Earlier I made a strawpoll on wether /pol/ and /b/ should go

shameless selfbump for being really curious about the outcome.

Start a rumor that Ted Cruz is a pedophile and spread it to news sources

>>675687427
We should make some epik lulz!!!!!!

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>>675687839
Interesting

OP here, I'm going to take a shit, curious to see what you come up with in the mean time.

We should make Reddit accounts.

>>675688186
Proxies, social media accounts
Edit timestamp
Send collage of accusations to news source
Say a lawsuit is being filed

Spam >>>/a/ with girl dog hybrids.

Wanna see the weeabs cry.

>>675688454
OP is back from taking a shit, also, that idea sounds kinda 2008-ish.

>>675688869
But we spam the story of Ted Cruz's sex dog on to Reddit so that Reddit can take the fall.

Spam the fuck out of tumblr's #fat or wathever it is with pics like pic related.

It's gonnna be just like the tumblr feminists VS 4chan all over again.

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>>675689464
forgot the pic.

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We cheque these epik fucking dubs!!!!1

we troll buzzfeed in some way

>>675689623
top zozzle

>>675689827
We should troll Buzzfeed and the Tumblrinas at the same time.

>>675688186
definitley

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How about this?
>>675690174

>>675690227
If we'd go with this we'd have to polish it a bit of course.

Also, poll is still a resounding yes

http://strawpoll.me/7175256/r

well how do we get /pol/ on board?

>>675690408
The poll speaks in favour of lulz!!!111

>>675690560
By doing the Ted Cruz thing. They'd think it's funny.

>>675690560
I already posted the strawpoll a few times on /pol/, maybe some of you can link this thread in random /pol/ threads?

>>675690560
Have it troll lefties, tumblrinas, sjws, support Trump, be Hitler related ect

Bump xd

>>675690823
We will not "let them do things", we will be equal partners for once, putting aside our differences.

>>675690823
say that research says people who use tumblr have a higher risk of suicide or something


buzzfeed will be quick on it

>>675690996
This. It should only be slightly politically related (maybe trolling Tumblrinas) but not be hard political, only something that's funny.

>>675691111
I kinda liked the Cruz idea, having redneck trump supporters jumping on the bandwagon. Internal tumblr shit contracting buzzfeed is childsplay compared to influencing the outcome of the presidential race.

>>675691313
yeh boi

>>675691111
That is probably true
Nice digits friend

>>675691111
Say that eating crazy glue will help Tumblrinas to lose weight.

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>>675691452
all aboard the kek train

C'mon guys. Going for the Cruz idea and influencing an election will get /pol/ on board.

1. Fake news stories
2. Sharing in redneck trumpfag circles.
3. ????????
4. Profit.

>>675692127
so how do we start my friends

>>675692127
Sounds like a plan. Maybe something like how the PM of Britain was accused of fucking a pig's head.

Le bump

http://www.strawpoll.me/7175762

>>675692392
honestly the only winners are either bernie, clinton, or trump. trump would be good for wiping out isis but it would be a shit 4 years for a few people

>>675692691
Let's do the troll Tumblr.

>>675692392
Start making news stories, get clickbait websites like buzzfeed and huffpost to believe those and post their own article.

Start with a fake twitter of someone accusing Cruz of touching their 8-year old some years back.

>>675693115
what news website shall we post on

>>675693115
Make the twitter look legit, have some followers show dismay yet believe the account because they are "trustworthy"

i have no idea but count me the fuck in... /b/ and /pol/ in unison could be devastating

>>675693621
Yeah I don't have any usable twitter accounts. Anyone else? Whoever it's gonna be, use a photo of a good looking black woman as profile pick, these guys love minority voters.

>>675693544
Whichever one will be taken the most seriously.

>>675693621
time to set up a fake twitter account. fire up the vpn's /b/'s

>>675693681
Then spread this thread around /pol/ a bit.

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/beans-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/

Cruz Sex Scandal maybe we should just make this explode instead

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>>675693815
What about a picture of Carl the Cuck? He could be the victim of Ted.

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>>675693681

>>675693933
Or we could add this to our stuff. Who wrote this? This is gold.

>>675694328
It comes from National Enquirer.

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Mission control standing by, contract followers.
Engage the VPN machines
Man all battlestations
Prepare ship for ludicrous speed
Cruz is going down on this one.

fake twitter account ready for action....

>>675694328
This is fucking real I'm pretty sure also the first woman in the magizine /pol/ belives to be Katrina Pierson Trump unstoppable spokes person.

I hope this fucking real it would be too good

>>675694700
Get more people in on the idea first, spread thisthread around a bit.

>>675694822
I'll personally shitpost every goddamn thread I can get my hands on.

>>675694742
National Enquirer is known for fake headlines but Ted's wife is legitimately crazy. She had a mental breakdown supposedly.

>>675694916
thank you soldier
prepare for battle

>>675694822
i'm a /b/ tard - I have no friends to spread this to....

>>675695106
They would be taking a huge risk Posting it.
I have my doubts but I wouldn't be
However Reminder that the National Enquirer:
>broke the story about Bristol Palin's pregnancy
>broke the story about John Edwards cheating

Time will tell

>>675695425
You have /b/ and /pol/ to spread this to. I've posted in 5 threads already, get on it and start making fake twitters, we can't do this alone guys.

>>675695639

I salute you soldier

well how the fuck are we going to get this going like we have a plan but how will we get this BIG

>>675695884
Spread on social media, send to news sources

>>675695884
oooh nvm same guy as this post but we'll put it on facebook

>>675695884
The iterations of a couple threads will get us enough manpower. The clickbait media and redneck trumpdicksuckers will do the rest. We need at least ten "creditable" news stories though. Things like screencaps of fox news on twitter.