What is the greatest sport in the world, and why is it AFL

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Top kek. Aussie detected.

>>675796610
nope. I am actually from Northern Virginia

>>675797446
That don't mean you're not fuckin aussie.

Sports are for children to play

>>675795922
More like this

>>675795922
I'm an Aussie and AFL sucks shit, most brain-dead boring sport to watch

glad its back. been a long off season. too bad i barrack for the not so might bombers :(

>>675797859
> 4 day cricket.
Footy's fuckin legendary you cunt.

Aussie Rules is the toughest & most physically demanding sport there is.

>>675797938
Both Cricket and AFL are shit-tear sports that need to go down a drain

>>675795922
NFL

Makes the most money by a longshot.

>>675797859
Must be queenslander into the english game

>>675798151
Down from radelaide mate

>>675798068
Realistically Aussie rugby is more demanding, but Footy's where it's at.

>>675798127
I agree with the cricket remark but you can fuck off to kiwiland if you don't like footy ya cunt.

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>>675798151
Go and enjoy your man-handling sport while you suck each other off, why not play a real sport like Hockey (and not the gay ice skating shit)

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>>675795922
I'll be honest, as someone who is pretty ok with American Football and can actually enjoy watching it at times, I wish AFL or Rugby would have risen in it's spot.

>>675798193
You mean fagelaids.

>>675797938
I don't mind footy but cricket is my sport.

Kabaddi is pretty cool, used to be on tv in the uk when I was a wee bairn. Fuck knows what the point of it is though.

>>675797859
Rugby faggot lol
Your sport is full of fags who shove fingers up each others ass holes..
All we got in AFL is a bunch of blokes who cant stop sleeping with other blokes wifes, and then the druggys at essendon and collingwood (lol)

>>675798361
Because field hockey's just as gay as ice hockey's just as gay as fucking wrastling. Fuck off you fuckin homo. Footy sick as.

>>675798206
Nah. Rugby is all head on hits and stop start. Aussie rules hits are blind side, aerial, plus the aerobic requirements make rugby players look like lard arses... which they are. Of course you hit harder when your sport alllows you to carry 15kg of KFC around and doesnt require changing direction.

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>>675795922
Hurling

>>675798146
>NFL
Implying a game that has 4 15 minute halfs where half of the game is the players talking to coaches or to each other.
okay m8, you spend three hours watching that crap id rather watch footy

>>675798538
Rugby's fuckin' wrestling on then green. Footy's like "Can i fuck that cunt up without the ref seein it? Fuck yeah, I think I got a shot."

>>675795922
>AFL
AFL is a league.

The sport is Australian Rules Football

Hurling. That is all

>>675798506
since when at all have i said i've enjoyed rugby, all these man-handling sports make you sound gay as fuck, you probs still sucking off your dad to live in his basement

>>675798784
>Footy

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>>675798538
>15kg of KFC
Top fucking kek
Although Josh Hunt who used to play for GWS is a fookin beast
>pic related

>>675798810
Well I do get regularly locked in the basement by a strong man that I call "Papa", if that helps?

>>675798784
>look mum im trying to sound smart on the interwebs

no one cares cunt.

>>675798785
>hurling

the thread has already established that hockey is gay. your tractors and potatoes version isnt much better.

>>675798928
Ye. Footy's footy. Footy's fuckin grouse.

>>675798361
Only women play that in America

>>675795922
AFL
Australian Faggot League

>>675798926
top kek

Mighty Tigers

>>675798810
>>675798926
(You)

>>675798932
Hurling is the greatest field sport ever
Amateur players with superior abilities playing for the glory of their counties
Sports at its best

>>675799027
Wanna know what Australia is #1 at?? Field Hockey.

>>675799102
werent they impressive thrashing the second worst side in the league by a whopping 9 points.

faggots

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Good Sports
Racing involves both left and right turns (literally any car racing outside of drag racing or any form of american racing)
Contact sports that dont have you covered in padding (soccer is shit, NFL is shit, Basket ball is shit, Rugby and AFL gets a pass)
Women sports that involve lots of skin or flexibility (gymnastics and female volley ball)

Gay Sports
Literally anything created by America

>>675799180
And ODI and Rugby League

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>>675799122

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>>675799180
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKIN HOCKEY YOU FUCKLESS FUCK. THIS IS ABOUT FOOTY.

How about them Purple boys though aye
Carn the fucken Dockers!

>>675798916
Whats sad is the fact you support a sport we get beaten at by the Irish, and its not even their sport....

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>>675799479
>premiership

>>675799666
Notice me satan

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>>675799479

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>>675799122
I think you meant to do something like this?

>>675799666
>>675799740

blah blah blah never won a premiership
Lay off it cunts, Fremantle has a heart like no other god forsaken city in all of Australia.

>inb4 Melbourne faggots and muh Carlton

>>675799545
>sport we get beaten at by the Irish

irish have never played us at aussie rules. they are too soft for it, so we have to use a soccer ball, not tackle, play on a soccer field and use soccer goals.

its really tough to kick a soccer ball hand to foot. something they get heaps of practice at and we... dont.

we would anally abuse them at aussie rules.

>>675800038
>Fremantle has a heart like no other god forsaken city in all of Australia

fremantle has a rotten stench and bohemian hipster faggot attitude like no other city in australia.

>>675800279
Kek. Fremantle is a shithole.

>>675800038
>Fremantle has a heart like no other god forsaken city
>Fremantle
>like no other
fuck you got that one right, whenever you go into Fremantle it's pretty much populated by bums and bogans. It shows in the sort of crowds you guys generate. I went to the prelim final vs the hawks last year and you guys made collingwood supporters look middle class.

>>675795922
Because all sports are so terrible that the ones that make you laugh hardest at the faggots playing them are objectively the best to watch.

>>675800591
Faggot

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>>675799721

>>675800279
>>675800361
>>675800537

so much butthurt melbfags
>but why doesnt a cultural hub like melbahhn have little creatures why did perth have to invent it muh small bars muh craft beer

>>675800742
I'm no Arsenal fan but that guy is one of my favorite player ever, he was a magician, some of his goals are unique

>>675800928
Fuck off cunt. Melbournes a shithole too. Fremantle's just more of a shithole.

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>>675800742

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>>675800928
>melbfags
you arent even close faggot

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>>675801076

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>>675801076
One of the greatest PSG player of all time

Just because a game involves people running into each other, it doesn't make it good.. by that logic UFC is great :/

Hurling is better than aussie rules, fastest field sport in the world.

>>675800928
>so much butthurt melbfags
you obviously didn't read my response where I pretty much state that I live in the west, congratulations on reinforcing the dockers supporter stereotype you flog

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>>675801288

>>675801398
Fightin's fucking sick bruz

>>675798193
GO THE POWER!

>>675801621
Fuck you ya homo

Footy's fucking sick.

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>>675801288

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Football (real football not aussie fags we wear hotpants or American armour egg blast) is the best sport, highest paid and known players in the world, most skill, best athletes.

Inb4 "its gay" when you're watching men half naked, grapple holding each others semi erect dicks, thrusting into each other whilst "pretending" to hold a ball.. Why do they need to use foreplay to play a sport?

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>>675801823

>>675801497

fucking psychic power soccer players.

>>675801422
>dockers supporter stereotype
siege mentality.

but to be fair, they are soo shit for so long with so much easy material to sling shit at them it with its understandable that they develop OTT defence mechanisms.

gotta suck for them once pav, sandilands, mundy, barlow etc all retire at once and they still havent won a flag and are looking down the barrel of yet another 5-10 years of crapness to add to the last 20.

>>675802002
I don't need none of that bitch ass trippin over bullshit. I wanna see fucking blood.

>>675802002
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

>>675797446
area code?

>>675802002
What's true is that too many players are faggots and try to abuse the referees
TV changed the game on that point and we need to find an efficient solution to deal with it, fines, suspensions, public shaming

>>675802002
soccer is the most fucking boring sport in the world. multi billion dollar collections of princesses falling down all over the field for yet another nil all draw or perhaps someone actually manages to score.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

no wonder the crowds get violent. they are there to be entertained and half the time they are more entertaining than the actual sport.

>>675802471
Your ignorance is staggering faggot
You're talking like a woman

>>675795922
Is op a fairfax fag? Or a loudoun fag?

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>>675802107

>>675802570
So you're reinforcing the myth that women are always right?

>>675802570
great rebuttal faggot. obviously cant think of anything to say so resort to a cheap shot. how very soccer of you.

wanna fight?

>>675795922
That is a weak ass hit

Rugby has endurance over American football, that's it. American football is a real gladiators sport. If you can't have your brain scrambled or your neck snapped then your sport isn't that rough.

>>675802786
I suppose someone who has the crutch of body armor would say that

>>675797446
>>675797446

Hipster GMU fag detected

>>675802786
You sound retarded and I like American football - not the op

>>675802471
hahahahaha

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>>675802742

>>675802187
Spot on. Honestly I'd feel sorry for them if they didn't have some of the worst fans in the AFL. Being a blues supporter myself (pls roast me /b/) I can empathize with people having to support a team going absolutely nowhere for 20 years, but I won't tolerate fuckwits.

>>675797894
It's okay anon, Goddard will lead us to victory

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>>675801422

your obviously some balga dwelling eagles/victorian team supporting meth junkie then

>>675802907
Body armor is necessary to avoid regular bodily injury. I can tell you've never donned a helmet and pads and had your bell rung.
>>675802923
>you sound retarded

NO U!

>>675795922
I wonder how many fucking victorians are lurking in this thread

>>675800928
Melbourne does have a little creatures you berk. Source: I've been there

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>>675803348
ahem

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's the republican primaries.

>>675802332

jesus

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>>675803356

>>675803495
i think its time to bed now

>>675801140
Underrated post

>>675803520
No, I've had my bell rung with none of that and involving no sport but on a more related note, there are numerous full contact sports around the world but only two of them allow their players to wear padding, others just take their concussions with good grace and move on.

>>675803619

yeah but melb is butthurt that they didnt brew it first. cos they are a bunch of knit sweater wearing faggots

>>675803495
>Balga
nice try, by the way whats it like living in hawthorns shadow?

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>>675803826

>>675804068

and so now we reach the centre of the fucking shrubbery maze.

a north river elitist who is too good to support the eagles so he claims to be always hawthorn as of 5 years ago

toss off

>>675801140
Such an ignored post.... I know other sports do it too but soccer is famous for it

>>675804214
>assuming I'm from north of the river
>assuming I'm a hawks supporter because i stated the fact you guys are hawthorns bitch
Please stop now before you embarrass yourself some more.

>>675804214
as opposed to any docker supporter over the age of about 30 who claimed they 'didnt follow the afl before the dockers came in' ?

yours is a club populated by turncoats and traitors. you are getting the onfield success you deserve.

>>675798068
nice joke mate, had a nice kek at that one

>>675799309
>anything created by america
ooohh we got an edge master overhere

>>675802471
Well said. Fuck soccer

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I love when aussiefags only response is "well ruby players don't need armor and take their injuries like men". Like, why would you willingly choose to be injured? If wearing some padding prevents injuries and still allows me to play, why not take full advantage of it? If you knew you were going to be in a car wreck and had to choose a car with air bags or one without, why would you not go with the ones with them? It honestly makes not sense. So continue calling American Football players bitches for wearing the "armor" whilst playing, because the only thing you're doing is reinforcing the point that they're as tough as rugby players but a whole lot smarter.

>>675807309
i dont think there are any rugby fags left in this thread. the aussie rules boys have bashed them into shame.

... maybe go check the g/fur threads.

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>>675807309
>tough

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>>675802332
hilarious and original!
meme/10