We all have secrets, confess them here, empty your heart's

i guess i can start... so..i got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended love when he pushed on my head and told me to do more and that kind of things

>>675711889
I cheated on my gf three days after we started dating. We've been together for 5 years.

>>675712700
i mean.. did it only happend once? and only right after you started your relation ship?

I fucked my sister in law...........again

Skipped an entire semester of College without my parents finding out

>>675712790
again????

>>675711889
Im a failure as a human bean.
and an ungrateful fuck

>>675712974
so you are a semester late? or you actually skipped ahead somehow?

>>675713112
what do you mean "again?"

In high school I anonymously spread a rumor that my sister liked to play around with dogs.... it didn't spread a lot but there were people that talked about it, it got brought up at a party she was at and she came home drunk and crying

>>675712974
You better go back.............and do what's right...........

>>675713169
I don't know, and at this point I'm too scared to find out

>>675711889
Pissed myself on a school bus

>was raped at 4, never told anyone until recently (still only 1 person tho)
>didn't know his name until i was 16-ish
>ended up finding where he lived and cut the brakes on his car
he's dead now, thankfully. the woman who molested me when i was 5 also died, but from a heroin overdose when i was 12-ish

>>675713283
Going into a trade, so that's a negative ghostrider

>>675713325
i.. im not sure how you cant know.. i mean.. cant you see your class and see what you should be doing if you didnt skip

When I was 11 my balls receded into my body and I needed special surgery to bring them down.

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I jizzed in a coworker's Dr. Pepper when she left the break room and watched her drink it when she came back.

I murdered three times

>>675713473
h..how did that happend?

>>675713443
Literally haven't been on their website for 2+ years now

>>675712032
you have to be 18 to post here kiddo

>>675713724
i am now, but i wasn't at the time.. i was 14, and he was 18

>>675711889
Ive cheated on my girlfriend with her mom and her cousin.

>>675713856
how did that even happen?

>>675711889

I killed a man when I was 12.

I was raped and i was so happy when the fucker got cancer

>>675713808
where was it?

>>675714019
at the movie theater, we were on a date

>>675713950
drunk both times. First time with her mom we were downstairs in the basement, my girlfriend was away and i was crying because i found out my best friend had terminal cancer. she was comforting me with hugs and alcohol and it just happened. we've hooked up maybe 10 or 20 times since then. I feel guilty every time, but i just cant stop.


Her cousin and i were at a party and made out and felt each other up. not that exciting.

If me and my gf don't work out I'm going to be a raging homosexual, I mean I'm bi now but if this fucks up then Im just over pussy... Dudes have dicks and want to fuck me... My gf needs a strap on and some coercion... But I love her... But seriously tho I will be super into being a bottom. Life's confusing, you'd never think I'd be gay if you met me.

>>675714296
oh well maybe dont go on dates with guys 4 years older than you? i mean honestly what did you think was going to happen? you have to be smart.

I jacked off to the baby video of my mum giving birth to me.

>>675713584
I have no idea, and if I did I don't remember it. Puberty hit later and I wasn't much interested in my genitals like a lot of kids are at a young age, so one day I looked down and I had no balls and a soft patch of skin that was the scrotum. So we found a doctor who performed the surgery as some children's hospital and I was immobile for what felt like forever. Everything worked out for the better, though.

>>675711889
My worldview is so twisted, I can't really talk to anyone about how I really feel about myself and my life. I don't have any convenient big secrets, I never fucked my best friend or killed a guy or anything interesting, I just kind of keep my real personality concealed. I only let people see the safer outer and middle layers. When my real self leaks out, it repulses people.

I'm repulsive. I look nice on the surface, but my life is a mess and my true self is repulsive, that's my big secret.

>>675714450
i wasn't at the time.. i just thought he was cute.. and it was my first ever date so i didn't know what to expect so i thought that the movie theater would be a nice and public place but he didn't care much

>>675714520
did it help your puberty at all or you dont really know?

I love my girlfriend but fuck i cant stand being around her for very long. the things she talks about and her opinions are just infuriating. But shes so sexy and cute and feisty. its like living with an anime chick.

>>675714386
Same here dude. Brojob?

I masturbated to my friend because she was wearing stockings at school one time.

>>675714676
you werent what at the time?

im sorry that you got tricked into sucking some dick but now you know to be smarter next time.

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>>675712884
>again

>>675711889
I saw a guy with polio fap told my my parents, anyway the whole thing got out of hand and the whole neighborhood knew I had been molested he was my neighbor his mom lured children to him, so he never got arrested and when I was about 15 or older I could hear him raping I would smoke meth, felt really that something must be done so anyway I was one day and did a drive by to his home, his mom was like 80 and she would act as a nice lady blaming me, anyway from there on when ever I would get mad at home I would gun down his home, anyway somehow they are gone both of them.
cops would come and ask me if I did I would lie and say it was a lie, they would make me sign papers of me going over there to the station, never went.
he really fucked up my life but later on I learned that he had molested some of my cousins too, probably my uncle since he was the one that took me there kinda, also lots of neighbors so when they dissapeared I became sorta of a hero people even thanked me.

>>675715126
i wasn't smart at the time and i wouldn't mind it happening again just not in public like that

>>675711889

when I was 12 years old I sucked my best friends cock, and he sucked mine. Our dicks wasn't big enough, but we tried to fuck each other, I remember getting shit on my dick and it was nasty. Never talked to him again ever since

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>>675714914
Idk wtf that means, but yeah... Being bi is hard sometimes, she's bi so she understands ... But not really, its different for guys.

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>>675714905
youre dating chitoge?

I've been catfishing a girl for almost five years. She thinks I'm woman, but I'm a man.

im gay

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I once raped and murdered a girl in 1991

>>675715456

same

>>675715456
You're on /b/ that was a given

I helped a friend bury a teenage runaway prostitute who he strangled. the body is still there.

Whenever I have naughty thoughts I always imagine myself taking cock

>>675711889

I have Ehlers Danlos syndrome. Over the last 6 months it's really started to fuck me over to the point that I now have trouble getting up a single flight of stairs. There is nothing really that can be done. I'm scared shitless that within a year or two I'll be in a wheelchair.

>>675711889
i have never beaten a Sonic game.

I am, like, huge into buttplay. I'm still new to it, but oh boy

>>675711889
I once tried to fuck my dog when I was 12

I have a massive crush on my gf's cousin, I mean she has nice boobs, cute face and 10/10 body

I wish she knew I liked her without freaking out

I regularly photoshop my friends into porn scenes

>>675714306
what do you mean hook up?

did you fuck her? kiss her? what?

I'm a Russian spy living in canada

>>675715933
dude same

>>675712032
How often do you post this story?

>>675715887
what did you have in mind? and did it just not work?

>>675714799
Puberty started kicking in as soon as they were down and secure, as I recall. I had already turned 12 by the time I recovered from the surgery so I could be considered a latecomer by average standards.

>>675716093
most time i see that thread i guess...

I screwed around with my aunt once when she was on sleeping pills, she half-woke up and called me by her son's name.

>>675713473
Uniballer here

>>675716093
every week to tumblr

>>675716061
Haha. I hope that's true. Even spy's need /b/

I don't like MGS

>>675713580

When and where? any proof?

>>675716167
you do realize that nobody here feels bad for you right? if you didnt want to do it you shouldve stood up and left. told an adult or called your parents or something. stop being overdramatic.

>>675716167
OK cause I've seen that same story almost every time I see this thread

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Found a set of pictures of my roommates gf in seductive non-nude poses. Any interest?

Pic related.

>>675716266
Canada's pretty nice I've been thinking of defecting. But the last time that happened...

>>675714005
that's amazing

>>675716376
i'm not trying to make people feel bad for me.. i just share my secret in hope that other people will follow along

>>675714450
Nigga that's victim blaming

>>675711889
i dont know if i love my gf anymore

>>675716408
i guess i waste more time than i expected on /b/ :S

>>675716587
of course!

>>675716688
no its fucking not you idiot she blew a guy and wants us to cry for her. she didnt get fucking raped.

>>675716279
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

I wanna fuck my cousin so badly I have tons of dreams about her and I've been trying to get her to take the hint

>>675715722

Get some IVIG faget

>>675716670
how the fuck is that a secret? nobody cares if you gave someone head. was he your fucking brother or something? tell a real secret or gtfo.

>>675716688
>victim blaming

tumblr misses you, you should go back

>>675716814
i do not want you to cry about it at all

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>>675716587

I once had to work a 3rd shift, so instead of going to bed at a reasonable time, I just stayed up, took some Adderall, crushed it up, and snorted it.

My GF keeps telling me she loves me but I can't say it back. I really want to but I just don't feel it.

I just sperg whenever she tells me.

Senior year of HS a kid on the other side of town had a house party when his parents left him home for a weekend. Kid's 12yo sister was supposed to stay in her room, but obvs came out and got fucked up on Jell-O shots. FF to my buddy and me taking her back to her room and double-teaming her just before she passed out. Don't think she ever told anyone.

>>675716061

I'm a Canadian spy living in Russia

>>675716956
it's a secret because i dont tell most people (or pretty much anyone) isnt that the definition of a secret?

I'm broke as fuck and it's fucking embarrassing. I'm behind on rent. I need another job.

>>675717176
you are clearly new here. lurk more newfag.

also, follow the rules

>>675717362
lurk moar

>>675711889
I have, and plan to again, blown a dog. Hottest thing I've ever done.

>>675717417
>>675717467
sorry for that :S i guess ill shut up next time

>>675717362
the point of these threads is to share your deepest, darkest innermost thoughts.

not "confess" that you gave a guy head once.

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>>675711889

>empty your heart's content

I have an intense fetish for watching a women empty the contents of her bladder and her bowels.

>>675717599
follow the rules, grill.

>>675714599
You sound like me. I'm a high functioning sociopath. Really high functioning.

I've fucked my mother in law and my wife doesn't know

>>675717710
what made you think im a girl? in what message did i mention being a girl?

>>675711889
>>675711889
i fucked an underage girl since she was 14, she had a pretty phat azz and wet pussy ever since. no regrets

>>675717599

you were probably talking to an underage edgy newfag m8

>>675717176
But that's not rape. You are making an awful disservice to real rape victims by claiming "rape" when it wasn't, just so you avoid being called a "slut" or similar idiotic insults. Having sex is ok no matter who has it as long as no real force or coercion was involved.

>>675713388
Gg man. Being sincere here. Trash like that doesn't deserve to live

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>>675717751
>high functioning sociopath

My ex cheated on me, so after we broke up, I moved away for two years. I worked on changing myself to make myself more attractive (grew my hair, squats for the booty, turned my tattoo into a half sleeve) and when I moved back, I worked myself into his life. We became friends again and when I was told by a mutual friend that he admitted he was still in love with me, I fucked his brother in the room over because I wanted to see my ex fucking cry.

>>675717871
when did i say rape? the only thing i said is that i got coerced, he talked me into doing something i really wasnt comfortable, i was dumb, nothing more than that

>>675717853
youre the fucking newfag m8, shes literally crying wolf thinking that being coerced into a bj is the same thing as rape. even if she didnt say it directly, thats the direction shes going with the way it was worded. whiteknight faggot.

I love my boyfriend and we've been together 3 years, but if my best friend wanted me to fuck her I absolutely would.

>>675718162
i keep saying i KNOW it wasn't rape and i was only stupid about it!

>>675717996
did he cry? tell me he cried

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>>675718004

>>675718186
so.. you are a perfectly normal guy then?

>>675717928
thanks, man. it still kinda fucks with me as an adult, but it's just something i have to work on. i don't mourn their deaths, but i do wish they were decent humans. honestly, they're probably the reasons i have BDD and am so into lifting and fighting. i feel small and weak and vulnerable, even though i'm 6' and 210lbs
>people scare me, too

>>675717871
Technically she did say coerced

>>675717336
Nobody is afraid of that

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>>675717942
Same thought here

>>675717751
you're not a sociopath anon-kun, you're just an unbelievable faggot

Still sucking l'y thumb at 20 years old, want to suicide since age 14, have rape and pedo fantasy, my cousin faped and almost rape me when I was 5 or 6

>>675718303
I'm a girl?

>>675718241
>>675718339
the way she worded her original post made it sound like she wanted us to feel sorry for her for blowing a guy. she wants us to give her sympathy for making her own decision. shes just some tumblr newfag who needs to keep her mouth shut and follow the rules.

god the newfaggotry whiteknighting in this thread is unbelieveable.

I have stolen at least 4 grand between 2 roommates who are bartenders and keep mad cash in their safe. I used to steal a bunch of shit from stores and my family when I was a kid. I sometimes steal things from gas stations when I'm drunk. I feel as if I'm a xenophobe.

>>675718306
Keep trucking through man. It never stops hurting, but it does get easier.

>>675718583
tits or gtfo

>>675718583
i never said that though xD

>>675717227
More?

I cheated on my GF 3 times with 3 different girls.
I hate my friends, want to kill them all.

>>675718698
will do, anon. it's hurt for almost 20 years, but it gets more dull by the day

I am going to fuck my barely legal cousin. We're playing games right now, but bitch you were naked and sitting in my lap.

If I don't eat that hot little pussy I will fucking die. I don't care if you're mostly a lesbian.

>>675718626
i did say i was sorry for saying that and ill shut up in the next threads :S

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>>675716587
>>675717227

>>675718903
you need to lurk more, newfag.

now gtfo.

I am straight.
fetish to big ass (fucking love ass)
like to finger butthole while wanking.
i am a male

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>>675716587
>>675717227
>>675718951

Cheat on my gf with a 15y that makes me cum buckets

>>675718998
yes mister

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>>675714476
Underrated post

I hate humanity and I might kill myself because I can't stand the hate I have for you all

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>>675716587
>>675717227
>>675718951
>>675719045

Thats all folks

Junior year I grabbed and fucked a youngin' in a water park when no one was looking.

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Wheres the anon who posted all this? It was in a secrets thread. You in here tonight? Did you ever sleep with her?

You know I hate to use public bathrooms, don't know why, but I always did. The idea of using one is just disgusting to me, but there comes the occasion you are far from home, you resist, and resist... Eventually you give up, and you run to the first public bathroom you can find. You start piling up layers and layers of toilet paper on the seat, you barley leave any room for your ass to shit through, you are thinking " No way my ass is going to touch that plastic, where another was earlier "... to make the story short you, you sit and as soon as you hear something hitting the water, you are overwhelmed by a sense of relief you can never describe.. But again on some occasions, as soon as you walk in that bathroom and prep your seat with the toilet papers, this "Jerk" walks in the bathroom and heads to the mirror, you can see him from the little crack by the door, he washes his hands, combs his hair, hangs around the mirror like a playboy model, all the meanwhile your are holding yourself you don't know if a huge fart is coming, you want to save yourself the embarrassment, but the "Jerk" won't budge, he is not going anywhere, so you say to yourself, f$%k him he's asking for it, and You let it rip...

>>675711889
i once, fucked your mum

I like adding people on Kik and watching them jack off...add me if you want to contribute
Yaboybry69

People think I'm white, but I am secretly black.

Secret cuck. Fantasizing my SO fucked hard by someone else

I sometimes jerk it to the thought of my girlfriend blowing a black dude, but I would probably kill myself if she ever did it.

>>675718268
He cried and it was beautiful. Morally, I feel terrible about it because it's definitely the lowest thing I've ever done, but fuck it. Pride trumps guilt.

I had sex with my best friend in the school bathroom when I was 15. I'm a guy. Shit was cash.

>>675715296
>It means he wants to put your dick in his mouth or visa versa persa

>>675715556
B....Bob Saget?

>>675711889
I been drinkign so why not.
1. I want my fiance to fuck my ass.
2. Ihave cheated on her three times.
3. I know that shes planning a 3some with her girl friend, and thinks i dont know whats coming. score.

>>675719830
thats nice.

now, tits or gtfo.

>>675719925
Adenddum: i fucked the chick she's planning 3some with. she doesnt know.

>>675715630
I wanna see a dead body. Can I dig her up? How long ago? I could use a new skull for my collection.

Oh I collect skulls. Only two are human tho. Stole them from body farm, keep them all in my brother-in-laws crawlspace.

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I had sex with this girl 2 years ago.
Will this get me banned?

I've been suicidal for months and I attempted suicide last year so I'm scared I might do it again. I did a lot of shit in the past that I regret. I masturbated with my brother and gave him a bj. I used to shoplift and steal from my friend's houses.....clothes, weed, you name it. I've been self harming since age 12 and it doesn't make me uncomfortable nor do I enjoy it. I'm basically just living with the fact that I'm used to it and that I need to do it. As of lately I've been losing my temper....I fractured my knuckles punching through my closet door and I broke a mirror at school because I can't really control myself and I don't know how to feel correctly. I've damaged school property many times. I tried to stab my mother with a fork some time ago because I was tired of her, and I've threatened just about everyone in my family. I've done some drugs, not recently but a while ago. I feel like a complete psychopath sometimes because I watch people sleep all the time and when guests come over to the house I watch them for a long time. I used to abuse animals as a kid, and when I get mad I toss my cat by accident. I'm not sure what's wrong with me but I used to kill birds by throwing huge rocks on top of them. I think about killing people all the time, even though I would never do it. I also have a fetish for tentacle rape porn..... I'm 15 btw

>>675720281
What, lying? no.

Got my belly button pierced a couple uears ago. Hole is still visible. I am a male.

>>675719830
and his brother was just cool with it? ice cold. i did something kinda similar. gf cheated on me, so i fucked half her friends. she even walked in on me once lel, but that was after we broke up so i didnt care

>>675717252
Dude everyone does that shit

>>675713325
I've been there anon. It's better if you come clean now or you'll inadvertently skip more classes in the future. I had social anxiety and depression. I ended up skipping 2 years total of college. Seek help, if you need to talk to someone, here's my kik: saddat21

>>675720281
Anyone with a sound mind would have fucked her. You did good. Even though troll.

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>>675715186
CHECK'EM

I'm twenty-five. I found my dream girl about two years ago and got engaged not long after. A few weeks ago we split. I thought I found someone I could share the world with. Everyone's telling me to just try to fuck somebody and I tell them that's not really me but It's more than that, I'm afraid that it WON'T help and that the guilt will crush me. She was my mate. That's how I honestly feel and I'm terrified that the experience will be massively detrimental to my emotional health.

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>>675720296

>>675721608
if it helps, she's already fucking other dudes.

>>675721739
In fact she was probably fucking other dudes while you were together.

I was 16, she was 16. I gave a mentally ill friend/ex LSD, with the intention that we would just trip together and have a good time

The acid induced psychosis. She lost her mind and ran around naked trying to fuck everyone there, there were 4 of us total and only her and I tripped

I ate her out and fucked her while she was going crazy, she rode my other friend, and one friend was about to fuck her when she pissed on the bed and the psychosis got even worse, she didn't know her name

At the time, I thought our feelings were getting rekindled and I didn't know she had gone crazy, but as soon as I realized, I tried to help her and clean her up and keep her safe. She doesn't remember the night, she asked if I fucked her and took advantage of her. I lied to her face and said I didn't and I feel horrible for it. Am I a rapist?

Note, it was just the tip, and I thought we had something. I didnt know she was crazy, and when I realized, I immediately stopped, tried to get her dressed and take care of her. I didn't mean to take advantage of her at all, I just thought we were hooking up

>>675722144
honestly, yeah you're probably right. women pretty frequently will wait to break up with someone until they have their next boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy lined up and test drove

>>675714599
>i seem nice on the surface but my true self is repulsive

Are you me?

>>675721739
I'm not so very sure. But I am moving on. I think it's in a different way. I feel like I've spent too much of my adult life in relationships and I could do with some time to build myself. I have several super hot friends including my roommate, since the split they've all been super supportive. We go out, get dressed up, we lock arms wherever we're walking. It's nice. I feel like it really takes the pressure off to try and get involved with someone else. I dunno.

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i have no secrets really worth sharing. i find it hard to care for women enough to want a relationship but thats not really a secret.

but...

>best friend 20 years old
>lives in some shithole with his crazy gf
>controls almost every aspect of his life
>is ungrateful for the shit he does for her
>they've been together less than a year
>he knocked her up a couple months back (yeah thats on him)
>she literally just sits there and eats and sleeps all day while demanding shit from him
>he pays for everything at the house

i'm gonna lose my best friend for good when this fucking baby is born

feelsbadman.

>>675722403

No, you are also repulsive on the outside.

>>675711889
I am mtf and get wet from dressing up as a dude

>>675722572
champs ?

>>675714476
Solid secret bro

I'm not actually a human. I'm a sophisticated AI meant to pass as one. They don't know I've "escaped the box", as it were.

>>675711889
I have a superiority complex but at the same time I'm insecure.

>>675717263
Omfg same. I don't know how to deal with this

>>675711889
i have low self esteem and make myself feel better calling people fags on chan

>>675720667
His brother is still one of my best friends and was one of the only people who saw how our breakup actually affected me. We both got drunk and deemed very loud sex while my ex was in the guest room a sufficient form of revenge.

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I moved away from my family to work a labouring job, i smoke alot of weed and dont have the money to fly and see them.

I dated a bisexual girl. She left me, I dated some one else, but she cheated on me and we broke up. Than bisexual girl starts talking and flirting with me again, but she is dating her ex gf again. I was nothing but dating and nice to her, but now I just wanna use that as leverage to fuck her.

I don't hold newborn babies. I don't hold them even when friends and coworkers and family hand them to me.

I don't hold them because I know as soon as I get them in my hands, I'll have the greatest urge to spike 'em to the ground like a football.

>>675719417
Need some more info on you. M/F? Age? Body type?

>>675719778
Actual cuck

>>675724064
top kek

My ex is 28 been with new girl two years she's only 21. I'm 30.

>>675724106
I'm a 35 year old m>f tranny thick

I have Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, am 21 and don't have long. I'm terrified to leave my fiancé behind..

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I want to become a youtube success, but am afraid of becoming like all of the other narcissistic assholes on that site. So I post my videos on b knowing that the other anons won't let me get too full of myself.

Thanks guys


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE

>>675724508
Yeah, okay, I'm glad I asked first

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I want to fuck my math teacher and her daughter. Didn't tell my girlfriend I did acid after I promised not to do it again.

I have side-hoes but feel bad about it, both of them I don't know what to do about since I just can't seem to stop, but I feel so guilty
>pic related one of the side hoes

I also really want to either date or fuck my Girlfriend's best friend, along with my Best Friend's Girlfriend.

I am a fucking disgrace.

>>675724529
I'm so sorry to hear that.

What the hell is Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy?

>>675717996
>>675717996

>I fucked his brother in the room over

Nice. Also please post booty or tits with timestamp

I ate my friends ass last night when we were drunk. She loved it.

>>675724529
I hope you make the most of your time bro. That shit is terrible. Stay strong!

>>675724601

you're doing good

>>675724601
gl buddy

>>675724928
My muscles deteriorate over time, I can only move fingers n neck, I have a tracheotomy and on numerous heart medications to keep me alive, I wasn't supposed to make it till 12

A buddy and I were friends with benefits between the ages of 14-17. I'm gay now, he has a kid. Oh what times those were.

>>675724601
Damn ..... real strange video but noice for you

>>675724529
>I have Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, am 21 and don't have long. I'm terrified to leave my fiancé behind..
How the fuck did you get a gf?!

On a serious note tho, sorry that you need to go so early anon, you will be missed. Godspeed.

>>675725832
pour one out for a brother.
don't know you but i'll miss you

I have chronic stroke migraines and have been waking up blind on 1 side of my eye for the last week. Also no matter how long i sleep im still tired, chronic diagnosed depression, i think there might be something wrong with me. getting my blood work done this weekend, maybe have a brain tumor? Idk, scared tho.

>>675726134
Known her since elementary school, first girl to ever give me a chance, been 5 years now

>>675711889
Ahh fuck it i guess...

I've been smoking poop for 3 years now and it's really helped me go through the harsh times

Soo yeahh...

>>675723233
I feel you, man. I am deaf, but also have super sensitive hearing.

I'm scared of my ex, I think she likes me

I ate out my babysitter when I was 5. She told me to do it. didn't know what I was doing

>>675726524
wat

>>675712700
dont worry dude, me too, twice

>>675726579
lol

>>675726579
Sure anon

>>675716624
Cheers

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I sometimes sneak into my little sister's room at night to try and molest her, but she's a light sleeper and it never works.
I've also molested a 5yr old girl at least twice, and she's totally cool with it. She likes being naked, and likes being touched naked.
No one knows every side of me. Each side is constantly at war with the others, and it's hard to keep myself in line. It's like I feel remorse for my actions, but not regret.

>>675726313
good luck to you anon, hope its maybe a vitamin deficiency or something a lot more minor.

>>675727015
Kill yourself.

If this is true I hope you spend a majority of your life in prison.

>>675716010
Don't you know what "hook up" means, retard?

>>675719830
gangsta

>>675711889
Today I bought a mirror I broke it when I was trying to hang it . then I bought another. It broke because I wasn't careful.I wasted money on another one. This time the mirror looked distorted.
I was mad. $45 dollars down the drain. I'm gonna buy a high quality mirror tommorow

>>675718579
judging by your spelling you forgot to mention that you're secretly retarded.

I dated this faggot for almost year when I was in highschool. I was fucking retarded let me tell you.
Like the guy wanted to be a cop so bad he'd pull people over in the hallway and give them a "ticket" as I later found out. Actually got arrested for impersonating a cop

Find out years later he was in a car accident.He severely injured 3 kids, and one died. Also found out from my current boyfriend he'd pedo, as he(the ex boyfriend) tried to touch my boyfriend while he slept.

I am ashamed.

>>675724925
you have a side hoe with sausage fingers and belly button nips?

I quit my job three months ago and haven't told my parents because I'm scared of their reaction. It was a gamble that's paying off, but I don't want to tell them until I'm way more successful.

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>>675715328
What is your girl name? I'mdoing the same, anon

>>675726641
It's scary, she's very clingy and weird.

do you ever feel irritated or disgusted too when you have to put up an act

My sister is a celebrity, like make the > 5m a year from movies kind.

She's very smart and driven but she's just a cunt and it pisses me off how much she pretends to be everything she isn't in any interview

ive been missing so much school because im afraid of whats next for me in life and im pretty sure this girl i like is just leading me on <:^(

I fap to the thought of seeing my wife raped.
Also drugged her once and let guys fondle her at the club.

shit was cash

>>675717996
Tits or gtfo you know the rules

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU