ITT: Things that feel good
>tfw you take a piss after fapping and the remaining jizz shoots out
>and the pipes are all clean
Eating oreos with milk
When you build up a fart and it comes out long and slow.
And then you take a whiff.
>finish a shlick while having to pee
>go to the toilet and pee
>recall what you shlicked to
>when your back cracks into place just from breathing
When you return from a difficult night shift and drink a bottle of cider just before going to bed.
hello femanon how's /d/?
>when you're balls deep in her ass and your balls touch
When your favorite politician endorses the presidential candidate you were leaning towards voting for. Thus confirming my vote
>When you all dirty and sweaty from hard work, and finally having a hot shower
Fuck care packages. Nothing but rage comes from them.
>get something incredible in care package
>Enemy kills you before you claim it
>He gets it and fucking wrecks shit
>I rage quit
When you masturbate to gay porn and blow your load at that right moment.
That coked up Armenian told me this dubs generator would work I can't believe I got ripped off!
>tfw when you are riding behind a motorcyclist and you both pass another motorcyclist going the opposite direction and they do that cool fucking point/wave thing to each other
>tfw you pee after eating asparagus and that warm smell of asparagus pee
>tfw you get to peel off that little plastic film sheet from the screen of a new tv, phone, device.
>tfw you have to shit and you find one of those single-occupancy bathrooms in the financial aid building of your university campus and shit there every morning MWF
>go to the pool
>water stuck I your ear
>go to bed
>it comes out
Freshly shaved legs.
Guy or girl, you all need to experience this at least once.
git gud my friend
>when you fap on the toilet directly after taking a dump and your slightly stretched anus twitches with the orgasm.
Peeing in the shower
The smell of a peach orchard in ripe season
The second migraine or cramps stop
Hot bedding linens out the dryer
New shirts and sweaters
Taking off heels and bras after long day
Viking beard nuzzles
Jerking off to something god-tier you found and saved during 1-month no-fap period.