I've had sex with over 2 dozen hookers and had even more

how 2 find a massage parlor with happy ending??

>>675748433
this

>>675748124
>>675748433

This, also what's the most reliable source of prostitutes?
How do I find them?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwFZj3YPwY

>>675748124
How much did that cost you?

>>675748693

not OP
check out adultwork

>>675748124
Should i tell the bagel in my fridge that i have herpes?

>>675748433
OP here

Use theeroticreview.com and search up massages in your area

>>675748693
Always search up number in Google for reviews. Multiple ads with same number is a no no. If they have a review on theeroticreview, it's a go go

>>675748124
how do you do this and not get an std/sti, or aids?

>>675748955
Close to 3K. Probably more

>>675748693
eccie.net, depending on your location

>>675749625
Use protection, no kissing, and lots of sanitizer

>>675748124
How's your aids Charlie ?

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>>675749625

>>675748124
Afraid of committment, eh?

>>675749798
Non existent, how's your autism?

>>675749772
Why no kissing?
Are blowjobs okay?

>>675749833
Have a 5 year relationship and we should be getting married next fall ;)

>>675748124
whats your favorite thing about hookers? do you prefer hookers to non hookers?

>>675749960
Because you can contract a lot of really bad, permanent stuff from mouth to mouth contact. Blowjobs are fine if you have a condom on.

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>>675749884
I got Jew blood no ass burgers here boi

>>675749833
found the cosmopolitan reader.

>>675750106
I love the excitement of seeing them for the first time and not knowing what to expect. It's like you both know why you're there, but the build up is exciting.

I much prefer non hookers cause the cat and mouse game is a lot more fun and rewarding. It's really hard to court non hookers though when you're already in a relationship

>>675750127
>Blowjobs are fine if you have a condom on.

and blowjobs are superfine if no condom

>>675750219
lol

>>675750373
Haha they are but they put you at risk for a lot of shit.

how much is a typical massage with a happy ending?

>>675750355
where do you go to fuck them?

>>675750506
Depends where you go and how attractive the masseuse is. But generally, an independent average looking masseuse (not at an Asian massage parlor) with a handjob ending costs around $80

>>675750127
Fuck, that's one of the best parts.
It's almost worth setting up the relationship to go in bareback and french.

>>675750587
Their homes preferably. Sometimes hotels or massage parlor or office buildings.

>>675750804
I mean, if a girl is reviewed and none of the dudes reviewing her mention catching shit from her you should be cool. But it's risky as fuck and I wouldn't do it. You never know when that one asshole will fuck her mouth and contaminate every client after him.

>>675750506
you wint release that's 95 dollar you want finger in ass that 150 anything more love you long time sailor boy

>>675751160
Indeed

>>675749143
Only if it asks

Op....do you use tnaboard dot com? It's not helpful for some areas...but great for those it covers.

Backpage is good, adult-escort. Then Google the phone number and reverse image search the images. Use the phone search to find reviews or possible fakes, use pics to determine fakes. Hookers in pdx average is $200/hr, I imagine streetwalkers would be cheaper but nasty and good chance of being pimped

>>675750819
i was gonna fuck a hooker one time but when i went to her place she didnt really speak much english and then out of nowhere started telling me to leave then this dude came out from another room and didnt really speak english either but he was chill so i just left. kinda glad i didnt end up doing anything with her tho it was a pretty weird vibe and i was really drunk. i might try to bang a hooker again in the future tho as i am still curious about it

>>675750804
I'd never pay for a girl that wouldn't do BBBJ and GFE. Might as well just jerk off. That's just me though.

>>675751085
No, I meant a real relationship, girlfriend/not-a-hooker.
But there's so much work involved just to get to that point.

>>675751312
Tobuco baby

>>675750715
Spend the extra 20 bucks and get a reviewed hooked or fbsm provider.

>>675751467
Get means so many different things to different providers and johns. I'm with you on the 3bj tho...

>>675751842
I meant gfe not get

>>675751411
I use backpage. Damn dude, $200 is steep. I never really go over $140 tbh

>>675751442
Use the sources I mentioned before and you should be fine. Don't use Craigslist please. That sounds like a Craigslist meetup

>>675751467
I completely understand. It's just a huge risk ya know?

>>675751480
Yeah dude. It's hard for me too since I already have a significant other. I do miss meeting and fucking women though

>>675751625
There's something different about getting a massage though. You're pampered much more and it's a generally relaxing experience.

>>675752091
Where are you, different markets perhaps?

>>675751842
Yeah the term gfe isn't set in stone so it can be a pain in the ass when your expectations aren't met.

>>675752586
I'm in Los Angeles

What does it feel to have sex?

>>675752212
ya it was off craigslist lol you sure are an experienced patron of prostitutes. thanks for the wisdom boss!

>>675752547
Fbsm is full bony sensual massage. The chick I use is licensed therapeutic masseuse, 100 an hour AND since she has a legit business my insurance pays for most of it

>>675752798
Like warm apple pie

>>675752767
Way more supple in LA than PDX, and I won't book some fat ads ho

>>675752912
Haha no problem man. Be safe and think with the head on your shoulders, not the one inbetween your legs

>>675752927
Fuck I cant type tonight...i meant body

>>675752927
Lol that's ideal as fuck man

>>675753136
Yeah I was in Portland a couple years ago and it was a pain in the ass to find an escort. I don't dig fat chicks either lol

>>675753216
/agree. Ive left money on the dresser and walked out if i start getting a wierd feeling. Too any stories of whores robbing johns, or pumps busting in...rely on reviews

>>675753318
I know what you meant and I know what fbsm is

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>>675752276
Maybe, maybe not.

>>675753593
Yup, it's never worth it. If you start getting those warning signs, get the fuck out.

>>675753321
For real, I couldn't believe it when she told me when I first saw her. I ran her license and bam, I became a regular...thanks Obama!>>675753321

>>675753743
Orale

>>675752412

Can you go one post without mentioning your SO?

>>675753834
Is she attractive too?

>>675753995
Check my other 20 posts where I didn't mention her, you fucking autist. Sorry for reminding you how lonely you are.

Hey guys. President of the US here. I've had sex with 20 billion hookers and since we're on /b/, I cannot lie about these things.

>>675754009
She's not top notch, but cute, a little extra from mommy fat, big ole titties

>>675754318
Mmm I love big titties. Does she let you play with her during the massage?

>>675754296
I'm not sure I follow your sarcasm faggot

>>675754197

It was an exaggeration, but it seems like you either have some weird pent-up guilt about it or just really, really want someone to ask about your relationship.

>>675754462
shut the fuck up you underage stupid piece of shit. I would fucking kill you if I knew who you were

>>675754652
whoa, calm down buddy, we're all friends here

>>675754446
Oh yes...covered bj, Russian or hj finish. FS upgrade for 80 exrra, though I didn't find it worth it. If I'm looking for fs provider I like to get dirty...this chick does not

>>675754508
Someone literally accused me of being afraid of commitment and the other two times I mentioned my significant other was in response to having time to meet and fuck other women.

I don't know what you're trying to do but you're over analyzing three out of like 30 posts I've had. GTFO faggot

>>675754784
No we're not

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>>675748124
Does your cum look like this

>>675754807
Hell yeah dude that's awesome. Where is she located?

>>675754992
Don't be like that. :(

>>675754508
Linking to who you are speak in to like you did in your response is helpful you fucking newfag, because I'm not the guy you were referring to nigger

>>675755053
That belly button is disgusting

>>675754652
Oh shit, we got a internet tough guy here...any1 got the copy pasta for this nigglet?-

>>675755107
Wut

>>675754652
And I'm 37 actually. Are you near PDX we can meet up :) I'll buy you a tranny hooker, newfag

>>675755460
Pics of last night, anon?

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>>675755460

>>675755081
Pdx area, well reviewed on tnaboard

>>675755657
You got a link for a fellow monger?

>>675755392
Did i stutter, do you speeky da engrish?

>>675749365
>>675755603

>>675755768
Search for krystal in pdx on tnaboard. Im not sure if she sees "newbies". Many providers on that board require references,

>>675755967
Are you for real? You jizz blood? Dude, go to the fucking doctor

>>675756042
Thanks man

>>675756185
My doctors out of town... Maybe you can be my doctor tonight