General Fapping Tips Thread
Also, how does this guy make that so well, it looks so tight and actually works like it's supposed to
Okay it's actually really simple. All you do is get a condom, unravel it, then fill it with warm water. Stand up and put it on your dick (you would think the water would go everywhere but it doesnt because the condom is stretchy and it all collects at the bottom when you're putting it on. You should do all this over a bath really or somewhere that is okay to get wet. Use one hand to make sure no water escapes. Use your other hand to swoosh the water all around your dick. I shit you not this feels better than sex.
I call it "the snowglobe". Youll find out why when you cum.
Phew. Thank god I can use that beautiful thing.
I was speaking from the condom bubbles point of view...let us know how you get on, im still trying to figure how he made it so well in the vid...
Also, just for another perspective, how do you think the guy in the webm made it so tight? because i tried using a 10c coin, which is really small, compared to a jar lid, to see if the hole would be smaller, but it didnt do sht...and i see he uses the jar lid
yeah i tried this years ago had 3 attempts all u could hear coming from my room was a big bang 3 times lol
>General Fapping Tips Thread
First find a willing girl who wants to masturbate too.
Second insert your genitals into hers.
Third pull your genitals out
Fourth repeat steps 2 and 3
Okay, you stupid fucks.
I use a tube or what you call it from Pringles (pic related). Take some sponge cloth from your mom's kitchen and line the inside of the Pringles tube. Use enough sponge cloth to make the resulting hole tight enough for you to feel good. Tie the closed end of a condom with a strong yarn. Wrap the open end of the condom over one end of the Pringles tube. Pull the other end through the sponge cloth lining and tie the yarn to the other end. Put some tight rubber bands over the open condom end streched over the Pringles tube edge, so it doesn't slip off. Put some soft shit like vaseline into the opening, you don't want to rub your dick raw. Fuck the pseudo pussy. I stick it in some cracks in the upholstery of my sofa, so my hands are free and I can play with my balls and arse hole. Enjoy, faggots.
What the fuck.
mfw the post i made yesterday is now apparently copypasta
mfw that reply to my comment is the same too
have i entered a parallel universe or is this deja vu?
And m8 you cum from the feeling of water shooting and swirling around your shlong.
Also unlike many of these other techniques people are suggesting the snowglobe is completely safe. It's not gonna pop and make you slam your dick into a jar lid with a jagged hole in it like that stupid ass idea in the OP.
Worst that will happen is the condom falling off and the cummy water going everywhere. But thats your fault for having a small dick
Okay, I bit the bullet. Not tried it yet though.
so so...how much water do I put it, then when sloshing it around, how do I go about that? thanks for the tips man, and yea sounds like deja vu for you man, good luck, there's a glitch in the matrix
Used a magnum large and whatever sized jar lid I had.
Here's how much it's inflated (ruler next to it)
and i see, prob because it's magnum, but yours is much more round than mine, is it just me, but when tying up the open end i find it almost impossible haha, roughly how many jarlid twists you do?
looks good bowss
However much you want, just use your brain. If its not enough you can take it off and put more in.
You slosh it around by grabbing your dick and effectively jerking off without touching your dick. The water shoots back and forth underneath your hand.
oh all good, so long as it's safe and doesnt create some sort of vacuum hahaha so during/after you cum, is the orgasm better than your standard fap? and how quickly can you cum again from it after the first time, i know everyones different, but does it sustain your arousal?
sorry if I sound like I have downs...I probably do
4/10 - doesn't really feel like much. Could probably cum after a while
I didn't cum - after a few minutes of little sensation I took it off, but maybe I didn't use enough water.
Might as well try it and see for yourself though - you might be able to do it
I know bro, saw this shit yesterday and made an audible kek when it became a copypasta.
>I heard 3 big bangs coming from your room son, what was that?
God i cant give up masturbating using my clothes these days, i come on any dirty clothes i find, a sock, undervest,sweater whatever is fine. i dont discriminate, i just take a pick from laundry bin and i put it back after i am done.I just put it in my cuck, and rub it furiously.
Anyone else have a fappt sock?
I found a sock my gf had, its one of those rainbow colored socks that as the really soft fuzzy inside and outside. Its the best.
I dont actually stick my dick in it, but I wrap the soft sock around my cock and masturbate as normal.
I can get some intense orgasms with that damn sock...
I always thought of using one, for just easy worry free clean cumming, but never convinced myself to just do it...so I still cum and ruin most of the orgasm trying to catch the cum in toilet paper...so am trying to find new methods...
i just use a towel that i cum on all the time
it's getting kinda dirty now but w/e i can probably get high off these later
I have a rubbish bin I keep under my desk. the small ones that hold a plastic bag as the liner.I just put news paper in the bottom and its good to go.