>Go on Omegle
>add "tumblr" "feminism" and other shits as your itnerests
>Say your name is Dan
>????
>Profit
>>675782081
Shameless Self BUMP
You both like tumblr.
You: how's it going?
Stranger: I WANT A BOYFRIEND
Stranger: IM CUTE AS HECK
You: alright? I'm dan
Stranger: I WANT ANOTHER PERSON TO BE CUTE AS HECK SITH ME
>>675783105
What?
>>675782081
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger:Hi m
You:Hey
You:Are you Dan too?
Stranger:No foo
You:Thank god, keep getting the same guy
You:Some idiot named Dan
Stranger:Lmao
Stranger:Who are u
You:Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: how's it going?
Stranger: very good wby?
You: I'm doing great
You: I'm dan, whats your name?
Stranger: im fan
You: You a chink then?
Stranger: no
You: You a chink'
You: don't hide it
You: I mean, it's shameful
Stranger: im not^^
You: be proud
Stranger: bruh fan is not even my name xD
You: you lied?
You: mother FUCKER
Stranger: tru ma nigguh
You: Fuck you
Stranger: hahaha
You: I forgive you tho
Stranger: thx bruh
You: you my nigga fan
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: damn son
You: You ain't my daddy
You: mother fucker
You: My daddy died out on the cold street of detriot
You: shot down by a pig
You: man fuck you
You: I forgive you tho
You: you my nigga
Stranger: hahaha bruuh
Stranger: no shit?
You: No, it ain't shit
You: it's my dad
You: fuck you
You: I forgive you tho
>>675783754
You: you
You: my
You: nigga
You: fan
Stranger: niiguh
Stranger: you aint trippin?
You: The FUCK
You: you can't be saying nigga
You: That's our word
You: you racist fuck
You: fuck you
Stranger: bruh im black
Stranger: ...
You: I for give you tho
You: see
Stranger: what the fuck bruhhh
You: that's I mean
You: I forgive you
Stranger: hahaha sheesh
You: you my nigga
You: fan
You: you
You: be
You: my
You: nigga
Stranger: wait
Stranger: im not your slave
Stranger: thats racist bruh
Stranger: wtf??
You: Man fuck you
You: bringing up slavery
You: dats my history nigga
You: fuck you
You: nigga ass, slavery motherfucka
Stranger: bruuuh
You: Fuck you
Stranger: this niguh xD
You: I forgive you tho
You: you my nigga fan
Stranger: you doin this nigguh jesus thing?
You: You didn't just say the lords name in vain
You: nigga
>>675783785
You: dat's my homie
You: mother fucka
You: fuck you
You: I can't give dat
Stranger: sheesh
You: dats too far
You: bringing up jesus and shiet
You: fuck you
Stranger: bro jesus is ma nigguh
You: I forgive you tho
Stranger: im not from fuckin isis
You: you my nigga
>>675783331
first thing that happened
ITT: 2 faggots talk to each other on omegle over and over again
>>675782081
what's the point of this
You both like tumblr.
You: how's it going?
Stranger: good
You: man fuck you
You: not asking how I am
You: I'm dan motherfucka
Stranger: hello dan motherfucka
Stranger: how are you
You: Motherfucken right
You: nigga
You: I'm good
Stranger: so mean
You: Just chillen
You: nigga, it ain't even like that
You: you disrespect
You: I disrespect you, you dig?
Stranger: i never disrespect
You: mother fucka
Stranger: sorry i'm not a nigger
You: don't you be fucking me
You: oh
You: hell
You: no
Stranger: i don't fuck you
You: nigga
You: thats our word
Stranger: nigger
You: I try to met people from tumblr
You: mother fucka, you racist as fuck
>>675784350
Stranger: nigga, nigger all the time, nergo
You: mean as fuck
Stranger: how is that racist
You: fuck you
Stranger: if black people
Stranger: themselves use it
Stranger: that's the dumbest shit
You: motherfucka, dats cause its out word
Stranger: don't want people to use it
Stranger: don't use it yourself
Stranger: fucking moron
You: mother fucka, I can say nigga cause i'm a nigga,
Stranger: ahahaaa
You: you white ass cracker
Stranger: oh hello nigger
Stranger: or should i say ape
You: you probably jerk off to yo momos
You: motherfuck
Stranger: sorry i'm a female
You: you recist nitch
You: suck my dick
Stranger: ney
Stranger: not racist though you're a nigger
Stranger: that's a fact
>>675784374
You: It don't matter
Stranger: don't get mad nigger
You: you being a racist ass bitch
You: calling me a nigga
You: man fuck you
Stranger: niggers get mad so fast
Stranger: control yourself monkey
You: mother fucka you be dis me since line one
Stranger: need to be back in your cage?
You: motherfucka
You: fuck you
Stranger: it's okay nigger
You: nigga
You: nigga
You: nigga
Stranger: no no, not a nigger
You: nigga
You: no you didn't
Stranger: i did nigger
You: mother fucka, that's our word
You: mother fucka
Stranger: mine too
Stranger: nigger
You: fuck you
You: you ain't no nigga, nigga
Stranger: thank god
Stranger: i'm not a monkey
>>675782081
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Dan?
Stranger: no fan
Stranger: but this nigguh dan is nice
You: fan of Dan?
Stranger: nonoo
Stranger: im his chink lol
You: He likes sandwich with ham
Stranger: yeaaah
You: Dan the man
Stranger: hahaha yeaaaah!
You: Jumps up to the ceiling fan
Stranger: damn bruh
You: So your name is am?
You: Fam*
Stranger: naaah
Stranger: im Keith
You: The Brother of Dan
You: And you a chink man
Stranger: the homie of dan
You: Daaaam'
Stranger: im black bruh
You: A Black Chinese?
Stranger: bruh
Stranger: black
Stranger: like black
Stranger: africa blacj
You: Can I say the "N" word to you man?
Stranger: sure ma nigguh
You: Nutritions
Stranger: bruh
Stranger: i thought you gonna say nigga
You: You a fag, Fam?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hell nah
You: How is Singapure Fam?
You: Want a visit from Dan?
Stranger: wtf?
You: Or you in Hong Kong Fam?
>>675784433
Stranger: bro
You: Chinese Black Fam
Stranger: im from switzerland
You: The best friend of Dan
Stranger: sheeesh Dan is it you?
You: Ask again :)
Stranger: Dan is it you?
You: No
Stranger: bruh
Stranger: who tf r u?
You: Dan.
Stranger: this nigguh
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi, im dan
Stranger: sup nigger
>>675784433
>>675783754
>there's only a three people doing this
>>675785340
BUMP, destroy them
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Just a bored emo dude, tattooed, flippy hair too, kik me? Wolfiekhan
Stranger has disconnected.
kek what an autist
>>675785806
Troll him on kik you double autist
>>675786068
i am on it niggerino autismo
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: HELLO
You: Aloha
Stranger: How's it going my love
You: if you say your name is dan i will fuck kill you
Stranger: Lmao it's not
Stranger: But damn daniel what did he do
You: good, i am being opressed enough by cis people
Stranger: Aye i'm perfectly female how bout that
You: i am an otherkin from zootopia
You: fucking
You: /b/ and all that shit
You: WHATS UP DAN
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: I'm not Dan
You: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Stranger has disconnected.
another bumpity bump don't let it die
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: whats your tumblr
You: hey
Stranger: sup
You: what?
You: you want my tumblr?
Stranger: your tumblr
Stranger: yes
You: erm okay why
Stranger: i wanna check it out
Stranger: if i like it ill follow
You: uh okay
You: it's
You: godtechturninheads.tumblr.com
You: why exactly do you want it?...
Stranger: cool thanks
Stranger has disconnected.
gave some faggot quee Kat's tumblr, this will be interesting