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What is /b/ Chan's honest opinion about The Force Awakens?

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What is /b/ Chan's honest opinion about The Force Awakens?
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It was great
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>>675690352
Pandering to feminists
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>>675691089
Hmm, I thought it added a nice twist cause Anakin was a "Mary Sue" throughout the Prequels when you really look back at it
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>>675690352
Acting was abysmal. Other than that, not bad.
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Prettier and darker version of Ep. 4.
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>>Harrison, Oscar, and Daisy were exceptional but Boyega did kinda rub me the wrong way :/
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Thoughts on Kylo Ren?
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>>675692111
I wish he wouldn't have taken the mask/helmet off.
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>>675692111
Wish they wouldn't have chosen a fucking kike to act his part
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>>675692480
Agreed! it took me out a bit to the point I laughed
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Like it a lot
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He deserves his own sub-thread :3
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>>675690352
Decent movie as just a sci-fi movie. Not a great Star Wars movie.
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>>675690352
absolutely shit
edgy rehash of ep 4 and ep4 was gay as fuck anyways
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Still haven't seen it, don't spoil anything.
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>>675690352
Thought it was good besides the whole sun sucking death star, that was just retarded
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>>675690352
taking advantage of nostalgia and geek culture

shitty movie based on episode 4

2/10 overall because good visuals at least
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>>675693226
HD rips are out. Go and grab it.
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>>675691791
for me it was that part where he asked rey if she had a boyfriend it just felt so out of place for some reason
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>>675690352
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>>675693226
I inform you to get off this thread, not all of us are evil! :p
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>>675690352

To many niggers in the movie
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>>675693226

Luke Skywalker is killed by his son Kylo Ren. Han Solo finds out that Rey is his grandaughter and they fly off together in the falcon
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>>675693388
YES! but it did get a crack out of my dad so guess that line was for the casuals out there
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>>675693226
then honestly what the fuck are you doing in this thread?
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>>675693400
LOL I'm half black but I approve of this meme :3
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>>675693226
Superman dies
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>>675693580
Just to grab people's whole hearted true feelings about the movie, sort of a project if you will
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>>675693664
FUCK BvS LOL waste of my hard earned money
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>>675690352
I liked it
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>>675690352
was a safe movie that is the perfect example of plagiarism. it is literally a new hope with a few things changed. difference is a new hope had character development that made sense where tfa has 0 development. its just hey a trooper rasied to be evil is suddenly not evil or random girl who doesnt believe in the force just decides nope im a jedi now.
it gives nothing new to the franchise and shows how bad the writers and director were that most of the eu is better and as someone whos read most of the eu only about half is actually good and 1/3 of it awesome
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>>675693226
Yodel fucks chumbawumba and lee kills obgyn
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>>675693461
Too many spelling errors.
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>>675693655
good for you, we'll only half hang you in the daotr
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>>675691089
Pandering to feminists is the new meta, new ghost busters with all female main roles
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>>675693782
I guess /b/ usually is pretty honest but you saying don't spoil it just makes people shoot out spoilers
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>>675692480
>>675692755
This, also he's acting like a brat dropping a tantrum all the time. I wish they have some character grow on mind because, if they don't, this faggot is worst than Jar Jar.
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>>675693984

I'm guessing they are leaving the character development for the next films. It's pretty obvious that Rey isn't just some random orphan who can magically use the force.
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>>675692111
Kike kills his dad and gets his ass beat by a little girl and a nigger
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>>675691089
Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Was better than the prequels though.
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>>675693984
Hmm fair point but you must realize that people (like myself) had a bad taste due to the prequels so it did sort of had to be re-made just to say that this franchise is back!
with JJ out of the way Episode 8 is in good hands with Rian Johnson to branch out into something new for this story but till then let's hold our collective breath.
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>>675694214

Isn't Kylo supposed to just be some edgelord who doesn't actually know wtf he's doing? The tantrums fit in with that.
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>>675693488
Kek
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>>675693664
Batman had like a kryptonite spear yeah?
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>>675694203
Yeah who am I kidding but if you haven't seen the movie by now then why even choose to click on this thread :p
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>>675694587
Yeah that's the way I saw it, seems that by the third movie he'll be powerful as hell
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Thoughts on Rey "The bae" Skywalker? :3
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It has some of nice moments, some funny ones, and some where you thought: "man, that's badass". But the majority was blatantly ripped off of New Hope, and not relly interesting.
It is not as bad as Episode 1 and 2, but not worth the hype and success.
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>>675694236
that is obvious but thats just lazy writing. she went from fuck the force to i can beat the shitty sith lord who has had years of training. leaving it to the other films to develop characters just waste time unless its all flashbacks
>>675694378
prequels were bad but also good. they got bogged down in politics and world building. i mena no one wanted the sentate meetings and shit but it gave you an actual look at the universe in a more in depth scale which was impressive on its own. what hurt it was no one wanted to tell george no thats stupid no one cares about politics in a world with laser swords.
the next director could do good with it but he has to use the characters abrams left him and sadly that limits him. luke should be badass, rey may get better, and kylo i hope they play up the pussy bitchness more then switch actors(or make him like vader all burned) later to have him go from loser to straight up badass who did a full transform. abrams and writers just left bad characters which is gonna hurt the next story which sucks
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>>675695032
She didn't wear a bra under the robes :)
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>>675691553
plus huge plot holes and terrible acting
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>>675695245

Seems to me that Luke is going to be able to tell her some shit about her past, or go "i am your father"

Some people reckon she might have been trained by him already but had her mind wiped.

They'd hardly give all the details in the 1st film
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>>675692111
revan wannabe
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>>675693226
LUKE IS KYLO REN.
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>>675695245
seconded on the lazy writing. no effort to develop rey's force abilities - she just all of a sudden is a master of it and beats kylo ren? seriously?
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>>675695245
Yeah Georgie went a little bit overboard for which I'm glad they booted his Jar Jjar loving ass out but Poe, Rey, and Kylo (at times) were good enough for my liking as a new start to this series, I think it would be a nice touch if Kylo actually kills Snoke to become this uber misinformed bad ass...like how Vader kills the Emperor but not for the sake of saving anyone he cares about ;)
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>>675690352
it was fucking shit, why does everyone fucking praise it. saw the movie for the first time last night. didnt see it in theaters didnt want to watch it in cam. waited for a quality release to give my up most opinion and i can honestly say the new starwars is shit. the pre q was better. it was so fucking boring fuck sakes. the girl theres no story none of it has a story its just oh were at this time now. theres is a huge fucking gap in the story filled in the the old fucking cast why didnt they just make the new one with the old cast if they were just going to be in the fucking movie anyways. what in the fuck is wrong with you people. the fucking movie is shit listen to me. the fucking movie was trash.

p.s the new fucking madmax was trash stop saying it was fucking good. it was fucking garbage you fucking brainless fucks.
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>>675695316
Rey should wear this in the next film
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>>675695168
Fucking loved the battle in the forest in the dark, the glowing red and blue sabers, the old-school fight style without all the cgi wire-fu shit, god dam it it was awesome!
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inb4 Rey is trained by Luke, Kylo by that ugly fuck. Rey is going to fight with Kylo and kill that faggot, Luke will somehow die by the ugly fucker, ugly fuck retreat. Rey will now be the last Jedi and pick up a new padawan.
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>>675695973
Well not everyone liked it but to each of their own I suppose, I agree to disagree with Mad Max...they did it better than I could ever realize
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>>675695973
Hell yeah Mad Max was awful I swear everyone likes it but me!
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>>675696254
YES M8!
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>>675696051
Boobs are too small.
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>>675690352
It was pretty good, but ridiculously predictable
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>>675695701
Exactly what i say to everyone but people act like she trained the whole movie
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>>675695973
absolute shit, couldn't even watch the fucking prequels they were so lame
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>>675692111
Shit tier teenbaby with thanos' mighty fist up his ass. Worships a helmet like a weeb with his dolls.

Worst sith since maul. Get's out forced by a literal noob.
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>>675696679
Think of it as a much needed remake after the Prequels, with a new director things will start to branch out...I'm curious to see how Rouge One will be (fuck probably spelled it wrong)
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>>675690352
torrent out of 10

>inb4 NZB
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Honestly. Fights were good, villian was shit. Not the character himself, he came off rather well until he took off the mask, then he was a pleb.
Disappointed about how they killed off Han as well, could of gone better if I'm honest.
Film was mediocre at best.
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>>675690352
SJW kike rampage/10
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>>675697291
My exact thoughts exactly, I didn't really feel a connection between him and Han, felt too rushed and glossed over
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>>675696717
yeah. for some reason people seem to forget that it's supposed to take years of training to be able to do even basic force shit. kylo's character sucks - can stop a laser mid air, read people's minds, but gets beat by a shitty former storm trooper and rey
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>>675690352
I'd rather watch phantom menace a dozen times than watch that movie again. It destroyed the established cannon and took a meaty sjw shit on the saga.
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>>675695316
If she did she ruined tradition
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>>675695604
revan was a chick
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>>675690352
I enjoyed it, but they could have done things differently to make it more enjoyable. For a Disney movie, it was aight.
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>>675690352
I thought it was great, but my life doesn't revolve around star wars, so my opinion will be disregarded. it was an enjoyable movie experience, and I couldn't be fucking bothered in the slightest about some young girl whooping the ass of some random experienced dudes I've never heard about before, because they are shooting lasers and swinging laser swords, reality is gone, get over yourselves, nobody cares. would watch it again, great experience!
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>>675697748
>implying kylo isn't a pre-tran
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>>675695245

Shitty Sith Lord?

Kyle fucking stopped a blaster bolt in mid-air and held it there.

Darth couldn't do it. Neither could Palpatine.

He may be a whiny emo baby, but he was pretty fucking powerful.

Until the chick who'd never picked up a lightsaber in her life kicked his ass BECAUSE GIRL POWER!
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>>675697748
In the game, possible, in canon, no.
>Revan - Male
>Exile - Female
lrn2swtor
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>>675693334
This
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>>675698001
>Good on ya for taking the bait

>>675697943

....didnt think of that
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>>675690352
That is was an ok movie, with potential to be great
Tainted by political agenda of race diversity and feminism
>>675691089
This
>>675691368
Nowhere near to this level, rey takes the cake for that
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>>675697812
People tend to overANALyze when it comes to their fandom and honestly I agree with everything you have said, it was my best theater experience of 2015 and just felt nice to escape reality for those 2 hours
People who complained about a "Mary Sue" or a black stormtrooper came off as such idiotic and misinformed people but it's out online now in 1080, enjoy! :D
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>>675695973
>stop liking things I don't like

I agree, Mad Max was utter shit. TFA was alright, not great, not bad. But it serves its purpose. That purpose being launching a new run of Disney Star Wars movies, that will not be pre-judged as bullshit.

Also, your comment was hard as fuck to read, either you're a autist, or a dumb fuck.

Example: What the fuck does:

>" the girl theres no story none of it has a story its just oh were at this time now"

The girl has no story? the girl is no story? No girl story the?

or how about:

>"theres is a huge fucking gap in the story filled in the the old fucking cast why didnt they just make the new one with the old cast if they were just going to be in the fucking movie anyways."

Firstly, capital T, we're starting a sentence, aren't we? Next, 'filled in the the old cast'.

>doyouevenproofreadbro.fgt

The key point to take away from this brief encounter is, no matter how valid your point, if you are unable to communicate it successfully, you should kill yourself. Because you're full on autistic. You utter fucking bellend.
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>>675693383
Blurays are out faggor
Why would you watch from a shit hdrip
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>>675695973
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
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>>675698315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLkcCZFKvA
bruh a 9 year old blew up a space station, Mary Sue to the max!
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>>675696297
>>675696346
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>>675697975
I'm as much of a feminist as anyone else on /b/, but I'm a sucker for the good side winning, I don't care if it's down to that weak girl, as long as han solo is avenged, and the planet destroyers are killed, I'm more happy than otherwise. it doesn't matter anyway.
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>>675693400
He wasnt the hero, it was more like a femminist empowerment movie, which is disgusting in its own right
The whole black jedi was a diversion tactic from the real evil, the feminist agenda behind this movie, and all the emasculated cucks from the media that backed it up with praise and high scores

Point in case this guy>>675693461
He still thinks the nigger was the main character
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>>675698744
This nigga knows what's up
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My biggest problem was ray using mind trick.... He only heard of the force an hour before and had no knowledge of Jedi abilities. Yet she's able to pull off high level stuff that Asoka tano couldn't after studying the force for 14 years.... Bullshit
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>>675698369
you can talk about my fast careless typing all you want but the real fact of the matter is both fucking movies were utter shit. stop side tracking the fucking thread faggot.
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I never thought I'd get this many responses to this lol maybe I'll start a next one about BvS
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>>675698573

K, first of all... EVERYONE HATED THAT FUCKING MOVIE and specifically criticized 9 year old boy blowing up a space station. Nobody ever fucking called anyone a sexist for that.

Second, he did it by accident.

Raereyreirai picked up a lightsaber for the first time in her life and beat the shit out of a Dark Jedi trained by Luke Skywalker and Darth Big Giant Head. This Dark Jedi had been powerful enough to kill every other fucking student at the Jedi academy. An he could stop blaster bolts in mid-air, something nobody else had done before.
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>>675698744
>>675698859

samefag
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>>675690352
It was OK. I have to watch 1-3 again for some more perspective. I only watched them once and I was really young when I did, I was like 10 when it came out so I don't remember much. All I really know about it, is that it rustles all the star wars nerds jimmies super hard.
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>>675690352
>soft remake of the original
>40 years have passed, but nothing is different
>Empire gonna empire with TIEs and Stormtroopers, Rebels gonna X-Wing with no Jedi
>Muh inclusion with a strong female lead that no one will like in the long run, useless negro, and gay puerto rican
>'Sith' is a bargin basement Revan/Jacen hybrid with no purpose other than to be the bad guy and kill of Han
>DEATH PLANET because the Death Star was for Normies
>Casual fags love it because it's cool to hate the prequels
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>>675698944
Me included lol but I did like it cause I was 6 at the time and very fucking stupid but I'm just saying that Anakin had no faults besides falling in love and being so easily influenced, Rey is a better character so far when it comes to the first movie to establish these characters
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>>675698911
Your mom.
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>>675690352
The whole 'orphan-girl is instant jedi-master, because wuhmyn-untuition' was a dealbreaker.
Oh yeah, she is basically R2-D2 also, knowing instantly the technical gimmicks of new ships/areas.
She got the best parts of the woman myth (good intuition) and man myth (good with technology). She had no parents, so she is as independent as humanly possible.
Oh yeah, the male-lead is a dufus too...

Harrison Ford was a bright spot, but otherwise it was feminist propaganda, not even joking bros
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>>675699405
Maybe later alliGAYtor
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>>67569857'3
Is this a joke? it was not until the second movie where anakin grew up and got proper training that he got into battle and got his ass handed to him by the end of the movie, greatest thing he did as a kid was win a fucking race against bunch of amateurs, using his natural jedi reflexes and practice with the pod racer

Unlike rey the Mary Sue god mode
Flies the falcon better than Han Solo, despite never touching the ship before, can close her eyes for 5 seconds and become a master jedi
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>>675698369
wait, are you defending this peice of shit movie?

>>675698562
I will allow this

>>675698744
>I'm as much of a feminist as anyone else on /b/
wut

>>675698843
it was a SJW circlejerk pander movie, created by the kikes

I think we can agree on that, the kike controlled hollyjew and mass media telejew, printjew etc is pushing diversity, which everyone knows is a codeword for Whtie genocide

they support the right of broans blacks and yellows to have their own countries, but not Whites... is that racist?
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>>675699565
Well we have 2 more movies to decide the course of where this goes, who knows she might even turn to the dark side perhaps since Kylo is clearly struggling with the Light but that's just my shitty fan-fiction talking.
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>>675698744
>>675697812
I will however retract all my statements in these posts regarding hardcore fans, I understand why these movies are absolutely ridiculous to you guys, you are passionate and dazzled about another world of wonderful things, but you are waaaaaaay in the minority, and such minorities exist for everything. Just think about how much you care about hardcore fans of harry potter, that's how most people view it all. Yes the movies might be stupid if you analyze them, but pretty much all movies will have lots of flaws, and may be stupid, the difference is that most people only want to be entertained for a while, and then move on.
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>>675692480
>>675692772
Kek he reminds me of JP from Grandma's Boy. And that SNL skit he did didnt help
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>>675690352
absolute shit.
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>>675699108
can't even be bothered to honour you with a print screen, but no.
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>>675699884
harry fucking potter was good though. this new starwars is fucking shit!!!!!!!!
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>>675699884
I would have to give you a PHD for logic m8, for a /b/ thread it's rather "tame" than most...who knew :/
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I get what they were trying to do with it, I just didn't want them too.
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>>675699479
>The whole 'orphan-girl is instant jedi-master, because wuhmyn-untuition' was a dealbreaker.
Pretty much this all the way
Which is why i deciede to skip the theater and watch this and all other future sw film on torrent blurays on my comfy couch
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>>675699775
>I'm as much of a feminist as anyone else on /b/
>wut
You can see what it says, now take the english lessons required to understand it.
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>>675700392
If more people like you did that, then we wouldn't be able to watch these movies cause they need some sort of profit in order to entertain the masses
I'm all for free shit but it doesn't hurt to think of the economy as well before we're stuck with sticks and stones to entertain us to death lulz
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>>675700536
how am I supposed to judge the level of femininity in an anonymous group?
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>>675690352
It was goddamn wrong... Too much effects to cover the true bad movie behind... Repetitive characters and ships, a predictible story... Other words: Overrated overselled junk of Disney :)
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It was fine. Better than the prequels, and it sets up an okay setting for two more.
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>>675699872
Do you honestly believe this? she is clearly the hero of the franchise now, until the trilogy or whatever is gonna end up being concludes

Not gonna beat around the bush as a fan it sucks to have a female main character on sw, as a secondary side kick i could del with, whats worse she is the epitome of mary sue, its clearly force to pain women in a power like image by feminist
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>>675690352
Wish they had made the 'Big Bad' something other than another Death Star...

But other than that, it was AMAZING. Everything I wanted in a Star Wars movie.
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>>675700674
Not true. That forces companies like Disney not to buy up all this IP and crank out movie after movie instead of letting creators create proper films. Say what you want about the Prequels, they won't be as bad as most of the Disney shit.
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>>675691089
aww poor redpiller upset?

poor wittle fella
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>>675699479
>The whole 'orphan-girl is instant jedi-master, because wuhmyn-untuition' was a dealbreaker.

Where the hell does this come from? I am glad to see a female Jedi, and I'm sure it will turn out she had some training as a young child. And even if not, all they did was accelerate her a little bit so they don't drag it out over 2 movies or try to cram it all into one.

So a woman trained probably with some Force, and capable with a staff, fought a tuckered out and twice badly-injured, half-trained Sith and won, maybe, who wasn't even trying to actually kill her, but convert and train her.
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>>675700994
You don't realize how threatened and beta you sound, do you? Jesus.
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>>675700994
Of course not but we need something new like this cause let's admit it, it's a cool concept to think about
I didn't think I'd like her role as much as I did but I grew into it with repeated viewings, everything has changed but nothing as changed so I can live with a Rey "Skywalker", besides more female viewers can never be a bad thing...unless they're land-whales :p
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>>675698886
this is good to know, as lots of people respect you and your opinion is worth a lot, what with you being so clever

ppffft.
ppfffttttHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>675690352
Just watched the pirated BluRay rip, literally a waste of 2 hours. The battles were boring, the stakes were literally the lowest they have ever been in the Star Wars universe even though there is a thing that can blow up entire solar systems and the new and returning cast except for Ford are useless scrubs.

I mean it. You have this ultimate weapon thing, it has an obvious fucking weak point, and when it obliterates a solar system nobody gives a flying fuck because the people there were never introduced. It has literally no impact if all we see are 30 seconds of red CGI sky and some screams, lucas, you useless motherfucker.
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>>675700750
I just took for granted you'd been browsing this website for a while. Based on my experience, feminism is not supported here at all, only by people who want to anger the regulars. I used that observation, which I think most people will have made, to imply that I was not interested in supporting feminism further. I think you already know this, but I'll explain anyway.
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>>675701165
She wouldn't be as bad if they didn't try to fit her in the Luke/Anakin mold so hard.

It was a nice homage when they did it with Anakin, showing HEY REMEMBER LUKE!

This... just came off as uncreative.
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>>675701043
Agreed like I was hoping for a mass fleet or something more small scale but a Death Star 3.0?! cum on -.-
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>>675700674
>If more people like you did that, then we wouldn't be able to watch these movies
Im ok with that, im only watching it because i am a stw fan, in the state it is i would have preferred it ended with lukes story
It would be ideal if movie makers realize that a fmeale hero does not sell as much. But now the media is full of emasculated cucks doing propaganda for it


Im ok with pirating movies i disagree with their setting, political agenda or casting, if they go down or not i could not care less. In an optimum scenario they will get the message
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So what if she is exceptionally gifted and a natural Force-adept?

I also think you're all missing the important part towards the end of the Rey-Kylo battle. He offered to teach her - he wasn't trying to kill her!
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>>675701546
Well, I ain't in it for the Force also-rans. I want power...Power...POWER! She's fine.
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>>675701825
I genuinely think she would have been better remembered as a character if they didn't force her to be Luke and Anakin, except if she is Luke's Daughter.
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>>675701609
>if movie makers realize that a fmeale hero does not sell as much.

LOL. The Force Awakens is the highest grossing film of all time after Titanic and Avatar.

You've spent too much time on 4chan with your eww-women/cuck paradigm infecting your thinking. Out there in the real world, people loved a female Jedi.
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>>675701540
b-but moot b-banned g-g-gamergg-gate
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>>675701178
In all honesty im scared more flicks will follow suit with the feminist agenda
Then the tables will turn, and all the cool summer block busters would be femme approved
>>675701401
No its not, and only cucks and feminist need
I certainly did not ask for it
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>>675691089
Luke Skywalker spent ages training with Yoda to slowly and progressively take hold of the force. This skinny bitch appears out of nowhere and somehow knows it all, no training whatsoever yet she's on a par with Obi Wan
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>>675700994
OY YOU BIGOT!! WYMYN ARE AT LEAST AS STRONG EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE 47% OF THE UPPER BODY STRENGTH, REALITY IS FUCKING FEMINIST YOU EVIL WHITE MAIOL!!
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>>675690352
That movie was so fucking shit. I want this trilogy to be full feminist pandering and have a Finn/Poe relationship happening. I want Rey to master her already overpowered abilities complimenting her generic personality and have a multi-ethnic/progressive Rogue Squadron discuss about the patriarchy and have cisgendered males are the Antagonists/Sith. The Force Awakens ruined the potential hype. Now I want it to burn to the ground!
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>>675702086
Yeah, the numbers don't lie lol
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>>675702086
Not with adjusted dollars. Next year another film will take that title, probably a Marvel one.

Avatar was the highest... who even watches that anymore?
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>>675691089
poor little white boy
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>>675702394
Domestic wise it's the highest grossing movie of all time...not worldwide.
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>>675702086
If you continued reading past that line, literally next to it you would have found this little nugget
> But now the media is full of emasculated cucks doing propaganda for it

I barely clock more than 20 minutes a week in 4chan, if i visit it at all that is
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>>675694798
Fucking LOL
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>>675702225
Even then, Luke wasn't strong enough in both fights. The first fight he gets his as handed to him and Darth holds back to capture him as that is his order. Luke loses still and gets his hand cut off.

The second fight Luke still loses. Darth's taunting nearly causes total victory as it sends him over the edge into the Dark Side right into the Emperor's plans... and when Luke resists the Emperor would have killed him. Both times Luke was completely outclassed.

Rey however beats the Sith who murdered all the other Jedi.
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>>675693226
Han kills Luke in the end.
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>>675702199
LMFAO
So a female hero = feminist agenda?

You people are the polar opposite of the Sarkeesians of this world, just as irrational and stupid, but without realizing it!

>>Then the tables will turn
What the hell are you so afraid of? I know 4chan can be pathetic, but a lot of the time it's done in an ironic way. I think you're genuinely threatened by a female Jedi hero.
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>>675702542
>Domestic wise it's the highest grossing movie of all time...not worldwide.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films#Highest-grossing_films_adjusted_for_inflation

It's easy when Disney buys out all theatres to where Quentin Tarantino can't show his film.
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>>675702101
I don't think you understand what I'm saying, we're back to square one now. I'll just be straight forward about it.
I think women imagine themselves to be in a much worse position than they actually are in, and nothing is ever good enough for them, they will always want more, even if they already have more. That is my view of feminism. My point was that I wanted to defend the movie, even if it was made to empower women, because the movie was very entertaining, and I wanted to underline that I had no agenda when I was praising the movie.
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>>675702970
The Hateful 8 was kinda lackluster though so even if he got the release as he intended, the fans and critics didn't really like it all that much.
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>>675702086
With the massive advertisement and prop it got even as far back as a year before, the masses would have flocked to it irrespective if the main jedi was nigger, an asian, a man, a transsexual

They just took the chance to take this blockbuster to promote diversity and female empowerment, which the director, staff and actors openly talked about
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Guys let's steer away from any "female agenda" rants, you're looking way too far into it that it's almost pathetically sad.
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>>675703121
I loved it, but regardless of that film, but it helps your overall gross when every theatre across the country has Disney buying out most of the screens.
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>>675702546
If you are this disturbed by the presence of a female hero character... emasculated doesn't even begin to cover how pathetic you sound.

It's fascinating how people who use the word cuck as a political description are some of the most insecure and easily threatened people around.
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>>675703302
I see your point and what Disney did was rather shady but it is a business after all and much like the real world, it will never be fair.
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>>675703423
It's a conservative 'right' thing. Looking at porn searches, the most 'conservative' areas watch that porn the most.
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>>675702225
>Luke Skywalker spent ages training with Yoda

You fucking retard. He was there for just long enough for the asteroid chase scene and cloud city. It was like a week at most.
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I really didn't like the movie at all.

The plot was the exact same thing we've seen before and had SO MANY plot holes.

Almost no character development, solutions magicked out of the air.

I give it a 2/10. If it wasn't a STAR WARS movie everyone would have panned it so hard.
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>>675703553
Which is why I am saying to say Star Wars Episode 7 made X at the box office is nothing. Avatar did how much, and who gives two fucks about it?

Episode 7 will always have some notability... but do people care about it that much? I think Game of Thrones is bigger in the culture right now. Even for Episode 7, they sold it using the 80s films imagery of Darth Vader.
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>>675702798
Get out of your ass dude, stop cracking wise ass jokes and think for a moment
The actors, the director went on record about the diversity and female image behind this movie, its not some tin foil hat thinking, its what actually came out of the mouth of people directly involved with the movie

>>675702798
>What the hell are you so afraid of?
Afraid as in life or death ofc not
Afraid in the sense that they will start forcing female leads movies specially super hero and transformers like movies, yeah that would suck
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>>675703638
And Luke lost both fights against Vader.
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>>675702798
the tables will turn because men built this world, the buildings, the roads, the infrstructure, the inventions, electricity, computers, the internet, satellites, the internal combustion engine, the railway, trucks, ships etc etc.. women are the best mothers though, they should stick to that, it makes them happy

>>675703069
they claim to want equality, yet there are no male abuse refuges, they don't care about sewage worker being male, or miners, or trashmen. they want equality when it benefits them, but they don't care that 90% of divorces re initiatied by women, and that women get something like 75-80% custody of kids

women are part way between men and children, we shouldn't give them any power in the real world, taking care of children is what makes them happy, and more importantly makes the children happy and well nurtured

next time a feminist pretends we are equal, trade face punches

they only get away with this shit because we let them, we can stop them whenever we decide we want to, and they can't do shit about it
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>>675690352
Plagiarism of A New Hope. Too many plot holes. A ridiculous story with too many coincidences. A pile of shit.

On the plus side, the acting and dialogue were better than the prequels, and the lightsaber fighting was less frequent and asinine.
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>>675703236
LOL. And audiences and critics by and large loved it.

It's only in sewer-level portions of the internet like 4chan that conspiracy theories about feminazis, SJWs and cucks proliferate.

The rest of us enjoyed a movie, have no problems with female heroes. But if you want to convince yourself it's indoctrination of the population through Star Wars, you do that.
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>>675703638
Still a shit ton more than Rey who has spent zero fucking hours studying even the basics. What, is she born with it or something?
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>>675704078
how many of the hollywood studios are controlled by jews?
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>>675704078
DON'T YOU INVALIDATE MY SOCIAL REJECTION!!!
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>>675704153
Don't you get it? It's a set up for the next movie.

Keep the goyim spending.
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>>675703837
That movie was just a tool to steer that 3D gimmick in our face which didn't actually pan out haha but Star Wars was always a cultural phenomenon but with the prequels that left a bad taste we were just cautious but I must admit Ii am so excited for season 6, FOR THE WATCH!
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>>675694073
Why the fuck did I laugh at this
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>>675703598
Yeah, the conservatives sexualize their fears about black guys stealing their women to the point that they have 'cuckolding' on the brain.

Even when their dicks aren't hard, they can't see the world except through that lens.
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>>675690352
Meh
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>>675704340
Let's see how people accept this movie. It's been only 3 months or so.
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>>675703423
Whats your definition of disturbing?
I cant sleep, i go around crying, having anxiety attacks, stress loss of appetite, depressed? please be more specific about it im all ears, Let me assure you this ha not affected my life in the slightest

To me it sounds like you are suing buzzwords to make case of poor man baby is scared of teh powerful womyn, im merely voicing my opinion on the diversity agenda behind the making of this movie in a... guess what? movies asking about your opinion
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>>675690352
Also, a liberal brainwashing shit show to bow down to niggers and cunts.
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I enjoyed it but Rey doesn't seem like a good lead character. Finn would have been a more interesting choice as a Jedi. From stormtrooper to jedi? Fuck yeah.
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>>675703920
I'm not interested in debating feminism with you, or anyone else, internet feminism is a drain of my happiness and energy, and I will only give a shit when a self-victimizing narcissist is put in her place. Then I will bask in the joy of disgusting humans getting what they deserve. Otherwise I don't have time for it.
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>>675699973
>milady
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>>675692111
They made him so whiny. Fuck Kylo.
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>>675704655
and now people are talking about Episode 8 spoilers on Reddit and curious about Rouge One (however you spell it)
we're getting Star Wars every year thanks to Georgie being out of the picture
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The only hope we had for a good Star Wars film was if George Lucas surrendered some of his power to more talented and competent filmmakers. Instead, he sold the franchise to greedy cocksuckers who are only interested in milking his creation for billions, and aren't willing to take risks in the story-telling that might alienate audiences and reduce their profits.
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>>675690352

i think on its own it was pretty good it got to the core of what made starwars great spacefights and lazer swords

more of that please

however as a starwars film no not that great really if they had've released it as its own franchise it would've done much better
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>>675704852
YES, that's what I wanted to see!
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>>675704212
Yeah, there are a lot of Jewish people in Hollywood. So what?

How is that supposed to be an argument about anything, Adolf?
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>>675694073
>>675704388
I totally missed it, and I laughed so fucking hard at this too. 10/10 anon, this is what old /b/ was all about, stupid or clever, it's original(/spontaneous) and funny.
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>>675705004
>Georgie being out of the picture

Best News Ever.

Heard him whinging about Ep7. He was apparently utterly clueless about how bad 1-3 were.
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Was a good, fun movie. Disney played it very safe, and the film was pretty much a remake of the original. The characters were all good, though Rey was a little too much of a mary sue for my taste.
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>>675690352
Honestly I liked it, that's about it. I enjoyed it and really can't wait to buy the steelbook. I wish Captain Phasma played a bigger part but I think they got the idea across that Ben is conflicted so he doesn't seem whiny like Anakin.

>8/10 imo
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>>675690352
pandering to the feminists, and trying to tear down social norms with a fighter female warrior who got it all on lock down, flies the milenium falcon better than Han Solo, knows Jedi Mind Tricks and rapes that Sith faggot, her fucking name means "king"

and the other dude, some faggot searching for his identity and being a total bitch about everything

but shit was aight still
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>>675704078
>conspiracy theories about feminazis,
But in this case is not some nut job conspiracy
The director and actors openly talked about the diversity and female image agenda behind the movie
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>>675690352
Not as good as the original three, but substantially better than the prequels. However, I didn't approve of the cliffhanger ending. Star wars movies are supposed to end with a feeling of conclusion. This one ended with a "HAHA NO LUKE TILL THE NEXT ONE LOL". That was shitty of them.

But overall, it was very well done, I thought.
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>>675690352
Poorly written and executed social justice mess
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>>675699973
Holy shit I just saw the skit.
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>>675690352
It was pretty good. It could have been better if they slowed the pace a little. It felt rushed in a lot of places. That's likely do to studio interference though.

As far as the whole "progressive casting" thing is concerned, it didn't really bother me. I thought Daisy did a great job and the black guy wasn't annoying like I thought he would be.

I think it is far better than the prequels and I found it more entertaining than A New Hope. I like were these films are going and I'm looking forward to the rest of the series.
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>>675692111
I know Rey destroyed or at least crippled his blade, but I really hope he uses it in the next 2 movies.

>Rey needs a saber staff
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>>675705277
Yeah fuck him for almost killing off Star Wars
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>>675705487
poor
little
white
boy
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>>675705219
Don't call someone Adolf, even if they have an obvious agenda against jews. Now you look stupid too.
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>>675705004
>we're getting Star Wars every year

Yeah that won't help it.
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>>675705466
Empire Strikes Back was a cliffhanger ending though considering that we didn't know about the state of Han at the time but yeah it killed those shitty prequels
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Pure shit!
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>>675705608
>Yeah fuck him for almost killing off Star Wars
>Clone Wars shit dominated the 2000s and 2010s up until he sold the franchise
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>>675704923
then I am glad you acept my points, it's a start

>>675705219
and the media? and banking? and politics? and publishing? and print media?

why does 2% of the population control what we are supposed to think? is it in our benefit?

also, I didn't say there were a lot of jews in hollywood, I said that they OWNED and CONTROLLED ALL of the major hollywood studios, OWN AND CONTROL

they tell you what to think

when did you last see a movie from hollywood about the 60 million killed by the jewish bolshevik communists? what? NEVER?

but how many movies about the holy 6 million jews claimed to be killed by hitler? Do you know how many gays, gipsies or non-jews he was said to have killed was? NO? wow, how wierd that you know about the jews killed, but not the others, and you were told that by JEW controlled sources?

and people are sent to jail for questioniong facts about the holocaust in many countries, how wierd
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5/10

Meaning average as shit.
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>>675690352
Mad Mack: Anger Street was better in my opinion.
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>>675690352
I liked that they didn't blaxploit Finn. He was just a dude who happened have dark skin, not a token nigger.
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>>675705675
no White people have ever been poor, haven't you heard bernie?
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>>675705573
>I thought Daisy did a great job
Are you kidding? The whole im a independent woman dont need your help was painful and cringe worthy to watch when she refused the niggers hand
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>>675704711
You're patently pissed off about it, and in your own words have said oh no, the tables will turn and movies will be femme approved.

Females are part of society - why shouldn't movies appeal to my daughters as well as my sons?

Man, the Fates really fucked up by not having you be born in 1930s Germany, didn't they? Your anti-semitism, your embarrassingly insecure obsession with keeping women in the home, your inability to conceive of a reality outside your own mythological pseudohistory. Face it, you're a fringe lunatic in the 21st century, and you and your ilk are destined to die out.
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>>675701161

Why would you be so openly SJW?

Don't you feel shame since you are basicaly more destructive then average murdering rapist?
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>>675705325
I think Rey was a bad choice for lead character. Finn would have been more interesting seeing as he was a former stormtrooper.
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>>675705985
I'm talking about theatrically wise.
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>>675706271
Those prequels bombed, and DVD sales suffered, amirite?

Oh wait, they didn't.
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>>675706243
Yeah like Kyle Katan or w.e his name was!
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>>675706271
Bitch you didn't say that.
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>>675703638
Also there was a three year span between Empire and Jedi that even throwing out the expanded universe I assume Luke still trained throughout it.
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>>675690352
Eh... roughly on par with return of the jedi.

Poe & Finn were cool enough.
Kylo has room for growth... something we haven't seen in a sith since Vader.
Rey was kinda mary sue... but I'm like 90% certain she's a trained padawan with amnesia. So that'll minimize that.

Starkiller base was kinda lazy & poorly thought out.
I liked the ideas being thrown around with what happened to the original characters, but you could tell some of them really weren't all that into it.
And the map to luke and R2 spontaneously waking up with the missing piece was stupid. I'd have had the mind probe give them luke's location & the time pressure foring target be gos location instead of the nebulous rebel "base?"

Step up from most of the shot in the prequels though.
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>>675706393
They were poorly made movies m8
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I've become completely empathetic about star wars. it's become so fucking big and messy. decent movies, shitty movies, moneygrabbing myriad of comics, vidyagames, novels and novellas, ridiculous non-canon extended universe and alternate histories. the juggernaut of star wars is almost nauseating at this point. the farce awakens is a pretty good movie, but at this point who the hell can really tell anymore.
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>>675701086

This.
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>>675706583
I feel the same way as you with all that's thrown out there, but you have to admit there is a ton of passion behind it which I love
sometimes it's just a bit overboard, especially with the rabid hardcore fans out there that just take me out of it :/
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>>675705802
At least ESB ended at a point where it felt natural to take a break and wait for the next movie. FA gets you all hyped up to see what Luke's been up to all these years in seclusion, then cuts it off. It's like someone interrupting your fap right before you cum. That's just mean.
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>>675690352
Honestly. It is a pretty bad movie. A lot of things just happen with out any explanation.

It also suffers from essentially being a reboot of Ep IV without being labeled as such.

However, I love the (original) Star Wars universe so much that i found it easy to overlook all these glaring faults and not only enjoy the movie overall but desperetly want more.

I'm certain my enthusiasm for the movie will dwindle on subsequent viewings though.
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>>675706527
>>675706527

Was that meant to be some sort of a joke?
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>>675706553
Which made billions.

Episode 7 was a poorly made movie that also made billions.

>Rebellion? More like Resistance
>Empire? More like First Order
>Death Star? More like Death Planet
>Tattoine? More like Jakku
>Obi Wan? More like Han Solo
>Han Solo? More like Finn
>Darth Vader and the Emperor? More like Kylo Ren and some amorphous Snoke thing...
>Blow up the Death Star easily? IT'S A FUCKING PLANET IN THIS MOVIE!!! A DEATH! PLANET!!!
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>>675706393
Just because a movie sells doesn't mean it's a good movie. Stupid ass shit often defeats quality shit in the popularity department.
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>>675707011
Call me a masochist but I love being teased, it was exhilarating :$ just more hype for Episode 8!!!
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>>675707349
Exactly my point. In the long series of time, people will still see the original trilogy superior to the prequels and sequels, and the eventual remakes.
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>>675707258

Avatar made shitloads of moneyz. But is it a good movie?
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>>675697644
This.
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>>675707730
Nope. Disney doesn't care. Episode 7 made $$$ which is all they want.

People will genuinely not care about Episode 7 like with the Marvel films outside Iron Man 1 and the Winter Soldier and maybe Avengers, they're all forgetable stuff to jam onto FX for Sunday Marathons.
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>>675707730
Ehhhhhh the element they were searching for dude. Unobtainium what kindergartners come up with this crap.
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Main cast
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>>675706213
Pissed off? yeah thats one way to put it
When i realize what the new star wars was gonna be like, you could say it pissed me off
So what? many things piss me off, spring allergies piss me off, waiting in a stuck line pissed me off, getting shit service at a restaurant pisses me off, a flat tire pisses me, i could go on and on about it but im sure you catch my drift

Again it sound to me you are trying to do this pseudo intellectual shift of the discussion into my supposedly troubled emotional/mental state, seems like the text book definition of a ad hominem to dismiss my opinions in a opinion asking thread

>why shouldn't movies appeal to my daughters as well as my sons?
Never said that, there is a shit ton of movies for every demographic
What im talking about would be akin to making a barbie that appeals to boys, there is plenty to go for each

Im all for original content gping either way what "pisses me off" as you put it, is having established franchises having characters and political ideas forced into it. Wanna make a movie about a female kick ass hero? cool just dont make something like Antoniette Stark

>Your anti-semitism
Not once did i talk about jews in this thread
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>>675708213
Kek.
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>>675690352
B-.
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>>675707994

Exactly.

World is full of ''Call of Duty''s, and it is all thanks to....what? The fact that general population is stupid as fuck? Government? Economic system?
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>>675708276
The Rey thing wouldn't be annoying had they made her an actual character instead of a Luke/Anakin clone... BUT BETTER.
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>>675706205
I wouldn't want him dragging me around either. And your issue appears to be with the writing. As far as pulling off the character, she did it and did it well.
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>>675690352

The movie was like 7/10 at best.

BB-8 was the best part.
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>>675706213
>your embarrassingly insecure obsession with keeping women in the home,
Neither did i mention any of the sort
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>>675690352
Didn't see it. Why piss myself off?
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>>675708148

Yea. I'm a stupid lazy tard, and I could shit a better story in next 5 minutes.

To be honest I still have no idea why that movie was so popular.
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>>675708487
But Luke/Anakin had character development Rey did not.......
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>>675708632
underage b&
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>>675708213

What is this?
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>>675690352
I enjoyed it but Carrie Fishers ruined face freaks me out a little
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>>675708791
Greentext your better story.
Just wanna know what you would have done.
I didn't care for Avitar either.
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>>675708791
Maybe the visuals is why it got so successful?
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I don't look at Star Wars movies for the hurrrr acting or rando bullshit you faggots claim.
Fucking loved Star Wars cause it was cool shit with simple shit happening.

That being said, SW - E7 was absolute shit.
1. Kylo Ren. The fuck is his problem?
2. Biw caster sends people flying, but not Kylo? When the fuck was Kylo stronger than Ki Adi Mundi?
3. Continuity was absolutely trashed. Yeah, cause fuck the other shit that happened a long time ago.
4. They didn't fucking know the Force existed? What the literal shit!? Fucking Vader killing people with the Force is apparently forgettable? Fuck this.

Could go on, but there's just too much to rage about this piece of shit of a movie. It had literally ruined Star Wars for me. Never watching this shit again. I'm gonna stick to knowing 1-6; the better movies.
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>>675708879
Which is why they were inferior. Anakin was a trained Padawan but lost to the Sith Lord Tyrannus their first encounter.

Luke was partially trained and lost both times to Vader.

Rey became empowered after watching her friend-zoned bro get deveined like a shrimp and checked the Darkwing Duck's privilege.

Also, how the fuck did Finn survive yet Qui Gon died from a simple stab?
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>>675709450

Virgin detected
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>>675706213

Is this guy trying to bait? I honestly can't tell.... I don't know many SJW trash. Does their thought proccess really work like that?

>an idea gets forced upon people in a horrible way
>oldfag fans don't like it
>hurrdurr ur raycist mysoginyst

Movie was crap, and if you don't know why, then you are just too simple minded.
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>>675707730
It had the potential to be an incredible movie. The first half or so was building up to be something fucking amazing. ...But then it quickly disintegrated into the exact same CGI war that every sci-fi/fantasy movie for the past 15 years has concluded with. Ruined itself just when it was getting good.
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>>675709450
Deus Ex Machina?!?!
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>>675690352
I hate it because it is hardcore SJW pandering and will only get worse in the sequels when they push the race mixing angle further.
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>>675709168

Can't.

Cuz I'm a lazy tard and it's 2:30 am here.

I wouldn't call that ore unobtanium though, thats for sure.
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>>675701538
Lucas wasn't involved in the film, and said in an interview that he didn't like it.
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>>675710311
Yes, Lucas wanted nothing to do with this and said it's not anything he would have done.
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>>675708722
>>675708722

Everything is opressing women by SJW standards.

Also nice dubs.
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>>675690352
Man remebering when my family wanted to see it and my two bros saw it and thought it was a good move. After seeing the trailor after they did I thought it was just another horrible reboot. Then after hearing about the pandering to the SJWs and feminist, I watched it. I was disappointed an come on don't make another death star but now planet. Rehashing the death star and making a darth vader look alike and pandering to the groups I hate killed it for me.
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>>675695973
>brainless
>cant spell for shit
Good job you fucking edgelord fuck
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>>675707011
Well said that man.
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Fuck George "The Hack" Jewcus.
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>>675690352
>/b/ Chan
>>>/frig off/
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>>675710841
He's judging her for the company she kept.
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I loved it.
Paralleled ep IV a bit too much and Phasma was insanely under used, Gwendoline Christie is a great actress and mai waifu
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It was great
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>>675695973
oh, you're that kinda people...
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>>675690352

really awful, and not because of the imaginary sociopolitical issues faggots on /b/ keep transferring onto it. It lacked scope, the acting was bad, the direction was bad, it just felt trivial as a whole...which is really saying something considering they killed off a major character and technically had a more powerful weapon than in the original series.

Lots of deus ex machina and forced causality and other shit-tier movie-making bullshit. Will NOT be seeing 8 in theaters, if at all.
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>>675692111
Probably my favorite new character. I don't like him because he's edgy or whatever, just that he's young and misguided and probably still has something good left in him. He served well as the main component to advancing the plot.
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Well this was a fun thread guys but it's time to sign off here since Jedi Council is on, cheers folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2l5Re1uFGI
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>>675705986
Seig Heil, 88 for teh Rich motherfucker
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>>675696051
>Fisher fucked Lucas and others to get the role
>She was fucking Ford through most of the filming
>She and Ford were fighting through most of Empire and it's apparent. For the carbonite scene they were barely speaking to each other off set and the lines said were partially ad-libbed
>Fisher fucked fans just to fulfill their fantasies

I'm not usually attracted to slutty women, but all that shit is pretty fucking hot.
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>>675690352
Who the fuck is /b/ Chan? You goddamn gigantic fagit!
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>>675705580
her staff is obviously the lightsaber of darth plagueis dude. google it.
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From a normie standpoint, I thought it was okay.

Good direction, cool fights, funny references to old movies, hot as fuck female lead, kylo ren looks cool, finn was pretty funny, bb8 was adorable.

Yeah its painfully obvious that theyre jew-cuck-feminazi-sjwing us but I had fun watching it and it made me laugh a few times. Im excited for the next one.
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Better than prequels obviously, but that's a low bar. I didn't like it because it was astoundingly unoriginal. The defecting storm trooper was the only new idea they had. Everything else was a mindless rehash of episodes IV and V
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>>675711937
It's a movie for 10-year-olds. Grow up already. If you had any idea how stupid you look you'd kill yourself.
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>>675713361
All you're describing is an in-series reboot, which is exactly what people needed after the prequels.
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>>675692111
If the Mary Sue hadn't been so OP maybe he would have been slightly interesting. As it was, he posed no threat whatsoever. By far the least intimating villain ever in Star Wars.

And his helmet was stupid. Abrams talked about going through like 1000 different pieces of concept art before coming up with Kylo Ren's helmet. Really? This was the best you could come up with? Ok maybe the helmet isn't actually bad or anything, but for all the effort they put into it it's really unimpressive. I'm sure any dumbass on this board could come up with a better face for a sith lord if they tried.
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>>675695973
give my up most opinion
> my up most opinion
> up most
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>>675690352
worse than the prequels on a cinematic level. there is nothing to be gained by watching the film aside from brief distraction from your life. therefore i must assume that the only people that can actually be fans of such a mediocrity of cinema are people whose lives are so terrible that even something this bland is enough to distract them for just a little while.
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>>675693313
I actually wish we'd seen more of the thing. That starkiller base was pretty cool looking, but didn't have much of a presence in the film. The original Death Star was a fortress they'd had to infiltrate and fight their way out of, so when it blew up at the end we cared about it. The thing had had a presence in the film. Not so with the starkiller. It was just there: something that we could watch explode at the end of the film. Because there was no way in hell it was going to NOT be destroyed at the end.

That and the fact that it was just a death star ripoff pissed me off. I mean if you're going to rip off the death star and add some "artificial planet" elements from the Halo series, at least do it well
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>>675693208
> . ..sci-fi movie. Not a great Star Wars movie.

Star wars . . . sci-fi

I am offended
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>>675715069
It would have been interesting if star killer wasn't defeated I think.
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who's got the torrent?
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>>675697975
Yea, I didn't like that he was able to do that. The force used to be a whole lot more subtle than it is now. A torpedo would change direction or a guard would be fooled, but nothing crazy. Now jedi are basically gods that can throw planets at their enemies if they want to. It's less fun that way. Like if you can stop bullets with your mind why the fuck do you even need a sword
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>>675715548
Get Popcorn Time .sh
it's a Netflix for pirates like myself
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