My greatest, cruelest prank.
>be 16yr old me
>just dumped by my girlfriend
>1 yr passes, I try to extend a metaphorical olive branch, try to make peace
>she basically spits in my face
>decide to prank her, BADLY
Here's what I did:
>text her a picture of myself with my airsoft gun in my mouth, day glow tip hidden
>looks like a real suicide
>my parents both worked, I carpool to and from school
>I skip school for a total of three weeks
>I walk over to her house and deliver a letter each day
>They read something like "my blood is on your hands " or "I loved you"
>she texts me repeatedly, telling me to stop faking
>not creepy enough yet
>forge a letter from my parents to hers, informing them that my phone would be shut down because I'm dead
>I take a photo kit and my mom's camera
>started staging creepy pictures
>my hand, in a pool of blood
>blood drizzled lips
>pale, dead eye
>each progressively more disturbing
>for week 2, delivered these in the place of the letters, with "YOU DID THIS" scrawled on the back
Week three is a bit long posting it separately.
>OP immature dickhead
Hope someone is capping this for the next cringe thread. This is cringe gold.
OP is fake as hell and never had a gf, sage+abandon.
I can actually see him typing week 3, big ol' grin on his face. Then he suddenly stops, as sad piano music begins to play, as he realizes that he is a tremendous faggot and knows what he has to do.
> haha XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:55:07 No.675801889 ▶>>675801968
> The ending we deserve, not the one we need XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:55:46 No.675801951 ▶>>675801997 >>675802016
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:55:58 No.675801968 ▶>>675802065
> You missed trips by one XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:05 No.675801978 ▶
> this is a get thread now
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:11 No.675801987 ▶
> >mfw lolling so hard XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:15 No.675801997 ▶
> I know right XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:28 No.675802016 ▶
> dont joke about cancer XD
>>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:30 No.675802018 ▶
> fucking amazing
>>>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:39 No.675802042 ▶
> post week 3 fag
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:41 No.675802050 ▶
> WEEK 3
> >modz 404ed this piece of shit bread.
> WEEK 4
> >op was still the biggest faggot known to man.
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:46 No.675802065 ▶
> XD XD XD XD
> > I know right XD
> >Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:28 No.675802016 ▶
> > >>675801951
> > dont joke about cancer XD
> >>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:30 No.675802018 ▶
> > >>675801878
> > fucking amazing
> >>>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:39 No.675802042 ▶
> > post week 3 fag
> >Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:41 No.675802050 ▶
> > WEEK 3
> > >modz 404ed this piece of shit bread.
> > WEEK 4
> > >op was still the biggest faggot known to man.
> >Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:46 No.675802065 ▶
> > >>675801968
> > XD XD XD XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:58:50 No.675802254 ▶
> Is that you? Youa have dubs, after all...
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:58:59 No.675802266 ▶
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:59:24 No.675802316 ▶
> Hahaha it says cuck e cheese XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:59:38 No.675802340 ▶
> lmfao top kek
And now this is a cancer thread, fuck this shit I'm out
Adam Sandler back with the gets
>the final picture is that of my laying in a field with a note that reads "you'll never find the body"
>she calls my parents
>she calls the school
>dont hear anything back for a while
>go to school
>dont see her
>I go home
>Hear a knocking
>Hear front door open
>Voice outside "WHAT THE HELL ANON!"
>she opens door
>Gets on the floor
>everybody walked the dinosaur
>I reached out to my ex
Rule of thumb, never EVER talk to an ex first. If they want to talk, they will message you.
>you did this
Week 3: (Not OP but maybe I can finish it)
>She continued sending me texts
>she would send me photos of pic related
>She tried calling me many times
>I began thinking I could keep this going
>Send her more messages with photos of me with my wrists slit and bleach beside me
>She send one text to me before never sending another
>The text was "Thanks lori"
>I never cried so hard
>I cried all night
>I began slitting my wrists for real with my CS:GO knife
>I would cut and hiss
>I screamed in pain as "Thanks lori" ran through my mind
>It felt soul crushing
>I couldnt take the pain of being a massive faggot
>Run to Home depot and get some rope
>tie it from to my dick and jump from a tree
>I am now free
>My dick tears
>I scream in pain as I slowly began bleeding out
>I see her in my dying moments
>she leans in and whispers in my ear
>"It's just a prank bro"
You wrote all that just to get replies? Dude who cares about ur shitty story
>cut off my penis and send it to my ex
>become a trap know as "Ginger"
>raped my ex with a bunch of niggers
>wear off my wig and yell "i'm alive bitch!"
>realize she is dead cause the niggers killed her with their big cocks(jealous whiteboi?)
>become Bailey Jay
>implying I read your story and found it interesting
Look an elusive bitch in his natural habitat. See how the sweat beads at the bottom of the many fat rolls on his over engorged neck as his trembling sausage like fingers slap out his carefully worded complaint like the well educated and highly intellectual quasi old fag he believes himself to be...
>Week 3: (Not OP but maybe I can finish it)