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Cliff notes: >National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affai

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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/b/rothers I come to you from /pol/ Many times we have assisted each other, now we need your help
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606

>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isnt cruz an eveangelical? How could a christian do this to their own wife?

athiests - 1 christians - 0
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>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Go Go Go
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is there more pics of Katrina or Sarah?

for research purposes only.
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>>675767322
An ugly faggot gets some power and starts getting some attention from women.
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>>675766834
>>675766834
>>675766834
>>675766834
>>675766834
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so Ted Cruz is High Energy then?
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>>675767435
I have loads of Katrina. She's Trumps media spokeswoman who formally worked on Cruz's senate campaign
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el rato is toast
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>>675767435
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>>675767587
plz dump anon
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I will promote this because it means Trump will be even more likely to win which in turn means a Democrat will be president and Congress may very well go Democrat.

God I love you Trumptards. Seriously the dumbest fucking group of people in the world ATM. Thanks for handing us Democrats this election cycle.
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>>675767659
I can fap to this
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>>675767800
everything but MAGA is heresy senpai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwD4KmBTwFA
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Have some Ivanka
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cruz missle shot down!
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