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LIVE HOSTAGE SITUATION THREAD!!! GET ON THE GROUND SCUMBAG

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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LIVE HOSTAGE SITUATION THREAD!!!


GET ON THE GROUND SCUMBAG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo&feature=youtu.be
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>>675688283
We got a hostage situation here, but don't forget to subscribe if you want that hashtag, we don't give a fuck about this potential murder
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what going on?
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Some guy sitting on a sidewalk with some lady as a hostage. Maybe they will gas him.
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professional journalism right here
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>>675688283
are all american news that dumb and stupid ?
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>>675689314

I DONT SEE IT.

That mickey mouse voice lol
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they don't know fuck,

it might just be practice
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>>675689325
yes
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>>675689314
my brother just laughed at your comment, and is giggling at his current words now.
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Help me pick a game to buy:

GTA5 vs Fallout 4

http://strawpoll.me/7175194
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ANIKA GOT THIS SHIT

#ANIKA
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>>675688283
>>675688774
>>675689061
>>675689314
>>675689371
>>675689388
>>675689413
>>675689437
>>675689558

> BUT GUYS DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE !
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>>675689761
HAHAHAAHA, stop, we are smoking we, my brother and me, we are giggling our balls off.
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I live 2 minutes from this. What should I do?
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where's Hancock when you need him
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>>675689899
weed*, fuck laughing and coughing.
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>>675688283
lol.. the only thing they want is a shootout... fucking master race americans1! hope you kill yourselves:)
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>sponsored hostage situation
Only in America.
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>>675689918
run naked through the street
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>If there were shots fired where did they go?
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>>675690440
hahaah, I was thinking the same thing, this is amazing high.
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[The Guy] - Yep, yep, seems like there are some cars on the middle of the road..
[The Bitch] - Yes, I do agree, I'm not sure but I think police is there
[The Guy] - I'm not sure if is the police, judging after the van it may be UPS
[The Bitch] - Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE if you like us and #scary #fox10 #foxnews
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this is painful commentary
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>>675690926

I SEE MOVEMENT!
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>>675690869
hahahahaha
I can't stop giggling to this shit.
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Are they died ?
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>>675691050

YEAH
YEAH
YEAH I- YEAH
MORE MOVEMENT NOW
YEAH
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>>675690926
THE K9 IS OUT
THE K9 IS OUT
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I feel like the reporters should just openly admit they have nothing to say at the moment and talk when something happens
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>>675691285

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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>>675689325
No some a just a little more dumber and stupider.
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>>675691285

YEAH I WONDERRRRRRR IF POLICE CAN UM COME UP BEHIND THE GUY
YEAH
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I really enjoy them seemingly talking to people off camera and showing pictures between the two of them

Also the woman's father said "He's a good guy"

"GEE, I WONDER IF THESE POLICE CAN JUST COME IN FROM BEHIND THE GUY"
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Party van i here
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FROM BEHIND THE GUY
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>>675691285
Do police dogs wear collar cams in the US?
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>>675691285

say mate would you like to join me for a drinking game?
every time he says YEAH, have a drink.
a good night ensures
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>>675691858
>>675691795
>>675691792
call the mexicans to dig a tunnel
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Damn, Tay could've been negotiating with them, but Microsoft is lobotomizing her.
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>>675689899
Sounds like your brothers gonna giggle his balls right onto your chin faggot
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why cant they just let him kill her? then the situation would be over
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The woman just suggested that this may be because of a complicated love triangle.

10/10 reporting
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>>675692163
I will join if the invite is open
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Aw shit, lost the chopper
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>>675688283

going to be a completely minimal kill count, disregard this
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choppers leaving, no action, gg
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>>675692235

news reporter is on /b/ and reading this, thats why the helicopter flew away and the talking just went quiet.

wankers
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this reporting holy shit 10/fucking10
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>Chopper leaving site

What the fuck is this man?

Jesus this is horrible journalism
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fuck sake, is he woman trying to deep throat the mic or something?
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just when I tune in... new link for other chopper/crew with fuel?
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NO THIS IS THE MESA ONE YOU DUMB CUNT!!!
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HAHAHA,
This fucking anchoring is amazing!
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>>675692354
Tree-man stream was more entertaining
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[The Bitch] - we got a local story, I suck I dick before, ohhh noo..... so this is me again, my daddy pay those fucker to hire me
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WTF is this woman doing?
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the fucking conversation in the background omg too funny
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hmm my aunt lives out there
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holy shit they don't know wtf they are doing
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shit chopper leaving now we are going to have to miss all this awesome action
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It sounds like she's fucking producing the thing on top of anchoring.

What the fuck are these guys doing?
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dat tie choice...
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>>675692810

ARE YOU KURT?
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This is the most embarassing live tv I've ever seen.. Is it just Fox or do amerifags have such low standards?
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This is without question the worst news coverage I have ever seen

This whole thing is cringe worthy
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>>675692607
yeah what the fuck is there no news director or are these even news peope God damn they'd all be shot here in Philly for such garbage.
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Work?

I do good tunnel I have the strong back, I would have been behinds him now to give him the whacky smacky.
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Any other link for live footage?
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Niggers could do better new coverage than this shit. Seriously, fuck the jews.
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Sucks that the chopper left
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What the fuck happened to the hostage situation?
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>>675692866
what?

>>675692883
>>675692901
yup. anyone got a different stream?

>>675693080
kek
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******************THE HELICOPTER WAS ORDERED TO LEAVE BY THE GUNMEN********************
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>>675693159

Can't seem to find one.
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uh and this house like burned yesterday mhm.. maybe I can find some footage and I'll hook you up, guys. Was pretty intense..
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>>675693462
Can confirm. The gunmen ordered the helicopter to depart or they would cut off this woman's finger.
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>>675693159
meatspin.com
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I NEED TO SEE SOME FUCKING ACTION GET BACK TO THE HOSTAGE FUCK THE CASTER
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>>675693206

Dat file name lol
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Worst....

Hostage....

Coverage.....


Ever...

He is about to kill everyone...better go refuel the chopper.
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The gunman is only willing to speak to the president of the united states
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>>675693751
top kek he's gonna get fucking shot
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE JUST KILLED A HOSTAGE
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ITS A FALSE FLAG WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Dude takes her hostage because she wanted a breakup.
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>>675693751

he really means he wants moot back on 4chan
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>>675693751

He's too busy dancing in Argentina
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>>675693658
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THE GUNMAN IS ISIS THE NEWS JUST CONFIRMED

PARIS IS GOING TO GET BOMBED
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>>675693658
Funyboi
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Link anyone?
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>not even showing the gunmen rn
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I;m a grown adult but in my country watching actual real crime is considered too graphic, so our news is filtered and sprinkled with fairy dust.
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ISIS IS COORDINATING WITH THE HOSTAGE

THE HOSTAGE IS ACTUALLY KEEPING THE GUNMAN HOSTAGE, THE GUN IS A FAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST A PLOY TO DISTRACT US FROM THE IMPENDING ISIS ATTACK IN PARIS
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>>675693577
>gunman
>cut off finger

Hurrdurrrrr gonna use mah guns to cut dis beotches fingahs awf
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>>675694122

http://abc7.com/live/
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am i the only one who thinks its pretty morbid to host a youtube channel just for a hostage situation? or is this always a live broadcast for the news?
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>>675694122
the chopper left to refuel, cant find another live stream with coverage
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Pizza sent.
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>Call in a sniper
>Shoot man
>Hostage situation over

Is it really that hard?
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>>675688283
No happening thread has ever been as exciting as...

>Chocolate Rambo

Can't Corner The Dorner
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>>675693159
>>675693300
>>675694357

http://abc7.com/live/
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LIVE: THE CHOPPER THAT LEFT TO REFUEL WAS SHOT DOWN BY ISIS

WORLD WAR 3 IS HAPPENED GET TO THE BUNKER
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Shits going down

link for u fags
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>>675694492
not working for me...

also
>2 minute delay
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>>675694269
Ah ha you were fooled by my master plan, this was all just a distraction so that I can walk away unnoticed to take a fat steamy shit
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Damnit we missed it

>#BREAKINGNEWS: Redlands hostage standoff ends as SWAT team moves in on suspect and drags ex-girlfriend hostage away http://abc7.la/1LKGSkM
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OHOHoh oh I see why this is a 2-bit news channel. It's next to the shithole of CA - San Bernardino.. Well.. Bakersfield may suck more.
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When the choppah gets back I predict....a tragic update
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She's in a bearcat right now getting medical attention.
She became unconscious as she was pulled away.
Ambulance is coming on scene right now.
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THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KILLED IN AN ISIS SHOOT OUT AT THE WHITE HOUSE

AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK BY ISLAM, AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK
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>>675694292

Thanks anon
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>>675694863
Implying Islam wasn't always in the White House
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I heard those shots boys
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>>675694292
fucking typical shit happens right after the chopper leaves....
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Faggy is gonna end up like this soon
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>>675694384
Alright sniper elite, why don't we just shoot the guy in the testicles. It seems like an easy target right?
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>>675695027
Sauce?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
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GEt in here shitheads, We gun get that ted cruz fella

>>675687427
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Hostage dragged away
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Why did the woman collapse?
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Anyone watchin live stream see all the water bottles? Like a hundred water bottles fall out of the SWAT van they put the bitch in, and the cops just kick them around the street. What the dick
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>>675695321
Probably from shock.
Amazingly being a hostage and having a ton of guns pointed at you is stressful.
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>>675695027
why is it censored?!?!?!
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>>675695296
did they send the dag in?
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>>675695432

That's what I thought but I didn't see what was going on just before she collapsed, didn't know if she had got hurt or anything
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>>675695027
wut

Women don't wear kippahs wtf is she doing
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>>675695506
His balls fell out of his sister's shorts
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>>675695757
Pretty sure shots were fired. I heard that shit 2 mins away.
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>>675695757
She was swarmed by swat and pulled away. She stumbled after the first few steps before collapsing and having to be pulled away.

Also she just got airlifted away to a local hospital so she may have been shot.
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>>675695027
huh?
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UPDATE:
Suspect is down and covered. Reporters say he's likely deceased.

pic is hostage being carried away to chopper.
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IT'S OVER LADS. HE'S DOWN
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"We failed Tim! She kill!"

"You failed Roger, now stop being a fag and help we get this bling nigga"
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>>675696501
How convenient the chopper comes back after the suspect is shot down

I call police brutality!!! Bitch probably deserved it.... Unfortunately the law always takes bitches side in domestic violence...
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>>675696764
they probably cocked that ho right in the eye
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WE HAVE NO CHOICE, WE MUST SHOOT THROUGH THE HOSTAGE.
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>>675697242
I was talking police brutality on the suspect who was shot down. The bitch probably deserved to get shot, or at the very least KO'd.. this was probably all her fault after all
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>>675695027
And then there was no sauce.
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Sniper missed
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wtf is going on? Did I miss it?
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>>675698441

read the thread bruh
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>>675688283
wat
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WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWHOAH


shut the fuck up you dumbass inbred cumdumpster
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Some pretty high level commentary going on here!
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IT HAS FLASHING LIGHTS ITS OBVIOUSLY AN UNMARKED COP CAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
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she's so into it
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The most boring GTA V gameplay ever
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Red car confirmed butthurt motorist
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OH SHIT A CAR CHASE NOW!!!!
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That woman is obnoxious. Why is she moderating this?
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GTA IRL WEW
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>>675689899
fuck off nigger
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>>675691942
no, but that's an excellent idea. I'd pay good money to sub to a channel where Rex mauled the shit out of dindus all day.
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WHAT IS HE DOINNNNNN???
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>>675699134
shes obviously chatting with someone or doing something else on the computer, is there a way to find her connection or whatever?
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