Omegle thread ? Oh yes.

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>>675685174
moar her

>>675685174
Bump

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>>675686677
Sry only one

>>675687065
ok then... moar her!

moar of everything

>>675687065
Eh, should have kept the guy in shot the whole time

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The one with the two girls making out at the end?

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what are some tips to get girls to fap with you?

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>>675688646
her face

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>>675688711
vag

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>>675688789
Last one, BTW
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET UNBANNED ON OMEGLE?

>>675688711
MODS

>>675688789
nice!
any video?

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>>675688650
Luck and randomness

Also 2/5

>>675688946
noice young tits

>>675689032
Shut up faggot, she's above 18.

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>>675688946

fuck. vid, or more tits?

>>675688946
Change your IP

Do you guys only get win on the adult section?

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>>675691684
moar

>>675691684
MOAR please.

>>675691684
part 2?

>>675691684
MOAR

>>675692093
There isn't a second part because she ends up skipping him

>>675691684
more.

>>675692277
There's no part 2. After this take, the connection closed

>>675692761
FUCK

are there any sites better than omegle? i.e not full of dicks

>>675692928
That's what I said there isn't more

>>675693019
Maybe in your dreams

>>675688946
>>675688789
>>675688711
>>675688646
MODS!

Anyone have the one with the 2 girls making out at the end?

>>675687926
Definitely. I, too, am a massive, flaming faggot

>>675693054
Think I went to college with her.

>>675693028
MODS

>>675693477
Dude right on. Me too.

>>675693414
This.

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>>675693414
second this

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>>675690744
super speed fap activated

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>>675693028
Need more of her

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>>675693019
It's called outside

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>>675694390
There's even more dicks outside

How do you not get banned? I fapped on omegle for 3 min and received a ban lol

>>675693414
yeah this one

>>675693346
Shhh don't be a little bitch

>>675695088
you get banned if you show nudity in the in-between after someone disconnects, not for what you do while you're actually talking to someone.

I.e., don't be a creepy flasher and keep it whipped out 24/7 and only do it when someone consents to it

>>675695694
this

>>675695694
i.e. if you wouldn't do it in public unprovoked, don't do it on omegle

>>675695907
Welcome brother

Go on the unmoderated section, you never get a ban for showing dick no matter what

>>675688946
does anyone know about the legality of Omegle?
this girl's age is pretty questionable, but also impossible to verify because random-internet-stranger.

I wonder if the feds go after people on Omegle

The thread's dead

>>675688650
depends on whether you're attractive or not
otherwise just do the omegle game and pray
it takes a while either way tho

>>675697070
T&C's explicitly state you have to be 18+ to use unmoderated section so you won't get done for anything that happens there.

13+ for the rest of the site but yeah it's a grey area because you can't verify shit

>>675697484
does anyone actually use unmoderated section; ive never gotten luck there

>>675697915
have had all my luck there

>>675697915
ive gotten 2 wins today
though thats for the period of over 2 hours of loses
ive had days where i get wins after 3 minutes
and days with nothing after 8 hours (yes im that desperate)
it's all luck man
and also, dont just have your dick out, talk to the girl and ask if she wants to see it, dudes with their dicks out is why all the girls got scared off of 18+

>>675697915
I try omegle18
shits waaay better.

>>675698408
i thought that was a scam

>>675697915
Used both last week

15 wins in 5 hours on unmoderated
5 wins in 2 hours on moderated

It's literally all luck

>>675698528
lol no it isn't

>>675698365
>and days with nothing after 8 hours (yes im that desperate)
at that point just watch porn, dude.

>>675693414
I just tried posting it three times and keep getting an upload failed error, never saw that before

>>675698965
getting off with someone watching is so much more satisfying to me
but yeah those days i usually end up watching porn

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>>675693414
Still trying, still getting that error, I tried posting it in the webm thread and it wouldn't post there either.

At this point i'm just trying to get anything to post

>>675699842
Ok at least something worked, i'll try posting it on /gif/ and link it here

>>675699981
bump

Bumping for more Wembs

>>675700441
I tried posting in a few different threads, no luck.
Anyplace else to upload webms?

>>675701315
Imgur? Reddit? Just put it into a dropbox file and link?

Anyone use chatalternative or flirtymania?

I never understood those omegle games... do girls actually do them? and how do you even find girls to do it?

>>675701506
http://webmup com/4a48f/

>>675685174
Why not just crop the guy jerking off out?

>>675703375
>CATER TO MY NEEDS!!!!

>>675703371
These are all incredible. Makes me want to get back into this but I got WAY too addicted last time.

I love you anon
By all means keep going

>>675703104
>http://webmup com/4a48f/
thank you based anon

>>675703773
did you find a lot of horny bitches?

>>675704115
Glad I could help. Kind of fucked up that I couldn't post it here considering I got it here a couple years ago, oh well

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>>675703527
MMOROOREE

>>675689942
wrong order on 2 and 3 roodypoo

%triforce

>>675689032
Fagot

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everytime i go to unmodded section it goes to mfc...?

what am i doing wrong?

>>675704264
Tons. Had a collection but deleted in a fit of guilt. I would spend hours on there though. It was bad.

It's funny how they are crazy over dicks they wouldn't even enjoy IRL. So deluded by porn. It's a crazy dilemma; those women will never have a stable relationship. They crave big cocks they don't enjoy instead of normal dicks they enjoy physically, but mentally they enjoy the idea of big cocks. So in the end they can neither date a normal guy nor a big guy for too long. Good thing I never watched porn, and studied biology. My bf's 6 inches is perfection.

>>675703375
Are you seriously looking at another guys dick? Shes got great tits you fag

>>675705117
this so much this

>>675705117
Lol. tits or gtfo.

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>>675703375
Lol fag

>>675705117
I've got a 5 incher for ya
>release the mamories

>>675705381
Sorry, I don't watch porn, and I don't produce porn. My tits belong to my man. Utterly.

>>675705666
You are a dude, stfu

>>675704451
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>>675705666
>udderly

>>675705666
You circumcised?

>>675704451
255 255 30.
30 255 30.

newfag.

>>675705595
Would be perfectly adequate. I'm majoring in evolutionary biology and I consider everything within 1 SD from average perfectly fine. 2 SD is alright, too. I trust in the evolution and my brain's rewarding system, not in porn.

>>675705771
Nice try to trick me into proving your wrong. I won't. I'm leaving this thread anyway. Just porn lol.
>>675705885
YES
>>675705924
Nope, but my man. I'm not sure whether I like that.

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>>675705945

what do i do with this?

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newfag.

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>>675703011
Sauce please!

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>>675706474
Print it out, cum on it, post pics

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>>675706381
You want dirty penis inside your meat hanger puss? He better have a head

Guys, how come my laptop can't triforce but my desktop can?

>>675705117
You do realise that like dicks vaginas are different and those dicks are like 8 inches to 7 max.The guys are prob under 6 feet in these vids

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[alt - 0129] [alt - 0129] [alt - 30]
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one of the best wins ever

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>>675707371
that's all I have. from last summer.
she left before I could get any info

>>675705117
>This much evaluation
>Pretends to be a girl at the end by saying "my bf's..."
GTFO and take your 3 inch cock with ya, bud.

>>675706945
No surprise that there's a cock expert schooling some /b/romama about cocks

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>>675691684

Smart ass girl leaves without being a slut. Cant blame a girl for liking a good bit of dick. No part two im afraid.

>>675706945
While I think I COULD enjoy a 7" if it's not too thick - especially regularly, anything above is a total no-go. I'm not even small or tight, European average 5'5". These dicks look too thick and long (at LEAST 8"). Also the guys look ridiculously weak. I would probably laugh at them.

>>675707178
>>675706896

this is what i meant with my laptop can't... is it autism? does my laptop have autism?

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what's the best way to get tits? doing the score thing or shwing face or hiding face and showing body in a suggestive jerking off kind of way?

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>>675707636
yes, kind sir, you may have to chek your comp to the autism fixers.

>>675707634
My dick is 8 when hard and is bigger than all of them apart from the guy who angles it well and is likely a midget

>>675707805
fkn noob... even told you how to do it you still fuk up :/

>>675707509
I have a 0.5 incher. Its called a clitoris, but who am I talking with? You have probably never seen one ^_^

>>675707826

i've heard from other /b/ro's they have issues on their laptops 2

>>675707847
Good luck finding anything else than short-term dates.

>>675707894

I TOLD YOU IT DOESN'T WORK ON MY LAPTOP

Do you know a way for use many cam in omegle and dont get the message of: "anon could be using a fake cam"?

>>675707767
>what's the best way to get tits?
Hormones

>>675708086
try %triforce

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>>675708031
lmao I can tell by this you're a guy. I literally have a friend with a 7 inch dick flaccid who randomly shows it off when drunk and he has locked down two girls who don't seem to be complaining for months

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>>675707908
>I have a 0.5 incher
Oh we know you do, dude. Must be awful knowing you're not man enough to ever please a woman.

>>675688646
got a vid or did you just fucking screen shot like a pleb?

>>675688946
Reboot modem, noob

>>675707767
Show face if you're cute. Most girls prefer to see face first so they feel more confident about showing tits

>>675695907
Rotfl

>>675709573

run > %appdata% > Macromedia > flash player > delete the 2 folders, but keep the security one.

>>675703225
mfw this girl is cockthirsty as fuck while being top of the clock plus three and I've blown loads to her on omegle before

adult or normal section for win?

>>675712184
Lol

>>675705117
It is all about aesthetics. Some have watched me from flaccid, some see me hard and go wild. They mostly just wanna watch men cum. That is the truth.

>>675687065
Good God. I'm in love

>>675712275
haha i made that nut with a video and was obvious video as well. Thought it was a real person. Clean the dicks off by making them nut.

>>675712519
>They mostly just wanna watch men cum
I have found this^ to be true. My first time on omegle literally the first girl asked if it was ok if she could watch me cum.

I was spoiled and had no idea how lucky that was.

>>675711770
adult

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http://www.xvideos.com/video8776680/omegle_reaction

>>675713074
The first two times I ever went on I came to a chick in around 15 minutes. I thought it was some sort of gold mine. I think I went about 2 months of on and off being on there before I got my next cum. But the fun is the longer you are on there edging the harder you cum. Becomes a scenario of "who is going to see my big cum" and it gets me off even more and more.

>>675711348
MAN THE HARPOONS! CAPTAIN AHABS ORDERS! CALL ME ISHMAEL!

>>675713938
Exactly^

I went on a really long dry spell and resigned to wearing a Horsehead while edging off cam, i'd wait until it was two or more people sitting around and open the floodgates and spin the cam to face my dick and start calling them fags for watching me cum. Did this until the screen on my laptop died, some of the heartiest loling i've had in years

Fucking omegle18 has everything, from 12 year olds to 80 year olds, I just spent like 6 mins talking to a guy that was wearing a skirt and shoving a huge black dildo up his ass..

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>>675714947
lol epic, I only came one time for chicks who weren't interested they were both shocked and repulsed at me jerking and i just nutted cause id been on for 3 hours
"so much came out wtf"
>yep
>well.. cya
>close
>go about my day

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>>675715333
>Asian
They're so fucking frigid on Omegle I automatically skip 'em

>>675715333
lip biting gets me going hard, if they are biting their lips then they will definitely suck it.

So does anyone use tags to get wins or do you guys go without and search through random??

>>675715690
if you want the good juicy wins use tags

>>675704451
JACQUES VERMEIRE.
Ga slapen man...

>>675716078
such as?

>>675716078
What tags you suggest?

>>675716645
>wanna see a guy in a daiper

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>>675716852
think about it

>>675717006
/soc/?

Whats the youngest any of you have encountered?

>>675715690
One time I was using a usb cam and set the interest to plumbing. Had the cam aimed under the bathroom sink, some woman in her 50's started asking a bunch of questions about getting a new sink installed. We talked for five minutes and by the end of that five minutes I got myself ready to cum and showed her the sink since that's what we had been talking about. Then I got my dick right in front of the cam at the moment I started cumming. She freaked out and started trying to close the window, she didn't get it closed so she lowered her laptop monitor. We stayed connected for over an hour and I sat there waiting for her to come back. I'm guessing her husband opened the laptop because I heard a man's voice say "WHAT THE FUCK." I got too into fapping and forgot that I minimized omegle.

I like to imagine that the guy still thinks about the time he went to use the laptop and saw me jerking off lol. I really wish I could have heard the conversation that happened right after that

>>675708961
Did you not understand what they were saying or are you trying to be autistic on purpose.

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anyone remember this guy anyone get the other one with the chick being fucked?

>>675716645
where's the rest?

>>675717303
encountered: 7

You?

>>675717740
i don't have it, but the one where the chick starts laughing?

>>675717692
Clearly it's you that cannot understand what's going on, pleb.

>>675717876
9
To what extent?

>>675717416
Hahaha, nice one.

>>675714987
Lol, what'd you talk about?

>>675712519
what's the reaction to flaccid?

>>675717303
sadly the youngest was 19... i don't like underage girls

>>675717981
yeah lol that was funny

>>675718011
7yo said yes when asked "do you wanna see a big one" then put her head in her hands and nexted when I pulled it out

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>>675715333
Trips check'd
What she reminded me of

>>675718139
>what's the reaction to flaccid?
asked me to get it hard, then pulled out tits and sucked nips when I said you gotta make me hard

>>675719093
What a weak cumshot.

>>675719301
spoiler alert lol

Any pointers for a newcomer? I'm in college and have never had a girlfriend; this seems like a way to satisfy some of my loneliness in the meantime.

>>675719301
vid was decent girl looks barely older than top of the clock +3, agreed what a pathetic cumshot ruined it

>>675719040
Pfffffbth

>>675705780
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>>675713382
dam thats sexy as fuckkkk