YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS
What will your first words on the red planet be?
In the name of Trump, I claim this land for the Imperium
We, therefore, the Representatives of the Martian Colonies, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the planet Earth, and that all political connection between them and the United Nations of Earth, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as a Free and Independent planet have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent planets may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
IN THE NAME OF THE FOURTH REICH! GUTTEN TAGGEN BLOOKEN BLUEGGER!
>then does awesome mars shit.
>start shit posting messages to NASA about what are they gonna do to stop me I'm on fuck mars.
>they all like, oh shit he got us.
I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene! Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom meansQ It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"! We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes, ALLAHU AKBAR
Thank you. This is all I've ever wanted. I couldn't ask for more
M'aiq has heard that the people of Mars are better looking than the ones in Earth. He has no opinion on the matter. All people are beautiful to him.
Hey, guys, this is the mars scene, right? alright, just making sue, dont tape it yet, wait until we're in position, just like the moon landing. Ready? Ok, show time. -HELLO FROM THE PLANET MARS
"I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside,
doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle!"
I'm going to smoke a fatty boombatty and eat 2 tubs of this
Who said i was going to land
>almost to mars
>gain evil smirk
>adjust someshit on the control panel
>instead of an organized landing, the rocket does a nosedive into the planet
>block out mission control yelling at you on how to fix
>Right before hitting the red surface, yell out two words
>Smash into planet
>Fuel tanks dont explode instantly, instead break off and hit the planet
>Explode theshit out of mars
>Go up to heaven and your 72 Dank memes