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Post your religion, get roasted.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Post your religion, get roasted.
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TooManyCooksism
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Thread gay af
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>>675712689
knowledgism
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Druze
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Agnostic
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Jesus
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>>675713079
Hello Brother
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>>675712689
Buddhism
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>>675713833
>neckbeard

Also checked
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>>675713833
"I'm smart enough to doubt the existence of a god but i'm not smart enough to bring any arguments if I'm in a discussion with a religious person"
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>>675712689
Pastafarian
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>>675714211
>>675714574
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Muslim
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>>675714970
My brother
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What's it called when you don't give a shit?
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>>675716198
Rastafarian.
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>>675714211
Or apathetic. We're on /b/ in all honesty
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Wiccan

>tfw everyone online thinks your an edgy teen or a pixie tumblrina
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>>675716198
Constipationism
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>>675716313
Yeah that'll do, roast away motherfuckers
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>>675713703
Tell us your secrets, oh druze dude.
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moot
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SDA, yo.
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Atheist.
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Tao Te Ching
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Buddhism

>Not really a religion, I know.
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>>675714195
>>675717004
>>675717093
Nice, actually.
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>>675713833
Isn't agnosticism just atheism but without balls?
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>>675716473
Come see the alter where I practise my faith.
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Christian
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I hail Eris with a fury only Bob Dobbs can match.
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>>675712689
>implying I have a religion
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>>675712689
I'm a dudeist priest
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>>675717233
Agnosticism isn't a belief claim, it's a knowledge claim
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>>675717609
>Atheism.
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Mormon.

Seriously.

No seriously.
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>>675717233
It's the only logical position to take as there's no evidence either way. Plus a lot of atheists are self righteous cunts.
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>>675717678
no agnosticism is just atheism without balls
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Mormon
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I AM A VIGILANT OF STENDARR


We hunt Bronies and any other abominations that prey on mortals. Feminists. Hipsters. Social Justice Warriors. But the Bronies are the worst. Their callous disregard for our lives is abhorrent in the eyes of the God of Mercy
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>>675717788
Easy there, Mr. Double dubs.
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>>675717788
R u serious?
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>>675717754
A belief? Yes. Religion? Hell no.
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>>675717754
>implying atheism is a religion
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Science and logic religion with facts and evidence.

Which one is that?
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>>675716447
its okay brah hope you did something good fr the equinox. just past.
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>>675717788
A fellow Mormon on 4chan
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>>675717813
True, but isnt assuming there is no god a strong inductive belief?
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>>675716447
Pegans are the worst. Not because of the religion, because of the pegans.

And you're probably just as bad.
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>>675717821
agreed. Its pretty much atheism but the subject wants to be "deeper" then that
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>>675717821
In a way, actually. Agnostic people don't have the "balls" to confidently say "nah there's no God" and they don't have the balls to jack off to loli either
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>>675717845
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>>675716521
Roast? Don't you mean bake?
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>>675717821
Not really, you can be agnostic without being an atheist. And you can be atheist without claiming agnosticism
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>>675717938
>>675717948
Atheism is most definitely a religion, anyone who says otherwise is an insecure cunt.
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>>675718217
Atheism is just a lack of belief in a God or Gods. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>675717987
I try
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Catholic.
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I am a follower of Mr.Clean, may peace be with you all.
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>>675718313
Atheism is a religion that follows the ideology that other religions are wrong.
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>>675717845
You look like Jimmy in Pulp Fiction
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>>675718217
Religion= A particular system of faith and worship involving a superhuman controlling power that brings one ascribes importance. Where is atheism in this?
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I unironically believe Lovecraftian mythology is real.
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>>675718457
nah
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>>675718457
But a philosophy/ideology is not inherently a religious one
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Tarvuism
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Most people that call themselves atheist don't reject the possibility of there being a god.
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>>675717821
Tone that euphoria down anon.
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Illuminati
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>>675718587
Heaven's gate looking motherfucker.
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>mfw tomorrow is good Friday
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>>675718457
Simply not true. Yes, there are atheists that do claim such things, but atheism itself is just a lack of belief.
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>>675718532
>>675718457
Atheism is the null position. It is the answer to the God question. that is all. It isn't a philosophy. Are you really this dumb or just trolling?
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Self-improvement, with my body as my individual temple
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>>675718606
True. Im 99% sure there are no gods. There's a small percentage, but for all practical purposes, I call myself an Atheist.
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Speaking as a modern day samurai, I follow zen buddhism and live my life the Bushidō way.
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romulus
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>>675718559
You're retarded. Plain and simple. You're just retarded for believing that.
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>>675718597
That's me. If you truly pride yourself on rationality then you should be able to base your disbelief more on probability than certainty, because even if you think god(s) don't exist then there should be a margin for error.
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>>675717821
>>675717813
>>675717678
>>675714574
>>675713833

gnostic theism: I Know there is a god

gnostic atheism: I know there is no god

Agnosticism: I don't know if there is a god or not.
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>>675718829
the insecurity is strong in this one.
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>>675718746
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Pic related.
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>>675718410
same here brother
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Catholic /bros
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>>675718746
mfw someone is this full of shit.
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>>675717622
The dubs proves he is a priest
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>>675718410
Don't drop your bible
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An Orthodox Jew.
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>>675719303
male or bitch?
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Orthodox Jew, Dad is from Ukraine
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>>675719303
You're not on a good site, my friend.
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>>675718457
>t.nigger
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>>675712689
7th Day Adventist
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>>675719303
are you a boy or a girl?
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>>675719024
No. Both theism and atheism are beliefs. To actually know something, there needs to be proof.
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I was actually raised an unorthodox jew, but now i'm just an orthodox jew.
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Anti Theist
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Cat-holic
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>>675719141
>>675719193
>>675718410
Of course the asshole of Christianity pinches its loaf on /b/
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>>675719024
Agnostic theism - I don't know if there's a God, but I believe there is

Agnostic atheism - I don't know if there's a God, but I don't believe there is
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>>675719656
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>>675719622
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The church of Set
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>>675719750
theres a difference between being just Christian and being a Catholic
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being a faggot
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I graduated my class, and I’ve been involved, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas. You think you can get away with the Internet? you better prepare for the maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and that’s just with my bare hands. If only you could have known. But you couldn’t, you didn’t. I will shit all over and drown
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>>675719750
Oh boy, if I wasn't so Catholic I'd really knock your block-off buddy you have no idea how bad I'd whoop ya, but I'm a tad too devout to be wrathful towards a heretic such as yourself! just watch your back friend.
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>>675719253
Catholic here. We don't read the bible, we pay people to read it for us. Sometimes in children.
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>>675720088
Correct, Catholicism is Christianity's asshole.
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>>675712689
LaVey Satanist
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>>675720299
Those bishops do like kids assholes.
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>>675720299
Catholicism is Christianity's shining star holding up the across against a field of heretics. So think twice before you speak that nonsense sir.
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>>675720430
See
>>675719776
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>>675720430
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>>675719958
If only you could have known. But you couldn’t, you didn’t. I will shit all over
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Asatuism
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>>675720430
The religion of manchildren
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>>675720430
Independent Satanism >>> LaVeyan Satanism.
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>>675720299
you better prepare for the maggot.
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>>675712858
It takes a lot to make a stew
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im my own god of this world
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>>675717788
You wear magical underpants
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>>675720714
see
>>675720430
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>>675720495
It holds up the religion by being the ass upon which Christianity sits.
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Bad
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>>675720709
a touch of love and laughter too
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>>675720709
I graduated my class, and I’ve been involved
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Thelemite
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>>675720299
>>675720088
nah, being a Catholic is like being the advanced form of Christianity. We're top dog of all Christian sects. The Methodists look at us with envy. The Baptists look at us with rage. The Lutherans curse their ancestors for leaving. The Anglicans would eat their own shit just to look at us. The Presbyterians are cool tho.
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Zoroastrian
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>>675716447
SAme
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>>675720948
Fire pretty
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>>675714574
>>>675713833
>"I'm smart enough to doubt the existence of a god but i'm not smart enough to bring any arguments if I'm in a discussion with a religious person"

Copied and pasted to notepad
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>>675720910
>being an idol worshipper in the current year
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>>675720910
A wonderful description.
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>>675712689
Thelema
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>>675720838
Abstract kek
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I used to be a Presbyterian but then I converted to Scientology.
inb4 scientology is whack yo. or whatever you plEEbs (how its pronounced morons) come up with.
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i don't have a religion

and i don't care what yours is as long as you chill af
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>>675721262
>listening to the heretics about Catholicism without even talking to a Catholic about it.
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>>675712689
euphoria
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>>675720910
and Orthodoxy is very happy for kicking you out
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>>675721425
Scientologists aren't allowed on 4chan tho.
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>>675720836
https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8
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I'm a devout Jashinist.
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Presbyterianism
Everything else is fucking heresy.
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Tayism, she died for us all
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Juggalo since '06
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Itheist

I am an avatar of the creator, he pulls the strings, I am the universe
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>>675721816

see
>>675720910
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>>675712689
I'm not sure what I'd call myself. I believe in God, but don't participate in organized religion. What does that make me?

>inb4 faggot
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>>675721776
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>>675720609
>TFW I'll never die in battle
>TFW I'll never be carried to Valhalla by the Valkyries
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>>675721486
Orthodoxy is where its at anyways. Your pope litterally kisses niggers feet. Shame.
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>>675712689
Patriarchal Rape Culture, I'm reformed but I make sure to get the word out on weekends.
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>>675721941
I fucking love being a juggalo tbh
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Religion is cancer
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>>675722004
Nah, you're just a landwhale.
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>>675721776
What the fuck is that.
>it's pretty obscure.
>you've probably never heard of it before.
>other religions are too fucking mainstream.
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>>675712689
I don't have one
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I AM A SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR

DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF MAN
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Pastafarian
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>>675721272
>Crowley
Mah nigga
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>>675722193
A penis??? Poor guy
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>>675718410
Best religion
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>>675722222
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Satanism
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>>675722222
Damn nigga, them quints loud as fuck nigga
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>>675718457
I consider atheism a religion because atheists tend to worship themselves or mankind in general
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>>675722222
HOLY SHIT
HE'S REEEEEEEAAAALLLLLLL
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>>675721037
blessed be
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>>675722388
not really, mostly pizza
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>>675722128

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jashin

It was bait. I was baiting.
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>>675722014
I was to much of a dumbass to scroll down a bit before posting
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Asatru
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>>675722004
you are the universe according to physics, there's no evidence of a creator, and if so he wouldn't control much seeing what humans are
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>>675722298
At least i have balls
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>>675722123
In your experience of reality, it is entirely possible that my avatar appears to your perception as a walking, talking beluga appears in mine, a keen observation
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>>675722362
Satanists are just Christians but even deeper into the shit. They're the edgy kids in middle school that say they liked voldemort.
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>>675722698
Kek, good fr you m80
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>>675722222
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>>675722556
I always took it as Kishi putting a spin of Jingoism
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>>675712689
The Prime Directive
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>>675714574
this.
>tfw /b/ talking about ultimate reality
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>>675722556
There are too many fucking stupid religions. You're still a faggot for liking naruto.
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Dontgiveafuckism
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>>675722558
Hailsa
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>>675722772
You watch to many movies....
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>>675722636
You're suggesting 'physics' exists before a more fundamental structure that would allow 'physics' to exist, when it's only a conventional description of perception.
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Tengrism
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>>675723076

>a faggot for liking naruto

Oooh, scathing.

Your opinion literally means less to me than dog feces.
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>>675719618
that's why there are gnostic and agnostic

the only real logical one is agnostic atheist
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>>675712689
Jamali

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvTBsnvoh4
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Judyism
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>>675723163
I'm converting
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http://dudeism.com
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>>675722222
>tfw the Holy God Emperor of Man blesses you with quints through the light of his Truth

This is now an Emprah thread.
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Child of Atom
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>>675712689
Palo Mayombe
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>>675722033
Everyone is secretly an Itheist >>675722004 But doesn't know it yet
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>>675723223
Your religion is based off of what is essentially the antagonist of another religion. Edge off the charts, dumbfuck.
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I believe in Haruhissm
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GIVE MY REGARDS TO KING TUT ASSHOLE!
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>>675723295
Then write it in dog shit. It'll really hurt my feelings I promise.
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>>675717984
Do you deny the existence of any higher being?
If so, you are an atheist, congratz
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>>675722362
Same, not Le Vayan shit though.
>I fuck babies and drink horse blood
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Do people still believe in an afterlife? Why? Did someone close to you die, and are you afraid?
It's the current year, guys.
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My religion is atheism
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>>675718908
Does being a modern day samurai include shitposting on 4chan? Fuck me anon samurais are cool
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>>675717093
It's more like a phylosophy iirc
It's cool, I have read about it and I actually follow some of the statements said by Buddah my dude
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Zen because of its sillyness
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Mushroomology

It teaches me to lead a morel life and to be a fun guy.
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>>675722222
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND DEATH TO HERETICS AND XENOS
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>>675723361
Converting. >>675726088
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>>675724281
implying all satanist follow the same book to the letter is like saying all christians are the same, some of those fucks shakes snakes, and some of the other fucks kill goats
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>>675724281
Told so hard, he's your bitch now.
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>>675726625
see
>>675726592
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>>675726740
Easy there fellow comrade. I was agreeing with you.
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Well, I'm with the norse gods. In Odin I believe.
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