This is a photo of tribes people in Brazil who have never made direct contact with the outside world. What the fuck is going through their heads while shooting arrows at a helicopter?
PREPARE THE BOWS!
THE GOD OF DEATH HAS ARRIVED.
CUNTALA GRAB THE BOW OF DESTINY, WE MUST OVERTHROW THIS DEVIL FROM OUR LANDS!!!
...but father you will not return.
MY SON REMEMBER WE WILL SEE IN THE END LIFE ONCE MORE NOW GRAB MY BOW OF DESTINY!
Meanwhile up above:
Roger that, we're reporting a tribe requesting aid, we are dropping a care package down below for them before returning to base.
Probably they're pissed at the shiny dragon that's been hovering around their shit and mud huts like they would make a great nest.
"FUCK OFF you goddamned sky demon! We don't have any food or gold for you so get lost!"
They probably think they're hot shit because the helicopter left too. If I was flying it I would have roared at them through a megaphone an swooped in like I was a pissed dragon. Maybe next time the stupid niggers would have a proper offering for me.
"Oga booga. Muh welfare." Says one. The other two are trying to protect their malt 40s.
they flashback to 'nam and start shooting everything
I'd say their on par with the Sentinel Islanders
Isn't that picturefrom The Green Inferno
This photo has been proven fake. There is an actual place with natives whove been cut off and are not open at all to any kind of outsiders and have only made few contacts with regular people.. I forget the name and am too lazy to google it.
only 1 on 1000 niggers can be worthy of the title back, and only 1000 of those can be called the niggerust. The shear colour of their skin makes light particles weep as they are pulled into the event horizon that is the melanin. But the niggerust of the niggerust cannot be humble enough to associate with their lighter skinned brothers, their skin hungers for light, of which a single star could not supply. Some say the earth was visited by aliens. Wrong. It was us who visited the starts, only lately has science been able to detect the presence of these beings, who are on another level to our own. they call these objects "Black holes". Black people call them brothers. Blacks who have transcended reality itself and defy nature, in the thirst of light.
Yeah but nah did you really think the other 2 niggers were actually red? that shits body paint nigga.
Probably about right. I reckon the black painted one is giving them shit for missing the chopper. "You limp dick fuckers. Kill that demon or we will have to sacrafice one of your children tonight!"
OP here. Didn't think it was fake. Sorry /b/ guess I'm a faggot. The tribe has been contacted but they were hostile to outside influence and self isolated themselves. A helicopter would still fuck with them though I reckon
Yes. We will turn them all into basement dwelling neckbeards
Actually thats an island off the coast of india fuckwit
Let us 4chan users travel to every uncontacted tribe on earth and make them like us! We will have to hire someone to carry a laptop which will speak for us as we won't leave the basement but it can be done I say! Make them US!
This video is real. The man who made the video never said the tribe was uncontacted. The tribe is categorized as uncontacted by the brazilian gov't because they've said they want to be left alone. When the media found the story the said the said the media made it sound like they have never been contacted before now some people think the whole thing is fake.
Dubs make this shite be true
It would be funny as fuck to abduct one of them and release him in the middle of NY, recording it.
Fuck that. Make them learn our language. I still can't speak German and I've been learning it for two years. We must hire someone to do the work for us and never pay them That's how I always do things
>Go there fully armored
>Ignore the arrows while laughing
>I'm Caratapacaratapcaltapalaca, an emisary from the skies
>They suddenly think you're a god
>You teach them how to built with bricks instead of shitty straw
>You give them a lighter, the Supreme Firemaker
>You give them a Game Boy, the Square of the Gods
>You leave, promising to come back
>They start to build a religion
>Send a different guy back
>They build another religion
>They start to kill each others by their gods
>mfw you've become an annunaki
I understood the it's not an easy language part and I guess I'm just lazy and too poor to afford classes to answer the first question. I can't make out the rest and you may have meant it's an easy language. I have a double major but I suck at foreign language
First I asked why you're such a slow learner.
The second sentence roughly translates to "The german language isn't easy to learn, but this post you should understand, right?"
Still working on my bachelor right now (applied computer science) and I suck at foreign language as well.
I already forgot almost everything I learned 'bout french (such a shitty, faggy language) and I keep messing up my fucking Kanji (inb4 weeb).
But German is fucking complicated, I feel you.
These niggers got blasted by mercenaries who were stealing to contents of a ship that had crashed on their island, I think some mercenaries died when the nigger storm occurred, then some fishermen got drunk and fell asleep on their boat a few years later, they killed both of them and left them in little ditches on the beach. I think an attempt was made to get the bodies, but it is illegal to go on the island, Once the British Empire found the island after occupying a near by island, they kidnapped one of the people at night after arrows were fired on them when they tried to enter the island, so they took him back to England and I think he got one of the many illnesses and diseases that were in London at that time and he died.
They have no toothbrush and toothpaste, yet they have perfect teeth. Proof that the toothpaste companies are lying to you when they fooled you into thinking that you need to brush your teeth 3x a day.
thanks for the feels /b/ro. I'm sending some your way
The devil trips is a Nazi. Fuck yeah!
fuckin Aussies wiped out all the native Tassies.
Bro do you even lift? come at me /b/rah
Pode haver pelo menos três ou até mesmo quatro tribos indígenas que ainda são desconhecidas(isoladas) espalhadas pela Amazônia, essa tribo da imagem provavelmente é fake
Traduzam seus bichas
Fuckin good. Long as I don't catch some unknown crazy cock destroying shit. I'll be gone before they even know they're sick and sharing the pics of random tribal bitches on /b/
There are those metal beasts again that destroy our shit.
Abos are the worst. But to be fair the reason they didn't develop as well as other tribes was because australia was lacking in any native crop that could sustain a harvested lifestyle. They were forced to remain hunter gatherer because of a simple lack of farmable plant like rest of world had.
Interesting. You could go to the abo embassy and discuss this with them. I got raped the last time I tried
You are right. The ingredients for "civilization" are 1. A farmable,storable grain or thing which provides lots of energy. Step 2. A beast of burden (horse, ox, cow, and that) which can do the work for you. Good to know that /b/ can be at least half rational
Hey, are we able to google maps this ape village?
wikipedia says pics are taken in "Acre" brazil
Imagine the sort of folklaw they'd come up with about this shit. I'd love to hear the stories they tell.
Hell, I bet some of the tribe wouldn't even believe it happened. It'd be like a fucking myth or legend.
Those are nothing like English longbows. The reason they are so long is because of the strength of the material mostly. Longer bows with get less strained and are therefore less likely to snap.
Explorers drop fish off at North Sentinel Island sometimes, and the locals send a couple kids out to pick them up. Otherwise, they have no contact with anyone.
Our best bet is to introduce diseased fish which they would have no immunity against. Or aerial bombardment.
They've probably perfected these for years, could you imagine if they had discovered something crazy, I mean they have been on that island for a thousand years, so they must be inbred as fuck, but maybe they've got some cool shit.
>ooga booga shoot sky demon
Then when the helicopters land and white people give them stuff they'll build shrines to the helicopters and think white people are angels of the gods or something.
You're all amazed at a bunch of spearchuckers and backwoods redneck niggers, because they "made a cool bow"
I just got off the toilet that practically wiped my ass, while posting from my phone, with a wifi extender because my place is huge... it's 2016, I'd be amazed if they had built some cool fucking magic voodoo shit that really worked. But it's just the same monkeys it always is.
"Quick! We're clearly not civilized or intelligent enough to fit in the white man's world, let's evoke them so they murder us before we turn into another useless leeching race of niggers."
It looks like the two red ones are weak grunt units but pesky cos long range. The black one is high level, so make sure to have your shield up and keep an eye on your stamina. Also has weakness to lightning damage.
>This is a photo of tribes people in Brazil who have never made direct contact with the outside world.
What exactly is "the outside world" and how do they know they never made contact with it?
I read that tribes that only recently had contact with people from the modern world of have heard of it before from other tribes in the region who had contact with it earlier.
>heard all they do is sniff petrol these days
Not anymore. The Australian government made BP develop Opal® fuel. A from of gasoline you can't get high off, because no fumes.
Most likely yeah. You got to remember that in their society they handle these situations by showing aggression violently and exhibiting size of their penises. Quite primitive but such is the way of native warrior.
What is it with native women and boobs? They're always topless but they're all so god damn ugly, the tits are always saggy and look strange compared to normal girls boobs.
Hmm. If this fuel costs more than $0.01 extra per gallon, hampered my car's performance by 1 horsepower, or adversely affected my fuel economy by 1 mpg, I'd say fuck the aboniggerals and let them get high and kill themselves. If there's no cost to me, then meh, I guess it's fine.
You guys are spending tax dollars on this shit to keep it price competitive at the pump. Fucking retarded.
As it is subsidised under the Australian Government’s Petrol Sniffing Prevention Program, Opal should be priced at an equivalent to the local price for regular unleaded 91
This is what I like about /b/
>Petrol Sniffing Prevention Program
>implying I dont have guns
>implying I wouldnt impregnate their women
>implying there arent massive amounts of knowledge in books
>implying I dont know any survival skills
I wonder how it would be possible to explain to them that a bunch of random people (myself included) around the world have masturbated to their pictures on the internet.
they worship those things and prince Philip and john frum
because they helped americans and brits in fighting japanese during ww2 and developed a relation. They aren't completely oblivious to the situation most of those shrines are made after the war when military already left as sign of sympathy rememberence etc... Some of them even went to england to meet philip. there was a documentary about it.
that movie was fucking awesome