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I need to piss in a jar and getting blood tests and shit done

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I need to piss in a jar and getting blood tests and shit done next week, just a doctor's appointment.
Smoke weed every day but that's about it.
I'm not going to lie and probably just tell them I smoke, but will this have any consequences? Maybe on some sort of secret government file?
Live in UK btw
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>>675725921
I wouldn't say anything unless they ask

You should be safe under patient Doctor confidentiality laws if you tell them
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if anything happens claim that you have a problem and need help. worst will probably be rehab.
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you sound like a conspiracy nut.
Amerifag here but like seriously who cares.
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>>675726561
What?
Fuck I don't think we do that for weed over here
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>>675725921
They won't run that particular test unless they are paid to do so. Drug tests cost money.
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>>675727308
They can tell by blood test. Doesn't have to be a drug test. My doc knew because of that. He only brought it up once cause he was curious about it effect my diabetes cause munchies and all that
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>>675727833
That's not true.
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>>675727308
>>675727833
See, that's exactly the stuff I want to hear.
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>>675725921
Always tell them if you are getting medicine in any form. If not shouldnt matter at all. I remember banging lines all night and going and getting my wisdom teeth out and they had to change my IV level.
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Pay someone to piss in a pot for you
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>>675725921
Just spent Monday in the ER because I was having heart attack like symptoms. This was following a buddies' wedding weekend where I consumed a great deal of alcohol and a few illicit drugs. They took blood obviously, and the doctor asked if i smoked, to which I responded "Never cigarettes, but I have smoked weed"
He said, and I quote "I don't care about that"
Granted this blood test was for other reasons, however, if it's a doctor you have no worries.

I even took a piss test/blood draw with the VA (I'm a veteran, but was in the midst of joining again, but this time with the reserves) had smoked weed several days in a row prior to this and nothing came of it. You're good OP. I know you're in the UK, but I can't imagine it being much different than here in America.
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>>675725921
What about that 'weed' and how im gonna triforce? Sry 4 postin as anonymus, but forgot my password
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>>675729181
The VA being Veteran Affairs, in case the UK has something completely different.
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>>675728932
No.
That wouldn't be an issue to sort out, but I want to be honest and am wondering what the consequences might be.
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>>675725921
the piss test is easy just have a friend piss in a condom tie it off and attatch it to cord or rope or shoeleaces around your waste. have a needle which is easily concealed and poke a jole in condom and fill up cup
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