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I have a loud neighbour and I need advice. I have no friends

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I have a loud neighbour and I need advice.

I have no friends so I thought why not ask /b/?
We all live in a house apartment, he has the 2nd floor I have the main. He is being a loud cunt and its past midnight where I am. I work early tomorrow.

I've never called the cops before so should I on him? Or should I knock on the door?
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Cops won't do shit, assuming they show at all. Unless shit is specifically different where you live
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>>675738415
I talked to a neighbour before, he said he called the cops and they didn't even show for two hours. Im in Toronto if that helps? Im really beta/retarded so any help would be great
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OP here, I also have the cunts phone number, I don't have access to his door, (locked hallway thing) but should I call him? again Im beta as fuck.
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op here. How do I not be beta as fuck.
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Well honestly if you call the cops without saying anything to him first, you're an ass. Just talk to your neighbor, be polite and let them know. They will understand and you don't have to waste a cops time.
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bang on the roof
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what part of toronto black part
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>>675740935
I sent him three texts already.
This is a normal thing, mostly every night he plays his music too loud and we have to tell him every night to keep it down. Should I tell him that Im considering calling the cops? Like
>don't make me call the cops on you.
Is that a good idea? I've just been fucking up a lot lately. The first three texts were nice enough.
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>>675741141
Im not under him enough, it will be under another neighbours floor.
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>>675741545
bro stop being such a pussy and blast your music louder than his..
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>>675741472
pretty druggie part. I never met him but my room mate did. Apparently he is a cliche student, and uses words like brah and fam.
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>>675741545
You sent him 3 texts so at this point either be rude or call the cops. I yelled at some cocksukers in a hotel recently.... but i didn't live next to them.
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>>675738138
You have to say something. If you stay quiet about it, he's going to take that as a sign that he's not bugging you. The conversation you have with me is only going to be as awkward as you make it. just be upfront with your bro, and things should be chill.
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>>675738138
>square root not square up
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>>675741733
Ive tried that before and he doesn't respond to it. He likes heavy bass lines so it just fucking vibrates through the house. A lot of our neighbours called the cops on him before.
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what is your rase paki?
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>>675738138
yeah at this point either call the cops or threaten to, you've tried being reasonable.
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>>675741899
>>675741907

We talked to our landlord and she gave us his number so we can text him when he is being too loud. How do I stop this from being more of a normal thing?
My room mate
>more balls than me but not here this weekend
knocked on his door at 4am once and told him to shut up.
but this guy doesn't listen?
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>>675742577
Threatening to call the cops is a good call then? I don't actually want to do it since Ill just drop spaghetti everywhere. but if that is a legitimate negotiation move then I will do it.
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>>675742273
like what am I?
Im white. Im pretty sure he is a white too.
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>>675742586
well what you should do is knock on his door and forget the nice guy act. tell him straight forward that his fucking shitty ass music is being hear all throughout your complex and emphasize the shitty music part. tell hiis ass to turn it down or he is going to call the law to serve his ass some justice on a nice hot platter
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>>675741545
Talk to the fucking landlord/property owner you nitwit.
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>>675738138
Go over there with a baseball bat and get to work. Stop being a pussy.
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>>675743289
/thread if you got a gun be better itll be muffled with all the bass the faggot is blasting
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>Be me 18
>Just broke up with gf
>Get on a meet local people app
>Find ugly girl to fuck
>Doesn't wanna fuck but says room mate does
>I come over
>Find fat girl and average room mate
>No bra packing a bowl
>Apartment looks like its out of Hoarders
>Watch American Dad and smoke
>I say im bored
>She asks to fuck
>Go to gross bedroom
>Start fingering
>Let the squirting begin
>Put 3 fingers in
>Put 4
>Tells me to keep going
>Still squirting
>Screaming
>Put whole fist in
>Goes fuckin nuts
>Screaming and squirting
>knocks on apartment door
>its the neighbors
>snuck out window
>smoked a cigg on the way home
>pondered wtf just happened
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>>675743262
she is over seas at the moment. We told her about it before but I think she wants it to just go away. When she comes back Im going to tell her that this problem isnt getting better
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>>675742586
It's really up to you man. Alpha thing to do is kick his ass or intimidate him. Beta call the cops. Omega find a unique result tailored to your personal situation. Like cutting his power or some shit.
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>>675743289
>>675743482

I would (to some degree) but the doorway to his place has a locked hallway to it and I don't have that key.
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>>675742996
kek. Ill remember the shitty music part. Since he plays it all the time it should mean a lot to him so it might actually make him feel bad
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>>675743482
This get a 2 liter and use it at the end of the barrel it'll make it sound more crisp rather than suppress it that + the bass it would be unnoticeable.
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>>675743825
That's why you knock so he lets you in. When he opens the door crack him in the jaw. When he goes down the knee caps. If you got a mask you can just go in there and wreck his sound system and leave.
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>>675743824
I do have access to the power for the house. Last time I cut his power for 10 mins but he didnt really seem to get the point. I want to try and be more alpha so I guess I can force myself to deal with him in person?
>Im pretty short and have an unusually high voice
I can still intimidate if I use the proper words right?
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>>675744569
That's why you don't talk. Do what this guy said.>>675744490
You ever see the town? Jeremy Renner is 5'8 and sounds like a fucken valley girl with a Boston accent but he's still alpha in that movie.
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>>675744490
he might know it was me since Ive been texting him all night. But is there a way I can destroy his system in the future? When the heat is off me?
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>>675745015
kek. Would I get charged? he is violating his contract by being too fucking loud but, again Im really beta but trying to get out of it, what if he calls the cops on me?
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>>675745223
Yeah with a baseball bat. Weren't you listening? Grab your nuts and do it now than.
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>>675745223
Stop being a bitch and just knock on his door and confront him, maybe knock his ass out. No wonder you don't have any friends, you sound like a faggot bitch. Man up or stfu
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>>675744569
If it was me i would probably find out when he sleeps. Then make a fuckload of noise until he stops his shit. I prefer an eye for an eye kind of shit and if it has to get violent let him be the one to start it. Then you're justified. That's me though different strokes for different folks.
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Just cut his power. Or play pranks on him like shit in his mail box. If he asks you about it claim it happened to you to, then it looks like the building is being targeted.
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>>675745725
I'm starting to think you're trolling.
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>>675746232
No Im just really fucking dumb. With very little life experience, hence the asking /b/ part
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>>675746232

No, people just really are that beta.
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>>675746395
A little visual courage.

http://youtu.be/kGxYjJ5bcv0
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>>675746520
Poor cucks.
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Op here. Im going to knock on his door and see what happens. Bump the thread if you want or not its okay. Im just so fucking tired.
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Similar incident. Last week of apt rental I strapped my speakers to the ceiling and played loud music but not loud enough that you could hear at front door. I stayed with my gf that week and left stereo on 24/7 so no fucks were given. Bitch use to stomp around all the damn time.
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>>675746543
thanks fam
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Bumping to see if op is a pussy or not
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Creepshot thread while we wait?
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OP here. He just came down and started yelling at me for no reason whatsoever. Being the bitch that I am, I dropped my pants, bent over and took his huge dick up my ass.
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Or ylyl?
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Op here. Actual Op. The music is off. I think hes a bigger pussy than I am.
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>>675748487
Why is it off
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>>675748487
He didnt want to come to the door but I untucked my balls and kept knocking.
fucking nervous as fuck but I have to learn
He came to the door, I asked if he recieved my messages.
He said no.
>you have to turn it off, this is ridiculous man. >This can't happen all the time.
>But Im up?
This is where I got mad
I just kinda stared at him for a sec trying to hold in my spaghetti
>turn it off
>okay
then I just left. Still pretty beta but at least I can sleep now.
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>>675748847
I dont think he wants to start a fight but will see how far he can get away with it? But he turned it off almost right away and the more I think about it the cringer it went for me trying to be intimidating but he listened? So i don't know what to think anymore.
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>>675749361
I didn't think you had it in you.
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>>675750185
thanks fam.
I really just dont want to be beta anymore.
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>>675749361
I guess well done.
Not bad if it's your first confrontation ever.
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>>675750185
Kek. Love that movie I see what you did there.
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>>675739977
For advice I need age group
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>>675751131
Im early 20s. Very introvert type.
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>>675750989
besides family stuff (which Im also pretty weak at) I think it is. I have to learn to stand up for myself more, Im really shit at it.
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>>675751296
Shouldn't you be in bed, OP? Did you even kick his yet? What are you doing? Quit (Joseph) Stalin ahahahahahahahaah
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>>675739977
Just imagine your crush is watching you. Or a family member you wouldn't want to let down. That's what I use to do. Did you feel a rush when you confronted him? If you did wait till you get into fights. "Once you take a few punches and realize you're not made out of glass you don't feel alive until your pushing yourself everyday." Quote from one of my favorite movies Greenstreet Hooligans watch it. The main character starts off something just like you a beta without any friends it's a great movie about coming into your own. I saw it at a very young age.
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>>675751534
Me.>>675751666
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>>675751592
I am in bed! The house is quiet but, as stupid is it sounds, I got a little adrenaline rush from talking to him. So Im just browsing until I can sleep.
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>>675751296
Ight since I don't what the fuck that word is..
Just walk up knock loud like the popo, answer, say "I'm tryin sleep down there, cool.?"walk off they say shit wait till they tryin sleep paty, oh yeah no friends fuck it not seys anything an deal like a beta bitch get no pussy
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>>675743561
Just call the cops. If the noise is present when they get there, they might give him a ticket. Also there will be a record of it. You have a right to quiet enjoyment as do your neighbors. Quiet hours tend to be 10 p.m. to 7 a.m. in most places. You can also sue if he keeps it up.
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>>675751931
It's already settle didn't you read the last couple posts.
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>>675751666
actually really helpful advice thanks anon, Ill watch the movie tomorrow.
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>>675749361
If he does it again, don't hesitate to call the cops. See >>675752144
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>>675751666
>>675752473

Satanic trips confirms. Great fucking movie.
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