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Uncut is superior. Prove me wrong. (you can't)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Uncut is superior.

Prove me wrong. (you can't)
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Just rub one out and go to bed already.
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>>675721935
wow, you're right

can't prove you wrong there
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>>675721935
Uncut head looks like it should be an internal organ. Cut from birth so I'm probably biased. Nothing I can do about it, Sex is still awesome, can't complain. If I ever have a son I prob won't circumsize him, though.
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>>675722489
ha ha
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Welp, can't argue with that logic.
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>>675721935
No, fuck off with your faggot thread.

Sage.
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do all uncut guys blow a load in seconds? Being uncut was probably good back when you had to run naked through the bush in africa
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>>675723977
No they do not. That is a myth.
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>>675721935
if you have a favorite type of dick,.. sorry, but op is a FAG
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>>675723977
>>675723977
Nah man. I'm uncut and often I can't cum at all during sex, even unprotected. Just too desensitised I guess, even though i'm careful not to death grip while masturbating
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>>675721935
No letting a fucking savage perform some jew kike ritual on your most important body part makes cut better
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>>675723977
Yes. All uncut men explode jizz all over the place as soon as their dick touches something. I can't even use a laptop lying down. It get's jizzed!
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>>675725909
post penis plz
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>>675721935
I wouldn't know, as I'm not into sucking dicks, or being fucked by them. I'll just have to take your word for it.
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that uncut one is fake you fucking fagget low life kys
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Uncut is great... if you want to be a premature eyaculator
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Why is uncut so shiny. Like wtf. Thats kinda gross. No girl wants to see that breh
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Add my kik : paytonamore13
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>>675727348
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>>675727589
Oh man a collection of Internet whores with pieces of paper. You showed me.

Kek
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>>675721935
Cut = No dick cheese, faggot.
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Hmm
Cut/uncut flamewar?
I thought circumcision is a thing only jews and mudslims do.
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My dick is very strongly related to the picture.
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>>675727348
Wow u r so stupid dont know what to tell you
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i cant imagine being cut.
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>>675728191
MOAR
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>>675728191
For all we know, you just slid a hotdog down your freakishly long, uncut foreskin.
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>>675728442
big snapple can ofc
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>>675728026
and Americans, not all but the majority
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Uncut fags are the most insecure people on the face of the Earth.
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>>675728760
Is that your or your boyfriend's dick?
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>>675728760
french canadian?
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>>675727925
It's called properly washing your dick fagget. Only tards who don't know about hygiene have cheese.
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>>675721935
I don't think that dick on the right is real. Its too perfect.
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>>675729618
I meant left
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>>675728760
I'd suck you off all day
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>>675729007
mine lol..
>>675729208
not french
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>>675728760
fuckkkkk i wantt
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>>675728698
Top kek
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>>675729618
Looks to me like it belongs to a four year old. Work that zoom.
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>>675729917
are you in quebec though? or does all canadian shit have french on it?
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As a girl, uncut feels way better
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>>675721935
Cut people have other things to brag about then a decision that their parents made when they were a baby, such as a job or a girlfriend or moving out of their mother's house
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>>675730194
wouldn't the glans be more red if he was 4?
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>>675730271
timestamp?
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>>675730225
oh. yeah canada is forced french / canadian. super aids. 3 years of french and i know as much as any other non french person.
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Easier to clean and my dick doesn't look like a turtle looking for a song you eurofaglord
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ITT: Dudes with uncut penises circlejerk furiously to the thought of their own cocks.
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penis detected
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>tfw you've never stuck your dick into a woman
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Couldn't imagine a gross skin holding back my big head, ladies love it.
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Being a cut dude, I sometimes wonder how an uncut penis feels against a vagina... Or a cut one for that matter, oh well.
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>>675721935
Fenanon here,
uncut is gross. SNIP THAT SHIT OFF OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY.
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>>675731099
KEK
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>>675731059
That's not a big head, that's a regular sized head on an abnormally small shaft.
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>>675731242
thank you i agree
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>>675730760
Basically.
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>>675721935

i don't know why people use that picture, yeah the cut one doesn't look that great but the uncut pic looks like a kids dick, all small and undeveloped. girls wants thick, veiny purple, rough looking angry cocks not shiny pink barely bigger then a clit dick. get a new pic
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>>675729727
Clean you nails you disgusting fuck
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>>675731386
this lol
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>>675731693
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>>675722489
same, ill let him make that choice.
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>>675731589
>>675728760
you mean like 2nd pic related
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Uncut fag reporting in. I quite like it.
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>>675731693
i threw up all over my keyboard when i saw this it looks like a old sock hanging off the door knob
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>>675731059
OH GOD my fucking sides anon
it just looks like a fucking mushroom ffs ...
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>>675731879
And with the foreskin pulled back
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>>675732000
Why do uncut dicks always look so moist? Also nice trips.
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>>675728698
Finally, somebody willing to bring up the real issues
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>>675732135
the precum is sealed in and when you pull back the foreskin it gets spread around the head
plus without all the friction of diapers and later underwear the callous you see on cut dicks never forms
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>>675731059
That shit looks like a damn umbrella lmao ugly as fuck
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>>675731059
The fuck dude, go to a doctor or sth.
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there is no difference, just a piece of skin over your penis head, maybe uncut feels a little more but is not a problem since you have the same quantity of nerves as a cut
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>>675732000
Check em
>>675732135
Actually had lube on my dick on this one. But I would say it's generally moister anyway because your pre gets under the foreskin and doesn't dry out
Pic related, no lube
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>>675732135
>Why do uncut dicks always look so moist?

Dude, what? Are that fucking retarded?
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>>675732135
cause the tip doesnt dry out from being unprotected 24/7.
it's not moist it's just shiny aswell.
like if you dry your lips they're still pretty shiny since they're used to being moisturized.
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>>675732547
reverse angle shot plz
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>>675732547
nice, do chicks ever suck it or ride it?
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Cut cocks. When I fuck people with uncut cocks sometimes they end up chafing their cock. Even with a lot of lube. That never happens with cut cocks.
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>>675721935
I feel bad for cutfags, they got cucked at birth
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>>675732652
K
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>>675732742
Do your even know what that means or you you just say it as an insult to anything?
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r8 plz
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honest question for cutfags:

how do you deal with the fact that your flaccid penis looks like a literal sci-fi sand worm?

does making threads about circumcision help distract you from feelings of dick-related inadequacy?

why don't you concentrate on female genital mutilation, which is anatomically equivalent to cutting off the head of the penis (glans penis)?
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>>675731393
I was trying to bait.
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>>675732733
are you a gay male?
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>>675732914
I'm cut and my dick looks nothing like this.
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>>675732810
not far enough. keep going.
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Most girls prefer cut fags honestly. Don't get butthurt, it isnt a deal breaker or anything, but If you asked a girl to choose between identical twins and one was cut, she would choose the cut one 100%.

Even if you shower everyday, and clean your dick everyday, urine still gets under the skin and can make your dick stink by the end of the day. Which for you virgin fags is usually when sex happens.

Im uncut, so im not totally bias.
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Just get to the point and start sucking each other off already

nobody gives a shit about your dicks
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>>675725230
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>>675733042
No, I'm a straight male that takes dick up the ass /s
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>>675732728

My GF is amazing at deepthroating. All the way down to the base and I cum straight down her throat. Probably why I've been with her for so long
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>>675728760
get in my pussy
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>>675732914
All cutfags literally die on the inside knowing that because of the fact they had no choice they might as well feel bad instead of live with themselves over such a meaningless and pathetic reason for someone to be proud of their dick.
{source: Im a cutfag, literally tying the noose right now}
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3's
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>>675733104
uncle tom

and no, your dick shouldn't smell like pee. just pull back your foreskin before you pee, that's all.
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>>675721935
Another grill reporting in, I have no preference, although my current bf is uncut and jizzes in less than 10 minutes but I really dont mind.
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>>675727589
For every one of those camwhores saying they look snout-dicks there is literally 1000 women all over the world that prefer clean cut looking ones. Just saying.
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>>675733322
bro can I suck your dick you sound so masculine
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>>675733290
what position feels the best for you?
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>>675732914
Cut fag here. Mine does not look like that. In fact, uncut cocks look like that. Flaccid or not.
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>>675729450
Oh, I wouldn't know, I've never had to take time washing my willy. Why? Because I'm fucking cut m8
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>>675733482
sure m8
thats mah dick
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>>675733423
if you have a son, will he be cut or uncut?
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>>675733599
BRO like totally broham! Lets have anal together broham your opinion is so true
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>>675733599
You should probably start washing your dick
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>>675721935
You faggots need to understand that it doesn't fucking matter. Some dicks are going to be ugly as hell while some are going to be 10/10. Arguing for which side is better is probably the fucking dumbest thing ever because you don't know what it's like to have the other kind of dick. Y'all just insecure about yourselves
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>>675729450
And what about when you have shit parents who are afraid to pull their baby's foreskin back to clean it? You end up with skin that can't retract and ends up gathering shit in there.
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>>675733801
We actually had a boy in december and hes uncut
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>>675733821
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>>675731059
what the fuck is with that shaft
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>>675733890

this, but its fun to watch stupidity clash
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>>675733916
Most babies foreskin doesn't pull back at first. Some take years and sometimes it doesnt retract until puberty. Trying to retract it too early can damage it
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My girlfriend likes my dick cut, also stop arguing faggots
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>>675733845
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>>675733916
you're not supposed to pull back a baby's foreskin

the tight skin, if it even happens, is easily fixable, just takes a little stretching
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>>675734248
that's almost perfect except you didn't pull back the skin
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Should I feel weird or just be impressed while I look at other men's dicks?
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All these 'femanons' telling all the uncut fags to get inside of them are just OP trying to make himself feel better for being insecure about his tiny uncut dick.
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>>675721935
Its just sad that you cuck fuckers still do this to children over there. If i had a choice to get cut or drag my balls in 100 miles of broken glass, the glass would be the obvious choice for me.

You are equally as fucked up as the nignogs in africa who cut of the labia on little girls, you fucking beasts.
Jew bastards.
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>>675733845
When I was born, my parents circumcised me. 3 years later they had my brother, who they decided not to circumsize. My parents were pretty shit. They were lazy as fuck and usually ignored us. They were also apparently uncomfortable with touching little baby dicks. So, they never washed them, just rinsed them. My brother who is uncut, ended up with an infected dick several times, and can't pull his foreskin very far back. He can't have sex with anyone because it is way to painful for him. I never had any of those problems.
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>>675734507
it's only a heterosexual fetish don't worry bro
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>>675734507
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>>675734606
your brother just needs to do some stretching exercises, then he'll have a fully functional cock
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>>675734610
get your nigger dick out of here faggot
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>>675734606
Ok, you should still wash your dick
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>>675734572
american here. i often forget that there are actual sane countries out there. thank you.
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>>675734572
I KNOW broham! It's totallyy unmasculine for them to cut off dicks broham! We should suck each other off in victory of our pride broham!
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>>675732914
fucking kek
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>>675721935
proved wrong ... Mahaaaa
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how does it feel that you dick gets cut because the Kellogg guy wanted you to stop jerking it
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>>675735143
did you just use the pic from earlier
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>>675732914
But that looks like an actual uncut dick...
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>>675732909
5/7 m8
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>>675734869
How the fuck do you expect a baby to wash himself? Obviously adults can but that does nothing for the first 6+ years of life that a person can't wash themselves
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>>675735114
Aw shit son, that some kitchen nightmares?
>>675735143
>tfw kind of have that over lapping skin on the left
Is it possible for that to go back to how it used to be?
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>>675721935
I'm circumcised and I really don't care, i'm kinda happy my dick doesn't look like an inside out sock. But ill let my son decide if I have any kids.
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>>675731693
makes me want to sew my vagina shut
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>>675734357
picky picky
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>>675733890
This so much
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>>675735493
yes Ramsay is the shit
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>>675734606
Bullshit, I live in a country where NOBODY is cut unless they are an imported jew or maybe an american tourist.
I frequently visit sex-clubs and indulge in massive gangbang-parties/orgies way too often and I have NEVER heard of anyone with these kinds of problems.
Stop making up stories to justify your beastlike behaviour you fucking jew scumbag, stop cutting babydicks.
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>>675721935
Thank God i'm cut, I can't imagine the disgust on girls' faces when they see an uncut dick. That shit looks gross as fuck.
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i wish uncut fags knew not all cut dicks are dry as a bone. I'm cut and my dick has extra skin it looks an uncut dick with foreskin back when it's soft. My frenulum is there i think, i'm not sure but it's a little sensitive in that spot.
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>>675721935
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>>675729450
it's also a nigger thing and jew not to wash, let them have their mutilated genitals, otherwise they would develop dick cheese (now all their molten cheese goes into their unchanged pants lel), and they would cum in 2 seconds, moisture wouldn't be gone so dick would unfortunately look healthy, not like desired sandpaper.
They need lubricants when foreskin would prevent that need, their only solid argument left is that circumcision prevents infections (I hope they will someday cut off skin from stomach hands and other places - its not like protection is one of the primary functions of skin)
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>>675735143
proved wrong...Mahaaaa
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>>675736004
All dicks look like that, oh yeah. Very true here.
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>>675731386
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>>675736213
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>>675735422
>Oh, I wouldn't know, I've never had to take time washing my willy. Why? Because I'm fucking cut m8

Wash your dick now you fucking idiot
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>>675735143
kek those are both uncut, skins just pulled back
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>>675734248
what does cowgirl feel like?
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>>675733934
good, just make sure you don't force back his foreskin
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>>675735627
MOAR
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>>675736123
its beautiful! a masterpiece!
i'm so glad we were worried about how sexually attractive our baby looked before we even brought him home from the hospital. nothing says we love you like severing neurons.
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>>675721935
Another thread to make guys hate themselves for something they didn't choose.
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>>675735143
the fuck is wrong with the one on the right?
Looks like the skin is exfoliating, you can clearly see the flakes
dangers of having jew dick..
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>>675735544
letting him decide doesn't account for how much it sucks to get that shit done later in life though. you're effectively deciding for him one way or the other
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>>675733759
Nasty
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>>675736030
>it's a nigger and jew thing not to wash
>watch me try to rationalize my delusional faggotry
No it's not cheesedick, stop pretending your cock doesn't have piss residue at the end of the day too.
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>>675721935
lol. thats the beautiful penis iv'e ever seen on the left. this guy must wear a condom full of lotion all day.
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>>675736530
Yeah Thats what the pediatrician told me & im glad he did because everyone I talked to before I had him said Id have to pull it back to clean it. Idk why people go around saying that
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>>675736530
precisely the wrong advise. open that shit. slowly if you must. after that, pay attention to the dick no more or less than the rest of the baby. its a baby.
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That troll that posts these cut/uncut threads is the SAME asshole that does the Chrisitan/Atheist Angel threads.

You faggots take the bait everytime. How's it feel?
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>>675735143
that one on the right isn't cut idiot.
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>>675735764
Maybe non-Americans are idiots who are afraid to clean their kid.
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>>675737217
post clitoris plz
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>>675736352
What the fuck are you even talking about m8? When did I indicate I don't wash my dick?
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>>675736986
yeah your pediatrician is right. the people who said it should be pulled back are misinformed.

it will pull back when it's ready.
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>>675737156
she lowkey kinda cute
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>>675737143
there is only one poster in this thread, arguing with himself
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>>675737453
no
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>>675736833
So then why does it matter at all? He can do what he wants with his own dick, i'm not deciding anything for him. And if your girl or your hoes just like you because "I like uncut" or "uncut is grody eww" then they just sound like sluts to me.
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>>675737477
84 posters actually.
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>>675737217
nice!

is she Asian or Latina?

and how does doggy feel?
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>>675737574
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
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guys unless you are currently making the decision to cut ur kids penis or not, dont fucking get enraged about it
>about to have sex
>pulls dick out
>before putting it in "hey be glad my dick doesn't look like a malnourished space worm mushroom / sock with dick cheese seeping out of it"
> girl leaves
like there's no other important time to be talking about circumcision other than at the hospital after birth so stop getting pissed you oily faced teenagers with un developed dicks and brains.
Atleast you have free will to choose if you want to or not
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ITT homosexuals
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>>675737621
one poster, 84 macs on 84 isp's
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>>675721935
Femanon here. Uncut looks disgusting. Like a dog penis, not nice to look or touch.
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I'm glad I'm circumcised and that's all that matters. I'm glad my parents disn't make me wait till 18 to do it.
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I don't know why, but I feel like my dick is super cut. The short way of explaining it is that that scar seems longer and bigger than other cut dicks.

Other than that I'm a faggot virgin, same with the most of you, so I can't complain.
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>>675737933
*closet* homosexuals
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>>675738037
explain more
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>>675736848
It does not, for directly after I pee I wipe whats left it with my hand in extremal situations (which always is getting washed seconds later, or just toilet paper when is available) not clothes or letting it be dispersed into my pants like dirty jew would is practiced by me.
Also you jews seem to forgot here is always simple option of pulling back left, yet if you are nigger enough to be unable to do it because of your laziness I guess its better to cut dick of
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>>675738105
What makes you assume we are closeted?
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>>675737692
that's a bullshit study
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>>675738309
Good point
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Does it really fucking matter? Really? Do you feel like it matters enough, for you to go and make this thread? Its like green eyes versus blue eyes. You don't get a fucking choice.
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>>675737692
He doesn't have to be cut anyway. I'm fine with being cut, but it doesn't even matter. This theoretical kid that I may not even end up having isn't fucked because I didn't circumcise him. Also, Causing cancer from being circumcised later is total bull shit. Throwing the credibility out just because it said that dumb shit.
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>>675737170
Well how logical that is, considering non-Americans dont have that problem with their dicks, because they dont tamper with toddlers dicks, i know you are pretty stupid but geeze, come on???? Cutting babies dicks??? For reasons that is non-existant!??!?!?!
Have ANY of you fucking retarded americunts EVER met anyone in your life that has actually had problems with his dick BECAUSE he didnt cut parts of it off or fucking pull back the foreskin to wash it when you are just suppost to let the human body evolve by its own??? I keep thinking this is bait, sure, BUT YOU STILL ACTUALLY CUT DICKS AND ITS NO JOKE. FUCK YOU, sadistic braindead fucks, keep telling yourself you have freedom and the "greatest country on earth" while cutting dicks. PATHETIC.
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>>675721935
HA! Yeah. If you like dick cheese.
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ITT Asian guys.
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>>675731972
kek
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>>675738309
you pulled your foreskin down over your eyes
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>>675738565
They invented soap a long time ago.
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>>675738564
Are you a girl?
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>>675735764
Lol muh ant eater
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>>675731879
>>675732000
>>675732547
>>675732810
>>675733290
>>675734248
>>675735627
>>675737217
>>675738019

Honestly who gives a fuck about being cut or uncut? If you're cut you're stuck with it and if not it's not like you're gonna get circumsized anyway.

Just enjoy what you have.
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>>675733948
I GOT YOU FOR THREE MINUTES
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>>675738157
Well its simple anon. It looks disgusting.
Like when you get hard a moist, slimy really sore looking red/pink organ comes out the end of your dick and all the loose skin is oulled back.

Not only is that nasty but a lot of the time all this (lets call it dickcheese) gets caught under the foreskin and it looks/ sometimes smells foul.
Not to mention when its soft your dick looks like the end/ tied up part of aa balloon. Some saggy old bit of unclean skin just hanging off the tip of your soft little slug. Not attractive at all.

Where as a cut penis just looks good. Especially when its a nice thick, straight, veiny shaft that just looks nice.
The end is so soft and not at all moist and covered in god knows what kinda of juices n shit. A cut penis is so so suckable. Whereas an uncut penis is quite frankly, revolting. Notice how porn dicks are mostly cut?.
Thats because it looks nicer which attra ts more viewers
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>>675738564
Yes, I have met plenty of people who had dick problems from not being circumsized. I'm not sure whare your from, but I know in the US we share locker rooms at school for athletics. Wheb you have a bunch of boys hitting puberty in a locker room together you talk about weird shit. I've heard plenty of people bitch about their foreskin giving them shit.
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>>675738564
its a cultural tradition, rabbi just have to drink some of the childs blood from penis and small part of children needs to be sacraficed for satan, and foreskin seems to be less usefull so the choice is simple...
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Then why do people choose to get cut yet once someone's cut they never go back?
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>>675721935
you fucking dumb cunt, who cares about who has what cock. child detected.
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>>675731059
what the fuck i thought that was a swollen finger from the thumbnail
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>>675737453
Maybe she'd be cute if she didn't ask for hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a couple of "research" videos about feminism spewing bullshit through all of them.
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>>675739012
This.
But hey, people will find anything to brag about if it makes them feel worthwhile.
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>>675738564
Also as for the last part, I do not think America is the greatest country on earth. There is literally no logical argument to prove that. It's pretty ignorant to assume every single American thinks that.
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>>675739012
record yourself jacking off
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>>675739154
explain more
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>>675739154
cut guy posing as girl detected
>>675739160
usually problems are pretty benign, though
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>>675728029
Small?
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>>675739160
Yes I am sure you bat-shit religious country has a more open approach to sexual conversations than Europe.... You are obviously a sad cut kid with a wild imagination.
Sucks to be you.
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>>675731059
lol wtf that skinny dick with a huge head. It looks like a portobello!
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>>675739160
exaggerated scope of problem. far more likely to get athlete's foot starting from pinky toe. i'm going to amputate your pinky toes preemptively, against your will. after a short while, girls only exposed to four toed feet will begin to prefer them.
>>
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>>675739858
even if those kids actually did have problems, it's just because of misinformation or a prudeness preventing them from talking about it with their parents.
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>>675730271
As a girl, I don't give a shit if theyre cut or uncut
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Superior EuroTrash Trolling here. Every day in fact. Shows how fucking stupid Americans are to take the same bait over and over again.
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ITT: beta Cutfags
Stay Butthurt.
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>>675739858
I don't think you realize how large the US is. There are plenty of places without crazy religious people.
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I use these stupid arguments to post dick pics.
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>>675737156
properly cut sure is no one holding back skin, I'm cut but look uncut till I get hard, as long as the doctor dint get cut crazy and take to much
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>>675727589
the girl at the bottom in middle jordan?????
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>>675739194
because the very very few voluntarily cut fags made the decision on their own, and want to be confident in it. jenner turned her entire penis inside out and thought it was most enlightened human achievement since nuclier fusion
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>>675739858
That's just yh south lol. California, Oregon, Washington, Colorado, are nothing like that. The kind of people you are talking about are in Texas, Alabama, Missiszippi, Pennsylvania. Mostly the South. The East has all the legal weed, gay rights, and left leaning people.
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>>675740754
well read what he said, you can't reverse your decision when you're cut
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Let's get real here guys. The only reason anyone would ever defend cut dicks is because they're stuck with it themselves.
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>>675739154
>It looks disgusting
foreskin isn't forward during erection. looks better because the shaft is now a perfect cylinder instead of coning just before the pink lucky charm
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>>675740418
I don't think you realize how much larger the rest of the world is, USA is actually pretty small, both to size and population.
Also, by far the most fanaticly religious western country in the modern world. You are about 50 years behind equally technically developed countries, i piss on your religion and wipe my ass with your "freedom"
You are the most brainwashed people in all of the world (except north korea)
But hey, keep cutting those toddlers dicks and hand out guns to kids and cry some more when kids shoot up schools.
The only thing you did good was the internet, thanks for that.
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>>675741282
that's totally true
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>>675741202
you could regret it and stretch it back some, but it wont look as good as the first time.
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>>675722489
you're the most understanding person I've met on this site
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>>675741225
fuck my life, if my dick is fucked up others should have some of that too, they dont deserve to have something so good that was taken from me forever
>jewlogic
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It's not my fault I was cut.
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>>675741225

Let's get real here guys. The only reason anyone would ever defend uncut dicks is because they're too big off pussy to ever have otherwise.
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Aren't uncut people mostly fucking the foreskin 50% of the time during intercourse?
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>>675722489
Look at this faggot being all fair and shit
Kys :^)>>675722489
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>>675721935
Im getting surgery to make my dick un-cut again.. Fuck my parents, fucking closet-jews
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>>675741225

then why the fuck do they keep making these threads? must be compensating for some shit
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>>675742216
no, my head stays exposed the whole time
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>>675741351
>USA is most brainwashed country next to North Korea
>what is the Middle East

buttmad yuropoor detected. do you feel threatened by the mudslime refugees pretty much cucking Europe

>terrorist attack
>"hurr durr not all Muslims are terrorists make them feel welcome,"
>more terrorist attacks
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Girls hate smelly dicks.. some won't even fuck a uncut dick. As for sensitivity fuck it feels to good already. Uncut dick = no stamina. Don't be stupid cut your sons it's cruel not to.
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>>675742114
cut off your tongue or hand, otherwise you are a scared faggot pussy, provide pics on /b/
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Stop making these threads,
Cut beats uncut in ways while uncut beats cut in ways.
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Uncut = sand nigger
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>>675721935
If done at an early age neither has any real benefits or drawbacks. If done late in life though, getting cut will reduce pleasure by a good amount.
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>>675741351
>You are the most brainwashed people in all of the world
yep yep yep
it is terrifying having a slightly varying belief in this country. christians say they just want to be heard (evolution), liberals too (gov control). but question someone's beliefs a little bit, even a fraction,and they all shit their pants. at the end of the day, you really really really cant question nationalism if you want to hold any real job or social standing whatsoever.
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>>675741351
Ok, well, you are either trolling or very stupid. You are just guessing my beliefs and forming your arguments based of those guesses. Besides the circumsision, you have no idea how I view America.
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Uncut = Smega, prone to infection. More appealing to homosexual men. Cut = more appealing to the female demographic, doesn't cultivate bacteria, less smell, less infection. Doesn't have to pull back skin to urinate. doesn't resemble a sad anteater.
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>>675731693

its like a vagina on a stick
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>>675742751
cut = sandnigger
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>>675722489
>probably biased

>>675721935
Don't bully the cut guys. They know uncut is better, and it hurts their feelings when you rub our superiority in their faces.
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>>675736123
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>>675742413
hurr durr
>middle east
Brainwashed? NO. They are just shit-tier people, or not even that, more like animals. It is simple biology, they are not like us.

>cucking europe
You see the situation from the perspective that WE want you to, and the perspective your "man" the government want aswell.
It is ment for you to show sympathy for us as we are getting raped by shitskins so that when the cleansing starts you will support it.
Rotchild control the world and the economy, jews. Jews dont get along with sandniggers, it is all a very elaborate plan that a simple-minded americunt cant possibly start to understand.
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>>675743072
pulling the foreskin back to pee requires almost no effort, that's a dumb point you tried to make
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>>675743237

The only point you can argue, but you STILL have to do it.
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When I was young, I hated being different of my peers, but now I thank God that my parents didnt' have me cut! I already feel bad that females feel more from an orgasm than males do. So I do feel pity for all you cutfags.
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>>675721935
Enjoy having way more health problems, fag
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>>675743454
no, I would argue all the other points but I'm too lazy

but I don't have to do it, the pee is still gonna come out either way. but I pull it back and it's super easy, it basically pulls it self back when I pull it out
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>>675727589
What if they can't help it? I was circumcised at birth, I can't change that now.
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>>675743232
I'm surprised someone hasn't put a bullet in your head yet. What an angry arrogant tool you are.
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>>675743237
For some it is hard, but overall not a big deal.
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>>675721935
I got myself cut in high school... great decision.
No more dick cheese, slightly longer sex.

inb4 "I shower every day, so no dick cheese"
...because you fucking don't, ya whiny-ass neckbeards who need to post "natural ftw" to feel better about your sandworm.
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>>675743072
lel just literally all that you typed was proven bullshit from '80
also plastic modelling your dick because of looks is ultra gay
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>>675741351
HAHAHA, yes, the US is small compared to the entire rest of the word. No one thinks that's not the case. Also, the US is one of the largest countries in land mass and population. (I said one of, so don't fire back with "russia and China are bigger", I know. Also it is one of the most culturally diverse in the world. That's a fact. I am also aware that there are better countries. I have traveled the world several times and the US isn't even on the to 20 list for me.
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>>675743454
i dont have to pull it back, the pee-hole is perfectly aligned with the opening, and my sex feels better than you will ever experience, sorry cutfag.
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>>675731099
lol
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>>675743524
Uncut fags don't have that many more. They need to care a bit more about STIs, but honestly we all should. Other than that they just need to clean it a few times a day. Wow, 10min a day. Save looks, which is largely based on region, being uncut is only a tiny bit worse than being cut.
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>>675731059
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING GIRTH?
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Cutfags are normally Jews or sandniggers. Stay Butthurt.
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>>675744059
being uncut is even better than you're implying, I just wash my glans when I shower (like everyone should) and it stays clean
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>>675743764
I understand that you are surprised, in many countries that is not USA we have something called "FREE SPEECH", and no the regulated one that you have. I can say whatever the fuck i want and nobody will ever shoot me for it, THAT sir, is freedom. You brainwashed little bitch.
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This literally doesn't matter. By the time you're not getting underage b& for posting nobody is going to get circumcised anymore, and its not like you can glue foreskin back on. Just live with what you've got, the differences are minimal anyways.
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>>675731059
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>>675744373
But hate speech is still a hate crime. You can't run around telling people to hang all niggers without getting charged for hate crimes left and right.
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>>675743517
That's not quite how it works. The main reason women feel more during orgasim has less to do with the clit and much more to do with how the brain is wired. Both males and females can have orgasims with no physical stimulation. Its why cut fags and uncut fags last the same in bed. Pleasure =/= sensitivity. The only time cutfags are at a disadvatage is if they got cut after 3 or 4 years of age. If it was before the body easily adapts by increasing the pleasure felt in the remaining nerves. It's similar to blind people gaining increased hearing.
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>>675743232
>justifying cuckholdness

what a sad fucking faggot
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