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Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread? Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread

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Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread?
Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread
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>>675719748

Already released in Brazil?
Shall I proceed?

Huehuehue BrBr
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>>675719748
Spoiler alert: the movie wasn't very good.
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affleck didnt kill the wife
she planned it all
they saved the canadian hostages in iraq
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>>675719748
they release it in other countries then see how it works and will change it before usa release.
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>>675720359
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shit movie
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>>675720000
checked
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>>675720000
Nice quads. Feel free to spoil :^)
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>>675720514
Sorry, but it will not happen this way... It will be released Friday and will be exactly like the release in the other countries...
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Is it true dead Robin is joker
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The movie will have to make 800 million to break even due to CGI cost. With that said, it'll flop.
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>>675720359
kek
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>>675720856
This, but reversed.
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superman dies
the flash makes two appearances
aqua man in it yo
eisenberg is typical cuck kike
wonder woman uses lasso or some shit
only two fights between batman and superman
afflek gay
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>>675721617
BTW, a good nod to Dark Knight Returns, in an overall 6.5 movie.
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Superman dies? the end
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>>675721726
>superman dies
Does he?

>>675721617
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Spoiler: the movie is a shit fest of fanboy autism.
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>>675721858
He died two movies ago, but got better as well.
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>>675722165

gets spiked with his own krypto spear
typical illegal alien
cant do the job rite
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the fuck yall talkin bout it aint released in the us yet? i saw it already in theaters
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>>675719748
They turned Batman into the Punisher. Superman dies, Lex is a raging fag.
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batman dies
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>>675722684
Me too.
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>>675722865
I mean, you are talking about this movie, right?
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>>675722784
Batman wins the fight with Superman, as predicted.
But don't kill him, because he discover they are brothers, or something like this.
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And of course, we have this.
All six of them...
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Batman and superman fight for like 10 minutes, batman uses a kryptonite gas to make it a fair fight. batman while winning stops the fight because he finds out that his mom and superman's mom are both named Martha.

Superman dies taking down doomsday and batman shows wonder woman videos of the flash, aquaman, and cyborg. So they decide to start a super team
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>>675724346

That is dumb as fuck. Just let Marvel rule the cinema for fuck's sake.
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But, probably, the best part (or the only good part) is the timetravel scene.
Which, of course, will only be worthy, if it is referring to the JLP2 movie in 2019.
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>>675723425
What? No man, Superman says that if he looses Luthor will kill Martha, which happens to be the name of both of their mothers. Batman thinks he's talking about his mother and freaks out until Lois comes and saves Supe's ass.

I really enjoyed it, a solid 8/10 for me.
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>>675725211
Man, no thanks.
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>>675725655

I more mean this along the lines of keep comics as comics, leave it out of mainstream media.
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I thought it was pretty good, 8/10 for me. Just needed a bit less exposition and Aquaman needed a better way to be introduced. The Flash and Cyborg's "files" where pretty good.

Gal Gadot is a total babe.
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Spoiler Alert

>The movie blows goats.
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And, of course, once again they made the good ol' pearl necklace scene...
Why? Why?
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superman cant throw for some reason,
wonder woman cant throw for some reason
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Lex Luthor dislikes superheroes because reasons and he hates Superman most of all. So when he finds out that Batman is also mad at Superman because people got killed during the ending of MAN OF STEEL he makes a plan to goad Batman into killing Superman that involves song terrorist disaster in Africa, a suicide-bombing during a United States Congressional hearing and a jar of piss (I’m not even kidding, a MAJOR plot-point of this movie involves a jar of Lex Luthor’s piss.) Except Lex didn’t really need to go to all that trouble because Batman already wants to kill Superman because he had a psychic nightmare about Darkseid except Darkseid was played by Evil Superman and also The Flash popped out of a time portal and yelled at him about some future shit. Then Lois and superman's mom get kidnapped by Lex Luthor to force Superman to fight Batman who has been training and making kryptonite weapons and the battle suit from the dark knight returns, also Lexus has turned Zod into Doomsday. Wonder Woman fshows up at the very end of the movie to distract Doomsday while Superman uses Batman’s kryptonite thingy (which Lois almost drowned pulling it out of the water, after she threw in there) to kill Doomsday but then also get killed himself. With Superman now dead, Batman and Wonder Woman decide to invent The Justice League in case anything like Doomsday ever happens again or if Batman’s weird nightmares come true somehow. Also, yes really Superman is dead.
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>>675727017
No, he can throw!! He throws good!
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>>675719748
Ummm it's been spoiled before it even came out, the movie is based off the comic dark knight rises, which is the one where batman makes superman his bitch, end of story.
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>>675727595
No Superman is not really dead. Lrn2comics
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You could kind of see Amy Adams nude in the beggining
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>>675728000
This.
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>>675719748
batman and superman have gay sex, the movie wasnt really good and the cliche drowning in the river while fucking is a killer for me.
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Some gay shit
Spiderman wins
The end
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>>675719748
Haven't seen it.

Why didn't superman just kill that mopey whining fuck straight away?
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>>675719748
Jessie Eisenberg as Lex Luthor

Jessie

Eisenberg
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>>675727595
And all the world building for the justice League is just Batman giving Wonder Woman a flash drive from Lex Luthor’s place that has footage of her, The Flash, Cyborg and Aquaman. No bullshit, that’s really how they do it, Wonder Woman gets a flash drive and shows us all trailers for the next four fucking movies.
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And Aquaman is not blonde.
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>>675728888
nice quads
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>>675719748
This movie isn't about Batman VS Superman they'll Hugh it out and bukake Wonder Feminazi woman
There using the movie to set up a justice league to compete against avengers
Can't wait till there next shit movie
Aquaman
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>>675728728
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>>675728888
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>>675724207
That shouldn't be Cyborg, it should be Martian Manhunter
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Was Ben Affleck, that bulked up, like Tom Hardy, or Bale were? Or was just *magic*?
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It looks proper shit
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>>675724346
>batman while winning stops the fight because he finds out that his mom and superman's mom are both named Martha.

Are Batman and Superman brothers????
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>>675720000
>>675728888
It's the quads frenzy, ladies and gentlemen!
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>>675729456
He's pretty bulked up, there's a shirtless batman training montage almost like rocky 4.
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>>675719748
>be Batman
>get transgender operation and massive tits and ass to lure Clark Kent
>put kryptonite in pussy
>superman weakened
>Batman falls in love with superman
>regret losing love of life

Better plot then original blunder of a script
Vote and I'll email full script to studio and demand they make movie
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>>675729717
Yes. It was on issue 37, of the Amazing heroes Comic Book. Wayne's a cuck, saga.
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>>675729717
No but that would have been a better twist than half the shot in the movie, superman just says how if he fails then Lex will kill Martha and batman loses his shit and thinks he's talking about his mom.
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>>675730289
And now the world realize that both moms are named Martha....
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>>675730289
Batmans parents are dead anyway?
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>>675720000
>>675728888
>>675729999
Quads thread
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>>675731091
They're dead, so batman loses his jimmies when he hears superman say that Lex has martha.
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It was surprisingly fun, good movie!
Glad this fag got owned... he's so fucking annoying.
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>>675731430
Is batman still tripping on that blue flower shit
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>>675719748
Bretty good imo
The majority of the audience in my showing clapped at the end.
That silas stone scene was dope as fuck am i right
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>>675721726
In all reviews and interviews they said 3 fights, nice try marvelfag
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>>675724207
GL wasnt in the movie...was he?
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>>675731632
He did a good job at making me dislike him which i guess was the objective
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>>675732154
Very true...
He's going to keep me awake at night now though, causing minor irritation
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>>675731126
Another one, nigga.

>>675731999
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>>675731999
Sorry, my bad...
I wrote "6 of them" because I didn't realize that GL was in the picture.
Maybe I am stll denying his existence, since the 2011 flop.
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>>675732432
Quads are not Trips...
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The movie is awesome. Batman is fucking brutal and it's amazing.
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>>675733543
I meant another get, man.
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How does batman realizes kryptonite is what fuck superman up? And how does he acquire it?
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here it is bois, there's a better version but oh well
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>>675734370
Lex does studies on it and what it does to Zod. Bruce hacks lexcorp then steals a chunk of it that Lexcorp obtains
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>>675728361
Lol

Also captcha agrees
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Greentext the real plot summary?

thinking of going to see it just to see Affleck get rekt
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Ok. Now we can move on to Suicide Squad. Are you guys excited for it?
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>>675734941
Affleck pretty much is the movie. It honestly feels like they were going to make a batman movie but got stuck with superman also.
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>>675735442
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>>675734596
Damn, that ending looks mediocre as fuck.

So how are they ruining Doomsday's origin in this movie? Is he supposed to be a "failed clone" of Zod or something?
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>>675727595
This sounds like absolute shit. Completely nonsensical
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>>675736093
Hes a combo of zod plus lex's dna and kryptonian ancient tech
Not bad for a movie adaptation actually
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>>675736368
Ugh, so they DID completely (as usual) fuck up the origins.... Not even surprised. What was I expecting from a DC movie?
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>>675719748

Batman is actually billionaire industrialist Bruce Wayne.
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>>675737376
I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT YOU'RE A LIAR AND A FAGGOT
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>>675737178
I know you have a point, but, c'mon anything is better then Tim Burton batman, and George Clooney batman.
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>>675734941
Affleck beats supermans ass and would've killed him.
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>>675731754
Americlaps makes me sick
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