Im sitting here at my computer wondering how my life got to this point...
>3 months ago I start watching anime
>Saw a few series while I was at college last year and thought about rewatching Tokyo Ghoul
>I have two friends (let's call them Sam and Ash)
> I try to get them into the show as well. Ash is cool with it, Sam is not.
>The 3 of us are sleeping over so we decide to put on an episode.
>90% of the time all Sam does is bitch and moan about how much he hates anime
>He's never seen a single series before
>"All anime is the fucking same and I hate Japanese people."
>"Well thats cool man, we can put something else on after this."
>"Well I'm not watching any of this fucking japanese ching chong shit."
>TG ends so we put on Boardwalk Empire to shut his ass up. But little did I know this would be the start of a carefully crafted plan.
>About a month goes by and I've picked up a few new shows.
>When Sam comes back into town, the three of us meet up for lunch. I mention to Ash that I found some new shows to watch and Sam goes off.
>"You're turning into one of those Japanese loving faggots"
>Great idea pops into my head and when he leaves to go to the bathroom, I tell Ash my master plan.
>I'll make him THINK I'm becoming "one of those people"
-While he's away at school I start my weaboo transformation
-I have access to large scale printers and a fair bit of money saved up from working my ass off over the summer
-Print off posters of my "waifu", set my computer wallpapers to loli cats, and build a shelf so I can start "collecting my figures"
>Ash's boyfriend has a few figures so he let's me borrow two of them
>I order my own figurine off ebay for 10 bucks and now I wait to spring the trap
>I plan the delivery so it will arrive while he's over at my house
>He starts walking into my room when he sees the one poster I've put up
>"What the fuck is that?"
>"Oh, I just wanted to change up my room a little bit" I replied
>He calms down a little and then he looks over at shelf I built for my desk
>Two figurines are displayed proudly and backlit with LEDS
>Turn on my computer and a loli pops up on one screen
>Before he can say anything the doorbell rings
>It's the mailman and he's right on time.
>I scamper down the stairs to grab my package and run back up to my room
>"What's in the box anon?" He asks
>Oh, just a thing I ordered off ebay a while ago
>I open the box and proceed to pull out a figurine and bring it over to my shelf
>Look over at Sam
>Can tell he's starting to freak the fuck out
I don't want to overplay my hand so I decide to shift the focus
>"Hey, how bout you me and my brother go get wings?"
>"Let's do it, it'll probably be good for you to get out of the house"
The 3 of us head to a wing joint about 45 minutes from my house and have a normal dinner. My brother is in on this plan as well
>Everyone is, except for Sam
Sam leaves to go back to school the next afternoon so I begin the next phase
I decide it's time to up the ante.
>Find some guy on Craigslist that's selling a bunch of Mangas he doesn't want because he's moving
>Drive home and start to replace the books I already have on my bookshelf
Literally got like 40 random shit-tier Mangas for like 20 bucks
>Sam doesn't know what these are, all he knows is they're japanese
>and he hates everything japanese
This is a pretty shit thread so far. OP has sleepovers.
>start digging through the pile in my closet so I can carefully select the next pair of figures I'll introduce to my "collection"
>I started off with the cute cartoony nendoroids
>now I start standing up the slightly more realistic figures
>Also buy one of those anime boob mouse pads because fuck it, I might as well make my wrist comfortable while I lurk
This should have been the first sign to myself that I was starting to get a little too deep.
But little did I know I would fall further down this slippery slope...
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast... without any milk.
Was it your mum? Was it in the line of duty? Was it cold blooded murder? Was it some strange coincidence and a klutzy accident?
Come on man, you've piqued my curiosity.
Did you watch Boku no Pico with him yet? Ash might dig that shit.
>>OP is actually an anim lover
No shit, Shylock.
Two weeks later Sam comes back for his sister's birthday and he's in for a big surprise
>Sees the boob mouse pad
>looks over at the slightly more sexual figurines
>wallpaper is now nearly naked loli orgy
"Anon, have you talked to Ash at all since I was here last?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"I think you two should try and hang out more often when I'm out of town."
Interested to see where this goes
Because he wants to make his friend thinks he's a more obsessed fan than he already is.
drop everything you're doing and post the story you flamming faggot
I'm waiting for a Dinosaur, truth be told.
That's why I'm still here, it could be glorious. Maybe.
Typing this as fast as i can right now so stay with me.
It's now a little over two months into my plan and I've kept it pretty low key from both of my parents (my siblings know however)
>put different posters over my anime posters while I'm not home, put stuff in front of the figurine shelf, hide the mousepad, etc.
Come back from school one afternoon and my mom is sitting at her desk
> "anon, you're not watching that japanese porn are you?"
"I was looking in your closet for a roll of toilet paper and I found a bunch of cartoon girl action figures. You're not watching that weird porn are you?"
I know she'll totally spoil the plan if I tell her what I'm actually doing
>No mom, I'm just trying to find a hobby that I like
>"Okay, just be careful. I worry about you sometimes"
I am a total fucking weeb, I have lots of bump material.
im not sure why this picture is called final_solution.jpg
WHere's the iamge retard??
Anyways the only loli-tentacle I know is consensual
My mother used to organize my porn collection, the fucking snoopy bitch. Most disconcerting.
if this ending isn't better than the last page of dairy of Anne Frank im killing myself
Don't kill yourself, anon. Fap to loli instead.
Magazines by cover date, everything else more or less alphabetical... so yeah, she did do a pretty good job. She wasn't cataloging by content, though.
You should download the whole thing. There's like 5 parts to this, all TL'd.
That *is* downloading it, but you really should consider downloading the whole thing.
Well here I am after almost 3 months of my plan and I actually enjoy being surrounded by all this stuff. I have to return it to everyone eventually.
But in the past week I ordered 3 more figures for myself, almost every night I cry in bed while I watch the same anime rom coms, I basically have a waifu that I dream about every night, and now I've gotten into oppai.
What started off as a joke to make my friend think I was turning into a weeb basically ended up with me turning myself into a weeb.
Mfw I'm look in the mirror now and know I'm a cancer
I don't even care if you're not OP.
Shitty story with a shitty ending. It's /b/ material alright.
I fail to see how being a weeb on what used to be fucking anime image board is cancer.
At least it was no dinosaur, and some peripheral amusement in the thread.
So you are fishing for 9/11 jokes, right?
Ever try to fit 48 rolls in the tiny bathroom of a small apartment? I keep most of my tp in a closet. Not my bedroom closet, mind you, but in a closet none-the-less.
leaving hope somebody screenshots and puts it on ifunny or some shit tier app for me to see in the future
That is the first time I have ever gotten trips. I'm overjoyed! I feel as if I've lost my virginity, somehow.
well chums, its been swell being one of three people following this thread
Holy shit, I do have a loli cowgirl. I knew I had one or two somewhere.
Yeah, but I'm a sucker for cowgirls and I compulsively save pictures and leave them unorganized. I'd post better ones if I had 'em.