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dubs has to say "wanna go out?" to the last girl they

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dubs has to say "wanna go out?" to the last girl they spoke to

post results
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Roll
Kind of hoping tbh
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I'll do it
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>>675793171
I have a hard time believing that someone 18 or older would make a thread like this.

>go to school faggot
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>>675793171
>>>/x/helpiamaretard
protip never ask if they want to, assume they do and ask when they are fee

ex : "we should have some fun. when are you free'

tldr : get laid fagget
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>>675793637
Stop projecting
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>>675793809
Get to school faggot.

No mature person would even consider this a topic of discussion.
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>>675794134
>/b/
>mature
Pick one
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>>675794199
Winrar
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tfw you cant even remember the last girl you talked to
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>>675794134
who the fuck cares its /b/
guarantee its more productive than >>>\mlp\ifuckhorsebutt
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I will deliver, but i won't hit those sweet, sweet dubs!
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>>675794300
>>>\mlp\ifuckhorsebutt
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>>675794357
FUCk
>>>/mlp/ifuckhorsebutt
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>>675794300
chekkkkd
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>>675794427
3rd time is the charm brah
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Hmm, I'll play.
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rarwl xD
delivering if dubs
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>>675793171
Rall
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>>675794611
that first try slay
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Ha.
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>>675794611

What do.
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fuck this
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>>675795007
Just ask her again be serious about it though
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>>675793637

> 18 or older
>4chan

Pick one.
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>>675793171
do i have to?
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zig
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>>675795007

What does that even mean?
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>>675795007
does she have down syndrome or something ?
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>>675793171
rollegacy federal credit union
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What if the last girl I spoke to was my mom?
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>>675795702
rerolling for you, you lucky bastard
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Rollio
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>>675795007
wow what a catch she is...
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Oh man oh man
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Well that turned out to be shitty.

Wat do
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>>675793171
why not
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>>675797401
Ask her when she is free. Don't give her a choice.
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>>675797401
tell her to forget about it
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Do /soc/ hoes count...
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>>675797401

She takes a while to reply. She's at work right about now.
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>>675797798
Phee thank lawd.
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>>675794134
>>675793637
Wow! You are really mature! *0* I wish as mature as you are! :/
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>>675794248
exactly my thought
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>>675797861
If you get another shit response, do this
>>675797610
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Rolll
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Roll nigger
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>>675798230
Rerolll
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sup mom
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Ah shiieet
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>>675798066
>Making emoticons on 4chan
>Making emoticons in general

kys
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>>675797861
Is this someone you actually want to get with or just a friend or something
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last girl i talked to was me cutting off my ex. it would be an awkward convo
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Rollilo
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>>675793766
Do it faget, nice dub u got there
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>>675798456

HA
get rekt
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Rolling, but its my gf of 4 years so it will probably result in mcdolans
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>>675798386

There was a time where I really really wanted her.
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>>675798456
Rekt.
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>>675793171
rolling
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Rolling to ask my wife out. It's my birthday!
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>>675793171
rollinggh
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>>675799209
I guess not, then. Whelp, better go to Denny's and get my free grand slam.

Alone.
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ROOLLLLING
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>>675793171
Rolling for weird shit at folks home
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Lel I never get dubs
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>>675793171
ok, i was going to ask my girlfriend anyways
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>>675799521
And if that doesn't prove my point, check these singles!
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>>675799667
wow almost satanic trips
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>>675799667
I really have no reason to live!
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>>675799667
Check'd
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>>675799667
if you reply to this post it will be dubs
>check em
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>>675799806
Check em
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>>675799806
Watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh
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If the girl says no, you should ask why not.

top level question
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I'll do it.
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Quints
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For quints I will
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>>675799998
Fuck
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>>675799999
inb4 shitstorm
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>>675799999
Cheked
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>>675799999
HOLY FUCKING CHECKED
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>>675800111
>>675800166
This is now a get thread.
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>>675799998
You must feel pretty stupid right about now.
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>>675799999
Hell yeah nigga
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>>675799999
Pls deliver
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>>675799999
chik'd
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Damnit I got those quints. And I already have a gf so I fucked over the legendary quints.
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I hate my life
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>>675799999
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>>675793171
>implying i'll get dubs
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>>675799999
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rickity roll my niggers
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>>675799999
Quints!
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>>675799998
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>>675799998
Nope
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>>675793171
No girls in my contact list, don't know any.
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what if i haven't spoken to any girls in the past few years?
what if i dont have any numbers of girls in my phone?
should i just kill myself?
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>>675793171
sorry lucy
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>>675801202
>what if i haven't spoken to any girls in the past few years?
This cant be true, you go to school or have a job?
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>>675799999
Fucking brand-new 4channer won't even do it.

Fuck you, you dumb piece of worthless shit.
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>>675793171
ok this would be really interesting
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>>675799999
post it, you idiot
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>>675801499
Let the kid be alone, he wants to be anonymoose but dont know how :^)
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>>675801351
>graduated from school 2 years ago, where i barely talked to any girls anyways
>work manual labor job thats all dudes
>only have like 2 friends and neither of them have any female friends either
its like i have a bubble around me that drives girls away. I'm thinking of hanging myself in a woman's bathroom, i wonder if they'd all still ignore me if i was dead in the corner. id probably rot away in there and no one would use that bathroom again
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>>675801820
>>work manual labor job thats all dudes
You guys giving helping guys to give birth?

And are your friends beta as hell or they just dont happen to hang around with girls?

And im sure you could get along with girls easily, its just a mindset.
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>>675801820
I'm in the same position, but my manual labor job is at night. So I really have almost no connections with real people, let alone possible girls.

I'm probably going to get a better job soon, though, so I'm not all that worried about it.
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>>675799999
Shiaat
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>>675799999
You numbskull. Post results.
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>>675802072
>You guys giving helping guys to give birth?
what am i reading here?
>And are your friends beta as hell or they just dont happen to hang around with girls?
i guess so
>And im sure you could get along with girls easily, its just a mindset.
for sure. i get along with girls fine its just i never get the opportunity to do so. my first year at school i lived in a dorm where you're forced to be surrounded by girls. i had a lot of friends that year. then i moved off campus and slowly distanced myself from everyone and I've been more and more isolated ever since. once i graduated, now there is no real chance at all.

I'm just not good at going up to people i dont know and making friends.

>>675802213
do it bro. fucking do it. I've had this job since high school, i kept telling myself id get a better job but I'm a lazy faggot and its easier to just go with things the way they've been going.
i was thinking of an entry level office job or something like that where it wouldn't just be all foreign guys i work with, but I'm not really all that smart and interviews terrify me
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>>675802846
>>You guys giving helping guys to give birth?
>what am i reading here?
lold hard at my own retardness, manual labor isnt helping giving birth? googled it and it says its physical work so I guess im wrong lmao.
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Am i supposed to want it, or not want it?
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Rollerorororoni
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If you don't roll dubs, that means that Jet fuel melts steel beams.
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>>675803145
Hoping English isn't your first language, newfriend.
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Dey see me rollin'
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>>675793171
rollin
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Egg roll?
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Rolling for pussy
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Potato salad
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>>675803369
Wow, nice dubs, send message please xxD
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Never get dubs anyway.
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How about instead of rolling, you inbred fucks just ask a girl out instead
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>>675803501
It is not, altought I wrote that comment fast without paying attention to grammar.

And calling me a newfag cuz bad grammar? Yes cuz old b would have went nuts over it ::^)
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>>675793171
Roll
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>>675803866
>>675803844

kek
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>>675803844
Checked. Now deliver faggot.
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Check'um
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>>675803988
Checked
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rölllll
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Let's do it
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Roly poly
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>>675799999
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.
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>>675799999
Witnessed
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>>675799999
Is this... Heaven?
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>>675793171
rolling
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< 10 > Present for /b/ http://www26.zippyshare.com/v/tlqhMS1q/file.html
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>>675803145
i should get a job helping give birth, then id actually get to see some pussy right

manual labor in the states is like the opposite of that. its all guys doing physical work. I've seen more guys shit in a box than i have seen vaginas
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>>675799999
Check'd!
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>>675799999
He's not gonna do it because you can't ask your mom out.
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Rollerino
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>>675805812
Well, human contact is good tho and maybe go grab beers with ur work guys, eventually the friendship evolves and you can start doing more shit etc. Im outta this thread now, gl.
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rawling
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>>675793171
roll
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>>675799999
better deliver son
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>>675793171
Relll
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>>675799999
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>>675799999
DON'T YOU FUCKING PUSSY! QUINTS HAVE SPOKEN!
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>>675799999
did quints seriously not deliver?
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>>675803748
>"dubs"
Fucking newfag
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>>675799999
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