>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
think ive found the biggest joke of them all
this lonely anons banana samefagging
God damn, this thread is some real facebook level shit.
faker than a Hillary Clinton election promise
he's wearing a parachute
I get the same responses every time I post that pic.Let me ask you all a question:
Whenever you see a "Name my band"thread, do you wonder why nobody in the pics is ever holding a musical instrument? That's another one that needs pointing out.
lawls, I feel sorry for her family.
1. Why post the pic then if you know you're wrong.
2. Being a successful musician myself I can tell you from experience that not every band photo has instruments in it.
3. Go to bed.
Geezuz , no wonder hardly anyone is posting, so many humorless twats standing by, hey guys, the trap thread is here >>678798164
I can't believe I sat through all of that. Twice.
>this is why guns should be banned.
You are a fucking nigger if you want guns banned. Let me and millions of other white americans own a firearm legally and get off our fucking dicks about ">HURR DURR NO GUNS PLS"
Fucking nigger. Just end yourself.