Sooo... Dead time of the night?
Yeah, kinda wish that one came out better. Black did deserve better.
You're not wrong. But tell yah what, I'll draw your shitty fetish for $5
Fuck why do I always forget the image.
Jill peeing behind a dumpster while avoiding zombies.
A small amount of no effort added to spite you.
Now i just need nelsha to come in, and tell me t get on my knees with a 666 get
Got a problem with my workin hands?
Fuck me, I'm an idiot forgetting my picture.
a drawfag that draws their avatar usually from the waist up with minor adjustments, like the mouth moving or a different expression, for each post. just a talking head.
Eh. I just can't do much without my stylus.
requesting rukia and swordbro doing something cute/fun with a Horsea
Woo me with your penis, gimme cute clothes
Dress me cute faggot
>a drawfag that draws their avatar usually from the waist up with minor adjustments, like the mouth moving or a different expression, for each post. just a talking head.
So, like 85% of all avatarfagging these days
Evening thread, Mr Smiles reporting in.
Any requests this fine evening?
I never sIGNED UP FOR THIS
Maybe this was too high of a canvas size.
I want pictures of Zander, he is beautiful
swordbro you fucking kike I hear you GIGGLING in the call
Its literally just the main chat, silence with some chatting
I think I have an OC from when I was like....12 that looks kinda like Zander...
No effort guy here.
I have one last actual zero effort one, and then I'm goint to like .2 effort.
Well, since I've literally never thrown away a drawing ever my DEEP ARCHIVE is...DEEP
So it's gonna take me a minute to find it.
Hey, since we're chatting. Do you think there's anyway you could get people like Fishboner to stop shitposting about you in threads? He pretty much admitted to using your requests to be an assmonger.
And well...the shit is fucking up MY fun.
Fuck. I'm interested
Currently, Swordbro, myself, Espec, Fishbone, Sergal
I dont kno->>675790323
i am lament to inquire as to how the tail stays on
I took this picture of a drawing donated to a government office where I live.
I'm willing to wait and I'll have a chat with him about it, he can deliver to me privately
Nelsha's dead right now, Normally they'd be in call
I do too man. I do too.
I found it and it actually looks fucking nothing like you, although there are some minor simularities.
I also found a picture of an OC self-insert I had...his name was Sackman
I'll let you guess how relevant this shit is about to be...
Pretty sure Catman is offline, haven't heard from him
I'll request as I see fit
Unfortunate but thanks for taking a look
Sackman could beat the breaks off of Bagman and you'll see why as soon as my scanner stops being a shithouse.
thats slightly disappointing.
Lemmie tell you, I had to clean shit out last week and looked at all my old shit
there was a burn pile just for one of my old self inserts
I used to hate him, but we're friends now lmao
Taking futa requests
Nintendo Girls only....unless you can prove she's your waifu.
Be thoroughly detailed or else I'll pass on it.
>x-ray or not
>doing fucking what exactly
>Normal or horse wiener.
It's a free drawing...so the quality depends on my mood.
>It'll most likely be shit but it's better than nothing you ungrateful lil shit so you better thank me if I deliver it for you.
GO GO GO.
You need eyes comrade.
They're good for your health.
436, what a shitty pokemon
on the other hand, 11 titties
What constitutes proving a non-nintendo girl is your waifu?
i mean yeah, might as well try before sleep
>This seems cookiecutter to swordbro.
really...you wasted your time on this than to prove your waifu?
Are you that scared of another anon getting it than yourself?
>What constitutes proving a non-nintendo girl is your waifu?
Wasting my time further decreases your chances.
Instead of asking me stupid questions...you could of added details and a request whether she be your waifu or not.
It's a higher chance of receiving something.
Why do i get a second tail
Wow just..end it...end everything
so sorry about the delay completely missed your request, but here you go
heres hoping you didn't use a Gaff
coming from a fur drawfag, i am unsure of if you mean the makeup glue...or.. a gorilla's glue
I have eyes, idiot.
I meant more as in I draw something for you. But alright.
Draw you throwing a screaming sword bro into a black smith forge.
>Now do it since you were wrong about what I meant.
I can't right now. Currently sperging about my FUCKING SCANNER.
This piece of shit had betrayed me for the last time...
found a new set of brush's that make it feel like im cheating
have you tried swearing at it, might not make it work any better, but i find it helps
You have received a "Super Rare EHG DRAW /r/ :Purple Edition"
Good for one draw
Did you try the ones Bristle linked me? I still need to mess with photoshop and put them in
God damn it skeletor
You know it sexy
well we'll trade then
draw me kicking the shit out of rukia
Actually caused me to jump when I went past it.
I....don't know how it's staying on...
god damn I didn't expect that today
who do I list this as?
Like I want people to have my sweet exif data
not yet, i should do those next, these ones are kinda...wierd getting used to
Thread is slow, dance party!
I really like how they look though, wanna give me a beautiful swordbro? you know, with the terrifying spirit body and everything ;^)
Did you...did you guys RLY just try to juke me?
You're getting less, and less intricate with every drawing.
>srsly tho, people get info if you post from your phone?
They can. I do think you need to turn the setting on, but I don't remember exactly.
Either way, information can be embedded into some images.
Thats a horrible fucking joke don't ever talk to me or my son like that ever again.
If thats toothy then I finally got that old request from them
almost two years?
thank you very much toothy <3
If you're confused, consult an alchemist.
>there are already people out there with your address
And not a single dragon dildo has shown up on my doorstep.
it puts the swordbro in the lava, or else it gets the hose again
keep up that fine detail man, works finally showing through
Hey could you draw the king of thorns from KSBD?
>keep up that fine detail man, works finally showing through
>insert meme here
A while ago without posting any updates, I was requested to draw:
• Dimmu Borgir’s Keyboard
• Lightning in the sky
• An eviscerated person
• Nipple on a hook
• A road going nowhere
• Llamas with Hats
• Spilled Cider
• A black rose
• Spoilsbury Toast Boy’s beetles
If you requested any of this, here's the thing so far. Been a while since I've been on here. So, if you have any requests, fire them this way. Enjoy.
Anon: Hey EHG I just brought you the...big PACKage
EHG: Oh wow it sure is a biggon. But I know something that might be bigger.
Anon: Whats that?
EHG: You're dick.
Anon: Ur rite, I forgot
You're literally talking about hand delivering a dildo to another man.
No partner, let's get back to base.
i did~ sorry for not responding sooner
i'm pretty forgetful, gomen desu. i'm glad you like it tho
the only person that needs to feel bad is me. so no worries ~~
187, Hoppip. Man, this is what being an artist feels like, huh? I'll see you motherfuckers at the Louvre.
Maybe I will take a request now.
Still can't help but feel entirely responsible
srsly dont worry about it, i think you were drunk when we were talking so I understand ; ;;
thanks fam, love it
now its time to pass out before work