What sort of weird fetishes do you guys have? I need some new shit to get off to.
I like to give a woman all my money while she treats me like her little bitch.
have fun with that one desu
Never found any pics to get off on but my fetish is historical men's room graffiti. I work in a spot that use to be a speak easy during the prohibition. I beat off reading the hidden men's room wall writing twice a shift.
OK /b/ Today I let you in on a secret I've never told anyone. I have a fetish I calk the "Birthday Cake fetish" is is the act of eating birthday cake out of a teenage girls ass, similar dessert items can substitute Birthday cake like pie,cobbler,etc.
Tickling. you can find a lot of these vids on youtube
I brought this up with my girl. Seems hot. She expressed a lot of interest, even brings it up on her own now. Problem is when we get all horned up we just get straight to fucking, and neither of us can bother. Its like reverse cum eating. We dont think of it when were horny and then backout, we think of it, get horny and back out
i wonder how much she paid to get those ballons shes got bolted on
how did that doctor go from this to what she looks like now
The peculiarity of this behavior will certainly keep me awake for the next couple of hours
I havent found any videos like that, found some similair on prohub but the girl sounded more like she was laughing still. you can search up "tickle torture" on any site and maybe you might find what youre looking for
Yeah sure. Except when the concept is fucking pissing in her pusssy. We dont set it up, i might not have to piss, might get to into actual fucking, etc etc. basically we both want it but once were on each other it becomes a fantasy saved for another day
nothing man, its just a pretty big transition is all
its like she was born to get implants haha
that's two 'ya feel me's in one post. Fam going hard on the paint
I love watching girls lactate. Or express milk. Omg it turns me on sooooo much
How do I fuck my girlfriend's ass? Been trying for a year, got toys and everything and everytime we try it hurts to much, only ever got my dick in briefly. At this point she's completely not interested in it anymore because I brought it up so much.
Fluffy pony abuse.. Not sure why. Seeing the fuckin things being tortured gets my Dick up in ways I haven't in years.
>I like girls who look like guys that look like girls
small buttplugs tho. My gf was against that shit, its just a matter of adjustment to having things in ass, period. Then you can move slowly into not going slow at all and actually just destroying her asshole :D
Tongue fucked for hours, doesn't help. As soon as it gets to fingers she says it's too painful and feels like she's shitting. Any toy we use she says similar things. Somedays she likes her ass eaten, others not. Very frustrating.
>dark circles around/under said eyes
>military uniforms, preferably communist
>written Chinese characters
>Chinese high-rise apartments
>Asian massage parlors
>not too much ass or tits
I tried to get my GF (now fiancee) to do it for about 6 years. Finally ordered an anal bead and stopped asking permission... She came twice the first time I fucked her ass. Probably didn't get more than two or three inches in either
i LOVE it when they do that. i am also into hardcore hair pulling, and being called names. dirty little slut
dude it now comes down to if you can handle not being able to fuck her asshole or what. You might need to get a divorce or move to Canada.
Why is this even a thing.
Well , i know the feeling , girls always be tryna finger fuck my ass. It does feel like i wanna shit and it does hurt. But i still pound her ass. Not all girls will take anal , to scared and tense. Gotta almost talk her through it like a birthig coach ,but in reverse.
Fur coats always get me diamonds
Post something fucked up and imagine it happening to every woman on the planet.
i like to be a dog in a non-sexual way where i just do normal dog things like play fetch and chew on shoes
Armpit anon again with sexy sexy armpits
Like, real nerd dykes, not pornstar lesbians.
>mfw op is a fag
Anon with fantasy/weird fetishes, how you deal with the fact that what you like its impossible?
I enjoy transformation and bondage. So I have always problems.
Girls are normally afraid of being tied so I cant play enough. And the other one is impossible in this moment.
Life is suffering
pic fucking related
hard part? when girls have nipple piercings I feel violated.
My girl could get gang banged by bbc I'd be philisophical about it, letting someone else penetrate her with a needle though really fucks me up
In proportion to the woman's body, of course.
Its "BCF" it means birthday cake fetish. The act of eating birthday cake out of a teenage girls rear end
No this guy just has a fucked up looking dick and is fat which is why he probably has to fuck dolls, but he's the only one who makes the most of these webms. Plus I don't have to look at his face so I can still get off
Tits and pussy are pretty good to get off to, if you're into that sort of thing.
>Imagine if that was happening to all women around the world.
Like every girl has a guy secretly cumming into her meals, or your semen is somehow secretly incorporated into every meal that every woman on Earth eats from now on?
Is it wrong I wanna eat some out of #55s asshole?
If had numerous erotic dreams of elaborate bathrooms that are enormous inside with all sorts of odd looking toilets and urnals, in one dream I walked into a Porta John that was normal sized outside and huge inside with thousands of stalls, long story short I raped a legless woman with big 80's hair taking a dump.
Is it hotter if guys have to jerk off into their food manually (meaning it can only happen once in a while, otherwise they'll get caught), or somehow guys are able to magically insert cum into the food of any girl they want without having to lift a finger?
>I need some new shit to get off to.
Shit man, I've got tons of new shit for you, courtesy of >>>/d/! Here's very small list of mine:
>SW = Shrinking Women - (Pic Related)
>GTS Growth = Giantess Growth - Example coming soon.
>BE = Breast Expansion - Example coming soon.
>TF = Transformation. Encompasses pretty much everything - Example coming soon.
>TG = Gender Transformation - Example coming soon.
>Futanarization - Example coming soon.
>Monstergirls - Example coming soon.
This. If you have lube in packets, use multiple packets. Otherwise, get the pump bottles. Or if you want to be frugal and discreet, linseed oil is the best and cheapest natural lube though it won't work well with condoms.
Unless she has a tiny ass and takes skinny poops, you should be able to stretch her out comfortably. 99% of the time if she says it hurts, then its because you're not using enough lube.
If you want a ball joint doll or bjd there's a shit ton of places. The best being DollfieDream. The Miku one and similar ones that represents real characters can be found only from third party sellers cause DollfieDream sucks ass. After you spend probably a grand on the doll you drop another 45 on the Silicon tummy that you can get from kanojotoys.com. after that you lube it up and fuck it until you're disappointed in yourself like I am everyday. There you go fam, sorry I ran out of webms
> also came on toothbrushes
Ha, actually that's what I used to do a fair bit to the same girl, *before* I progressed to doing it in her lunch.
The shorter the timeframe between the act and her brushing with it, the bigger the turn on. Best was about 45 mins but I was too scared to try to beat that record.
Damn, almost got trips!
Also FYI I bought the Miku doll and the Silicon tummy, so when that shit gets in the mail I'll fuck it on camera and post it.
Just look for a doll fucking thread in the next couple weeks. So we can get new material and a dick that doesn't look like it has gangrene
My favorites would have to be Mermaids and Lamias. You?
Lamias are my definite favorite
Miia is a best
This one's really popular with the ladies...
>Lamias are my definite favorite
>Miia is a best
I've always found that hip action just... hypnotizing
Thanks for being the one other anon on this site that appreciates miia like I do
Love you anon
Have a thing for twins, OP? Now you can imagine any girl you like has a twin sister, thanks to the Mitosis fetish! Enjoy!
I have a fetish for seeing PAWGS getting fucking doggy and watching a girl get a facial. Nothing crazy I know, but nothing turns me on more the those things. Oh, and I like thick chicks.
>This is new to me but interesting
It's something I made up a few years back, actually. I haven't seen any content for it, other than what I was able to get out of the /d/rawthreads over the years. It's basically just the opposite of Fusion, but I hadn't seen it anywhere before. I'm glad you like the idea, anon!
I have other fetishes, but I like to masturbate to women biting pens and pencils
>It seems like a cool idea honestly
>I'd like to see more of it
I don't have much, unfortunately...
I think that's all I've got...
Been awhile since I've found a new fetish
Hello /b/ oldfag here. Im intrigued by these odd fetishs but one stands out in particular .I recall a Birthday cake fetish during one of my trips to The Netherlands in the early 80s, '81 or '83 I was 21 and I was visiting with three classmates of mine. We came across a seedy area in De Wallen where anything from sheep to old woman could be had for a price.One bordello was called Katjie Huis,or Kitten House in Dutch. The Kitten House was founded in 1912 in Amsterdam. Where the visiting sailors would frequent for young woman because of a secondary school nearby.The Madam eventually imported over a dozen teenaged girls from Ukraine and became very popular.The Kitten Huis is said to be ran by The Dutch Mafia and long ago a secret society of wealthy English aristocrats who had sex with little girls,a common practice was to eat kuchen,or cake like baked goods out of the prepubescent girls buttocks.The secret society disappeared somewhere in the 60s and left a brothel of young girls. When I visited I met a girl Ivanka Voidermier a Russian girl of about 12 she had big blue eyes blond hair and a fat little round ass.The madam told me about a tradition of eating Birthday cake out of the girls rears on they're birthday and since Ivanka just turned 12 I did th
Have a multiboobs fetish!
>Been awhile since I've found a new fetish
You're welcome, anon!
she set up a cam and taped it, very nice vid (if a little grainy)
it's on Liveleak, title is Teen girl hangs herself.
get lube ready before viewing, of course
Foot Growth / Foot Expansion
>What sort of weird fetishes do you guys have?
Fucking OP's mom and not pulling out.
>yfw I'm OP's dad
Yeah, same. Fucking huge thrill in involving yourself with a manipulative bitch who's completely open about how she's just ripping you off and co-operating with her all the way.
I masturbate to pics of black holes in outer space.
>And I once fapped to clownpiece
But it was a sexier pic than this one, the one where there's a shot of her ass upskirt, and two other positions of her body or something like that. I don't have it saved.
>yes! Moar? linky
Miami Morph on DA. I don't have a link handy, sorry!
>i dont know if you know what shrinking means
Oh shit, sorry, that's the reversed one! The correct version is too big for me to upload. Let's see if this one's the right one...
I have been with guys my whole life before my current boyfriend. He picked me up at the gay club. We became close and he kept putting off sex and wanted to work on our relationship first. Before our first time, we grew to really care about each other, so I didn't mind his birth defects. He eased me into it. First of, he naturally has very little body hair. He has an hourglass figure and femanine breasts. Also, his "inverted penis" looks a lot like a vagina... but I care for him so deeply that I overlooked that. Having sex with this malformed man is great. I wish people would stop telling me he is a woman. My boyfriend told me he is a man and everyone else is trying to convince me he is a liar.
It's actually really hard to find good uncensored gifs that aren't old as shit.
>or your semen is somehow secretly incorporated into every meal that every woman on Earth eats from now on?
That's impossible because clearly this beast has already eaten every meal in the world.
Why used? Wouldn't new work better?
Speaking of that, here's something that I found the other day...
Holy shit that's actually really hot.
The pregnancy is awful but the rest is gold.
>I've always found that hip action just... hypnotizing
>Thanks for being the one other anon on this site that appreciates miia like I do
>Love you anon
You're welcome, anon!