omg, that is the best meme ever! I love the Oppenheimer/Gita reference.

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>>679004182

>>679004100
once is an unfortunate accident, twice and this guy was out for blood

>>679004182
Fuck you, you fuck

>>679004947
holy fckin story

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>>679003579
because vegetables get more action than your bitch ass?

>>679002457
This is exactly why anon must rise up and fight against the cancer of being extreme. To be truly extreme we must fight against these gore farts and have a dialogue with the irl community. It's on us to come out of the shadows otherwise more lives will be warped. Too many have fallen to all these death and porn pics.

>>679000498
this is why people hate cyclists - their arrogance on the road.

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>>679003219
this is technically a rape

>>679005434
There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.
Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.

>>679005575
Found the virgin.

>>679005434
dude wow, you're probably a newfag
it's a made up story

>>679005752
what the fuck, stupid bitch

>>679005799
Yes, I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.

>>679005840
LOL i love the guy who runs over and picks up his sunglasses after.. beautiful

>>679000153
Turns out that she is really a white girl with a dark tan. He knows that he is now tainted and filthy, so he an heros.

>>679000153
kek, the title, lost

>>679005296
I always hate this shit. You never know if somethings going to change, even though you get the joke.

>>679005070
What a ferocious little bitch.
I bet she can make a mean sandwich

>>679003579
>disgusting
>posts fur

>>679005752
>>679005913
>texting while driving bike is totaly safe

>>679003527
what about the wrong one?

>>679003527
no she fucking isn't

>>679004947
Guy had no concept of what a gun does.

>>679004710
Who is gonna cut my grass now?

>>679005555
nice quads

>>679005434
those tabs though LOL

>>679000153
this is really sad to me

>>678999777
" he will never walk again"

>>679002457
Some of us didn't grow up in pampered, sheltered homes with happy little suburban family lives where mommy and daddy snapping at each other was a world shattering event. Some of us have suffered immensely in life and dark humor is a great and entirely natural way to cope with the harsh and unforgiving world around us. It's nice you live in a bubble of self-delusion where the world is just, golly gosh, so nice, and so you can sit up there on your high horse, far removed from the tragedies of the world, and judge. But the overwhelming majority of humanity doesn't live an idyllic 1st world, upper middle class, comfortable lifestyle. Pain and suffering and death and cruelty aren't nightly news stories for us, they aren't plot devices in R rated movies. They are real, and we find humor in it, because that's all humans faced with a cruel world can do to cope. Have a nice life, Percival Woolsworth IV.

>>679003527
Y u lie

>>679006379
did he died?

>>679006032
love this video

>>679003579
Thats ok to me. Both of them must be overwhelmed by a burning desire to fuck. At least they did it once in their lifetime

>>679003157
>tfw you get hit so hard your brain re-sets

>>679006478
Goddamn, it ate an engine block. That's fucking hardcore.

>>679006478
Yum.

>>679000491
>679000491
XD

>>679002457
cold pasta is cold

>>679000153
wtf even happened? Looks like he's about to smoke and just kills over.

>>679006265
Dat dodging was fucking legendary..

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>>678998365
here's a sick one for you

>>679005575
The world's average IQ just went down 20% with your statement. Congratulations genius! You are a true philosopher!

>>679000584
What's the background on this? Did the pilot fall asleep?

>>679006943
and they say nature is scary

nature doesn't have shit on machines

>>679002457
Nice b8 m8

>>679000469
She broke up with him.. He's a weak bitch and couldn't be without her.. Popped himself in the head of her apartment complex.

>>679005287
source?

>>679006677

Why is iT always blacks???

>>679005218
everytime i see this
>WHY THE FUCK DID HE GO BACK INTO THE FLAMING CAR?

>>679003565
OP here, nice b8 m8

>>679004326
well you made a verry good joke mate.

>>679003157
Fucking nigger takes it from a verbal argument to a physical one and gets his ass beat. Golden.

>>678999777
checkd and obviously not a physics major
>dat center of gravity

>>679006032
His buddy trying to stop him, WHILE LAUGHING!

>>679000780
WHO TAKES THE PICTURES

>>679007234
Don't fuck with the bouncer..

>>679005964
B8

>>679006032
So much justice

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>>679002729
>>679002571
>>679003474
>>679004182

>>679005218

what in the actual fuck?

>>679006032
the person filing it is doing an awful job

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>>679007027
>Jews

>>679005296
top kek

>>679006568
niggers...

>>679006358
Nice b8

>>679000498
All we had to do was follow the damn Train, CJ!

>>679006909
OP here, that's fucking brutal

>>679006909
Not even funny. Sandnigger sense of humor?

>>679006379

funny how they all keep turning their heads. reminds me of goats or geese

>>679005752
deserved it

>>679007652
story?

>>679006568
>steals wallet
>takes off
white people

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Come join the fun guys.
>padlet com/rcnelson1/6sat752batk1

>>679005218
what the fuck is going on here?

>>679007340
that's a nigger, not a man

>>679005976
>>679005976
those apes aren't humans

>>679006860
because smoking kills

>>679000203
That look in its Eyes. ..
Pure despair...

>>679007759
Women police officers are a fucking stupid idea.

>>679007652

> Women in police forces
lel

>>679000498
damn train should have stopped for that biker. .. well at least thats what the biker thought

>>679007772
omg, someone posted CP. Lol

>>679006934
fuck, that was close

>>679000780
thanks god he has no balls and cant reproduce

>>679007027
No, it was a gas line explosion.

>>679007928
for the equal rights they said

>>679000153
I"m a virgin and never been kissed before and am still alive and this nigger kills himself literally seconds after hugging and kissing a girl. Seriously nigga!!!!!!

>>679008011
the day after died by a stroke

>>679007027
Nerve gas

>>679006032
Would help if we knew the story.

>>679007772
>>679008000
The room is now locked, also check mah trips.

>>679007073
What a smart frog

>>679003157
satisfying

>>679007652
those fat asses cant even walk properly

>>679008024
He didn't do anything, he was a good boy

>>679004100
story?

>>679007845

that dude in the tow truck must have had his hand on the door handle all the time.

>>679006032
the only thing to make this video complete is footage of the employee picking up the limp bodies and dumping them back over the counter

>>679007845
Wrecker done fucked up :(
As a truck driver this hurts to watch

>>679000491
lust

-is this a ylyl

>>679005541
>yeah you skinny bitch you like the smell of my breathe, huh?? smell it you like it? yeah this is what you get for making me look like a manatee

>>679006437
bb gun

>>679006909
what the fuck is wrong with you jesus christ

>>679005697
>aw sweet dude i'm so rich i love quadding could be doing something productive but i'm too rich and bored wheee wheeee yay *crunch* awww shit i should have stayed home and cleaned the bathroom

>>679008100
He set the example for you to follow.

>>679008201
moar pls

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>>679008201
With that long of a delay someone should have thrown it back.

>>678999777
>I-I I have to be c-c-careful or I might end up paralyzed

>>679008649
What example, to first get a girlfriend and say goodbye in an elevator? k

>>679006909
i kek'd

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>>679002457

>>679006898
what a lucky bastard

>>679007652
I bet they cant run a mile.
Where I live, people this size does not become policemen.