ITT: we think of super powers with caveats.
>you can fly but only at a minimum speed of 600mph and during flight your legs are paralyzed.
Reverse laser vision
Reverse telepathy - everyone can hear your thoughts
You dont have to be gay to like butt stuff. Im straight as an arrow but love jamming things in my ass. My gf will put stuff up there while she blows me. Dont knock till you try it you faggot.
>go to wipe ass
>it goes in a bit too deep
time to amputate.....
You are a pervert with the ability to see through women's clothes. However, in the past you were found out and your dick has been cut off. Using your powers only results in frustration without relief.
>Im straight as an arrow but love jamming things in my ass.
The ability to read minds, but doing so causes you to projectile vomit and violently shit and piss. Purging beforehand doesn't work (if lacking excrement, your bowels and stomach are filled with shit and vomit from another dimension to keep the flow going.
Im straight as an arrow but love sucking dicks.
>A soldier is betowed this power
>eats nothing but milk and honey for three days straight
>waits until the explosive shit has reached maximum power
>flies into battle naked, screaming, shit flying everywhere
>the bullets rain down, shit effectively deflecting each one
i'm straight as an arrow but hate fucking pussy.
Almost none of you understand this, you're supposed to give a superpower - then make it conditional only to whenwhatever the condition is would completely negate what the power is.
i.e., You have super strength, but only when not touching anything; you have lased vision, but only while your eyes are closed; you can speed up or slow down time, but you speed up or slow down with it.
This would be pretty great for a practical joke, Everyones like "HEY JOE" except one person who will think they've gone crazy or some shit cause they cant see this person who everyone is talking to
fucking internet police. i can make up rules all day. means shit to anyone who doesn't care
>power to control almost nothing
>except what you can have manipulated
>only in one waking realm of consciousness
>stop having dreams
>lose all creativity or desire to know more
Because you're a librarian
I like getting handjobs from my male friends, but Im straight as an arrow.
a part in your asshole
Dont knock it til you try it.. I believe thats what every fag has said to every straight guy he wants to fuck. I dont have to jack off with sand paper to know i wouldnt like it faggot. You go ahead sticking any cock shaped object up your shithole and claim your straight
And a guy who thinks ramming his own asshole with that 2 foot horse dildo is perfectly straight.
Im straight as an arrow but I like getting hot loads of thick cum blown on my face.
Bravo. Your superpower is that you're straight but gay
The ability to have any women you want
But you are permanently impotent
Im straight as an arrow but sucking the jizz out of my roommates fleshlight. He doesn't know. I've been caught only once. My roommate's straight aswell.
Oh im going to. I have a few buttplugs and my girlfriend has had 3 fingers up there. Feels awesome. Sadly youll never know the feeling of a prostate orgasm because your so insecure you think that someone who is exlusivly attracted to girls is gay. Im going to go shove a buttplug up my ass right now and revel in my staightness.
A guy can also have a ton of co on his comp and not be a pedophile... But most likely he is. Guys who are obsessed with getting fucked up the ass.. Aren't necessarily gay.. But most of them are dip shit
You dont have to be gay to like DeepFantasy.
You become reborn as Hitler, but as a female black muslim Hitler.
that's pretty much the destruction of all bigger lifeforms on earth - assuming the world doesn't rip due to the force applied which would kill even bacteria
ok, i'll shove a finger up my ass because someone on 4chan said i'd be surprised. what's the worse that can happen
Fuck yeah; choose well & sire hundreds of children of supermodels and heiresses
This way is better, there's no fun thinking of useless super powers, more fun to make ones that are very conditional and we think of it. Like the one where your ass is a one way to endless space
Get a coma patient to your home to "take care off".
Pay nurse to take care of coma buddy.
Spend the rest of the day ruining your carpet with shitty 1 dollar notes.
You strike me as a young guy.. We will see where you are at in 10 years. As you get older u will get more and more bored with sex with women cause you have done it all.. And you will think.. I wanna try a real cock i mean whats the difference. You will get fucked for the first time and a light will go off in your head that this whole time you were made to be bent over and pant like a bitch as a real man fucks your south mouth. Next thing you know.. Visiting your kids on the weekends and wearing your underwear backwards
That would be a pretty hard court battle honestly.
The judge would hear the prosecution claim the defendant is responsible for having impregnated thousands of Iowan cumdumpster then take one look at anon and throw out the case based on anon clearly being a massive faggot.
Sit at home and make random famous people shit their pants on tv. Become Yamagi Brown and terrorize the world.
Im straight as an arrow but own the
worlds largest dildo collection.
I'm straight as an arrow but love wearing all leather clothes.
Babies definitely understand the language used in their surrounds before they can speak.
Children understand commands, names and some concepts before they learn how to be verbal. They even use signals, like shaking their heads for yes or no or pointing at an object when being asked what they want. So they may think the language in their heads but it's probably very limited and not gonna be very deep.
Your comment reminded me of an old graphic novel series, Transmetropolitan. The main character has a weapon that can make a target shit themselves, called the 'Bowel Disruptor'.
Three settings: Loose, watery, or anal prolapse.
>beat the olympics
>become a meme
don't even know which would be better
Does your girlfriend fuck you with her femine penis?