>tfw everyone online thinks your an edgy teen or a pixie tumblrina
Come see the alter where I practise my faith.
I hail Eris with a fury only Bob Dobbs can match.
I AM A VIGILANT OF STENDARR
We hunt Bronies and any other abominations that prey on mortals. Feminists. Hipsters. Social Justice Warriors. But the Bronies are the worst. Their callous disregard for our lives is abhorrent in the eyes of the God of Mercy
its okay brah hope you did something good fr the equinox. just past.
I am a follower of Mr.Clean, may peace be with you all.
You're retarded. Plain and simple. You're just retarded for believing that.
That's me. If you truly pride yourself on rationality then you should be able to base your disbelief more on probability than certainty, because even if you think god(s) don't exist then there should be a margin for error.
mfw someone is this full of shit.
I graduated my class, and I’ve been involved, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas. You think you can get away with the Internet? you better prepare for the maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and that’s just with my bare hands. If only you could have known. But you couldn’t, you didn’t. I will shit all over and drown
Oh boy, if I wasn't so Catholic I'd really knock your block-off buddy you have no idea how bad I'd whoop ya, but I'm a tad too devout to be wrathful towards a heretic such as yourself! just watch your back friend.
Catholicism is Christianity's shining star holding up the across against a field of heretics. So think twice before you speak that nonsense sir.
nah, being a Catholic is like being the advanced form of Christianity. We're top dog of all Christian sects. The Methodists look at us with envy. The Baptists look at us with rage. The Lutherans curse their ancestors for leaving. The Anglicans would eat their own shit just to look at us. The Presbyterians are cool tho.
>"I'm smart enough to doubt the existence of a god but i'm not smart enough to bring any arguments if I'm in a discussion with a religious person"
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>TFW I'll never die in battle
>TFW I'll never be carried to Valhalla by the Valkyries
I AM A SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF MAN
>tfw the Holy God Emperor of Man blesses you with quints through the light of his Truth
This is now an Emprah thread.
Same, not Le Vayan shit though.
>I fuck babies and drink horse blood
It teaches me to lead a morel life and to be a fun guy.
Easy there fellow comrade. I was agreeing with you.