My fellow Americans.
>cant afford to live here
nigger, nobody but hollywood champs can. you faggots all live off the state and your excessive minimum wage, thrusting your economy into oblivion. not to mention water laws bring water from the western slope of the rockies into your shithole state. without colorado and wyoming, you'd be dead, ese. we own you.
our economy is biggest in america, we could be our own country. and mexicans smell really bad so they need to take a lot of showers, so all of our water is gone.
also we grow like all the nuts and avocados, but dont mind that
Washingtonfag here. California is a literal shithole. Nothing there could function without he other states to back them up and you still act superior. Your are America's joke, a state that literally electected a meme as governor. and the only people that live in Cali are dirty Mexicans in the south and rich white guys who want to be 'part of the common man' in the north.
Cali is like the kid just out of college with student debts who gets a job as a barista and lives off there credit cards, claiming how good there life is while they drink away their lives as their debt just keeps going up.
Oklahoma's OK with me.
Yeah, FUCK Mississippi and Alabama.
They smell really bad because they're the only ones working their asses off in this lazy fucking state.
This is why Mexicans are taking over in California. They save, self-segregate, breed armies, and live in the most expensive real estate in the country. They don't give a shit about anything but their families and their bank account.
Fuck you racist gabachos.
Shit wrong file, here we go.
Major change added
It's not, really, I was just acknowledging it. You must understand that /b/ is the most social interaction I get on any given day.
That's my life. I mean, you know, other than calling my mom each day.
In defense of my dislikes/hates I'll be more specific for those who care...
New York in general I have nothing again, it's just the people from NYC who really piss me off. Come into town and act like they own the place and never fucking shut up about "In New York this... In New York that..."
Illinois, once again, my main issue is with Chicago. Rest of the state is a pretty cool guy.
California has a shitty culture in general. It's like the metrosexual son of the US who pays for community college by selling weed.
West Virginia I have met some decent people from, but is best described by watching Deliverance and pretending that all of the characters (protagonists included) are blood relatives.
Florida... Unless you're 8, 80 or a recovering drug addict; it hasn't got shit.
New Jersey is self explanatory.
Sort of. I'm currently living in Austin, so I like it. I was met with more racism in Houston than when I lived in the projects of New York, so that toilet of a city can go fuck itself.
I assume the desert to the west id nice though. I am going camping at Enchanted Rock next week :)
So am I. If I go down the hall, I'll be in the 404. If I go into the restroom, then I'll be in the 678.
Found the terrorist
Texas is the best country in the world, fuck off
My Political Science professors (the European ones) contend that it's a backwards, practically third-world country that shouldn't even be a part of the EU. They comment about things such as parking, plumbing, money, and so forth.
Why the red?
C-can you see Russia?
I have seen a small number of photos and checked out the road leading up to it on Google streetview. It looks absolutely spectacular. I am trying to keep as much of it a surprise as possible.
Champaign is good as well I guess.
I live in a small and awesome town named Fairburn. Everyone carries a weapon down here. EVERYONE. A lot of history too. It was the first town in the Confederate States to fly the Confederate flag.
Very friendly atmosphere with heavy nigger populace in public schools, but very nice cops and firefighters along with the Georgia Renaissance Festival for you LARPing fags
I fucking hate Oklahoma and not because of the SOnics. There is something very wrong with the people in that state and Socal can blow me
Believe me, I know. I used to live in Fayetteville.
w0t? Texas is where fat white conservatives (in)breed from. There and Mississippi.
Fuckin' Ulysses S. Grant here.
On behalf of Michigan, we would all be so fucking elated if your shit state seceded.
Classic example of non-californians, not realizing that the federal government is the reason that our economy is in shambles. The feds take money from our state to subsidize the rest of the shithole country, forcing our government to raise taxes here, but hey last time I checked Ol'Jerry Brown got us a $20B surplus and brought us up to the 7th largest economy in the world. So eat shit ameri-fags.
You need us. We don't need you.
>"Big One" Quake when?
So many I don't have an opinion about. A lot of the southern states are shit.
Mine are based on experience in and/or gun laws