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YLYL - Stupid women edition >pic related

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL - Stupid women edition

>pic related
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>>675774731
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Why is the 'coding' just random garbage?
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>#kodewithkarlie
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>>675776157

>Don't even do the same thing

Please more of these.
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How's all that pussy you're drowing in, OP?
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Gett
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>>675776157
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>>675776658
you gott 58!
you win!
don't you feel special?!
what are you going to do now?
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>>675774731
lol I'm a guy, worked as a programmer for 14 years and I do that sometimes. people just derp out.
>>675776157
>comments
LOL
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>>675777136

Just because you worked as a programmer for 14 years doesn't mean you're good at your job.
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>>675776157
Every day we stray farther from God's light
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>>675777136
>lol
>LOL
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>>675774731
>stupid woman
By allah(ﷺ) that is redundant.
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>>675776157
THAT IS NOT WHAT COMMENTS ARE FOR YOU STUPID WHORE

YOU DON'T USE COMMENTS TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE CODE IS DOING, WE CAN SEE THE CODE, FUCKg
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>>675777329
baldy is about to barf?
or holding in the biggest chucking fuckle...
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>>675777297
This is a free haircut by my sister cause mama's working hard as she can at the gas station but we still can't afford a trip to Fantastic Sam's.
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>>675777343
>we built america it should be ours
Is it just me or does that sound, uh, extremely racist to native americans?
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>>675777468

What are comments for?
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>>675777343

Why do they all wear those same dumbass granny glasses?

Is it part of the cult? Is it mandatory?
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>>675777764

To be fair fam, Native Americans didn't build shit. They mostly just died by the thousands.
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>>675777821
Yes.
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>>675777764
No, but we shouldn't forget the Chinese railroad workers.
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>>675776157
>if a is more and b AND b is less than a

IT'S THE SAME GODDAMN THING WHY ARE YOU CHECKING FOR BOTH YOU DUMB SLUT
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None of these are fucking funny. There are dumb feminists abound the Internet is thick with them. But there are just as many idiotic fuckwits who are either anti feminist mtgow or MRA. Stupidity isn't exclusive of one ideology.
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>>675777405
He looks so fucking proud omg
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>>675776157
>wow I don't understand it but the code on the right looks so much more organized!

>The code on the left is bad! It is hacker code used to steal nude photos! Stay away!

>why do guys have to make things more complicated for no reason

This is some advanced autism shit
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>>675777365
lost
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>>675777807
Comments are to explain WHY, not WHAT.
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>>675777343
Girls, girls, you're both drinking the same overflavored coffee beverage. You're both drinking Colombian Folks' Tears.
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>>675777302
he didnt claim to be
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>>675777405
And one of those girls was filmed fucking a horse and swallowing its sauce.
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>>675778918

Cool, cool. As long as we're all in agreement.
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>>675777365
>You know what it's saying?
>"I'm charging way too much!"
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>>675777297
Why she lyin, she has #sansastark but she clearly looks like Bran
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>>675777368
Guy
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>>675774731
Look at your mom
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>>675779314
kek
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>>675774731
just seeing the words code and "hello world!" together makes me cringe
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>>675777405
I don't imagine the same reaction when a woman pulls out her tits at a men's rights rally.
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>>675779464
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>>675776157
Perfect example of neo-liberal pseudo altruism.
>She TRYING to help all teh grillz lrn2code.
>Why can't you guys just appreciate her intentions.
Fuck this gay earth and everyone in it.
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>>675779591
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>>675777405
They're fucking blowing air horns at him. That is an impressively mature way to handle seeing naughty things.
They're just trying to drown out his dicks voice.
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>>675779621
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>>675779314
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>>675779643
The video is hilarious.
That chick above him trying to kill him with her purse...
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>>675779621
>nero
what
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>lol
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>>675779757
post video
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>>675776157
the code on the left is clean and isnt filled with skid autism
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>>675776157
>so many fucking emoticons
>else if(a > b && b < a)
>/*else return 5 because I'm so random yay :D*/
>explains an int in the middle of the program for no reason at all

this bitch looks like she's still doing fucking programming tutorials.
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>>675776157
Ican finally say that im triggered by this. HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>return 5 because im so random
>an int is a number without a decimal
>only using decimals
>bad function name

I now know what being a feminist feels like
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>>675779947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asAfwF2CeZk
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>>675780365
This looks like the very first code a retard would write. If she's doing tutorials she needs to fuck off
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>>675780408

Wait, women are allowed to expose themselves in public but men aren't?

But I thought feminism mean equal rights for men and women?
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>>675780651
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>>675776157

Elif a>b && b<a

ITS THE SAME THING WHY TGW FUXK WOUKDNYOU SO THAT
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>>675774731
As a software and game dev, this picture gave me cancer.
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>>675780775
this isn't cringe
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>>675781020
Holy shit i fucked up
>>675780651
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>>675775891

newfag doesn't know the difference between code and kode.
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>>675779591
I take it back
>"still not asking for it"
>"still being completely ignored like every other time you try to get men's attention"
FUCK
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>>675781083
What?
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>>675780919
Anonymous is going to be interested in her skills. Comic relief is important.
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>>675774731
Brah, she's a supermodel that codes as a hobby and used her money to start coding classes for women. Give her some slack.
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>>675776157

>else return 5 because im so random yay

jesus
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>>675776157

>How men actually code

/** This function returns the largest parameter */
int max(int a, int b){
return a>b?a:b;
}


>Because they actually use logic and are not too busy bleeding out their vaginas and being catty bitches
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>>675776157
Fake image.
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>>675781379
that doesn't excuse her from trying to demean men's ability to code
see: >>675776157
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>>675781463
newfag

MODS
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>>675777316
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>>675781463
A macro or an inline would be better in this case

inline int max(int a, int b) {
return (a>b)? a:b;
}

or

#define max(a, b) ((a>b)? a:b)
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>>675782036
>16
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>>675782036
reported
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Allright guys seluj here I have a question!

Quick story: My grandpa told me that during world war 2 he used to hide a young jew girl in his attic.
The thing is that my grandpa didn't really feel proud about it, so I asked him why?

He said that he did it to hide her from the nazis, of course, but also because she was kind of... "nice"... with him...
Her body for his protection? seemed like a fair trade to me.

So here is my question, should he tell her that the war is over?
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You guys know what's truly better?

Use the ready-made max function/macro/method included in just about every set of libs.
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>>675777405
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>>675782194
kek
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>>675776157
so if a=b it will return 5...
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>>675782222
QUADS!
U
A
D
S
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>>675782287
underage
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>>675781020
>rabbit furshit defending cringe
now THIS is cringe, coming to you live from reddit's own /b/!
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>>675782222
The girl below him is in a video swallowing horse sauce.
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>>675782494
check the rules you little shit
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>>675782494
You are not ready.
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>>675776157
is that carmack's fast inverse I spot? // what the fuck? love that guy
as for the shit on the right, isn't that what they teach you in lower school these days
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>>675782494
Go play outside kiddo.
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>>675780919

Read the other one about her, that's Carmack's inverse sqrt she's comparing to her retarded max fn.
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>>675781190
He quoted the wrong image when he said that it wasn't cringe.
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>>675782494
enjoy your b&
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>>675782036
Lowlife bait.
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>>675783158
kek
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>>675782040

THIS

Seeing something that small NOT inlined fucking kills me. I can almost feel the imposing weight of the context switch relative to the most likely single-instruction body.
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>>675774731
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>>675781463
>>675782040
Actually, this is how men code:
std::max(a, b)

The only reason why you wouldn't is if you were too lazy to include algorithm just typed the ternary inline. Most compilers will give more optimal assembly with std::max than with a ternary, so you can't use performance as an excuse.

Don't use macros in C++ for something like that. What's wrong with you?
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>>675777385
HAMGALAXIES
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>>675782494
underage bampersand get the fk out
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>>675780775
Daaamn. Almost enough for me to not feel like this place is pure unadulterated evil.
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>>675777297
Then don't watch Game of Thrones. Dumb bitch.
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>>675784159
>Almost
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>>675777405
He has this look on his face like, "Yeah, I'm gonna fap to this later."
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>>675784186
23.03.2015 never forget
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>>675776157
>else if (a > b && b < a)
>/*else return 5 because I'm so random yay :D*/

these are truely the end times
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>>675774731
what program is she using? google chrome's developer tools panel?
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>>675783158
Lost
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>>675783447
>autism speaks
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>>675777329
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>>675783158
>even though I'm smarter than him
Well obviously. Dogs are usually not as intellectual as their masters.
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>>675784648
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>>675777935
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>>675776157

>an int is a number without a decimal ;D
> return 5 because I'm so random

At least we know they won't be coming for our jobs anytime soon.
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>>675784648
KEK
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>>675774731
I dont get it? can anyone explain?
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>>675784858
They won't have to. They just marry a desperate sucker, think of a bullshit reason to divorce and then live a meager and unrewarding life on alimony/child support.
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>>675784980
She's fucking up trying to use a terminal. She tries to change into a directory that doesn't exist multiple times, and forgets to put a space between cd and .. when changing up a directory.
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>>675784980
are you a girl by any chance?
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>>675783158
this kek is in the top percentage of keks
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>>675776157
>return (a < b) ? b : a;

stupid cunt can't even into ternary operators
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>>675783394
No offense, but she looks like she sounds like "Plofkipp"
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>>675785143
Thanks
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>>675777297
this cunt has no idea what a real panic attack looks like. if she ever were to suffer a real panic attack she wouldn't even consider taking a selfie. bitch.
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>>675784293
Such a demonic young man.
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>>675785645
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>>675776157
This has upset me.
I graduated last year with a masters in comp sci.
This image has ruined my easter weekend.
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>>675782194
Good one kek
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>>675784293
>sauce
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>>675784293
what the fuck...
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>>675780365
That if statement made my eye twitch
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>>675785900
Don't know it
>>675785918
A visual explanation of /b/
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>>675782391
link to video
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>>675781463
>How men actually code
>reinvents the wheel
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>>675786184
http://zootube365.com/horse-sex/horse-cum-eat/1015/
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>>675785509
HOLD THE FUCK UP, you better check your goddam privelige real quick here, white boy, cause women experience anxiety on a whole nother level than white men. The negative space in their reproductive organs is just more room for anxiety to inhabit in their bodies, which are smaller anyway, so it's already a heavier burden than you.
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>>675775891
Because she's a woman
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>>675784186
>Creates AI to produce logical responses to comments.
>Condemn the truth because it hurt someone's feelings.

The future looks bleak...
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>>675785626
Klek.
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>>675777807
They explain why a section of code does something that isn't entirely intuitive. In a perfect world, perfect code would never need comments. In the real world strange behaviours require us to add strange bits in strange places, and occasionally include large nearly unintelligible blocks that you need comments to understand.

Also documentation, especially autodoc features of many modern IDEs.
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>>675776157
The one on the right makes my head hurt, I do comment but just to find what I'm looking for faster and not ten times longer to find.
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>>675777647
Kekd
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>>675776157
Pretty sure her point is that men don't document their code well which is a valid criticism.
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>>675785900
Samsara. documentary movie. Best stoner night ever.
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>>675777425
I am calling rape, because she is fugly. And she should admit it that she raped me, regardless that she is in another country at the time. Feminist logic.
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>>675776157
If a and b are equal it returns 5.
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>>675786357
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>>675785650
>>675777365
It's sad that these photos are taken in front of instantly recognisable locations in the UK's top two universities. Has the academic world decayed so far?
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>>675787592
I've been called bait so many times for posting shit that was very unsubtle jokes. It's jokes, man.
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>>675786351
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN ACTUALLY FOUND IT
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>>675785626
Stop drawing cocks on avatars!
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>>675787639
I mean, "women's studies" exists, so yes, it has.
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>>675776157
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>>675785650
Fucking kek.
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>>675788222
They used to be good universities. My brother went to one, I went to the other. All I see of student culture there now is totally warped.
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>>675777343
>sorry if I misgendered you
What is it to mean 'misgendered' someone? Is it because she looks like a man?
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>>675789039
The person is being sensitive to the fact that this black woman might identify as a fucking white male drinking his own tears.
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>>675787948
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>>675783158
Jesus, bitch. No he won't. The only difference in pay comes from the fact that women tend to do different jobs. Unfortunately women have bitched about it to the point where secretaries who sit on their arse chatting all day get paid many times more than the men loading trucks or building or whatever.
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>>675776157
Is the right code for a squareroot? Can someone explain whats happening there?
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>>675780775
Aint we the best!
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>>675774731
>> cd code
fucking kek'd
Please moar of these.
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>>675790741
Chocolate milk for 4chan
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>>675790607
Those knees buckled.
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>>675780750
>But I thought feminism mean equal rights for men and women?
LOL ... you realy think that? how stupid are you?

feminism == sexism
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>>675781463
std::max(a,b);
I'm a woman and I code better than you get rekt
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>>675779193
you one-a them freaky muthafuckas or sumn?
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>>675790978
I guess you didn't get the joke...
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>>675776157
>> writes in comment that the function calculates.
>> function only validates. And that's not even a >> good validation.
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>>675790942
Didn't even touch her
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>>675784474

I'll never forget the day Lee Kuan Yew died :(
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>>675791086

>Bailey nicole
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>>675791098
He clearly did.
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>>675781463
learn the difference between parameter and argument
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>>675790446
He was fighting like he was scared.
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>>675777405
"Do what you must, for I have already won..."
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>>675790515
Okervil but yeah
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>>675782222
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>>675790446
why is he punching her when shes already on the ground?
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>>675791564
red bits bayonet, finish her off, but white knights stepped in
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>>675791086
>>675791231
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>>675777297
>Offended by the simplest of things
>Watches game of thrones
>Doesn't just turn the TV off

Jesus
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>>675790975
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>>675791276
>>arguments
max(5, 6);
>>parameters
int max(int a, int b){
...
}
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>>675791650
>>675791564
The exercise is to fight until you are pulled apart.
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>>675791700
>Complains about a rape scene
>Is okay with men being tortured and killed in droves
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>>675781463
>how men code
>uses internal documentation to explain what it does instead of how and why
>"XDDD HOW MEN CODE LEL DX"
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>>675790916
Could you anons watch this for me? My house phone is ringing. I'll be right back.
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>>675790942
That black cracked.
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>>675789901
No shit faggot
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>>675791966
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>>675791772
yes, so returns what? the greater parameter or argument?
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>>675791016
>basic programming
>"rekt"
cringe
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>>675791966
Whoops, my bad
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>>675789039
it can be really hard to tell with apes
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>>675790975
Americans actually do this????
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>>675792059
It returns the greater argument.
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>>675776157
>XD
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>>675791086
feminist: n. (Publisher's note: This term is considered highly derogatory and is only included for the purposes of education.) 1. an idiot
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>>675778724
Underrated post
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>>675792194
good job! gosh, 42yo software architect here, and some of my studied colleagues still use those terms like synonyms... yes. autist here.
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>>675792094
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>>675783158
What sort of cuck would willingly stand next to this sign? This is why women get raped
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>>675792421
>>675792094
I can fix this!
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>>675792477
>>
>>675778975
Can I get a sauce on that horse sauce?
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>>675792515
All better
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>>675792125
those are dirty illegal immigrants or south americans. we northerners have some sort of dignity.
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>>675784648
>>
>>675792528
Enjoy >>675786351
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>>675792393
Awesome. I actually did google the difference between argument and parameters. Being a COBOL programmer I have greater trouble. People still uses GO TO's even though it's a big no go zone!
>>
>>675779644
I've always wanted to 5 star someone dressed like that across the tit as hard as physically possible
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>>675786357
>>
>>675792080
When someone else fails at basic programming... that's pretty rekt
>>
>>675792747
>5 star
what?
>>
>>675791700
>eerily realistic
How dare you victim shame her!
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>>675774731
>>
>>675792883
That's pretty offensive and unfair.
>>
>>675792825
I don't see any failure. Just different way of programming. And maybe the guy learned something new today. Don't be harsh. As programmers we always have to learn new things otherwise we'll never advance.
>>
>>675792368
I haven't seen the polls. How am I doing?
>>
>>675790549
Fucking hero
>>
>>675792678
cool! I thought about going back into software dev for cobol... how's the job situation there? I heard bank and insurance companies are looking and hiring? have huge assembly, c/c++, java and JS xp, but cobol would be a completely new meadow... would you recommend cobol dev?
>>
>>675792747
>dressed
What?
>>
>>675784186

Google's AI
>first to beat human GO masters, can find location by looking at pictures without using GPS location

Facebook AI:
>Deep multi-scale video prediction;Unsupervised Representation Learning with Deep Convolutional Generative Adversarial Networks

Microsoft AI:
>Heil fucking Hitler
>>
>>675776157
left code could have used a comment above the function (which was probably left out in the image)

right code is so bad it hurts
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>>675784648
>>
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>>675793006
i just made a better version
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>>675774731
>>
>>675790664
nope, its a code for telling wich number is higher
>>
>>675793321
kek
>>
>>675779464
what the fuck is "men's rights"
>>
>>675790549
FUCK YEAH GRANDPA
>>
>>675793523
work hard, getting divorced losing all, joining wars, dying younger
>>
>>675793105
I don't know the situation in Us but here in Scandinavia there are a lot of job opportunities where bank and insurance companies are searching for young cobol programmers. If you like programming for mainframes controllig the b2b money transactions internationally then I would recommend it. But you would probably maintain a lot of code.
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>>675793321
>>
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Fresh OC
>>
>>675778375
just normies
>>
>>675793759
okay, then I'll check that gnucobol in more detail, thx... I'm german, btw
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>>675793422
kek
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>>675776157
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>>675793805
Where the issue lies is when a pedo dude decides he wants to use the girls bathroom cuz he identifies as a woman, when in reality he just wants to see little girls in the bathroom.
>>
>>675776157
>steal nude photos
Why do you have nude photos on your computer in the first place, you dumb cunt?
>>
>>675794015
I think this has already happened in Portland
>>
>>675793723
so harmful gender stereotypes? isn't this what classic feminism wanted to get rid off anyways?
>>
>>675785342
you dont need the brackets there
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>>675784648
>>
>>675777329
The poor guy in the corner looks like he's gonna hurl
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>>675787639
it decayed way too far
>pic related
>>
>>675776157
>hacker code used to steal nude photos
topkek
>>
>>675793805
>>675794105
Seattle
http://www.king5.com/mb/news/local/seattle/man-in-womens-locker-room-cites-gender-rule/65533111
>>
>>675777764
Blacks, chinese, and irish.
>>
>>675793523
Ask the faggots who rally for it.
>>
>>675794144
stereotypes? that's my life plan in details... fffft, I expose my secret priviledges, and you call em stereotypes? I'm crying right now, because men have emotions, too!
>>
>>675793929
Sorry. I assume everyone except me are amercans.
Have a look at OpenCobolIde too. An open source IDE for programming in COBOL.
If you're into mainframes have a look at Hercules.
>>
>>675780775
yeah and now what is 4chan? a bunch of edgy 12 year old faggots screaming NYPA at every chance they get because they think they arent 12 year old faggots.
>>
>>675794314
Just wait until the first rape of a little girl by someone using this stupid rule.
>>
>>675794314
ayy lmao, exactly why the fucking rule is stupid, fucking hate this planet
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>>675790446
Fucking white knights
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>>675794486
i'll do, thank you
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>>675791821
So is the response by the guys controlling the exercise normal? Or where they stepping it up because he floored a woman?
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>>675776157
def max(a,b):
if(a>b):
return a;
return b;
>>
>>675793805
My tumblrheaded cousin posted for days about "Washington State genital check bill going through legislation" & fucking "Washington state will require women to drop their panties before entering public restrooms"

It's just a legislation that says people with dicks use the men's room & people without them use the women's room. And the fucking cancer that is "the cause" turned it into the false dilemma headlines she was posting.
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>>675794725
look ma, no indentation!
>>
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>>675794766
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>>675783158
>10%
I thought it was 25%. Or maybe 23%. Or was it 33%?
Get your numbers straight, feminism.
>>
>>675794725
if a woman agrees to be raped, is it still rape?
>>
>>675794409
Words do hurt & you're hurting me! You're hurting me!
>>
>>675794725
>Free Penis Hugs
>>
>>675784159
4chan IS an absolute cesspool BUT we're a cesspool that at the end of the day has a positive influence on the world....usually...sometimes....ish.
>>
>>675776157
WHAT WHY IF A == B THEN YOU RETURN 5 ???? WHY!?!?!?! YOU WILL BREAK ANYTHING THAT USES YOUR FUCKING SHIT FUNCTION
>>
>>675780775
Can I get a link to this? I'd like to see all the links posted here. I've found one on the tenaflyviper page, but it's only got about half of the tumblr stuff of this one (plus some not here) and none of the 4chan ones.
>>
>>675794725
Is she advertising her regular services with a discount, or is she petitioning to free her friend Rape who's in jail for consensual murder?
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>>675795021
Newfag detected
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>>675795021
And a negative influence on my brain for all the endlessly cycling cancer threads.
>>
>>675795071
hi capt'n capslock and the undetermined answers crew. have seat, get some popcorn, calm down
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