https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Y uS_LFQ5s General Fappi

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>>675776843
Only works if you have a small cock. So perfect for you faggots

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>>675777254
exactly

Okay it's actually really simple. All you do is get a condom, unravel it, then fill it with warm water. Stand up and put it on your dick (you would think the water would go everywhere but it doesnt because the condom is stretchy and it all collects at the bottom when you're putting it on. You should do all this over a bath really or somewhere that is okay to get wet. Use one hand to make sure no water escapes. Use your other hand to swoosh the water all around your dick. I shit you not this feels better than sex.

I call it "the snowglobe". Youll find out why when you cum.

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>>675777254
Phew. Thank god I can use that beautiful thing.

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>>675778778
come, let us embrace

>>675779046
No, thank you. Rather take the condom bubble.

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>>675779415
I was speaking from the condom bubbles point of view...let us know how you get on, im still trying to figure how he made it so well in the vid...

>>675777077
so.. you make a blue butt

>>675779519
I'm not at home at currently. I'll have to wait until I can get my condoms.

>>675779634
god speed

>>675776843
literally how

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>>675779633
perhaps

>>675776843
source on webm, for science

>>675779711
Dude, I'm currently about a 100 miles away. I'm visiting my parents which I haven't seen in a while.

>>675780063
fuk. well...make do I guess

>>675780256
When I'm back home on Sunday. Will literally be the first thing to do.

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>>675780341
my brother!

Also, just for another perspective, how do you think the guy in the webm made it so tight? because i tried using a 10c coin, which is really small, compared to a jar lid, to see if the hole would be smaller, but it didnt do sht...and i see he uses the jar lid

anyone done prostate play?

>>675780646
he inflated the condom more.

>>675781502
seems viable...i guess you just have to experiment to find the perfect inflation to jar lid twist ratio

>>675781266
yup feels awesome

>>675782181
how would one do it? and what's the orgasm like?

Fucking pasta, you attention seeking little man whore.

>>675778629
I dont understand how I cum from this?

all i need is my sister

HE MAKE THA FEE FEE

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>>675777077
Apollo 13

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>>675777254
yeah i tried this years ago had 3 attempts all u could hear coming from my room was a big bang 3 times lol

>>675776843
they keep popping

>>675776843
>General Fapping Tips Thread
First find a willing girl who wants to masturbate too.
Second insert your genitals into hers.
Third pull your genitals out
Fourth repeat steps 2 and 3

>>675783752
probably blowing them up too much, try less force, and less twists of the lid

>>675783752
Try better quality of condoms ?

>>675784065
or anal condoms they're thicker.

I used the box standard durex confidence ones, they work fine, just not super tight or anything :/ but ill try blow them up more in future to see if that's my problem

>>675784244
im using durex too . popping

>>675784630
make them slower and carefully

>>675776843
basically, just fuck a sock em bopper

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Okay, you stupid fucks.

I use a tube or what you call it from Pringles (pic related). Take some sponge cloth from your mom's kitchen and line the inside of the Pringles tube. Use enough sponge cloth to make the resulting hole tight enough for you to feel good. Tie the closed end of a condom with a strong yarn. Wrap the open end of the condom over one end of the Pringles tube. Pull the other end through the sponge cloth lining and tie the yarn to the other end. Put some tight rubber bands over the open condom end streched over the Pringles tube edge, so it doesn't slip off. Put some soft shit like vaseline into the opening, you don't want to rub your dick raw. Fuck the pseudo pussy. I stick it in some cracks in the upholstery of my sofa, so my hands are free and I can play with my balls and arse hole. Enjoy, faggots.

>>675783827
>willing
There are no girls willing with me.

>>675776843
how the fuck do i do this?

>>675780016
it's fucking youtube, you muppet

I hope you were trolling

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>>675778629
>>675782548
What the fuck.

mfw the post i made yesterday is now apparently copypasta

mfw that reply to my comment is the same too

have i entered a parallel universe or is this deja vu?

And m8 you cum from the feeling of water shooting and swirling around your shlong.

Also unlike many of these other techniques people are suggesting the snowglobe is completely safe. It's not gonna pop and make you slam your dick into a jar lid with a jagged hole in it like that stupid ass idea in the OP.

Worst that will happen is the condom falling off and the cummy water going everywhere. But thats your fault for having a small dick

IDK man, I made one of these and it was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gIDH1FLjTY

>>675787140
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Okay, I bit the bullet. Not tried it yet though.

>>675787871
try it now

>>675786660
so so...how much water do I put it, then when sloshing it around, how do I go about that? thanks for the tips man, and yea sounds like deja vu for you man, good luck, there's a glitch in the matrix

>>675787871
looks good, hole looks pretty tight, hope it works anon

>>675787871
I know there's a picture, but what condom did you use and in ratio, how big/tight did you inflate it?

>>675786566
nah not of the youtube vid, of the webm in OP link, of the guy fookin it

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>>675788494
Used a magnum large and whatever sized jar lid I had.

Here's how much it's inflated (ruler next to it)

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>>675788999
checked

and i see, prob because it's magnum, but yours is much more round than mine, is it just me, but when tying up the open end i find it almost impossible haha, roughly how many jarlid twists you do?

looks good bowss

>>675788344
However much you want, just use your brain. If its not enough you can take it off and put more in.

You slosh it around by grabbing your dick and effectively jerking off without touching your dick. The water shoots back and forth underneath your hand.

>>675789681
oh all good, so long as it's safe and doesnt create some sort of vacuum hahaha so during/after you cum, is the orgasm better than your standard fap? and how quickly can you cum again from it after the first time, i know everyones different, but does it sustain your arousal?

sorry if I sound like I have downs...I probably do

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4/10 - doesn't really feel like much. Could probably cum after a while

>>675790233
I think you have to create an 'air pocket vacuum' at the tip around your cock head, that worked for me, came way too fast to thoroughly enjoy the thing i made...

>>675790233
nice thumb. now put your dick in it

>>675790233
looks way better in >>675776843

>>675778629
2/10 - underwhelming. Maybe I didn't use enough water.

>>675791322
what was it like? before I waste an orgasm

>>675791592
I didn't cum - after a few minutes of little sensation I took it off, but maybe I didn't use enough water.

Might as well try it and see for yourself though - you might be able to do it

>>675791592

like sitting in a bath with a boner, only with less water

>>675792022
on paper sounds good, hope it works in practise. otherwise the OP version will work anyway

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>>675786660
I know bro, saw this shit yesterday and made an audible kek when it became a copypasta.

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>>675777077
that's not the same thing

>>675777254
I haven't tried this but it's made with a condom and the lid of a jar, so you could use bigger condoms

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>>675783608
>I heard 3 big bangs coming from your room son, what was that?
>yfw

God i cant give up masturbating using my clothes these days, i come on any dirty clothes i find, a sock, undervest,sweater whatever is fine. i dont discriminate, i just take a pick from laundry bin and i put it back after i am done.I just put it in my cuck, and rub it furiously.

>>675793065
what would your parents think

>>675792397
kek

Anyone else have a fappt sock?

I found a sock my gf had, its one of those rainbow colored socks that as the really soft fuzzy inside and outside. Its the best.

I dont actually stick my dick in it, but I wrap the soft sock around my cock and masturbate as normal.

I can get some intense orgasms with that damn sock...

>>675794098
I always thought of using one, for just easy worry free clean cumming, but never convinced myself to just do it...so I still cum and ruin most of the orgasm trying to catch the cum in toilet paper...so am trying to find new methods...

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>>675794098

i just use a towel that i cum on all the time

it's getting kinda dirty now but w/e i can probably get high off these later

>>675794098
it's called frottage

but, no, using fabric to masturbate puts a lot of stress on your glans skin and i don't wanna end up with a numb american dick

try using lube at least?

>>675794482
ewww....i remember that story.

>>675794221
dude. really?

get a BIG TOWEL and just put it in the wash after a few times.

>>675794482
cumshrooms, good ol story

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Because boredom, here's my proper one

>>675794654
Why the fuck is it so hairy?!

>>675794654
Is that a old vagina? D:
And im asking the same as him
>>675794717

>>675790393
kekd

>>675794654
is this from the Golden Girls collection?

>>675794580
yea...I'm still at home though, part of the reason I try to be stealth and not use clothes...but idk...

>>675776843
Dat video..
Im tempted to try this but it seems like a lot of work.

>>675777077
This looks like some rich guy is going to patent it.

Also soooooooo close to quints..

>>675777777

This guy...

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>>675787871
I might do it after this anon.. I'm just worried about it exploding and a fucking cum cracker sprays my room.

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>>675794792
The material it's made of picks up stuff around it and it's been hidden away in my wardrobe so has that stuff on it.

>>675795251
Condoms are quite strong. Unless you have a pin dick it won't pop.

>>675795251
I've done it a few times, none of the times it exploded, just build it slowly and carefully and you'll be fine

>>675794580
>>675794221
Fucking savages...

I have a rubbish bin I keep under my desk. the small ones that hold a plastic bag as the liner.I just put news paper in the bottom and its good to go.

>>675795577
lol a garbage bin
that sounds awkward as fuck to use

do you cum with your dick at a downward angle?

>>675783752
Try only based water lube, I figure out after 2 wasted condoms.

>>675795577

so you prefer the trashy type huh

>>675794098
I jack off with my friends leggings I stole. It's they made them to feel good on cock

>>675776843
Video made my dick start to drip pre-cum lol