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69 decides what I write on my suicide note

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69 decides what I write on my suicide note
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Jared Fogle dindu nuffin
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I raped little bois with my big dick.
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If real life were CS:GO, this would be the first time a glock ever killed anyone
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Boogie-Woogie Feng-Shui
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No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt.
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Why did you do it ted
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OP was a fag.
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Ayyyy lmao
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>>675712994
learn to aim not to spray fag
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>>675712585
Brb
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>>675712994
Glocks are for self-defense, not killing, moron. Getting a person incapacitated
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Daddy made me cum one time. Ok goodnight.
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>>675712585
My asshole was too lose
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I eat dick like i eat bullets
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gg
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No m8 don't do suicide just surf dank memes
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>>675712585
i did it for keks
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I loved
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Nobody touch my shit after I'm gone.
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>>675712585
I wasn't bold to live, but brave to die.
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>>675712585
Just another shitpost.
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>>675712585
I'm a pussy who can't deal with my problems and want to take the easy way out instead of fighting everyday and growing as a person.

-Love OP
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>>675713666
Satan speaks
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>>675713666
Thanks, Satan.
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Be good
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>>675713666
Satanic trips overrides 69 get

OP livestream it
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>>675712585
The poem Annabelle Lee written by Edgar Allen Poe
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poop

hehehehehehehhehe
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Jaboody dubs
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Do it bitch!
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peperoni and chease
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Listen to the almighty trips>>675713666
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>>675712585
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>675712585
write fuck da gays
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Just do it
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Easy, allahu akbar.
Also, don't be a faggot, stream it so at least some bit of people can enjoy it.
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Tell my family that I loved them. All except for my cunt of a mom.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>675713216
Eyy Hunter S. Thompson
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Write that.
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I need a shit
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As I write this, I wonder if it could have ended any other way, if [insert female name] could have loved me. It doesn't matter now, no tears, just dreams.
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>>675713937
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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Someone online told me to do it, so I decided, eh, fuck it.
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"Glocks suck cocks"
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>>675713576
roll
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dinduit
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I lived miserable life
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I have found proof that 9/11 was an inside job, if your reading this the government must have already have gotten to me. They likely have made my death look like a suicide, but don't be fooled, if you want more information find the suitcase I have buried in the back yard
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I found Jimmy Hoffa
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jet fuel cant melt steel beams
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That's all folks
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>>675714168
so close.
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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Wondering what will death taste like. Bury me with 20 bucks if it was delicious.
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>>675712585
I did this because of Burger King
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Navy seal copy pasta. You know which one
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I've stashed my money in a safe hidde-
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I have found proof that 9/11 was an inside job, if your reading this the government must have already have gotten to me. They likely have made my death look like a suicide, but don't be fooled, if you want more information find the suitcase I have buried in the back yard
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I did it for the lols
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You're dead to me
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>>675714234
yes it can
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Allahu akbar
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The Jews did 911
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The gun made me do it.
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>>675714352
Rolling for this one
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>>675714352
THIS THIS THIS
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Shave Balls
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>>675714088
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Jude.
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Mom cheated on you dad she has a lover btw tell my bf I love his big black dick
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I never liked apples.
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I did it because Donald Trump wouldn't give me a small loan of $1,000,000
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>>675713780
Rolling again
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I killed myself because I went forward in time and saw trump was president.
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People don't kill people. Guns Kill people.
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allahu akbar
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Donald Trump for President!
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We need stricter gun rules
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I'm a faggot. I am gay for my own father.
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>>675713780
Rolling for this
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jews did 9/11
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I was too much of a faggot.
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Jared fogel touched me
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I have buried my money in the backyard. ayy lmao
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I was gay because of what you did to me Dad. That made me gay. Fuck you Dad, I still remember the taste of your cum.
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>>675714537
reroll
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>>675714494
Reroll
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It's just a prank bro
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Trump and Hillary are both terrible choices so I offed myself. Figured it was better than either one of them.
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obama killed me
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I did it because kanye west is 300% more influential than anyone in the next thousand years
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>>675712585
lol hi guys xd lmao epic pepe memes 4 lyfe broskii
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>>675713780
This
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>>675712585
I'll die for Trump!
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>>675714693
Roll
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>>675714537
rerollington
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The worlds on fire and I can't live sifting through ashes
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hitler was right
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>>675714715
Kek roll
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I have $2,376,198.53 in an account that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. The full account information is as follows:

(tear off the rest of the page)
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This life was 2hard4me
Good bye m8s my life was an 8/8
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jews did it
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My last request before leaving this world for good and feeding the thousand of worms that infest this very earth, is to be buried in a gold adorned coffin engraved with diamons.
Only that way will I gain peace in heaven.
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>>675714764
reroll satan is my lord
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make sure Donald Trump wins
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you used to call me on my cell phone
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I am a pedophile. It is better this way.
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>>675714715
roll
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>>675713780
Roll
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>>675714693
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Off to browse dank memes in heaven
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>>675712585

Lol only 9mm.
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im killing myself because of you, you know exactly who you are.
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>>675714842
This except write fuck niggers on the part of the page that you tear off, and then eat it so when they do they autopsy they find that
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>>675714854
roll
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>>675712585
to everyone i know , if i never met you, i would probably be better off. please go away
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The body is in the yard
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IT BEGINS.
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Donald Trump murdered me
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>>675712585
i am a faggot
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I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;

(tear off the rest of the page)
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Select all images with trees
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ever since i left the city youuuu
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>>675714979
roll
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i got 69 by an old man
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I'm sorry I raped you.
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>>675714968
roll ( so close )
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>>675714715
roll again
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fuk u dolan
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>>675713780
This!!
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none of this matters.. Never did, never will
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>>675714968

68, ah shit.

Well I guess this is a sign for me to tell you not to off yourself OP.

How about you buy some good weed and go on vacation instead?
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Mom should have never touched me
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call me on my cellphone
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>>675713666
HAIL SATAN
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>>675714715
still rollin
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>>675712585
I saw that photo before
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Fuck 69
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i ded
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What the hell is a /b/?
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4chan made me do it
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>>675713780
Rolling for this please 69
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>>675714968
not all glocks are 9mm you dipshit
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>>675715222
Shut the fuck up you fucking ape
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I like coldplay
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>>675715222
Winrar?
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>>675715099
roll again
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wasnt this same pic posted like 2 days ago?
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>>675715068
Off by one...
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Hey OP, give all your money to this paypal:
[email protected]
I am starving here, do something good before you go.
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Oxyclean couldn't clean up my act
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>>675712585
>>675712585
360 noscope
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It's just a prank!
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>>675715405
reroll
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me suicide
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>>675713780
Roll
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I'm was a Metallica fangay
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>>675712585
I wish my friends to know that I am leaving their company in a peaceful frame of mind, with some timid hopes for a de-personalised after-life beyond due confines of space, time and matter and beyond the limits of our comprehension. This ‘oceanic feeling’ has often sustained me at difficult moments, and does so now, while I am writing this.
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You can't stump the trump
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So long and thanks for all the dicks
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If u really decided to go make it huuuge! Make sure it hits the news. Anything less than that WHATS THE POINT? U r immortal atm. U die anyway so whats the point of just popping ur head for nothing. No one is going to remember u if u go like that. Do something u never could do or didnt have the balls to do or was out of ur moral standars. Do something what makes u go with a HUUUGE bang. If u really r going to go u r immortal and nothing can stop ya u have nothing keeping you.
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No balls!
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>>675715469
WINRAR
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>>675715389

BILLY MAYS HERE
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>>675715469
winrar
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>>675715469
winrar
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I was involved with ISIS. I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;

(tear off the rest of the page)
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What the fuck did you expect?
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I did it for the Lulz and the Keks
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>>675715469
Winrar
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I kept this secret to my grave, but I can't keep it any longer. I saw something in the woods 5 years ago. Something unnatural.

I think it followed me back. I've been waiting quietly. Sometimes I hear it scratching at the door.

God help me.
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>>675715469
winrar
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I just want a cookie
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faggot
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>>675715380
Prove you're starving and I'll paypal you 500$
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>test
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>>675712585
My gender couldn't make up its mind
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timestamp the gun you nigger
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Never found my iPod.
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>>675715524
SHIIIIT BOI HE GUN DO IT
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>>675715555
DAAAAMN QUAADSSS CHECKUM
*smacks lips*
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I personally don't think Jennifer Lawrence is a very good actress
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WINRAR?
>>675715469
>>675715469
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>>675715469
chicken dinner
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>>675715469
Winrar

You better do it too OP
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Fire to pc
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>>675712585
I jerk off with thumbtacks and it hurts
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>>675715469
Winrar
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>>675715469
whienner
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"reroll" could be a very existential suicide note
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>>675715469
>>675715469
>>675715469
>>675715469
WINRAR
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>>675715555
FUCK MAN WASTE A GOOD QUAD WHY DON'T CHA
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>>675715555
QUAAAAAAAAAAAADS
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Just dont do it
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>>675712585
DON'T !!!!
smoke weed plz and go sleep or eat some fatty food you will be happy after .
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See ya later nerds
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I was involved with ISIS. I have $2,376,198.53 buried in the backgarden that I kept secret until now. Whoever finds this note is free to have it all. Map below;

(tear off the rest of the page).
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Mom u were a bitch
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>>675715555
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>>675715723
Deep...
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>>675715592
I make instant soup every other day.
I live in a car.
My job is to work at warehouses whenever there is an opening there.
I am writing this from McDonals.
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I did it for the nookie
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>>675715723
Feels
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>>675715469
LOL winrar!
>>675715511
BUT DO IT LIKE THIS!
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i got my grandmommas hands
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>>675715734
I guess I shoulda said check em
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i fuck the dead
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>>675712585
black lives matter
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I always liked dicks better than pussys. Anal fucking 4 lyfe
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Ravioli, Ravioli Give me the formuoli
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>>675715469
WINRAR
BUT DO THIS ALSO
>>675715511
DO IT! NO BASEMENT ALONE SHIT NO MORE!
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Eggs
Milk
Dragon dildo.
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