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My greatest, cruelest prank. >be 16yr old me >just dumped

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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My greatest, cruelest prank.

>be 16yr old me
>just dumped by my girlfriend
>1 yr passes, I try to extend a metaphorical olive branch, try to make peace
>she basically spits in my face
>dis bitch
>decide to prank her, BADLY

Here's what I did:
>text her a picture of myself with my airsoft gun in my mouth, day glow tip hidden
>looks like a real suicide
>my parents both worked, I carpool to and from school
>I skip school for a total of three weeks
WEEK ONE
>I walk over to her house and deliver a letter each day
>They read something like "my blood is on your hands " or "I loved you"
>she texts me repeatedly, telling me to stop faking
>not creepy enough yet
>forge a letter from my parents to hers, informing them that my phone would be shut down because I'm dead

WEEK 2

>I take a photo kit and my mom's camera
>started staging creepy pictures
>my hand, in a pool of blood
>blood drizzled lips
>pale, dead eye
>each progressively more disturbing
>for week 2, delivered these in the place of the letters, with "YOU DID THIS" scrawled on the back

Week three is a bit long posting it separately.
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>>675799618
Bump
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>>675799618
Walk the dinosaur?
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bumping for interest op keep it going
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>>675799618
tryhard trying to be edgy. lame

sage
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>>675799618
Reported for being an edgy, underage homosex.
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>>675800344
Fucking this
>OP immature dickhead
>pic/rel
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>>675799618
Hmmm
I read something similar...
If it ends with somerthing related to a mirror or your shadow I hope you die
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im intrigued, continue op
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>Inb4 op literally just killed himself upon realizing how big a faggot he is
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Week 3 OP?
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WEEK 3

>XD
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C'mon OP. You should have it finished by now.
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I call bullshit. Part 3 should be out by now. If this really happened you could have remembered it quickly as it was the greatest. I think you are thinking of a story.
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>>675799618
Hope someone is capping this for the next cringe thread. This is cringe gold.
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OP is fake as hell and never had a gf, sage+abandon.
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>>675801134

I can actually see him typing week 3, big ol' grin on his face. Then he suddenly stops, as sad piano music begins to play, as he realizes that he is a tremendous faggot and knows what he has to do.
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>>675801444
The trips don't lie
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>2016
>not having this pretyped
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>inb4 his greatest, cruelest prank is to not deliver part 3
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>>675801444
making one now. only because you got trips
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>>675801191
Faggot get off 4chan using the "XD" shit
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Really stupid not to pretype shit for your own thread.
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>>675801623
XD kek
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>>675801623
what's wrong with XD? XD
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This fucking bait is all hook
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>>675801623
Dude u serious? Maybe u should leave
>xDd reddit gay homo
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WEEK 3

> can't stop sucking dick
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>>675801677
>>675801709
>>675801623
this is wonderful I really hope they are not samefagging though.
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>>675801623
XD XD not noticing le meme arrow>.....
>XD
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>>675801623
XD XD lel
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>>675801796
Nope
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>>675801796
haha XD
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>>675801770
The ending we deserve, not the one we need XD
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>>675801842
cancer
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>>675801889
You missed trips by one XD
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>>675799844
>>675799855
>>675800344
>>675800766
>>675801444
>>675801677
this is a get thread now
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>mfw lolling so hard XD
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>>675801951
I know right XD
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>>675801951
dont joke about cancer XD
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>>675801878
fucking amazing
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post week 3 fag
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WEEK 3

>modz 404ed this piece of shit bread.


WEEK 4

>op was still the biggest faggot known to man.
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>>675801968
XD XD XD XD
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>>675802018
XD
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>>675802050
always and forever
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>>675801951
Learn to meme newfriend! What a newhomosexual XD
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CHUCK THE CUCK, I SUMMON THEE
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OMG this thread XD
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WHAT A SHITTY STORY, MURDER YOURSELF FOR REAL
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>>675802016
youre cancer, go talk to your kind on tumblr
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>>675802120
You called?
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>>675801978
Now its a get thread
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>>675802151
GO CHEMO YOURSELF XD
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>>675802134
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>>675801880
>>>675801796
> haha XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:55:07 No.675801889 ▶>>675801968
> >>675801770
> The ending we deserve, not the one we need XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:55:46 No.675801951 ▶>>675801997 >>675802016
> >>675801842
> cancer
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>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:55:58 No.675801968 ▶>>675802065
> >>675801889
> You missed trips by one XD
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>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:05 No.675801978 ▶
> >>675799844
> >>675799855
> >>675800344
> >>675800766
> >>675801444
> >>675801677
> this is a get thread now
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:11 No.675801987 ▶
> >mfw lolling so hard XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:15 No.675801997 ▶
> >>675801951
> I know right XD
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:28 No.675802016 ▶
> >>675801951
> dont joke about cancer XD
>>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:30 No.675802018 ▶
> >>675801878
> fucking amazing
>>>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:39 No.675802042 ▶
> post week 3 fag
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:41 No.675802050 ▶
> WEEK 3
> >modz 404ed this piece of shit bread.
> WEEK 4
> >op was still the biggest faggot known to man.
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:46 No.675802065 ▶
> >>675801968
> XD XD XD XD
XD
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>>675802188
Is that you? Youa have dubs, after all...
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>>675802188
Hahaha it says cuck e cheese XD
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>>675802188
lmfao top kek

xD
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>>675802266
Double dubs! Twach me master xD lool
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What have I done
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>>675802266
nice double dubs


aslo, i have no idea what sage means. can u explain?
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>>675802230
>> >>675801951
> > I know right XD
> >Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:28 No.675802016 ▶
> > >>675801951
> > dont joke about cancer XD
> >>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:30 No.675802018 ▶
> > >>675801878
> > fucking amazing
> >>>>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:39 No.675802042 ▶
> > post week 3 fag
> >Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:41 No.675802050 ▶
> > WEEK 3
> > >modz 404ed this piece of shit bread.
> > WEEK 4
> > >op was still the biggest faggot known to man.
> >Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:56:46 No.675802065 ▶
> > >>675801968
> > XD XD XD XD
> XD
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>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:58:50 No.675802254 ▶
> >>675802188
> Is that you? Youa have dubs, after all...
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>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:58:59 No.675802266 ▶
> Sage
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>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:59:24 No.675802316 ▶
> >>675802188
> Hahaha it says cuck e cheese XD
>>>
>Anonymous 03/25/16(Fri)16:59:38 No.675802340 ▶
> >>675802188
> lmfao top kek
> xD
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And now this is a cancer thread, fuck this shit I'm out
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Week 3 newfags still waiting for an cont.
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>>675802230
XD
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>>675802396
was it you? XD
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>>675802444
Make america great again.
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>>675802444
BUILD WALL XD
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>>675802444
Adam Sandler back with the gets
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>>675802444
Trum to stump confirmed. Rite guyz?xD
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>>675802415
Let this thread be a warning, this is what happens when OP doesn't deliver XD
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>>675801444
here you go
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>>675800594
Faggot op made a new thread that 404'd.
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>>675802444
XD XD XD XD
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<@xD~

Crown, Hat, Eyes, Smiley. Tounge
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why niggers has inflated dis theredo?
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>the final picture is that of my laying in a field with a note that reads "you'll never find the body"
>she calls my parents
>noluck.jpg
>she calls the school
>noluck.png
>dont hear anything back for a while
>go to school
>dont see her
>wonder
>I go home
>Hear a knocking
>Hear front door open
>Voice outside "WHAT THE HELL ANON!"
>she opens door
>Gets on the floor
>everybody walked the dinosaur
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>>675802316
fucking faggot
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>>675802444

WOOOO MAGA GOD EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN
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>>675801978
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>I reached out to my ex

Rule of thumb, never EVER talk to an ex first. If they want to talk, they will message you.

>you did this
see pic
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Week 3: (Not OP but maybe I can finish it)
>She continued sending me texts
>she would send me photos of pic related
>She tried calling me many times
>I began thinking I could keep this going
>Send her more messages with photos of me with my wrists slit and bleach beside me
>She send one text to me before never sending another
>The text was "Thanks lori"
>I never cried so hard
>I cried all night
>I began slitting my wrists for real with my CS:GO knife
>I would cut and hiss
>I screamed in pain as "Thanks lori" ran through my mind
>It felt soul crushing
>I couldnt take the pain of being a massive faggot
>Run to Home depot and get some rope
>tie it from to my dick and jump from a tree
>I am now free
>My dick tears
>I scream in pain as I slowly began bleeding out
>I see her in my dying moments
>she leans in and whispers in my ear
>"It's just a prank bro"
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>>675802645
IT'S ABOUT GODDAM TIME XD XD XD XD
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>>675802589
OP didnt deliver
>XD
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>>675802731
You wrote all that just to get replies? Dude who cares about ur shitty story
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>>675802731
You're funny XD
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>>675802645
I am not surprised at all and the story was shit
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>>675802814
It seemed to get your attention
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>>675802731
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>>675802734
jesus christ fuck off with your "XD" kid
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Op here
WEEK 3
>cut off my penis and send it to my ex
>become a trap know as "Ginger"
>raped my ex with a bunch of niggers
>wear off my wig and yell "i'm alive bitch!"
>realize she is dead cause the niggers killed her with their big cocks(jealous whiteboi?)
>plastic surgery
>become Bailey Jay
>notguilty.jpg
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>>675801623
ey lmao XD
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>>675802814
I got a few keks out of it. Wasn't to bad to me.
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>>675802814
Are you really that retarded?
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>>675803014
>implying I read your story and found it interesting
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>>675803085
XD OMG THIS WHOLE THREAD XD XD
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>>675803188
You better have
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>>675803102
Kek'd
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>>675802814
>Being this autistic
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Wow you really showed her how much your baby feelings were hurt and made a big drama out of it by harassing her after having a year to get over her. What a man.
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>>675801623
Look an elusive bitch in his natural habitat. See how the sweat beads at the bottom of the many fat rolls on his over engorged neck as his trembling sausage like fingers slap out his carefully worded complaint like the well educated and highly intellectual quasi old fag he believes himself to be...
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>>675803350
don't worry it was bullshit OP is a faggot
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>>675803154
>Week 3: (Not OP but maybe I can finish it)
>Not OP
Are you?
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>>675803409
Fucking kekd hard
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>>675803418
No. OP is a massive faggot. I like tits.
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>>675803337
RK FUCKING O
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>>675803588
Me too.
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I am stool
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>>675803102
XD XD
XDXD
XDXDXD
XDXDXDX
DXDXDXDXDXD
XDXDXD
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The prank is that OP won't finish the story. Funny.
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>>675803671
That hair tho... ew....
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>>675803691
I am bench
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>>675803744
Its only natural.
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Wow so gaaaaaay
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>>675804199
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