Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread?
Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread
Spoiler: the movie is a shit fest of fanboy autism.
I mean, you are talking about this movie, right?
And of course, we have this.
All six of them...
Batman and superman fight for like 10 minutes, batman uses a kryptonite gas to make it a fair fight. batman while winning stops the fight because he finds out that his mom and superman's mom are both named Martha.
Superman dies taking down doomsday and batman shows wonder woman videos of the flash, aquaman, and cyborg. So they decide to start a super team
What? No man, Superman says that if he looses Luthor will kill Martha, which happens to be the name of both of their mothers. Batman thinks he's talking about his mother and freaks out until Lois comes and saves Supe's ass.
I really enjoyed it, a solid 8/10 for me.
I thought it was pretty good, 8/10 for me. Just needed a bit less exposition and Aquaman needed a better way to be introduced. The Flash and Cyborg's "files" where pretty good.
Gal Gadot is a total babe.
And, of course, once again they made the good ol' pearl necklace scene...
Lex Luthor dislikes superheroes because reasons and he hates Superman most of all. So when he finds out that Batman is also mad at Superman because people got killed during the ending of MAN OF STEEL he makes a plan to goad Batman into killing Superman that involves song terrorist disaster in Africa, a suicide-bombing during a United States Congressional hearing and a jar of piss (I’m not even kidding, a MAJOR plot-point of this movie involves a jar of Lex Luthor’s piss.) Except Lex didn’t really need to go to all that trouble because Batman already wants to kill Superman because he had a psychic nightmare about Darkseid except Darkseid was played by Evil Superman and also The Flash popped out of a time portal and yelled at him about some future shit. Then Lois and superman's mom get kidnapped by Lex Luthor to force Superman to fight Batman who has been training and making kryptonite weapons and the battle suit from the dark knight returns, also Lexus has turned Zod into Doomsday. Wonder Woman fshows up at the very end of the movie to distract Doomsday while Superman uses Batman’s kryptonite thingy (which Lois almost drowned pulling it out of the water, after she threw in there) to kill Doomsday but then also get killed himself. With Superman now dead, Batman and Wonder Woman decide to invent The Justice League in case anything like Doomsday ever happens again or if Batman’s weird nightmares come true somehow. Also, yes really Superman is dead.
And all the world building for the justice League is just Batman giving Wonder Woman a flash drive from Lex Luthor’s place that has footage of her, The Flash, Cyborg and Aquaman. No bullshit, that’s really how they do it, Wonder Woman gets a flash drive and shows us all trailers for the next four fucking movies.
This movie isn't about Batman VS Superman they'll Hugh it out and bukake Wonder Feminazi woman
There using the movie to set up a justice league to compete against avengers
Can't wait till there next shit movie
It's the quads frenzy, ladies and gentlemen!
>get transgender operation and massive tits and ass to lure Clark Kent
>put kryptonite in pussy
>Batman falls in love with superman
>regret losing love of life
Better plot then original blunder of a script
Vote and I'll email full script to studio and demand they make movie
No but that would have been a better twist than half the shot in the movie, superman just says how if he fails then Lex will kill Martha and batman loses his shit and thinks he's talking about his mom.
It was surprisingly fun, good movie!
Glad this fag got owned... he's so fucking annoying.
He's going to keep me awake at night now though, causing minor irritation
here it is bois, there's a better version but oh well
Batman is actually billionaire industrialist Bruce Wayne.
I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT YOU'RE A LIAR AND A FAGGOT